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I Subjected Myself to...

15 hours of black metal over the past week, for reasons. I did not enjoy it.
1Mayhem
De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas


No albums, just songs. The songs I listened to were chosen by over a dozen black metal fans, so I wasn't exactly guessing when picking songs.
2Burzum
Filosofem


It was just over 128 songs (about 15 hours.) Some songs were short, others went up to 16 minutes. Nothing too long though.
3Agalloch
The Mantle


It was pretty diverse actually. Some tried to create an atmosphere, some tried to experiment, and a lot of it attempted to be scary and depict suffering, but due to my lack of enjoyment, a lot of it ended up running together.
4Bathory
Under the Sign of the Black Mark


I hated the vocals. A lot of growling, burping, and squealing, but with some artists, like Bathory, you could make out the vocals.
5Immortal
At the Heart of Winter


The bass was almost always mixed way too low, sometimes it felt like it wasn't there at all. And those drums... well it takes talent to play them like that, but wow did I get no enjoyment out of the blast beats.
6Botanist
VI: Flora


The closest thing to enjoyment I got was from the 1 Botanist song on there. It was a unique idea, at least from the sound of it. Black metal is pretty objectively diverse...
7Deafheaven
Sunbather


Some of it is fuzzy...
8Emperor
In The Nightside Eclipse


Some of it was symphonic...
9Venom
Black Metal


The early stuff just sounded like a heavier thrash metal.
10Darkthrone
A Blaze in the Northern Sky


But no matter what it was, it just wasn't my thing. I guess on some level I respect the genre due to a lot of the artist's demonstrated talent, but damn I could easily live another day without hearing it ever again.
11Kate Bush
Aerial


Good thing I was also enjoying this album.

I now declare that Kate Bush is the opposite of black metal.

But man 15 hours...
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