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5.0 classic
Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique
Daft Punk Discovery
DJ Shadow Endtroducing...
GZA Liquid Swords
M.I.A. Arular
Nas Illmatic
ILLmatic is one of the rare rap albums that lives up to the hype. Backpackers, Indie Snobs, Young, Old, Wiggers, and (Gasp) even actual black people might not agree on a lot of things, but 9 times out of ten, people who love hip-hop will tell you this is one of the top ten rap albums ever.
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine
Rodan Rusty
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
When people look back on this decade. Frances The Mute WILL be one of the most recognized albums of the decade. The only mystery is how? Will it be known as "the stroke of genius, stream of consciousness album that incorporated more genres than you could shake a stick at, all while introducing you to sounds you never expected to come from a guitar or human vocal chords?" or will it be known as "That lame ass long, drawn out album with all the random noises and annoying shrieking, coming from both instruments and mouths?" There seem to be almost an equal amount of disciples and detractors. Maybe that's what makes the album so amazing, the fact that everything said about the album is true. The keys to enjoying this album are Patience and Open-Mindedness. If you come in immediately expecting to have your socks blown off, chances are you'll hate this CD. But if you have a little time and curiosity for new things, this may change the way you listen to music.
The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die
There is no such thing as a perfect Record. There never is, was, or will be. There's not even a such thing as a perfect record within the genre. But if there was, "Ready To Die" would be. With killer production (Mainly by Easy Mo Bee, including Lord Finesse and Dj Premier) and genius hook, this Record is "Ear Candy" in every sense of the word. But most importantly, Christopher is a beyond amazing lyricist. I have seen this album turn fans out of people that saw rap music as "Talking over stolen music". The best thing about the record are the the goosebumps that accompany it. Every word is spoken in a way that makes you understand what the man was going through when he created the album. It shows every side of a human being. The selfish, egotistic man who thinks he can beat any man and screw any woman. The Father who would give his life (and anyone else's) to put food on the table for his family, and the lost soul who is trying to make sense of everything in between. Sure, it has a few flaws, but they are all overshadowed by the genius of every aspect of the record. Be prepared before you listen to it. Because I wasn't. I was expecting a catchy album with cool hooks and nice beats. I ended up with an album that amazes me to my core to this day... Nearly a decade after I first heard it. I can honestly say that this album will stay in the back of my mind well into my 70s (Or whichever decade I end up dying in). His death has absolutely nothing to do with this Record's unreal reputation, and everything to do with the fact that you will never hear a rap album that commands as much attention or respect as this one.

4.5 superb
Air Moon Safari
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Basement Jaxx Remedy
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Catherine Wheel Ferment
Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas
1. WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SAYING? 2. Her voice is like warm honey melting into an outline of a
snow angel made by an orphan from Middlesex.
Coil Horse Rotorvator
Dr. Dooom First Come, First Served
Dr. Octagon Dr. Octagonecologyst
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Giving this album a 1 is like a fun way of saying "I Like ICP and used to like Eminem in Middle School, but am now ashamed of it."
Eric B and Rakim Paid in Full
Gravediggaz 6 Feet Deep
Jay-Z The Blueprint
Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt
Joy Division Closer
Kanye West The College Dropout
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West Yeezus
Kitchens Of Distinction Strange Free World
Kool Keith Sex Style
Kraftwerk Autobahn
Kyuss Wretch
Magazine Real Life
Metallica Master of Puppets
MF DOOM Operation: Doomsday
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
OutKast Aquemini
Pink Floyd Animals
Pink Floyd Meddle
Prince Purple Rain
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
The Doors The Doors
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
In some ways, I honestly despise this album. Not because of the actual content, but because it spoiled all of us. It made us expect every album Omar and Cedric came out with would be like this. It's accessible, yet incredibly unique. loud, yet soft. solid, but anything but Run-Of-The Mill. No songs are bad or even average, yet you can tell that this isn't close to the best that these guys can do. It will never be duplicated, nor should it, because the most likable thing about this group is the fact that they find a new sound for each album.
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
The first song I heard off of this was Ilyena.... Frances the mute was pretty much the best album I'd heard in the last few years, Amputechture was great, but only in certain moods. But I was worried when the first 30 seconds of Ilyena sounded too weird for me. I was wondering "Is the whole song going to be this cryptic and overstated?"... Then shit kicked in and I was relieved. I gotta say, this album took long to fully grow on me. The only song I couldn't listen to any and every time is Soothsayer. But aside from that, this album has everything I wanted. Technical Guitar work. Drumming that will kick the door down, and ass rape you in front of your fat girlfriend, gay vocals from cedric, and everything else I know and love about TMV. If The Mars Volta is you're cup of tea, don't worry, you shouldn't be disappointed. And if you don't like TMV. I hope you malfunction in bed, and your significant other leaves you for Juan Alderete. That way every time you hear Conjugal Burns, you can sit there and wonder about where you went wrong.
The Mars Volta Octahedron
The Prodigy The Fat of the Land
The Smashing Pumpkins The Aeroplane Flies High
Throbbing Gristle The Taste of TG
Don't let the cover fool you. This is one of the best Greatest Hits compilations I have ever heard. And it's badly needed because of the oddness of the way TG released albums. Perfect for those who want to get into throbbing gristle. Perfect for the hardcore TG fan. This compilation can do no wrong!
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)

4.0 excellent
(hed) p.e. Broke
2Pac All Eyez on Me
2Pac Greatest Hits
Adam Sandler They're All Gonna Laugh At You
Air Talkie Walkie
Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Aphex Twin Richard D. James Album
Aphex Twin ...I Care Because You Do
Basement Jaxx Rooty
Basement Jaxx Kish Kash
Basement Jaxx The Singles
Beastie Boys The Sounds of Science
Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill
Beck Odelay
Beck Midnite Vultures
Big Black Songs About Fucking
Bjork Homogenic
Black Moon Enta Da Stage
Black Moth Super Rainbow Dandelion Gum
Dandelion Gum is a throwback to obscure psychadelia, with a touch of modern drum machines that verges on great trip-hop. The vocals are dark and happy at the same time. It's as calm as it is odd. And it's almost in a genre by itself in terms of Production.
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Blur Parklife
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony E 1999 Eternal
Can Tago Mago
Childish Gambino Because the Internet
Cibo Matto Stereo Type A
Coil Love's Secret Domain
Cream Disraeli Gears
Daft Punk Homework
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Dead Kennedys Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death
Death Grips The Money Store
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
Deftones Adrenaline
Del tha Funkee Homosapien Both Sides of the Brain
Deutsch-Amerikanische Freundschaft Alles Ist Gut
Dr. Dre The Chronic
Dr. Dre 2001
Eazy-E Eazy-Duz-It
Edan Beauty and the Beat
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Electric Wizard Come My Fanatics...
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Eminem Infinite
Esham KKKill the Fetus
Faith No More Angel Dust
Faith No More The Real Thing
Fatboy Slim You've Come a Long Way, Baby
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth
Feist Let It Die
Ghostface Killah Fishscale
Ghostface Killah Supreme Clientele
Herbert Around The House
Ice Cube AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
Incubus Make Yourself
Incubus S.C.I.E.N.C.E.
Jane's Addiction Nothing's Shocking
Jay-Z The Black Album
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures
Kanye West Graduation
Kenna New Sacred Cow
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Korn Korn
Kraftwerk Computer World
Kraftwerk Trans-Europe Express
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley
Kyuss Blues for the Red Sun
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Lupe Fiasco Food & Liquor
M.I.A. Kala
Macintosh Plus FLORAL SHOPPE
Madonna Madonna
Manic Street Preachers The Holy Bible
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Marilyn Manson Portrait of an American Family
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Masta Ace Sittin' on Chrome
Masta Ace Slaughtahouse
Max Tundra Mastered by the Guy at the Exchange
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Melvins Houdini
Mercury Rev Yerself Is Steam
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Michael Jackson Thriller
Mindless Self Indulgence Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Ministry Psalm 69
Ministry The Land of Rape and Honey
Ministry Greatest Fits
Mr. Bungle California
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
Mudvayne L.D. 50
Muse Absolution
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
Nas STILLmatic
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth
Nine Inch Nails Broken
Nirvana In Utero
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York
Nirvana Nirvana
NoMeansNo Wrong
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
Oasis Definitely Maybe
OutKast Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
OutKast Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik
OutKast ATLiens
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz
Pantera Cowboys From Hell
Pearl Jam Ten
Primus Frizzle Fry
Primus They Can't All Be Zingers
Prince 1999
Prince Sign o' the Times
Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead OK Computer
Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...
Rage Against The Machine Rage Against The Machine
Rammstein Sehnsucht
Ride Nowhere
Rob Zombie Past, Present & Future
Rush Moving Pictures
Skinny Puppy VIVIsectVI
Slayer Reign in Blood
Slint Spiderland
Slowdive Souvlaki
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
Soundgarden Superunknown
Spiritualized Lazer Guided Melodies
Stone Temple Pilots Core
Sublime Sublime
Sublime 40 Oz. to Freedom
System of a Down System of a Down
Tangerine Dream Phaedra
Tenacious D Tenacious D
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Chameleons Script of the Bridge
A very lovely and atmospheric album that is hindered by a few boring tracks, nevertheless, there are some true gems on this album. Despite its flaws, it is a definitive Post Punk album.
The Chemical Brothers Dig Your Own Hole
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland
The Mars Volta Tremulant
The Mars Volta Amputechture
The Mars Volta Noctourniquet
The Notorious B.I.G. Life After Death
The Prodigy Music for the Jilted Generation
The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones Forty Licks
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins Rotten Apples
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
The Stooges Raw Power
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
The White Stripes Elephant
Throbbing Gristle The Second Annual Report
Throbbing Gristle 20 Jazz Funk Greats
Tim and Eric Awesome Record, Great Songs
Tobacco Fucked Up Friends
Tobacco Maniac Meat
Tool Lateralus
Tool Ænima
Tricky Maxinquaye
Tyler, the Creator Bastard
Ween Chocolate and Cheese
Ween Pure Guava
Weezer Weezer
White Zombie Astro Creep: 2000
Wire Pink Flag
Wolfmother Wolfmother

3.5 great
(hed) p.e. (hed) p.e.
2Pac 2Pacalypse Now
2Pac Me Against the World
Aaliyah One in a Million
Aaliyah Age Ain't Nothing but a Number
ADULT. Anxiety Always
AFX Chosen Lords
Alice in Chains Dirt
Alice in Chains Greatest Hits
Alice in Chains Facelift
Alice in Chains MTV Unplugged
Alice in Chains The Essential Alice in Chains
Alicia Keys Songs in A Minor
Aphex Twin Come to Daddy
Aphex Twin Classics
Beastie Boys Ill Communication
Beastie Boys Hello Nasty
Beastie Boys Check Your Head
Big L Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous
Bjork Debut
Black Flag Damaged
Black Milk Tronic
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
Blackalicious Blazing Arrow
Blue Cheer Vincebus Eruptum
Blur The Best Of
Boards of Canada The Campfire Headphase
Boards of Canada Geogaddi
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Bush Sixteen Stone
Busta Rhymes When Disaster Strikes...
Chapterhouse Whirlpool
Cibo Matto Viva! La Woman
Coil The Ape Of Naples
Coil Scatology
Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head
Daft Punk Human After All
Daft Punk Musique Vol. 1 (1993-2005)
Dead Kennedys Plastic Surgery Disasters
Dead Kennedys Frankenchrist
Del tha Funkee Homosapien I Wish My Brother George Was Here
Depeche Mode Violator
Depeche Mode Ultra
Depeche Mode The Best Of - Volume I
Disturbed The Sickness
DJ Shadow The Private Press
DJ Shadow Preemptive Strike
DMX It's Dark and Hell Is Hot
DMX Flesh Of My Flesh, Blood Of My Blood
DMX ...And Then There Was X
Dream Theater Images and Words
Duran Duran Rio
Earl Sweatshirt EARL
A slightly grosser, more immature version of the Slim Shady LP. This guy is going to blossom into a real sick fuck. Great abstract beats, and lyrics that range from cringe worthy, to downright giggle inducing. If, you're expecting ILLmatic, you may be disappointed, but take it at face value, and it's one of the more refreshing Hip-Hop releases of the year.
Eazy-E Eternal E
Eminem The Eminem Show
Faith No More Who Cares a Lot?
Faith No More This Is It: The Best of Faith No More
Franz Ferdinand Franz Ferdinand
Garbage Garbage
Garbage Version 2.0
Ghostface Killah Ironman
Ghostface Killah Bulletproof Wallets
Ghostface Killah The Big Doe Rehab
Gnarls Barkley St. Elsewhere
GOOD Music Cruel Summer
Gorillaz Gorillaz
Gorillaz Demon Days
Incubus Morning View
J Dilla Donuts
Jay-Z Unplugged
June of 44 Tropics and Meridians
Kanye West Late Registration
Kid Loco A Grand Love Story
Kool Keith Black Elvis/Lost in Space
Kraftwerk The Man-Machine
Kraftwerk The Mix
Kraftwerk Radio-Activity
Kraftwerk Electric Cafe
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Leftfield Leftism
Liam Lynch Fake Songs
Live Throwing Copper
Live Secret Samadhi
Ludacris Word Of Mouf
Ludacris Back For The First Time
M.I.A. Piracy Funds Terrorism, Vol. 1
M.I.A. Maya
Madonna Like a Virgin
Madonna Erotica
Madvillain Madvillainy
Massive Attack Blue Lines
Megadeth Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?
Melvins Stoner Witch
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Metallica Metallica
Metallica Metal Up Your Ass
Method Man Tical
Method Man and Redman Blackout!
Michael Jackson Off the Wall
Michael Jackson HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I
Mindless Self Indulgence You'll Rebel To Anything
Mindless Self Indulgence If
Moby Play
My Bloody Valentine Isn't Anything
Mylo Destroy Rock And Roll
A truly awesome and mellow album with extremely creative samples. The guy can make an awesome song out of some guy saying "Muthafucka gonna drop tha pressure!", or a crazy religious dude saying 80's rock bands that need to be destroyed (Including "David Booie" "Cyndi Looper", lol.), it's really a must listen. and arguably the best song on the album ("Rikki") is a sample of a woman going:
ah-ii-yea-ii-Yea-ii-ii-oh-Ii-Yea-yea-wa--ii-yea-".... Or something like that. May annoy some, but overall a great album.....Missing Persons.....Duran Duran.....Missing Persons.....Duran Duran.......Missing Persons......Duran Duran.....Duran Duran......Duran Duran.....DURAN DURAN!!!
N.E.R.D. In Search Of
Nas God's Son
Nas The Lost Tapes
Nas Greatest Hits
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero
Nine Inch Nails The Perfect Drug
Nirvana Bleach
Nirvana Incesticide
Nirvana Nevermind
Opeth Blackwater Park
OutKast Stankonia
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd The Wall
Pixies Surfer Rosa
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet
Project Polaroid Project Polaroid
Public Enemy Yo! Bum Rush the Show
Public Enemy Fear of a Black Planet
Public Enemy Apocalypse 91 The Enemy Strikes Black
Queen News of the World
Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age
Radiohead The Bends
Rage Against The Machine Evil Empire
Rage Against The Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Rainbow Rising
Rammstein Herzeleid
Rammstein Reise, Reise
Ramsey Lewis Salongo
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk
Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute
Red Hot Chili Peppers Greatest Hits
Redman Muddy Waters
Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Skinny Puppy Too Dark Park
Slayer Hell Awaits
Slayer South of Heaven
Sly and The Family Stone There's A Riot Goin' On
Snoop Dogg Doggystyle
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger
Soundgarden Down on the Upside
Spank Rock YoYoYoYoYo
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
Stone Temple Pilots Purple
Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music... Songs From the Vatican Gift Shop
System of a Down Toxicity
System of a Down Mezmerize
Talking Heads Remain in Light
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles The Beatles
The Crazy World of Arthur Brown The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love
The Smashing Pumpkins Gish
The Smashing Pumpkins Zero
The White Stripes White Blood Cells
The White Stripes Icky Thump
Three 6 Mafia Mystic Stylez
Listening to a newer Three 6 Mafia album, you never would've known such a now average rap
group started out so well. Mystic Stylez in the eyez of Memphis Rap fanz iz like their
version of OK Computer. Anyone outside of the Memphiz rap circle, or non Horrorcore fanz
might not like it, but if you are even remotely into horrorcore, you should definitely pick
thiz up.
While the lyricz aren't amazing by any stretch of the imagination. The beatz are the saving
grace of thiz album. The production iz top notch in that really great B-Movie sort of way.
Three 6 Mafia claimz Bone Thugz stole their sound and they have a really great disz track on
here. Now normally disz trackz bore me, but "Live by yo rep" is one of the albumz
highlightz. Possibly the best track iz the last. "Porno Movie" iz basically a song about
fucking. But the sample of Michael Jackson'z "Lady In My Life". Which iz funny, because only
monthz later, Gangsta Pat... Another Memphis rapper sampled the same song in a similar
fashion on "I wanna smoke".
Overall, the lyricz are passable, but a few songz drag on. Despite thiz, the production on
basically every song iz really great. If you're looking for a surprize. Pick up thiz
Throbbing Gristle The First Annual Report
Tool Undertow
Tool 10,000 Days
Tricky Nearly God
White Zombie La Sexorcisto-Devil Music Vol. 1
Wire Chairs Missing
Wu-Tang Clan The W
Zero 7 Simple Things

3.0 good
(hed) p.e. Blackout
2Pac Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.
50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Aaliyah Aaliyah
Air Pocket Symphony
Alanis Morissette The Collection
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
Alice in Chains Live
Alicia Keys The Diary of Alicia Keys
Aphex Twin Windowlicker
Atmosphere God Loves Ugly
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Basement Jaxx Crazy Itch Radio
Beastie Boys Some Old Bullshit
Beck Guero
Beck The Information
Bjork Post
Bjork Medulla
Bjork Vespertine
Black Label Society Mafia
Blur Blur
Brujeria Matando Güeros
Bush Razorblade Suitcase
Busta Rhymes Extinction Level Event
Busta Rhymes The Big Bang
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Coil ...And The Ambulance Died In His Arms
Coldplay Parachutes
Coldplay X & Y
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Daft Punk Daft Club
DangerDoom The Mouse And The Mask
Dark Time Sunshine Vessel
Deerhoof Milk Man
Deftones White Pony
Del tha Funkee Homosapien Future Development
Del tha Funkee Homosapien Eleventh Hour
DJ Shadow The Outsider
DMX Grand Champ
DMX The Great Depression
Duran Duran Greatest
Fatboy Slim Why Try Harder
Fatboy Slim Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars
Feist The Reminder
Fu Manchu The Action is Go
Ghostface Killah More Fish
Ghostface Killah The Pretty Toney Album
Gnarls Barkley The Odd Couple
Gorillaz G-Sides
Herbert Scale
HORSE the band R. Borlax
HORSE the band Pizza
Hypocrisy Abducted
Incubus Light Grenades
Insane Clown Posse Riddle Box
Ja Rule Venni Vetti Vecci
Kenna Make Sure They See My Face
Kool Keith Matthew
Korn Take a Look in the Mirror
Korn Issues
Korn Life Is Peachy
Korn Follow the Leader
Kraftwerk Kraftwerk
Kraftwerk Ralf und Florian
Kyuss ...And the Circus Leaves Town
Lil' Kim Hardcore
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all
Limp Bizkit Greatest Hitz
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Live The Distance To Here
Lords of Acid Lust
Ludacris Release Therapy
Lupe Fiasco The Cool
Madonna Ray of Light
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals
Marilyn Manson Lest We Forget
Marilyn Manson Smells Like Children
Massive Attack Protection
Max Tundra Some Best Friend You Turned Out to Be
Metallica Garage Inc.
Metallica S&M
MF DOOM Born Like This
Mindless Self Indulgence Tight
Mr. Lif I Phantom
Muse Hullabaloo Soundtrack
N.E.R.D. Fly Or Die
Nas It Was Written
Neu! Neu!
Nine Inch Nails Further Down the Spiral (US)
Nine Inch Nails And All That Could've Been [DVD]
Nirvana From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah
Oasis Familiar To Millions
Peaches The Teaches of Peaches
Pestilence Consuming Impulse
Pharrell Williams In My Mind
Public Enemy Muse Sick-N-Hour Message
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze
Queens of the Stone Age Over the Years and Through the Woods
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Rage Against The Machine Renegades
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way
Red Hot Chili Peppers What Hits!?
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Redman Malpractice
Rob Zombie American Made Music to Strip By
Rush 2112
SHAT The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles
Shwayze Shwayze
Slipknot Slipknot
Snoop Dogg Tha Last Meal
Snoop Dogg Paid tha Cost to Be da Bo$$
Squarepusher Hard Normal Daddy
System of a Down Steal This Album!
System of a Down Hypnotize
Talk Talk Laughing Stock
Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny
The Chemical Brothers Push the Button
The Jesus and Mary Chain Psychocandy
The Killers Hot Fuss
The Mars Volta Scab Dates
The Prodigy Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned
The Rolling Stones Tattoo You
The Roots Phrenology
The Stooges Fun House
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan
Throbbing Gristle D.O.A: The Third And Final Report
Tool Opiate
Tyler, the Creator Goblin
U2 All That You Can't Leave Behind
Usher Confessions
Various Artists (Hip Hop) 8 Mile OST
Ween GodWeenSatan: The Oneness
Ween The Pod
Weezer Pinkerton
What can I say? The first half is almost sleep inducing. I don't mean because it's bad, calling any song on the album "Bad" would be a lie. But nearly half of the album is average, nearly half the album is great, and the other 2 tracks are somewhere in between. Rivers is really good at lyrics about love and odd subjects, but not much else. The lyrics are slightly above average for the entire album. Even though when he tries to go out of his comfort zone and write about something else, you end up with turds like "Maladroit" and...., Do I even have to name the other turd? Musically, it's not amazing. lyrically, it's hit or miss, yet it is seen as Weezer's magnum opus. Not only is this album not their best, but I'm not even sure Rivers has the chops to make an album that can truly be a masterpiece. Call it harsh, but 15+ listens and counting, and I still feel exactly the same the first 3-4 times I heard it. That said, it is impossible to not like "El Scorcho" & "Pink Triangle".
Weezer The Green Album
Weezer The Red Album
Wu-Tang Clan Iron Flag
Zero 7 When It Falls
Zero 7 The Garden

2.5 average
(hed) p.e. Back 2 Base X
Adam Sandler Whats Your Name
Alanis Morissette Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie
Alice in Chains Sap
Alice in Chains Nothing Safe: Best of the Box
Backstreet Boys Backstreet Boys
Beastie Boys To the 5 Boroughs
Billy Corgan TheFutureEmbrace
Black Label Society Hangover Music Vol.6
Blink-182 Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
Blink-182 Dude Ranch
Blink-182 Enema of the State
Deftones Deftones
Disturbed Believe
Drowning Pool Sinner
Dynamite Hack Superfast
Fatboy Slim Palookaville
Garbage Bleed Like Me
Grouper Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill
Insane Clown Posse The Great Milenko
Ja Rule Pain Is Love
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak
Korn Untouchables
Korn See You on the Other Side
Korn Greatest Hits Vol. 1
Kraftwerk Kraftwerk 2
Kyuss Muchas Gracias: The Best of Kyuss
You could honestly make a greatest hits album made of greatest hits snubs from this album.
Where's Thong song, One Inch Man, Deadly Kiss, Gloria Lewis, Space Cadet, and most importantly Green Machine, which has to easily be their most widely known song. There aren't really any bad songs, it's just that there aren't nearly enough songs that deserve to be there. Not to mention there's almost nothing from "Wretch". This compilation = phail.
Lady Gaga The Fame
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
Lil Wayne Dedication 3
Lil' Kim Notorious K.I.M.
Linkin Park Meteora
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Live Mental Jewelry
Live V
Madonna Confessions on a Dancefloor
Marilyn Manson Holy Wood
Massive Attack 100th Window
Neu! Neu! 4
Nine Inch Nails Things Falling Apart
Norah Jones Come Away with Me
Ozzy Osbourne Down to Earth
Ozzy Osbourne Black Rain
Powerman 5000 Tonight the Stars Revolt
Slipknot Iowa
Stone Temple Pilots No. 4
T.I. Trap Muzik
The Killers Sam's Town
The Rolling Stones Voodoo Lounge
The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist
Ween Shinola, Vol. 1
Weezer Maladroit
Weird Al Yankovic Poodle Hat

2.0 poor
Alanis Morissette Under Rug Swept
Atreyu A Death-Grip on Yesterday
Avril Lavigne Let Go
Backstreet Boys Millennium
Black Sabbath Born Again
Dr. Octagon The Return of Dr. Octagon
Eminem Encore
Iggy Pop Skull Ring
Insane Clown Posse Ringmaster
Insane Clown Posse The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
Lil' Kim La Bella Mafia
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Limp Bizkit New Old Songs
Marilyn Manson The Golden Age of Grotesque
Nas Nastradamus
Nickelback Silver Side Up
OutKast Idlewild
Paramore Riot!
Ride Tarantula
Rivers Cuomo Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo
Snoop Dogg Da Game is to Be Sold, Not to Be Told
Stone Temple Pilots Shangri-La-Dee-Da
The Stooges The Weirdness
U2 Pop
Usher Raymond v. Raymond
Weezer Make Believe

1.5 very poor
50 Cent The Massacre
50 Cent Curtis
Akon Trouble
Atreyu The Best of Atreyu
Backstreet Boys Never Gone
Daddy Yankee Barrio Fino En Directo
Dem Franchize Boyz On Top of Our Game
Duran Duran Thank You
Duran Duran Red Carpet Massacre
Kidz Bop Kidz Kidz Bop, Volume 9
Lil Romeo Lil Romeo
Live Birds Of Pray
Metallica St. Anger
I listened to this album one day just to see if it sucked as badly as people said it did. My ears didn't fall off of my head, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to turn it off and listen to something else at a rate of almost 1.3 times per song. I'm not sure which is worse, the Drumming, Lyrics, or Vocals. Can it be a 3 way tie? James sounds like a shell of himself. The drums go "kick ping kick ping kick ping ping ping", and the lyrics are feaux angst ridden and uninspired. And worst of all NO SOLOS. If you're ever in such a good mood that you need something to bring it down or just like shoddy production and musicianship, this is the album for you. If you are anyone else, I wouldn't recommend it at all.
Soulja Boy

1.0 awful
50 Cent Power of the Dollar
Bow Wow Wanted
Eiffel 65 Europop
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary
The Notorious B.I.G. Duets: The Final Chapter

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