ArsMoriendi: Why Did You Choose That Username?

ArsMoriendi 05.20.15	:)
Slut 05.20.15	I haven't touched a girl in years
demigod! 05.20.15	i was really into death metal when i joined, particularly the band demigod's debut not the most original username but i dig it
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	i'm nickdrakeincarnated
LoLifant 05.20.15	I am a LoLifant.
someguest 05.20.15	The first forum I was a member on (Rare-Extreme Forums, a Rareware games fan web site, RIP) used to allow guest posting. I posted under the guest name some guest for a year or so before I made an account. The name garnered a cult following, and I brought it with me here.
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	cult followings are fun aren't they? discuss.
YakNips 05.20.15	my 7th grade history teacher's nipples
Slut 05.20.15	Ew
Avagantamos 05.20.15	Cr1TiKaL video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maxJm02pEnI
demigod! 05.20.15	your teacher was a yak??
TheSonomaDude 05.20.15	ask my parents
Slut 05.20.15	Implying yaks can't hold down stable jobs?
CK 05.20.15	CK is shortened from ckreticeland, which was my original username. That's a username I've had for a while. It's a reference to an inside joke between my friends from years ago ("What about the secret Iceland?")
letme69johndarnielle 05.20.15	it's my dream. the mountain goats - hot garden stomp
Chortles 05.20.15	tbh no idea
YakNips 05.20.15	his name was mr. yakubovsky, old buff russian powerlifter with hard nipples
ChoccyPhilly 05.20.15	Nickname at school at the time but it always changes.
CK 05.20.15	"Cr1TiKaL video" That's one of probably three cr1tikal vids that doesn't start off with "let's do this shit"
someguest 05.20.15	I know a girl who really likes John Darnielle.
SharkTooth 05.20.15	it randomly came to my mind, that's it really. I've requested name changes twice but got denied both times
Angelboros 05.20.15	Dir en Grey's Uroboros; a spectacular album, but then again, I am slightly biased. The "angel" portion of my name's just there because I feel it's got a nice ring, compared to "celestialouro" - which was, relatively speaking, a little more blatant. On top of all of this, I've always been fascinated with the concept of reincarnation.
ArsMoriendi 05.20.15	Oh yeah, those of you who don't ask for albums to be listed next to your name will get The White Album :P
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	well if you wanna simplify okay
Slut 05.20.15	You're making a catalog lol
deathschool 05.20.15	All your life all you're really doing is learning how to die
emester 05.20.15	last name, first initial. something easy to remember
AmericanFlagAsh 05.20.15	One of my favorite songs, Wilco - Ashes of American Flags and the entire album means a ton to me
deathschool 05.20.15	Jenny Death pls
Spec 05.20.15	My name was Michael Jordan for a while but nobody liked me for some reason so I made a new account.
bloc 05.20.15	Let's just say I like to party
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	cock^blocker
Supercoolguy64 05.20.15	it was the first thing that came to mind when i was making my account kinda wish i didn't add the 64 at the end
SharkTooth 05.20.15	"My name was Michael Jordan for a while but nobody liked me for some reason so I made a new account." holy shit you're THAT MichaelJordan?
Lethean 05.20.15	means forgetful morita doji - a boy
Avagantamos 05.20.15	While playing Penumbra, Cr1TiKaL comes across a box. he names it Avagantamos, Eater Of Nipples.
Ryus 05.20.15	i don't know
Supercoolguy64 05.20.15	lol cr1tikal is rad
StallionMang 05.20.15	Cuz I'm the stallion, mang
Acanthus 05.20.15	Wanted a name for a social media site, couldn't think of anything cool so I started googling and Acanthus came up: Any of various perennial herbs or small shrubs of the genus Acanthus, native to the Mediterranean and having pinnately lobed basal leaves with spiny margins and showy spikes of white or purplish flowers. I liked how it sounded, kept it. Later on this sparked life altering drama, never got tired of the name though and used it ever since.
oltnabrick 05.20.15	it means ((((((((((((((( in Spanish
TheGreatQ 05.20.15	My last username was a reference to my favourite TV show so when I was banned I went with a reference to my second favourite.
Asdfp277 05.20.15	yes
RogueNine 05.20.15	I wanted an identifier like someone in a Star Wars squadron, so I used "Rogue" because it sounded cool, followed by a number. Later I found out RogueNine was an actual Star Wars callsign.
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	Later on this sparked life altering drama - sure it did did you win an oscar?
ArsMoriendi 05.20.15	@TheGreatQ: could you tell me what show that was? ...
FacelessMan 05.20.15	game of thrones reference to the faceless men of braavos
TheGreatQ 05.20.15	The X-Files
Graveyard 05.20.15	I used to work nights aka graveyard shifts at my old job.
anobsoletevernacular 05.20.15	It's a quote from one of my favorite movies, The Royal Tenenbaums. Always thought it was a cool phrase. David Bowie-Low
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	i don't get that movie. why is it so good??
AmericanFlagAsh 05.20.15	Agree with 21
TheGreatQ 05.20.15	Oops sorry I thought you meant my first username, this one is Star Trek The Next Generation lol sorry about that.
RogueNine 05.20.15	Not to be picky but you should totes change that album to Episode IV.
AmericanFlagAsh 05.20.15	I was literally sitting here trying to think of what you were referencing from X-Files
Intothepit 05.20.15	My real name is Intothepit Adrian Wallace Jarnovsky, III
ElegantElephant 05.20.15	you are witnessing elegance/in the form of a black elephant (killer kike-R.A.P music)
anobsoletevernacular 05.20.15	@NorthernSkylark I'm confused, are you asking why people like it? Well, to pique your interest "Fly" is featured in it. The direction, cinematography and script are all really brilliant in my opinion. All of the characters are love to hate em/make you uncomfortable but intriguing types that I think are what most people get turned off by. Wes Anderson just doesn't work for some people.
Snake. 05.20.15	my first name rhymes with snake and people used to sing hey there delilah to me because my last name sounds like it lmao
AmericanFlagAsh 05.20.15	Hey there Snakedelilah, don't you miss me
ArsMoriendi 05.20.15	I used to think it was because both the snake (serpent from Genesis) and Delilah were both antagonists in the Bible who tempted people leading to their downfall.
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	i'm fine with anderson, i just didn't think that movie was interesting at all. had no idea what it wanted to accomplish. was annoyed by moonrise kingdom, which was totally superficial / characterized by superficial characters: no parents: run away. bad parents: lets run away. it felt plastic. but i really like hotel, it at least had some interesting story lines and didn't feel too forced. it made me laugh too. royal tennenbaums just made me eeeh on other people's behalf
Snake. 05.20.15	you can also say that my name is a reference to metal gear solid
PotsyTater 05.20.15	silentpotato was my nexopia username when i was a preteen tbh. dont remember why. then people started calling me a bunch of nicknames on here (silent, potsy, posty, pots, taters etc) so my backup alt account was PotsyTater, a mix of two nicknames. Then after i whipped my silentpotato account and came back a year later I made a new account LordPots cuz LordPots is to silentpotato as MF Doom is to Daniel Dumile, its just my villanous comic bookish hip-hop alter ego. And then one day i was posting in the Lorde thread a bunch and someone said "lorde pots" and so i changed my name to LordePots
PotsyTater 05.20.15	"'m fine with anderson, i just didn't think that movie was interesting at all. had no idea what it wanted to accomplish. was annoyed by moonrise kingdom, which was totally superficial / characterized by superficial characters: no parents: run away. bad parents: lets run away. it felt plastic. but i really like hotel, it at least had some interesting story lines and didn't feel too forced. it made me laugh too. royal tennenbaums just made me eeeh on other people's behalf" youre dumb af
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	good expl
PotsyTater 05.20.15	no explanation needed for someone so dumb
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	that's an extremely dumb statement
DominionMM1 05.20.15	it's my guitar. used the name for other things so i figured i'd use it here because any other name i'd forget. down-nola
PotsyTater 05.20.15	had to dumb it downs so a dumbass like you could understand it
evilford 05.20.15	My original name was ford84prefect, a reference from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and my birth year but the more I looked at it the more I thought "wow that's gay" so I shoutboxed jom and had him change it to evilford which is a combination of my original name and Chuck Schuldiner's nickname from the early Death years, evil chuck
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	oh i am so swayed by your superior opinions
Cygnatti 05.20.15	Idk if it counts since this like my 3rd account.
evilford 05.20.15	Before you ask yes I have read all 5 books
PotsyTater 05.20.15	"oh i am so swayed by your superior opinions" i know, ~forevermad~ "This is actually like my 3rd non-troll acc that I made on here, I was actually holding off on using it, but I couldn't really think of anything better without having a number in my username. :/" what were ur others
Ryus 05.20.15	"Before you ask yes I have read all 5 books" love those books
anobsoletevernacular 05.20.15	That's generally the reaction people have to Life Aquatic, not those two haha. I understand the disdain for Moonrise though, but I still love it.
Funeralopolis 05.20.15	Because I made a troll alt to spam about stoner culture and it somehow over time became my main account, I don't even like electric wizard
evilford 05.20.15	2 lol
Spec 05.20.15	mj forever
PotsyTater 05.20.15	only dumb people tho
evilford 05.20.15	Douglas Adams was a god damn genius
Judio! 05.20.15	My original username was JudioRuso, changed it to Judio! because it had a better ring to it and added the exclamation point at the suggestion of Demigod! while I was plugging with him once I think. JudioRuso was basically just a username I used if I couldn't think of anything better. Came up with it when I took Spanish my freshman year of high school and had to choose a Spanish name that reflected our heritage.
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	potsy . can we have an adult conversation about what makes you simply adore moonrise kingdom? not expecting it, just astin
PotsyTater 05.20.15	never said i adored it i just said u were dumb af for hatin' on wes andersons filmography
ArsMoriendi 05.20.15	Can we talk about Moonrise Kingdom is another thread because I haven't seen it yet and don't want spoilers on my list. Feel free to talk about The Grand Budapest Hotel though. :)
Dis_Con_Nec_Ted 05.20.15	It's music reference and I guess it describes my personality as well cause music is what I'm most connected to in this world. (it's a Fates Warning album btw)
PotsyTater 05.20.15	lol @ wes anderson 'spoilers' yeah everyone dies bill murray gets the girl the nuclear reactor explodes
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	i specifically didn't. what i don't like about his particular style is that he is a coreographer, everything needs to be accounted for, the surface is too important in his world. i'm not saying he makes bad movies, he doesn't. i liked life aquatic too
PotsyTater 05.20.15	yeah too artsy for trogdolytes like you, stick to the fast and the furious 17
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	yeah i'll just stick with bergman and von trier bitch
Friday13th 05.20.15	My first and 13th birthdays were on Friday the 13th. It has nothing to do with the movie.
PotsyTater 05.20.15	ooo siq name drops bruh whooooaaa u know who two of the most well known foreign directors are whooaoaaaaaaaa so obscr
PotsyTater 05.20.15	skylark i bet u even kno who Guillermo del Toro and Roman Polanski are u l33t guy you wow so much deep
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	i'm danish you doll-house. and not obscure really, controversial maybe
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	deep is such a poser word tho
PotsyTater 05.20.15	"and not obscure really" thats the irony you fucking retard
PotsyTater 05.20.15	if ur gonna name drop directors to sound artsy dont name drop ones that everyone and their grandaughter is familiar with
ArsMoriendi 05.20.15	WAIT SoccerRiot is Necrotica/FiveLeavesLeft ? :O No wonder I liked you!
PotsyTater 05.20.15	wtf^^
PlatonicMushroom 05.20.15	My og name bombastus is a reference to a guy called paracelsus who pioneered the science of toxicology and was a grumpy bugger. So personality and interests and stuff. It's also somewhat similar to my real name. and it's an anagram for 'sat bum sob' http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/126/104743653.jpg
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	you fucking retard. are you 15 years old potsy? if you don't want an actual conversation about movies you can just you know, not have it
ArsMoriendi 05.20.15	Skylark, shut the fuck up. I'd tell Potsy to do the same, but I doubt that'd happen so just stop so he stops.
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	don't tell me to shut the fuck up. the fuck
Jasdevi087 05.20.15	It's a character from a show I was watching when I made this account (D. Gray Man). The numbers are just three numbers I always used to use for my accounts so that my friends could remember who I was. I could do without the numbers now quite honestly.
PotsyTater 05.20.15	northernskylark gets mad about 15 year olds on the internet making fun of his super l33t ob5cure unrdgr0vnd film taste by directors such as michael bay and M. Night Shyamalan
ArsMoriendi 05.20.15	@Jasedevi: Ask Jom to get rid of the numbers, I bet he would. :)
someguest 05.20.15	transformers changed my life you could say it transformed me
Jasdevi087 05.20.15	sixdegrees just wants everybody to think he's not named after the Dream Theater album when we all know he progs hard.
PotsyTater 05.20.15	lol
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	i wish i had the ability to detect emotional responses potsy. you just seem like a trolling lil bitch to me
someguest 05.20.15	"@Ars: Yeah. I didn't get banned or anything, just wanted to have a fresh start" Whatever, BallBoy.
AmericanFlagAsh 05.20.15	Wow
Frippertronics 05.20.15	shitty prog wank band led by mr. toyah wilcox obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64VGyoIyBgc
Thuglifethor 05.20.15	Thuglifethor because I'm fucking living the dream, man. Actually it was the username a bunch of girls gave my Instagram when they made one for me as a freshman in high school, and it just kind of stuck. Years later, it's known to be the exact opposite of who I am in a lot of ways. My name is Thor though
PotsyTater 05.20.15	@northern :') ull b fine big guy
Frippertronics 05.20.15	could've just went with what I said but that works too. add the link plz
PotsyTater 05.20.15	why the fuck did everyone hate necrotica so much anyway
Frippertronics 05.20.15	babymetal really fucking obnoxious STAFF (still luv u bb gurl)
wtferrothorn 05.20.15	Puns and pokemon are both cool. combining them created this shit
deathschool 05.20.15	"why the fuck did everyone hate necrotica so much anyway" He was a staffer for the people and I went down with his ship.
TalonsOfFire 05.20.15	One of my best friends in middle school came up with the phrase
Thuglifethor 05.20.15	Ferrothorn is highly underrated tbh
wtferrothorn 05.20.15	His defense game is so strong, man
titanslayer 05.20.15	Titanslayer is a reference to zeus/jupiter I love mythology and I thought it was a somewhat clever reference when I first started using it back in middle school, I still use it for my username on most sites
PotsyTater 05.20.15	so there is no reason why everyone hated him other than bandwagonning on other people finding him annoying. i see.
dimsim3478 05.20.15	childhood nickname bcuz i'm asian and it rhymes with my surname + random numbers that i wish i could erase
FearThyEvil 05.20.15	cause i'm retarded
Uranium 05.20.15	cause idk i thought bombs were made of uranium guess i was sorta wrong radiohead-pablohoney
ArsMoriendi 05.20.15	@dimsim: ask Jom for the number removal, if you ask nicely he might do it! :)
PotsyTater 05.20.15	so what who gives a fuck we have complete vagina beta nerd squars like jacob royal shitting all over our sites integrity every day with his cringe worthy reviews showcasing a complete musical ineptitude and ignorance of pretty much every sub genres nuances and people are hating on you for being annoying and liking babymetal?
SharkTooth 05.20.15	"why the fuck did everyone hate necrotica so much anyway" he was one of the bigger offenders in the disaster that was the Babymetal thread
LotusFlower 05.20.15	Because Clover was taken.
PotsyTater 05.20.15	"he was one of the bigger offenders in the disaster that was the Babymetal thread" who cares
Phlegm 05.20.15	yo
Spec 05.20.15	What happened in the babymetal thread?
dimsim3478 05.20.15	@Ars: the thing about that is the username "dimsim" is already taken by an old account that was actually also mine, but i forgot the password. there's some programming issue that prevents removal of an account on either the review site or the forum so i can't get the thing deleted, and i don't really want to append any symbols to my username in order to get around that.
PotsyTater 05.20.15	ever think to ask them to reset ur password......
Sevengill 05.20.15	Because sharks are fucking cool and sevengill has a nice ring to it.
deathschool 05.20.15	"What happened in the babymetal thread?" Internet bullshitting that people blew out of proportion. We should change the subject though, because this thread could be nuked just for association.
dimsim3478 05.20.15	"ever think to ask them to reset ur password......" my current account has so much shit on it that i can't transfer over to my old account so there'd be no point
PotsyTater 05.20.15	so why didnt u do it like way back when
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	so why don't you invent a time machine and a memory machine. problem solved
dimsim3478 05.20.15	@Potsy: i was 12 back when i started this account
PotsyTater 05.20.15	@dimsim how is that an excuse
Spec 05.20.15	Ovrot
Asdfp277 05.20.15	i wish my username could have more numbers
Asdfp277 05.20.15	sugh
PotsyTater 05.20.15	it could. easily
RogueNine 05.20.15	Children. Children everywhere.
Sevengill 05.20.15	"She thinks sharks are awesome" "She" Hallelujah, thank you
ArsMoriendi 05.20.15	No problem :P
ArsMoriendi 05.20.15	wait
ArsMoriendi 05.20.15	:o Wow best of luck!
dimsim3478 05.20.15	"@dimsim how is that an excuse" 12 year olds don't know anything? i dunno (evidently i still don't know anything)
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	things will be changing indeed, good line
LambsBread 05.20.15	Deviant kept banning me so I tried to come up with something random and just looked at a jar of medical weed on my desk called lambsbread and he didn't ban me even though he knew it was me all along for some reason (empathy)
Sevengill 05.20.15	Well shit, didn't see that coming. Best of luck, Soccer/Brenda. Feel free to drop a message if you'd like to talk.
Sevengill 05.20.15	"It technically still is" Yeah but at least the sausages have somewhere to go now.
Royl123 05.20.15	Because it's my first name and the first letter of my last name and it also sounds like "royal". The '123' is just pretty much there...
Let 05.20.15	the mantra Live and Let Live, it's lame yeah
alwaysright 05.20.15	Because it's fucking true
Let 05.20.15	Huh, is that like Italian?
ArsMoriendi 05.20.15	Ar-cah-day so Italian ;)
PitchforkArms 05.20.15	Cult of Luna lyric from "And With Her Came the Birds" - 'dead man with pitchfork arms tells me all that he knows, leave me here for the crows'
Aftertheascension 05.20.15	'after the ascension' Represents my uncertainty of what comes after death, and the name sees death as a positive 'ascension' to a better state of existence.
Parallels 05.20.15	Fates Warning - Parallel lives running parallel with YOU
Flugmorph 05.20.15	Flugmorph just sounds cool and it's a unique name as far as I know. Fits perfect with mogwai - the hawk is howling
Screamette 05.20.15	I chose "Screamette" because I'm a screamer in a band and a lady. :)
Judio! 05.20.15	"a more better state of existence"
Aftertheascension 05.20.15	@judio lol I'm a dumbass "Sounds like a fusion of two shitty 'verb the noun' -core band names." yeah, it does. too much shitty metalcore in my life :(
Flugmorph 05.20.15	Also flug stands for flying in german. I also love birds, my favourite animals. And i love all kind of morphs, like necromorphs or xenomorphs
Aftertheascension 05.20.15	birds are cool especially with fancy hats
gagnonov 05.20.15	my name russianized, because stuff
Asdfp277 05.20.15	damn people actually have reasons for their usernames fuck, i just saw mine on a spam message on a news thread, probably Laura Stevenson or some shit
Asdfp277 05.20.15	has itchy commented on this yet edit: he has
zakalwe 05.20.15	"Zakalwe, in all human societies we have ever reviewed, in every age and every state, there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this simple fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots." Use of weapons - Iain M Banks.
FearThyEvil 05.20.15	why am i feathyevil on this list? lol I honestly got the name off the movie fear no evil and was deep into game of thrones thought so i added thy instead of no. I hate the movie but the concept or name sounded cool so I said fuck it.
adr 05.20.15	ayy lmao
Mort. 05.20.15	Im dead inside
Jasdevi087 05.20.15	Hey Ars, stick me next to Artemis - Gravity instead of the shite album.
Jasdevi087 05.20.15	Wasn't complaining, just requesting a place holder that I didn't realise I was able to request.
bach 05.20.15	im dead inside [2]
Rowan5215 05.20.15	"deathschool - Believes that "All your life all you're really doing is learning how to die," therefore life is a death school." wait holy fuuuuuck wat
Archelirion 05.20.15	I used it when I was 12 because, fuck it, I was 12. It's just stuck as I've gotten older really.
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 05.20.15	After the Morbid Angel song obv and i dunno it sounded badass when I was 14
SAPoodle 05.20.15	Some fucker at school kept calling me "poodle" to try and insult my hair so I just adopted it as my nickname. Everyone called me that throughout the rest of high school, was pretty funny. Anyway, the username Poodle was taken so I added the SA at the beginning (because I'm from South Africa).
Sowing 05.20.15	I'm just really into farming
LoLifant 05.20.15	So how's the harvest going this year?
puntugruhm 05.20.15	my dad has a hilarious accent that butchers up english words every now and then. when i made this account i was obsessed with the band pentagram and thought "if my dad listened to pentagram..."
CalculatingInfinity 05.20.15	Good idea for a list actually. For me two reasons, with one being the album fucking rules obviously. The other because I'm taking a Mathematics degree so I think it's fitting.
Sevengill 05.20.15	@SowingSeason - I always got a sinister vibe from your name in a cool way. Like, the Sowing Season begins what the Grim Reaper ends, maybe a reference to Children of the Corn...
Lakes. 05.20.15	land o' lakes because sput is my kingdom
EvoHavok 05.20.15	It just randomly popped in my mind at some point and thought it sounded rad. There was no conscious factor that contributed to making it, but I think I know which could have been the subconscious factors. I had an HTC Evo back then and I like the car Mitsubishi Lancer Evo. As for Havok... Well, havoc is a cool word; Davey Havok is the singer from AFI, which is my jam from time to time; Havok engine is also a quite popular physics engine for video games... But I swear I did not think about any of those when I made it!
AmericanFlagAsh 05.20.15	I actually just want to see the world burn
Lakes. 05.20.15	(my original name was GreatLakes1996 or something, Lakes is just the shortened form)
DoofusWainwright 05.20.15	The Wainwright's are a famous music family (Loudon, Rufus, Martha, etc) so I made up Doofus - imagining there's an untalented, tone deaf member of the clan they never speak about locked in a room with just the Sputnik community for company
chinesewhispers 05.20.15	It's a type of cocktail. Not named after the game, as a couple people have guessed
NorthernSkylark 05.20.15	my username chose me
DustyTill 05.20.15	A mix between ZZ Top's bassist and my name.
Lakes. 05.20.15	wait SoccerRiot is Necrotica?! i swear half this site's userbase is gay or trans
Lakes. 05.20.15	stay golden fam
AmericanFlagAsh 05.20.15	Werk
demigod! 05.20.15	dang i was really hoping ryus' name was a street fighter reference
Lakes. 05.20.15	or ninja gaiden
FlyheadMetal 05.20.15	because greenlandic legend says flies are the messengers of satan and that satan has a giant flyhead for a head. fly = satan, satan = metal use pestilence - consuming impulse as my pic
FlyheadMetal 05.20.15	it is pretty cool actually. if you fuck up, satan sends a fly up to watch you. if you see a fly in greenland, it means you did something wrong and you need to stay clean for a little bit. he sends the fly up to watch if you do the wrong act again and if you do you go to greenland equivalent of hell.
JoylessBastard 05.20.15	Mine is a Frightened Rabbit lyric but also somewhat describes me haha.
Gameofmetal 05.20.15	Game of Thrones is one of my favorite shows, (the book series is my absolute favorite and the greatest influence in my own writings as well), and I dig a lot of metal. Idk, it didn't require a lot of thought and I usually wrestle a lot with finding a decent username. Didn't wanna pass up the first one that was actually available and not totally stupid.
Egarran 05.20.15	Interesting list, thanks. Egarran is a name for my mild-mannered online personality, most likely invented by a doped brain.
RoundOnEndHiInMiddle 05.20.15	mine is the name of one of the ohio state fight songs. go bucks
DrGonzo1937 05.20.15	Mine is a reference from the late and great Gonzo of Journalism Hunter S Thompson.
Mort. 05.20.15	Motherfucker i shoutboxed you asking you whether thats where your name was from and you didnt respond
JWT155 05.20.15	College email.
Sevengill 05.20.15	@Lakes - shrugging rageface
Lakes. 05.20.15	@sevengill just an observation haha. i'm gay myself.
DrGonzo1937 05.20.15	@mort, I sent you a reply back bud. lol Unless I did it on my phone in which case its a good chance it didn't send because its a piece of shit.
Asdfp277 05.20.15	THIS IS FOR THE OUTCASTS
Sevengill 05.20.15	It's Paul Masvidal's fault. Cynic is actually a vehicle for his nefarious plot to subliminally turn the metal community gay.
Hopelust 05.20.15	This thread is amazing. I'm learning so much.
evilford 05.20.15	"GreatLakes1996" once again I feel so incredibly old
Mort. 05.20.15	These threads are good for gaining a perspective of how many users there actually are aswell
Hopelust 05.20.15	Here I was thinking this entire time that everyone's name was just completely random shit. How ignorant I've been.
Asdfp277 05.20.15	mine IS random shit
Hopelust 05.20.15	Yeah, but I read that you took it from a spam message on a news site and by doing so, you've made it something. It ain't random anymore.
SharkTooth 05.20.15	"land o' lakes because sput is my kingdom" U from Michigan?
ConcubinaryCode 05.20.15	For some of these explanations I think you guys are giving yourself more credit for thought than you ever put in.
SharkTooth 05.20.15	"oltnabrick - Because he sells drugs? I don't get it." Well a "brick" is referred to a pound/kg of drugs, still lost on the "oltna" part though
JokineAugustus 05.20.15	I chose Jokine as another way to spell Joking, and Augustus because of my birth month and Caesar Augustus.
Hopelust 05.20.15	I like how bloc's is because he likes to party preferably at block parties lol. Never would have connected that. Thought he was into bloc quebecois or something.
ConcubinaryCode 05.20.15	Mines because I like melding words and watching porn on the internet
InFlamesWeThrash666 05.20.15	I tried a shitload of usernames and they were already used so i ended up with this. The most stupid and 3yearsoldinflamesfanboy name that i could think of
Lakes. 05.20.15	@SharkTooth close, NW indiana
AmericanFlagAsh 05.20.15	I should have made mine "FuckOhio" or something. I hate it here.
ArsMoriendi 05.20.15	Updated.
BlurredCubistBoob 05.20.15	I HAVE CHOSEN BlurredCubistBoob BECAUSE IT WAS THE MOST SOCIALLY RELEVANT THING THAT I COULD THINK OF AND TAHT SHOULD SAY A LOT ABOUT ME ALSO I HAPPEN TO FIND IT REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SEXY
Torontonian 05.20.15	Toronto is best city and canada is probs best country
SharkTooth 05.20.15	Sweden>Canada Vancouver>Toronto
Lakes. 05.20.15	Sweden is Tumblr: The Country
Asdfp277 05.20.15	absolutely disgusting
Ryus 05.20.15	"dang i was really hoping ryus' name was a street fighter reference" "or ninja gaiden" haha unfortunately not
Sevengill 05.20.15	Am I allowed to retcon my reasoning to be the song Sevengill by Giant Squid?
Lakes. 05.20.15	yeah giant squid is the shit
Tunaboy45 05.20.15	not sure if I've already posted this but... when I was a kid we used to do football tournaments with different teams and because they were all day you'd have to bring food (eg, sandwiches). I always had tuna sandwiches which led to people often calling me, you guessed it, tunaboy.
MrNippleLipz 05.20.15	My name comes from an inside joke I used to have with someone I used to know. The imagery of having lips where your nipples should be is hilarious to me(especially if you imagine them talking to you) and I laugh every time I think about it.(should probably be called a lip-nipple but nipple-lips sounds better)
Ryus 05.20.15
Torontonian 05.20.15	"Sweden>Canada Vancouver>Toronto" ya maybe sweden is better but get outta here with that vancouver remark
KILL 05.20.15	dno
Thibs 05.21.15	ppl call me this
ArsMoriendi 05.21.15	Cool.
wwf 05.21.15	it's an acronym of a username I use on another site
DrGonzo1937 05.21.15	Loving this thread.
chinesewhispers 05.21.15	[2] forreal
Parallels 05.21.15	hahaha i didnt think i would get added to the list ty brah
ArsMoriendi 05.22.15	No problem!
Spec 05.22.15	Kill chose it after a sweet ass Emmure song that said "KILL" in it but denies it now.
FearThyEvil 05.22.15	You don't have to fix this but I fucked up lol. The movie was actually See No Evil with Kane from WWE that I was referencing but chose Fear instead of See. Still hate the movie regardless due to horror movie cliches and bad acting/plot. Thy actually did not come from Game of Thrones because it didn't come out in 2009. I actually think I got it from playing Oblivion and loving Medieval games like that and their speech worked with my name. If you feel like changing it that's fine but don't worry about it. Do love game of thrones though and hate See No Evil
Egarran 05.22.15	Calm down man, we're all friends here.
DrGonzo1937 05.22.15	What did you expect from a WWE movie. lol
evilford 05.22.15	this list should be featured
DrGonzo1937 05.22.15	agreed.
Sevengill 05.22.15	too bad it's not evilplymouth because that would be a sweet reference to Christine
Hopelust 05.22.15	"Kill chose it after a sweet ass Emmure song that said "KILL" in it but denies it now." lol
ArsMoriendi 05.22.15	"this list should be featured" It's not related to music enough for it to be featured. At least I think so.
Slut 05.22.15	Can I not be represented by the Beatles
Mort. 05.22.15	Yeah seriousoly fear before - always open mouth pls Ok thanks
demigod! 05.22.15	it should be an honour to be represented by the beatles
ArsMoriendi 05.22.15	@Slut: You will be represented by The White Album unless you tell me the exact album to replace it with.
sonictheplumber 05.22.15	sonic is a restaurant and ive always wanted to be a plumber so sonic the plumber seemed like a great name.
AmericanFlagAsh 05.22.15	Replace it with Songs About Fucking, Ars
sonictheplumber 05.22.15	i would like to be represented by tiffany's i think we're alone now
Slut 05.22.15	Replace it with the album you think defines my personality the most
ArsMoriendi 05.22.15	No problem Slut!
Slut 05.22.15	Much better
Royl123 05.23.15	I think wwf stands for world wrestling federation...
SharkTooth 05.23.15	can you make my album prince's self titled?
OldCrime 05.23.15	An old Adam Carolla quote from Loveline: "I miss the old crime. You know, when someone would try to tunnel into a bank rather than just march right in with the AK-47 ablaze. Or instead of rape at knifepoint, someone would just cop a feel. Or how about those people who just exposed themselves."
FearThyEvil 05.23.15	Thanks for changing my info and considering you say you replace albums i would love to be represented with Daughters-S/t.
alwaysright 05.24.15	You never put mine up there you asshole
chinesewhispers 05.24.15	Because you fucking suck You're like malt o meal made with sewer drainage and left out in the rain for days and days
Gwyn. 05.24.15	Used to be gwynbleidd before making it shorter, got the name from the witcher games/books
p4p 05.24.15	off minor
Slut 05.24.15	youre punch for punch???????????????????????????????????
dimsim3478 05.24.15	lol
TheMagicalBlender 05.25.15	I was going to make my username LetUsClingTogether, as a reference to Tactics Ogre, but I thought it'd be funnier if I made it LetUsBlendTogether, and my profile pic was a blender. But then somewhere down the road I ended up choosing TheMagicalBlender instead. :/
ExplosiveOranges 05.25.15	because i like citrus fruit and napalm
alwaysright 05.25.15	fuck off chinesepenis
YakNips 05.25.15	make my album suicide nation - suicide nation
L4titudes 05.25.15	Was going through a cynical phase of my life but yeah I really am probably better than you
chinesewhispers 05.25.15	alwaysright you're never right your ratio of being wrong to right is like your mother's fat ass smashing that little bit of pride you get from being a sad little puss on the internet
ArsMoriendi 05.26.15	First come first serve is over for spots, if you want to be added still you get the same box as ExplosiveOranges and yourgodisinferior :P
SharkTooth 05.26.15	"He likes citrus fruits and napalm. Weird kid." I know like napalm is so out of fashion everyone knows that c-4 is where it's at smh
AnimalsAsSummit 05.26.15	i really was into aal and scale the summit four or so years ago and decided to make a shity username combining their names :>
ArsMoriendi 05.26.15	No problem
GnarlyShillelagh 05.26.15	Was young and stupid
ArsMoriendi 05.26.15	It's probably for ironic reasons, but unless Bach tells me his actual reason, its staying like that. :)
mortifierftw 06.27.15	Mortifierftw is my twitter name, and it comes from my high school nickname "The Mortifier" because my last name is Moritz. The ftw part was basically just username filler.
Mort. 06.27.15	no u were just copying me i can tell
Hurricanslash 06.27.15	Mine is based on a terrible Turrican-ripoff game I played while I was younger, and on the times where I watched slasher-movies almost religiously. Yeah.
almosttolerable 06.27.15	My name is the name of a punk rock band i was in during 8th grade. Playing anarchy in the uk at the talent show was a shitty idea
SomeSayShesNaive 06.27.15	I couldn't think of a username, so I turned on the 6,000+ song shuffle on my desktop computer and said "the best line from the next song will be my username." The track 'Living Monstrosity' by Death off of the album Spiritual Healing came up, and the line is "Some say she's naive, she's a stupid bitch." I need to change it.
Ovrot 06.27.15	I like death metal and underground cliches. "ov" cliche way to write "of" "rot" for rot metal
Sevengill 06.27.15	The song by Giant Squid
Titan 06.27.15	deceased pooch
Muppelope 06.27.15	I had a Mexican friend back in like 9th grade who called me and my other friend The Muppelopes for some reason, idk why. Put me next to The Muppets - The Green Album
BallsToTheWall 06.27.15	Why don't you just chop off my dingdong for not including me? That's what it feels like to be excluded. Having my penis placed on a wooden stump and then WHAM!!!! hacked away with a axe.
KrazyKris 06.27.15	isn't it obvious?
deathschool 03.19.17	The superior list. Thanks, based ars.
bach 03.19.17	lol not that anyone gives a fuck but i took my username from the last half of my last name. Engelbach. bach. but i am still very much dead inside
Demon of the Fall 03.19.17	Mine is from the track Moonlight City Drive, it's on the album Adultery by Dog Fashion Disco.
Rigma 03.19.17	rigmarole is a word that describes my life
Archelirion 03.19.17	It's my favourite flower :]
Egarran 03.19.17	That is a nice flower. Thought you were a warhammer character. Best list btw.
ArsMoriendi 06.15.19	Oh shit, I remember this list
Gestapo 06.15.19	Same
Sinternet 06.15.19	hi my name is aiwaz and i chose the name whiteprideworldwide because i am a redneck klansmen
Gestapo 06.15.19	Jam Morita doji
unclereich 11.20.20	Heh technically back on sput like a few weeks or a month? feels like longer. my story is not all that interesting, I was on here 11ish years ago rating music and lurking, don't remember the username or email but it would be funny to go back and see what I was 5ing back then. I returned this year desiring conversation and entertainment, and being a music nut with questionable humor, it seems I made the right choice
Emim 11.20.20	Back in the olden days of playing the Jedi Academy mod "Movie Battles II" with my buddies at a LAN party I needed a name so I just spelled it backward to get "Eman" which eventually morphed into "Emim". Also have an alt under EnricoPalazzo but pretty sure that sucker has been banned for like 10 years at this point.
sixdegrees 11.20.20	is this where I go to ask for a name change?
Emim 11.20.20	You want sixtyninedegrees, don't you?
unclereich 11.20.20	was honestly just an observation, and an astute one at that
unclereich 11.20.20	hahahah holy shit Jedi academy thank you for the nostalgia
BenThatsMyJamin 11.20.20	YakNips never ceases to crack me up
unclereich 11.20.20	being a music nut with questionable humor
Colton 11.20.20	Itâ€™s a reference to the Justified character
Funeralopolis 11.20.20	Gonna let you in on a juicy one here: I used to troll around on this website a lot with a bunch of different accounts and this was one of my alts (another major one including Propose). Joking around with people on here was pretty fun back in the day when there was a large active community. I basically just wrote shit-tier reviews and talked about how much I love weed and Electric Wizard. It kind of accidentally happened that this ended up being my main, I used to go by DinoX. I don't even like Electric Wizard and I have probably smoked weed less than 5 times in my life. Dopethrone is meh, not for sure me tbh.
BenThatsMyJamin 11.20.20	Lol that's hilarious Funeralopolis
Uzumaki 11.20.20	No reason at all
Egarran 11.20.20	Who's gonna tell him?
unclereich 11.20.20	despite your opinion
DavidYowi 11.20.20	Mine is a mix of David Yow of The Jesus Lizard and yaoi, a term for Japanese male homoerotic fiction
Egarran 11.20.20	nice
Kompys2000 11.20.20	Mine is a reference to the fictional video game "Kompy's Kastle" from Adventure Time, which I was extremely into when I made my account. No idea where the 2000 part came from, I kinda want to get rid of it lol
unclereich 11.20.20	that I can totally understand.
ArsMoriendi 11.20.20	"I kinda want to get rid of it lol" Ask the mods they'll do it for you
Emim 11.20.20	"Itâ€™s a reference to the Justified character" Good ol Bagram Lung
ArsMoriendi 11.20.20	Also this list is from 2015 lol nice
sixdegrees 11.20.20	surely this list is evergreen content
unclereich 11.20.20	it seems I made the right choice
unclereich 11.20.20	@hexagon its buried deep in pheromones shout box if you must know
Cygnatti 11.20.20	mine is a reference a video game that I am currently playing rn :]
Jots 11.20.20	oh right, "Cyg" is one of the character's in Custer's Revenge. nice throwback
LeddSledd 11.20.20	in middle school, i had a friend i would ski with and we liked bomb it down the slope to race to the bottom of the lift. one day out of nowhere, he would start referring to me as "the Lead Sled" whenever I saw him at the beginning of a school day. I never asked him why but I think it's because I ski fast and...lead is heavy so...if a sled were made out of lead...it would go down a slope faster? Idk but it stuck with me and I started using it as my handle whenever I had a username online (or, at least, "LeddSledd")
LeddSledd 11.20.20	also King Gizzard - I'm In Your Mind Fuzz pls and thx
Emim 11.20.20	I've heard Lead Sled in reference to fast but heavy cars. Like once they get going good luck stopping it.
Veks 11.20.20	A band I used to be all about during the most depressive phase of my life was called vex red. I liked the meaning of the word vex and played with the spelling and voila.
Egarran 11.21.20	This list is strangely wholesome
Tyler. 11.21.20	its my name
Cygnatti 11.21.20	Pencil bro < 3
deathschool 11.21.20	I havenâ€™t touched a girl in years
Egarran 11.21.20	That makes it easier to die?
unclereich 11.21.20	im gay so idc about girls
deathschool 11.21.20	Fuck yeah, man. Letâ€™s touch flaccid dicks.
Kompys2000 11.21.20	Little bit of oil... two fat cocks...
LeddSledd 11.21.20	man i like where this is going
gryndstone 11.21.20	i dont know
bludngorevidal 11.21.20	is this old sput
deathschool 11.21.20	No, this is nÃ¼ sput
Tyler. 11.21.20	yeah this list is new
someone 03.29.23	I'm bumping this, cause Egarran asked. I am someone and the username was not taken, as opposed to other websites, where every most obvious word is already out
Egarran 03.30.23	Appreciate it, but alas, it seems to have been all in vain.
someone 03.30.23	alas