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The National ranked by depression value

Haven't heard the s/t and don't particularly care to, so that's left out
1The National
Trouble Will Find Me


For me, this is easily their bleakest and most soul-destroying release. Demons is virtually an anthem for having given up on life and even the more upbeat tracks (esp. Graceless) are q dispiriting
2The National
Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers


Accurate af title; while not quite as evocative as TWFM, this is every bit as morose. That opener is a slow burning trauma
3The National
Boxer


Was torn between this and High Violet; both are somewhat varied and have some Actual Uplifting Moments. However, I pick up more gloom from this one overall; Racing Like A Pro, Brainy Gospel brood and mope, and Squalor Victoria is outright desperate
4The National
High Violet


The lows here are considerably lower than Boxer's (England, Little Faith, Conversation 16, fucking SORROW??), but the highs perk it up so much that I dropped it a place. Terrible Love, Runaway and Bloodbuzz Ohio are too uplifting for this list by a long shot
5The National
Alligator


A fair mix of feels here, somewhat tricky to weigh up. The overall vibe is still slightly morose, but there are enough upbeat numbers to keep it buoyant and even my favourite down-time picks (Daughters, Karen, Geese) are nowhere near as bleak as those at the top of the list.
6The National
Sleep Well Beast


There's something sage and reassuring about this album that the other albums don't quite have. Even the darkest tracks (Guilty Party in particular) are stoic in a way that's more calming than depressing, at least for me. The opening trio is particularly uplifting too
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