Supercoolguy64
06.20.15 | my mom wants to name it bacon bits |
romulanrancor
06.20.15 | yay kitty |
Titan
06.20.15 | off to the vet you go my friend |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.20.15 | cats give birth to 4-6 kittens in a litter you retard |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.20.15 | go find the other ones |
Snake.
06.20.15 | list needs bad luck |
DominionMM1
06.20.15 | yeah there might be a few more little kitties hanging around |
romulanrancor
06.20.15 | you got some kittens to find |
Supercoolguy64
06.20.15 | we did search through the house to see if there were others, but we couldn't find anything. i dont have any knowledge on this kind of stuff, but my mom said that it is possible for cats to only give birth to one kitten. |
Sabrutin
06.20.15 | Yeah hard to imagine her with a single kitten, the others may have died though because if she left them alone then they were probably hopeless. Hopeless meaning that she wouldn't care anymore even if they were somehow healthy. |
thumbcrusher
06.20.15 | My cat once gave birth to only 2, I'm sure it's possible they can have just one even if it's unlikely |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.20.15 | How come you didn't hear it in labour? |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.20.15 | im just dick ridin' coolguy6127 |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.20.15 | but yeah its possible just rare
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Supercoolguy64
06.20.15 | the weirdest part is that we dont know where she gave birth. the last few days we were cleaning the house and not once did we see the cat at all. weird, but we get a kitten in the end so whateves |
Sabrutin
06.20.15 | Sometimes my cats give birth in unknown places too, we live near the countryside. |
Flugmorph
06.20.15 | mastocat |
MyNameIsPencil
06.20.15 | Name it Linus |
Flugmorph
06.20.15 | telefonmann heißt eine katze! NICHT ANDERS!! |
Aftertheascension
06.20.15 | name it after me |
Ninjask
06.20.15 | ^anything but that tbh |
Flugmorph
06.20.15 | poor afty |
TalonsOfFire
06.20.15 | God bless 'im |
ArsMoriendi
06.20.15 | "cats are one of the few things on planet earth i am not allergic to"
I'm allergic to cats haha, like really badly too. Went to the hospital once because of it.
I guess I'm destined to be a dog person...
Congrats on the kitty though Supercoolguy! |
Gameofmetal
06.20.15 | My dad has a cat at the office I work at, which he doesn't want at all, and now there are like five kitties running around like hooligans. Cute as fuck but one of em tried to bite me right after they started walking. I mean it sorta ended up just booping my finger with it's head but still. Lil fucker |
Graveyard
06.20.15 | Name it Fabio |
someguest
06.20.15 | Cats > |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.21.15 | cats > [2] |
Sowing
06.21.15 | "cats give birth to 4-6 kittens in a litter you retard"
"go find the other ones"
I laughed too hard at this. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.21.15 | :p |
Titan
06.21.15 | me too |
Rowan5215
06.21.15 | turtles > |
ArsMoriendi
06.21.15 | killer whales are the best honestly |
Supercoolguy64
06.21.15 | we'll try to miss you, ars |
ArsMoriendi
06.21.15 | "we'll try to miss you, ars"
With your aim, you'd never be able to hit me with that gun anyway. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.21.15 | cats> |
FlyheadMetal
06.21.15 | cats mm |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.21.15 | shut up |
deathschool
06.21.15 | "cats give birth to 4-6 kittens in a litter you retard
go find the other ones"
Fukken lol |
Royl123
06.21.15 | Dogs>Cats |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.21.15 | maybe if your mind is so feeble that you feel the need to completely dominate an animal and think slavery is socially acceptable and that you should own animals with generations of ingrained stockholm syndrome and disgustingly inhumane inbred characteristics crippling them from being able to function without you and view friendship as a form of one way parasitism then yeah dogs are better than cats and you are also an asshole |
Supercoolguy64
06.21.15 | i like german shepherds |
ArsMoriendi
06.21.15 | I'm allergic to cats and I love my dog, that's all that matters to me. He's a beagle :)
Plus cat owners' houses always smell like urine. |
Rowan5215
06.21.15 | dogs can save lives
cats cannot |
deathschool
06.21.15 | Dogs > cats [3] |
Supercoolguy64
06.21.15 | dont say that rowan, my cat once gave me a brain transplant |
ArsMoriendi
06.21.15 | My dog > other people's dogs and cats |
ArsMoriendi
06.21.15 | "dog owners always smell like wet dog, dog shit, dog urine, so yeah"
Except we never smell like dog urine or shit because our dogs don't piss/shit inside the house. Well actually correction: MY dog doesn't piss and shit in the house. Not sure how the other dog owners on here raise their dogs. |
deathschool
06.21.15 | Jac understands so well |
Supercoolguy64
06.21.15 | actually, FYI Jac, there was no dead rat involved |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.21.15 | "Cats are cunts tbh I mean just look at the story in this list it's like "wow I'm a freeloading little shit that'll disappear for weeks at a time, get pregnant and then expect you to care for me and my bastard children oh btw I brought you a present it's a dead rat""
sounds like your mom. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.21.15 | "dogs can save lives
cats cannot"
baast saved my life so ur wrong |
Supercoolguy64
06.21.15 | yeah, play kissup bish |
Rowan5215
06.21.15 | jac's mum brings only the freshest rats back from her foraging expeditions |
Royl123
06.21.15 | "maybe if your mind is so feeble that you feel the need to completely dominate an animal and think slavery is socially acceptable and that you should own animals with generations of ingrained stockholm syndrome and disgustingly inhumane inbred characteristics crippling them from being able to function without you and view friendship as a form of one way parasitism then yeah dogs are better than cats and you are also an asshole"
You're a pretentious asshole tbh |
Ninjask
06.21.15 | "You're a pretentious asshole tbh"
fuckin lol
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Flugmorph
06.21.15 | There are other animals in the world you can have as a pet you know. Try an papagei or a raven. At least they are capable conversation partners (well not the raven) |
DeadGuy
06.21.15 | I highly recommend the band Store Cats |
TalonsOfFire
06.21.15 | Row and Jacs posts are reasons enough that dogs are better, but cats can be cuddly and playful too. |
Gameofmetal
06.21.15 | tbh if your house or you spell like animal shit or urine of any kind you aren't cleaning or training your animal properly
cats = dogs |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.21.15 | "You're a pretentious asshole tbh"
:,) cry about it dog lover, whatever eases your feels of inferiority to the cat loving god-beings and helps you sleep at night big guy |
PlatonicMushroom
06.21.15 | "dogs can save lives
cats cannot"
http://jezebel.com/hero-cat-receives-hero-dog-award-for-rescuing-child-f-1712832454
"cat saves child from vicious dog attack" |
someguest
06.22.15 | "maybe if your mind is so feeble that you feel the need to completely dominate an animal and think slavery is socially acceptable and that you should own animals with generations of ingrained stockholm syndrome and disgustingly inhumane inbred characteristics crippling them from being able to function without you and view friendship as a form of one way parasitism then yeah dogs are better than cats and you are also an asshole"
boom fuckin' roasted |
Snake.
06.22.15 | potsy knows me |
PlatonicMushroom
06.22.15 | K but isn't anyone going to comment on the heroism of this cat https://youtu.be/sPccqkSjy8M |
PlatonicMushroom
06.22.15 | "maybe if your mind is so feeble that you feel the need to completely dominate an animal and think slavery is socially acceptable and that you should own animals with generations of ingrained stockholm syndrome"
lol according to scientific research people who prefer cats over dogs actually perform better on psychometric tests as well as having higher levels of introversion |
Supercoolguy64
06.22.15 | i once read somewhere that if you prefer cats over dogs than you're more likley to commit suicide, i dont know if thats true or not |
PlatonicMushroom
06.22.15 | "Although there are more dog lovers, it is cat lovers who scored higher on an intelligence test. In the study, cat people were described as being more introverted and sensitive than dog lovers, but also more open-minded and non-conformist. Dog lovers were more lively, energetic, outgoing, and followed the rules more closely."
http://www.medicaldaily.com/cat-got-your-tongue-cat-lovers-show-higher-iqs-dog-lovers-due-personality-differences-285920 |