| Death Grips The Money Store | 4.0 |
| Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak | 2.5 |
| Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy | 4.5 |
| Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe | 4.0 |
| Childish Gambino Because the Internet | 4.0 |
| Death Grips No Love Deep Web | 4.0 |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels | 3.5 |
| Kanye West Yeezus | 4.5 |
| Tobacco Maniac Meat | 4.0 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 4.5 |
| GOOD Music Cruel Summer | 3.5 |
| Tyler, the Creator Goblin | 3.0 |
| The Mars Volta Noctourniquet | 4.0 |
| Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas | 4.5 |
1. WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SAYING? 2. Her voice is like warm honey melting into an outline of a
snow angel made by an orphan from Middlesex. |
| Tyler, the Creator Bastard | 4.0 |
| MF DOOM Born Like This | 3.0 |
| Ja Rule Pain Is Love | 2.5 |
| Ja Rule Venni Vetti Vecci | 3.0 |
| Tim and Eric Awesome Record, Great Songs | 4.0 |
| Eminem Infinite | 4.0 |
| Earl Sweatshirt EARL | 3.5 |
| A slightly grosser, more immature version of the Slim Shady LP. This guy is going to blossom into a real sick fuck. Great abstract beats, and lyrics that range from cringe worthy, to downright giggle inducing. If, you're expecting ILLmatic, you may be disappointed, but take it at face value, and it's one of the more refreshing Hip-Hop releases of the year. |
| Black Milk Tronic | 3.5 |
| The Doors The Doors | 4.5 |
| Bone Thugs-N-Harmony E 1999 Eternal | 4.0 |
| Mr. Lif I Phantom | 3.0 |
| Catherine Wheel Ferment | 4.5 |
| Lil Wayne Dedication 3 | 2.5 |
| Fear Before The Always Open Mouth | 4.0 |
| Edan Beauty and the Beat | 4.0 |
| Esham KKKill the Fetus | 4.0 |
| M.I.A. Maya | 3.5 |
| The Mars Volta Octahedron | 4.5 |
| Dark Time Sunshine Vessel | 3.0 |
| Three 6 Mafia Mystic Stylez | 3.5 |
Listening to a newer Three 6 Mafia album, you never would've known such a now average rap
group started out so well. Mystic Stylez in the eyez of Memphis Rap fanz iz like their
version of OK Computer. Anyone outside of the Memphiz rap circle, or non Horrorcore fanz
might not like it, but if you are even remotely into horrorcore, you should definitely pick
thiz up.
While the lyricz aren't amazing by any stretch of the imagination. The beatz are the saving
grace of thiz album. The production iz top notch in that really great B-Movie sort of way.
Three 6 Mafia claimz Bone Thugz stole their sound and they have a really great disz track on
here. Now normally disz trackz bore me, but "Live by yo rep" is one of the albumz
highlightz. Possibly the best track iz the last. "Porno Movie" iz basically a song about
fucking. But the sample of Michael Jackson'z "Lady In My Life". Which iz funny, because only
monthz later, Gangsta Pat... Another Memphis rapper sampled the same song in a similar
fashion on "I wanna smoke".
Overall, the lyricz are passable, but a few songz drag on. Despite thiz, the production on
basically every song iz really great. If you're looking for a surprize. Pick up thiz
album......... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ |
| Magazine Real Life | 4.5 |
| The Chameleons Script of the Bridge | 4.0 |
| A very lovely and atmospheric album that is hindered by a few boring tracks, nevertheless, there are some true gems on this album. Despite its flaws, it is a definitive Post Punk album. |
| Talking Heads Remain in Light | 3.5 |
| Joy Division Unknown Pleasures | 4.0 |
| Joy Division Closer | 4.5 |
| Tobacco Fucked Up Friends | 4.0 |
| Grouper Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill | 2.5 |
| Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me | 3.5 |
| T.I. Trap Muzik | 2.5 |
| Method Man and Redman Blackout! | 3.5 |
| Black Moth Super Rainbow Dandelion Gum | 4.0 |
| Dandelion Gum is a throwback to obscure psychadelia, with a touch of modern drum machines that verges on great trip-hop. The vocals are dark and happy at the same time. It's as calm as it is odd. And it's almost in a genre by itself in terms of Production. |
| Usher Confessions | 3.0 |
| Usher Raymond v. Raymond | 2.0 |
| Lords of Acid Lust | 3.0 |
| Cibo Matto Viva! La Woman | 3.5 |
| Cibo Matto Stereo Type A | 4.0 |
| Lady Gaga The Fame | 2.5 |
| Kitchens Of Distinction Strange Free World | 4.5 |
| MF DOOM Operation: Doomsday | 4.5 |
| Shwayze Shwayze | 3.0 |
| Peaches The Teaches of Peaches | 3.0 |
| Weezer The Red Album | 3.0 |
| Kenna New Sacred Cow | 4.0 |
| Spank Rock YoYoYoYoYo | 3.5 |
| Bush Razorblade Suitcase | 3.0 |
| Bush Sixteen Stone | 3.5 |
| Kraftwerk Electric Cafe | 3.5 |
| Garbage Version 2.0 | 3.5 |
| Garbage Bleed Like Me | 2.5 |
| Garbage Garbage | 3.5 |
| Akon Trouble | 1.5 |
| Mercury Rev Yerself Is Steam | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris | 3.0 |
| Rainbow Rising | 3.5 |
| Dr. Dooom First Come, First Served | 4.5 |
| Mindless Self Indulgence If | 3.5 |
| Pixies Surfer Rosa | 3.5 |
| Cryptopsy None So Vile | 3.0 |
| Skinny Puppy VIVIsectVI | 4.0 |
| Skinny Puppy Too Dark Park | 3.5 |
| Madonna Like a Virgin | 3.5 |
| Aaliyah One in a Million | 3.5 |
| Aaliyah Aaliyah | 3.0 |
| Aaliyah Age Ain't Nothing but a Number | 3.5 |
| Can Tago Mago | 4.0 |
| M.I.A. Piracy Funds Terrorism, Vol. 1 | 3.5 |
| Dynamite Hack Superfast | 2.5 |
| Gravediggaz 6 Feet Deep | 4.5 |
| Live Mental Jewelry | 2.5 |
| Live Throwing Copper | 3.5 |
| Live The Distance To Here | 3.0 |
| Live V | 2.5 |
| Live Birds Of Pray | 1.5 |
| Live Secret Samadhi | 3.5 |
| Cream Disraeli Gears | 4.0 |
| Deerhoof Milk Man | 3.0 |
| Rivers Cuomo Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo | 2.0 |
| Weezer Pinkerton | 3.0 |
| What can I say? The first half is almost sleep inducing. I don't mean because it's bad, calling any song on the album "Bad" would be a lie. But nearly half of the album is average, nearly half the album is great, and the other 2 tracks are somewhere in between. Rivers is really good at lyrics about love and odd subjects, but not much else. The lyrics are slightly above average for the entire album. Even though when he tries to go out of his comfort zone and write about something else, you end up with turds like "Maladroit" and...., Do I even have to name the other turd? Musically, it's not amazing. lyrically, it's hit or miss, yet it is seen as Weezer's magnum opus. Not only is this album not their best, but I'm not even sure Rivers has the chops to make an album that can truly be a masterpiece. Call it harsh, but 15+ listens and counting, and I still feel exactly the same the first 3-4 times I heard it. That said, it is impossible to not like "El Scorcho" & "Pink Triangle". |
| Talk Talk Laughing Stock | 3.0 |
| OutKast Idlewild | 2.0 |
| OutKast ATLiens | 4.0 |
| Nas The Lost Tapes | 3.5 |
| Nas Greatest Hits | 3.5 |
| Nas It Was Written | 3.0 |
| Nas Nastradamus | 2.0 |
| Busta Rhymes Extinction Level Event | 3.0 |
| Busta Rhymes The Big Bang | 3.0 |
| Backstreet Boys Never Gone | 1.5 |
| Backstreet Boys Millennium | 2.0 |
| Backstreet Boys Backstreet Boys | 2.5 |
| Nine Inch Nails Year Zero | 3.5 |
| Liam Lynch Fake Songs | 3.5 |
| Beck Guero | 3.0 |
| Eric B and Rakim Paid in Full | 4.5 |
| Beastie Boys Some Old Bullshit | 3.0 |
| Beastie Boys The Sounds of Science | 4.0 |
| Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique | 5.0 |
| Nickelback Silver Side Up | 2.0 |
| Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com | 1.5 |
| Opeth Blackwater Park | 3.5 |
| Mindless Self Indulgence Tight | 3.0 |
| Nine Inch Nails Further Down the Spiral (US) | 3.0 |
| Nine Inch Nails The Perfect Drug | 3.5 |
| Nine Inch Nails Things Falling Apart | 2.5 |
| Nine Inch Nails And All That Could've Been [DVD] | 3.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist | 2.5 |
| Leftfield Leftism | 3.5 |
| Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley | 4.0 |
| Ride Tarantula | 2.0 |
| Slowdive Souvlaki | 4.0 |
| My Bloody Valentine Loveless | 4.5 |
| DangerDoom The Mouse And The Mask | 3.0 |
| Madvillain Madvillainy | 3.5 |
| HORSE the band Pizza | 3.0 |
| HORSE the band R. Borlax | 3.0 |
| Tool Opiate | 3.0 |
| Alanis Morissette The Collection | 3.0 |
| Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill | 4.0 |
| Coil ...And The Ambulance Died In His Arms | 3.0 |
| Coil Love's Secret Domain | 4.0 |
| Coil Scatology | 3.5 |
| The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers | 4.0 |
| The Rolling Stones Tattoo You | 3.0 |
| The Rolling Stones Voodoo Lounge | 2.5 |
| The Rolling Stones Forty Licks | 4.0 |
| The Beatles The Beatles | 3.5 |
| Oasis Definitely Maybe | 4.0 |
| Oasis Familiar To Millions | 3.0 |
| Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory? | 4.0 |
| Blur Parklife | 4.0 |
| Blur Blur | 3.0 |
| Blur The Best Of | 3.5 |
| Gorillaz G-Sides | 3.0 |
| Gnarls Barkley The Odd Couple | 3.0 |
| Fu Manchu The Action is Go | 3.0 |
| Ghostface Killah Fishscale | 4.0 |
| Ghostface Killah The Big Doe Rehab | 3.5 |
| Soundgarden Superunknown | 4.0 |
| Throbbing Gristle The Taste of TG | 4.5 |
| Don't let the cover fool you. This is one of the best Greatest Hits compilations I have ever heard. And it's badly needed because of the oddness of the way TG released albums. Perfect for those who want to get into throbbing gristle. Perfect for the hardcore TG fan. This compilation can do no wrong! |
| Throbbing Gristle The First Annual Report | 3.5 |
| Throbbing Gristle D.O.A: The Third And Final Report | 3.0 |
| Paramore Riot! | 2.0 |
| Coldplay X&Y | 3.0 |
| Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head | 3.5 |
| Coldplay Parachutes | 3.0 |
| U2 All That You Can't Leave Behind | 3.0 |
| U2 Pop | 2.0 |
| The Killers Sam's Town | 2.5 |
| The Killers Hot Fuss | 3.0 |
| Muse Hullabaloo Soundtrack | 3.0 |
| Blue Cheer Vincebus Eruptum | 3.5 |
| Alicia Keys The Diary of Alicia Keys | 3.0 |
| Alicia Keys Songs in A Minor | 3.5 |
| Masta Ace Slaughtahouse | 4.0 |
| Masta Ace Sittin' on Chrome | 4.0 |
| GZA Liquid Swords | 5.0 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Iron Flag | 3.0 |
| MF DOOM MM.. Food | 4.0 |
| The Roots Phrenology | 3.0 |
| Kanye West Graduation | 4.0 |
| J Dilla Donuts | 3.5 |
| Public Enemy Apocalypse 91 The Enemy Strikes Black | 3.5 |
| Public Enemy Muse Sick-N-Hour Message | 3.0 |
| Primus They Can't All Be Zingers | 4.0 |
| Primus Frizzle Fry | 4.0 |
| Jane's Addiction Nothing's Shocking | 4.0 |
| Melvins Houdini | 4.0 |
| Insane Clown Posse The Amazing Jeckel Brothers | 2.0 |
| Insane Clown Posse Ringmaster | 2.0 |
| Insane Clown Posse The Great Milenko | 2.5 |
| Insane Clown Posse Riddle Box | 3.0 |
| Madonna Madonna | 4.0 |
| Madonna Erotica | 3.5 |
| Madonna Ray of Light | 3.0 |
| Madonna Confessions on a Dancefloor | 2.5 |
| Disturbed Believe | 2.5 |
| Drowning Pool Sinner | 2.5 |
| Mudvayne L.D. 50 | 4.0 |
| Slipknot Iowa | 2.5 |
| Slipknot Slipknot | 3.0 |
| Marilyn Manson Lest We Forget | 3.0 |
| Marilyn Manson The Golden Age of Grotesque | 2.0 |
| Marilyn Manson Holy Wood | 2.5 |
| Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals | 3.0 |
| Marilyn Manson Smells Like Children | 3.0 |
| Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft Alles Ist Gut | 4.0 |
| William Patrick Corgan TheFutureEmbrace | 2.5 |
| Black Label Society Hangover Music Vol.6 | 2.5 |
| Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz | 4.0 |
| Ozzy Osbourne Down to Earth | 2.5 |
| Ozzy Osbourne Black Rain | 2.5 |
| Black Sabbath Born Again | 2.0 |
| Black Sabbath Master of Reality | 4.0 |
| Pearl Jam Ten | 4.0 |
| System of a Down Steal This Album! | 3.0 |
| System of a Down Hypnotize | 3.0 |
| Deftones White Pony | 3.0 |
| Deftones Deftones | 2.5 |
| Deftones Adrenaline | 4.0 |
| Rush Moving Pictures | 4.0 |
| Massive Attack Protection | 3.0 |
| Tricky Maxinquaye | 4.0 |
| Tricky Nearly God | 3.5 |
| Adam Sandler Whats Your Name | 2.5 |
| Adam Sandler They're All Gonna Laugh At You | 4.0 |
| Weird Al Yankovic Poodle Hat | 2.5 |
| Tenacious D Tenacious D | 4.0 |
| Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny | 3.0 |
| The Jesus and Mary Chain Psychocandy | 3.0 |
| The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico | 4.0 |
| The Stooges The Weirdness | 2.0 |
| The Stooges Fun House | 3.0 |
| The Stooges Raw Power | 4.0 |
| Iggy Pop Skull Ring | 2.0 |
| Korn Korn | 4.0 |
| Fatboy Slim Why Try Harder | 3.0 |
| Fatboy Slim Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars | 3.0 |
| Fatboy Slim Palookaville | 2.5 |
| Fatboy Slim You've Come a Long Way, Baby | 4.0 |
| Basement Jaxx The Singles | 4.0 |
| Basement Jaxx Rooty | 4.0 |
| Feist Let It Die | 4.0 |
| Feist The Reminder | 3.0 |
| Neu! Neu! 4 | 2.5 |
| Neu! Neu! | 3.0 |
| Rammstein Sehnsucht | 4.0 |
| White Zombie Astro Creep: 2000 | 4.0 |
| Rob Zombie American Made Music to Strip By | 3.0 |
| Powerman 5000 Tonight the Stars Revolt | 2.5 |
| 50 Cent Curtis | 1.5 |
| 50 Cent Power of the Dollar | 1.0 |
| 50 Cent The Massacre | 1.5 |
| 50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin' | 3.0 |
| Pharrell Williams In My Mind | 3.0 |
| Lupe Fiasco The Cool | 3.0 |
| Lupe Fiasco Food & Liquor | 4.0 |
| Herbert Around The House | 4.0 |
| Herbert Scale | 3.0 |
| N.E.R.D. Fly Or Die | 3.0 |
| Pestilence Consuming Impulse | 3.0 |
| Max Tundra Some Best Friend You Turned Out to Be | 3.0 |
| Max Tundra Mastered by the Guy at the Exchange | 4.0 |
| Kid Loco A Grand Love Story | 3.5 |
| Lil' Kim La Bella Mafia | 2.0 |
| Lil' Kim Hard Core | 3.0 |
| Lil' Kim Notorious K.I.M. | 2.5 |
| Hypocrisy Abducted | 3.0 |
| SHAT The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles | 3.0 |
| Weezer The Green Album | 3.0 |
| Weezer Maladroit | 2.5 |
| Weezer Make Believe | 2.0 |
| Weezer Weezer | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Over the Years and Through the Woods | 3.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze | 3.0 |
| Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door | 2.5 |
| The Mars Volta Scab Dates | 3.0 |
| Atmosphere God Loves Ugly | 3.0 |
| Del Tha Funkee Homosapien I Wish My Brother George Was Here | 3.5 |
| Del Tha Funkee Homosapien Future Development | 3.0 |
| Alice in Chains Live | 3.0 |
| Alice in Chains The Essential Alice in Chains | 3.5 |
| Alice in Chains Greatest Hits | 3.5 |
| Alice in Chains Nothing Safe: Best of the Box | 2.5 |
| Alice in Chains MTV Unplugged | 3.5 |
| Alice in Chains Jar of Flies | 3.0 |
| Alice in Chains Sap | 2.5 |
| Melvins Stoner Witch | 3.5 |
| Kenna Make Sure They See My Face | 3.0 |
| Kidz Bop Kidz Kidz Bop, Volume 9 | 1.5 |
| Kyuss Wretch | 4.5 |
| Ludacris Back For The First Time | 3.5 |
| Kraftwerk The Mix | 3.5 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Purple | 3.5 |
| Busta Rhymes When Disaster Strikes... | 3.5 |
| Alice in Chains Dirt | 3.5 |
| Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York | 4.0 |
| Basement Jaxx Remedy | 4.5 |
| Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children | 4.0 |
| 2Pac Greatest Hits | 4.0 |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Life After Death | 4.0 |
| Massive Attack Mezzanine | 4.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Light Grenades | 3.0 |
| Sly and The Family Stone There's A Riot Goin' On | 3.5 |
| Del Tha Funkee Homosapien Eleventh Hour | 3.0 |
| At the Drive-In Relationship of Command | 4.5 |
| Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here | 3.5 |
| Avril Lavigne Let Go | 2.0 |
| Kraftwerk Ralf und Florian | 3.0 |
| Kraftwerk Kraftwerk 2 | 2.5 |
| Kyuss ...And the Circus Leaves Town | 3.0 |
| Kraftwerk Radio-Activity | 3.5 |
| Kraftwerk Kraftwerk | 3.0 |
| Dead Kennedys Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death | 4.0 |
| NoMeansNo Wrong | 4.0 |
| Kyuss Muchas Gracias: The Best of Kyuss | 2.5 |
You could honestly make a greatest hits album made of greatest hits snubs from this album.
Where's Thong song, One Inch Man, Deadly Kiss, Gloria Lewis, Space Cadet, and most importantly Green Machine, which has to easily be their most widely known song. There aren't really any bad songs, it's just that there aren't nearly enough songs that deserve to be there. Not to mention there's almost nothing from "Wretch". This compilation = phail. |
| Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil | 3.0 |
| Norah Jones Come Away with Me | 2.5 |
| Prince Sign o' the Times | 4.0 |
| Prince 1999 | 4.0 |
| Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds | 2.5 |
| Limp Bizkit Greatest Hitz | 3.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Results May Vary | 1.0 |
| Limp Bizkit New Old Songs | 2.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water | 2.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Significant Other | 3.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all | 3.0 |
| Daddy Yankee Barrio Fino En Directo | 1.5 |
| Eiffel 65 Europop | 1.0 |
| Daft Punk Discovery | 5.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet | 3.5 |
| Dream Theater Images and Words | 3.5 |
| Pantera Cowboys from Hell | 4.0 |
| Slayer Hell Awaits | 3.5 |
| Slayer South of Heaven | 3.5 |
| Slayer Reign in Blood | 4.0 |
| Megadeth Rust in Peace | 4.0 |
| Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? | 3.5 |
| Metallica Metallica | 3.5 |
| Metallica S&M | 3.0 |
| Metallica Garage Inc. | 3.0 |
| Metallica St. Anger | 1.5 |
| I listened to this album one day just to see if it sucked as badly as people said it did. My ears didn't fall off of my head, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to turn it off and listen to something else at a rate of almost 1.3 times per song. I'm not sure which is worse, the Drumming, Lyrics, or Vocals. Can it be a 3 way tie? James sounds like a shell of himself. The drums go "kick ping kick ping kick ping ping ping", and the lyrics are feaux angst ridden and uninspired. And worst of all NO SOLOS. If you're ever in such a good mood that you need something to bring it down or just like shoddy production and musicianship, this is the album for you. If you are anyone else, I wouldn't recommend it at all. |
| Metallica Metal Up Your Ass | 3.5 |
| Daft Punk Daft Club | 3.0 |
| Daft Punk Musique Vol. 1 (1993-2005) | 3.5 |
| Kyuss Blues for the Red Sun | 4.0 |
| Dr. Octagon The Return of Dr. Octagon | 2.0 |
| June of 44 Tropics and Meridians | 3.5 |
| Korn Greatest Hits Vol. 1 | 2.5 |
| Korn Take a Look in the Mirror | 3.0 |
| Korn See You on the Other Side | 2.5 |
| Korn Issues | 3.0 |
| Big Black Songs About Fucking | 4.0 |
| Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... | 4.0 |
| Ghostface Killah More Fish | 3.0 |
| Ghostface Killah The Pretty Toney Album | 3.0 |
| Ghostface Killah Bulletproof Wallets | 3.5 |
| Method Man Tical | 3.5 |
| Redman Muddy Waters | 3.5 |
| Redman Malpractice | 3.0 |
| Michael Jackson HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I | 3.5 |
| Michael Jackson Off the Wall | 3.5 |
| Michael Jackson Thriller | 4.0 |
| DMX Grand Champ | 3.0 |
| Depeche Mode Violator | 3.5 |
| Depeche Mode Ultra | 3.5 |
| Depeche Mode The Best Of - Volume I | 3.5 |
| Disturbed The Sickness | 3.5 |
| Bjork Medulla | 3.0 |
| Bjork Vespertine | 3.0 |
| Big L Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous | 3.5 |
| The Beatles Revolver | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Rubber Soul | 3.5 |
| Squarepusher Hard Normal Daddy | 3.0 |
| Aphex Twin Windowlicker | 3.0 |
| Aphex Twin Come to Daddy | 3.5 |
| Air Pocket Symphony | 3.0 |
| ADULT. Anxiety Always | 3.5 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Shangri-La-Dee-Da | 2.0 |
| Beastie Boys To the 5 Boroughs | 2.5 |
| Rush 2112 | 3.0 |
| Massive Attack Blue Lines | 3.5 |
| Gorillaz Gorillaz | 3.5 |
| Eazy-E Eternal E | 3.5 |
| Daft Punk Human After All | 3.5 |
| Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back | 4.0 |
| Ghostface Killah Supreme Clientele | 4.0 |
| Sonic Youth Daydream Nation | 4.0 |
| Duran Duran Red Carpet Massacre | 1.5 |
| Duran Duran Thank You | 1.5 |
| Duran Duran Greatest | 3.0 |
| Duran Duran Rio | 3.5 |
| Zero 7 Simple Things | 3.5 |
| Zero 7 The Garden | 3.0 |
| Zero 7 When It Falls | 3.0 |
| Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space | 3.5 |
| Spiritualized Lazer Guided Melodies | 4.0 |
| Chapterhouse Whirlpool | 3.5 |
| Atreyu A Death-Grip on Yesterday | 2.0 |
| Atreyu The Best of Atreyu | 1.5 |
| Lil Romeo Lil Romeo | 1.5 |
| Dem Franchize Boyz On Top of Our Game | 1.5 |
| Ween The Pod | 3.0 |
| Ween Shinola, Vol. 1 | 2.5 |
| Ween GodWeenSatan: The Oneness | 3.0 |
| Beck The Information | 3.0 |
| The White Stripes Icky Thump | 3.5 |
| The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan | 3.0 |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Duets: The Final Chapter | 1.0 |
| Rob Zombie Past, Present & Future | 4.0 |
| Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe | 3.5 |
| Ministry Greatest Fits | 4.0 |
| Tool 10,000 Days | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight | 2.5 |
| Linkin Park Hybrid Theory | 3.0 |
| Faith No More Who Cares a Lot? | 3.5 |
| Faith No More This Is It: The Best of Faith No More | 3.5 |
| Alice in Chains Alice in Chains | 4.0 |
| Alice in Chains Facelift | 3.5 |
| Soundgarden Down on the Upside | 3.5 |
| Soundgarden Badmotorfinger | 3.5 |
| Nirvana Nirvana | 4.0 |
| Nirvana Incesticide | 3.5 |
| Nirvana From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah | 3.0 |
| Nirvana In Utero | 4.0 |
| Nirvana Nevermind | 3.5 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Rotten Apples | 4.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins The Aeroplane Flies High | 4.5 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Zero | 3.5 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream | 4.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Gish | 3.5 |
| Muse Absolution | 4.0 |
| Muse Black Holes & Revelations | 4.0 |
| Black Flag Damaged | 3.5 |
| Mr. Bungle California | 4.0 |
| Eminem The Slim Shady LP | 4.0 |
| Ride Nowhere | 4.0 |
| Electric Wizard Come My Fanatics... | 4.0 |
| Electric Wizard Dopethrone | 4.0 |
| The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath | 4.5 |
| The first song I heard off of this was Ilyena.... Frances the mute was pretty much the best album I'd heard in the last few years, Amputechture was great, but only in certain moods. But I was worried when the first 30 seconds of Ilyena sounded too weird for me. I was wondering "Is the whole song going to be this cryptic and overstated?"... Then shit kicked in and I was relieved. I gotta say, this album took long to fully grow on me. The only song I couldn't listen to any and every time is Soothsayer. But aside from that, this album has everything I wanted. Technical Guitar work. Drumming that will kick the door down, and ass rape you in front of your fat girlfriend, gay vocals from cedric, and everything else I know and love about TMV. If The Mars Volta is you're cup of tea, don't worry, you shouldn't be disappointed. And if you don't like TMV. I hope you malfunction in bed, and your significant other leaves you for Juan Alderete. That way every time you hear Conjugal Burns, you can sit there and wonder about where you went wrong. |
| The Mars Volta Tremulant | 4.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Greatest Hits | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers What Hits!? | 3.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium | 3.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf | 4.0 |
| Wolfmother Wolfmother | 4.0 |
| Justice † | 3.5 |
| Ludacris Release Therapy | 3.0 |
| The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium | 4.5 |
| In some ways, I honestly despise this album. Not because of the actual content, but because it spoiled all of us. It made us expect every album Omar and Cedric came out with would be like this. It's accessible, yet incredibly unique. loud, yet soft. solid, but anything but Run-Of-The Mill. No songs are bad or even average, yet you can tell that this isn't close to the best that these guys can do. It will never be duplicated, nor should it, because the most likable thing about this group is the fact that they find a new sound for each album. |
| Black Label Society Mafia | 3.0 |
| Project Polaroid Project Polaroid | 3.5 |
| Ramsey Lewis Salongo | 3.5 |
| Kool Keith Matthew | 3.0 |
| Brujeria Matando Güeros | 3.0 |
| Kool Keith Sex Style | 4.5 |
| Dead Kennedys Plastic Surgery Disasters | 3.5 |
| Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo | 3.0 |
| Wire Chairs Missing | 3.5 |
| Wire Pink Flag | 4.0 |
| Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle | 4.0 |
| DJ Shadow The Outsider | 3.0 |
| DJ Shadow Preemptive Strike | 3.5 |
| Black Moon Enta Da Stage | 4.0 |
| Franz Ferdinand Franz Ferdinand | 3.5 |
| Ice Cube AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted | 4.0 |
| Manic Street Preachers The Holy Bible | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy | 3.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV | 3.5 |
| King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King | 4.0 |
| Pink Floyd The Wall | 3.5 |
| Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral | 4.5 |
| N.E.R.D. In Search Of | 3.5 |
| Mylo Destroy Rock And Roll | 3.5 |
A truly awesome and mellow album with extremely creative samples. The guy can make an awesome song out of some guy saying "Muthafucka gonna drop tha pressure!", or a crazy religious dude saying 80's rock bands that need to be destroyed (Including "David Booie" "Cyndi Looper", lol.), it's really a must listen. and arguably the best song on the album ("Rikki") is a sample of a woman going:
"ah-ii-yea-ii-Yea-ii-ii-oh-Ii-Yea-yea-wa--ii-yea-
ah-ii-yea-ii-Yea-ii-ii-oh-Ii-Yea-yea-wa--ii-yea-
ah-ii-yea-ii-Yea-ii-ii-oh-Ii-Yea-yea-wa--ii-yea-
ah-ii-yea-ii-Yea-ii-ii-oh-Ii-Yea-yea-wa--ii-yea-".... Or something like that. May annoy some, but overall a great album.....Missing Persons.....Duran Duran.....Missing Persons.....Duran Duran.......Missing Persons......Duran Duran.....Duran Duran......Duran Duran.....DURAN DURAN!!! |
| Ministry The Land of Rape and Honey | 4.0 |
| Korn Follow the Leader | 3.0 |
| Korn Life Is Peachy | 3.0 |
| Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar | 4.0 |
| Marilyn Manson Portrait of an American Family | 4.0 |
| Metallica ...And Justice for All | 3.5 |
| Black Sabbath Vol. 4 | 3.5 |
| My Bloody Valentine Isn't Anything | 3.5 |
| Throbbing Gristle The Second Annual Report | 4.0 |
| Throbbing Gristle 20 Jazz Funk Greats | 4.0 |
| Coil The Ape Of Naples | 3.5 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Morning View | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way | 3.0 |
| Faith No More The Real Thing | 4.0 |
| Faith No More Angel Dust | 4.0 |
| Ween Pure Guava | 4.0 |
| M.I.A. Arular | 5.0 |
| M.I.A. Kala | 4.0 |
| Bow Wow Wanted | 1.0 |
| Eminem Encore | 2.0 |
| Snoop Dogg Da Game is to Be Sold, Not to Be Told | 2.0 |
| Stone Temple Pilots No. 4 | 2.5 |
| (hed) p.e. Back 2 Base X | 2.5 |
| Bjork Post | 3.0 |
| Rage Against the Machine Renegades | 3.0 |
| 2Pac Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z. | 3.0 |
| Snoop Dogg Tha Last Meal | 3.0 |
| Snoop Dogg Paid tha Cost to Be da Bo$$ | 3.0 |
| The Prodigy Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned | 3.0 |
| (hed) p.e. Blackout | 3.0 |
| Basement Jaxx Crazy Itch Radio | 3.0 |
| Various Artists (Hip Hop) 8 Mile OST | 3.0 |
| DMX The Great Depression | 3.0 |
| The Chemical Brothers Push the Button | 3.0 |
| Radiohead The Bends | 3.5 |
| Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire | 3.5 |
| Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon | 3.5 |
| Metallica Kill 'Em All | 3.5 |
| Tool Undertow | 3.5 |
| Nine Inch Nails The Fragile | 3.5 |
| Nirvana Bleach | 3.5 |
| System of a Down Toxicity | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk | 3.5 |
| Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute | 3.5 |
| Rammstein Herzeleid | 3.5 |
| The White Stripes White Blood Cells | 3.5 |
| Blackalicious Blazing Arrow | 3.5 |
| Moby Play | 3.5 |
| OutKast Stankonia | 3.5 |
| Public Enemy Yo! Bum Rush the Show | 3.5 |
| Public Enemy Fear of a Black Planet | 3.5 |
| Rammstein Reise, Reise | 3.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age | 3.5 |
| System of a Down Mezmerize | 3.5 |
| Gorillaz Demon Days | 3.5 |
| Kraftwerk The Man-Machine | 3.5 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music... Songs From the Vatican Gift Shop | 3.5 |
| Eminem The Eminem Show | 3.5 |
| Beastie Boys Ill Communication | 3.5 |
| Beastie Boys Hello Nasty | 3.5 |
| Dead Kennedys Frankenchrist | 3.5 |
| Kanye West Late Registration | 3.5 |
| Queen News of the World | 3.5 |
| Mindless Self Indulgence You'll Rebel To Anything | 3.5 |
| Boards of Canada The Campfire Headphase | 3.5 |
| DJ Shadow The Private Press | 3.5 |
| 2Pac 2Pacalypse Now | 3.5 |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love | 3.5 |
| Boards of Canada Geogaddi | 3.5 |
| Bjork Debut | 3.5 |
| White Zombie La Sexorcisto-Devil Music Vol. 1 | 3.5 |
| 2Pac Me Against the World | 3.5 |
| AFX Chosen Lords | 3.5 |
| Jay-Z Unplugged | 3.5 |
| Snoop Dogg Doggystyle | 3.5 |
| Gnarls Barkley St. Elsewhere | 3.5 |
| Beastie Boys Check Your Head | 3.5 |
| Aphex Twin Classics | 3.5 |
| DMX It's Dark and Hell Is Hot | 3.5 |
| Ludacris Word Of Mouf | 3.5 |
| The Crazy World of Arthur Brown The Crazy World of Arthur Brown | 3.5 |
| Ghostface Killah Ironman | 3.5 |
| DMX Flesh Of My Flesh, Blood Of My Blood | 3.5 |
| Kool Keith Black Elvis/Lost in Space | 3.5 |
| (hed) p.e. (hed) p.e. | 3.5 |
| Nas God's Son | 3.5 |
| Wu-Tang Clan The W | 3.5 |
| DMX ...And Then There Was X | 3.5 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Make Yourself | 4.0 |
| Tool Lateralus | 4.0 |
| System of a Down System of a Down | 4.0 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness | 4.0 |
| Tool Ænima | 4.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III | 4.0 |
| Metallica Ride the Lightning | 4.0 |
| Radiohead Kid A | 4.0 |
| Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine | 4.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) S.C.I.E.N.C.E. | 4.0 |
| Sublime Sublime | 4.0 |
| Sublime 40 Oz. to Freedom | 4.0 |
| Beck Odelay | 4.0 |
| The White Stripes Elephant | 4.0 |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland | 4.0 |
| Slint Spiderland | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Rated R | 4.0 |
| Beck Midnite Vultures | 4.0 |
| Ween Chocolate and Cheese | 4.0 |
| Dr. Dre The Chronic | 4.0 |
| OutKast Speakerboxxx/The Love Below | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92 | 4.0 |
| Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill | 4.0 |
| Bjork Homogenic | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Richard D. James Album | 4.0 |
| Radiohead OK Computer | 4.0 |
| Air Talkie Walkie | 4.0 |
| Stone Temple Pilots Core | 4.0 |
| Kraftwerk Computer World | 4.0 |
| The Chemical Brothers Dig Your Own Hole | 4.0 |
| Nine Inch Nails With Teeth | 4.0 |
| Jay-Z The Black Album | 4.0 |
| Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables | 4.0 |
| Kraftwerk Trans-Europe Express | 4.0 |
| The Prodigy Music for the Jilted Generation | 4.0 |
| Nine Inch Nails Broken | 4.0 |
| Ministry Psalm 69 | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin ...I Care Because You Do | 4.0 |
| Daft Punk Homework | 4.0 |
| Tangerine Dream Phaedra | 4.0 |
| Mindless Self Indulgence Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy | 4.0 |
| (hed) p.e. Broke | 4.0 |
| Dr. Dre 2001 | 4.0 |
| 2Pac All Eyez on Me | 4.0 |
| Nas STILLmatic | 4.0 |
| Basement Jaxx Kish Kash | 4.0 |
| OutKast Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik | 4.0 |
| Del Tha Funkee Homosapien Both Sides of the Brain | 4.0 |
| Eazy-E Eazy-Duz-It | 4.0 |
| The Mars Volta Amputechture | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Paranoid | 4.5 |
| Metallica Master of Puppets | 4.5 |
| Pink Floyd Animals | 4.5 |
| The Prodigy The Fat of the Land | 4.5 |
| Pink Floyd Meddle | 4.5 |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP | 4.5 |
| Giving this album a 1 is like a fun way of saying "I Like ICP and used to like Eminem in Middle School, but am now ashamed of it." |
| N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton | 4.5 |
| Air Moon Safari | 4.5 |
| Prince Purple Rain | 4.5 |
| Dr. Octagon Dr. Octagonecologyst | 4.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik | 4.5 |
| Jay-Z The Blueprint | 4.5 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) | 4.5 |
| Kraftwerk Autobahn | 4.5 |
| Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II | 4.5 |
| Kanye West The College Dropout | 4.5 |
| Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt | 4.5 |
| OutKast Aquemini | 4.5 |
| Coil Horse Rotorvator | 4.5 |
| Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine | 5.0 |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die | 5.0 |
| There is no such thing as a perfect Record. There never is, was, or will be. There's not even a such thing as a perfect record within the genre. But if there was, "Ready To Die" would be. With killer production (Mainly by Easy Mo Bee, including Lord Finesse and Dj Premier) and genius hook, this Record is "Ear Candy" in every sense of the word. But most importantly, Christopher is a beyond amazing lyricist. I have seen this album turn fans out of people that saw rap music as "Talking over stolen music". The best thing about the record are the the goosebumps that accompany it. Every word is spoken in a way that makes you understand what the man was going through when he created the album. It shows every side of a human being. The selfish, egotistic man who thinks he can beat any man and screw any woman. The Father who would give his life (and anyone else's) to put food on the table for his family, and the lost soul who is trying to make sense of everything in between. Sure, it has a few flaws, but they are all overshadowed by the genius of every aspect of the record. Be prepared before you listen to it. Because I wasn't. I was expecting a catchy album with cool hooks and nice beats. I ended up with an album that amazes me to my core to this day... Nearly a decade after I first heard it. I can honestly say that this album will stay in the back of my mind well into my 70s (Or whichever decade I end up dying in). His death has absolutely nothing to do with this Record's unreal reputation, and everything to do with the fact that you will never hear a rap album that commands as much attention or respect as this one. |
| Nas Illmatic | 5.0 |
| ILLmatic is one of the rare rap albums that lives up to the hype. Backpackers, Indie Snobs, Young, Old, Wiggers, and (Gasp) even actual black people might not agree on a lot of things, but 9 times out of ten, people who love hip-hop will tell you this is one of the top ten rap albums ever. |
| DJ Shadow Endtroducing..... | 5.0 |
| The Mars Volta Frances the Mute | 5.0 |
| When people look back on this decade. Frances The Mute WILL be one of the most recognized albums of the decade. The only mystery is how? Will it be known as "the stroke of genius, stream of consciousness album that incorporated more genres than you could shake a stick at, all while introducing you to sounds you never expected to come from a guitar or human vocal chords?" or will it be known as "That lame ass long, drawn out album with all the random noises and annoying shrieking, coming from both instruments and mouths?" There seem to be almost an equal amount of disciples and detractors. Maybe that's what makes the album so amazing, the fact that everything said about the album is true. The keys to enjoying this album are Patience and Open-Mindedness. If you come in immediately expecting to have your socks blown off, chances are you'll hate this CD. But if you have a little time and curiosity for new things, this may change the way you listen to music. |
| Rodan Rusty | 5.0 |
