| Bongripper Empty | 3.5 |
| Dodsrit Nocturnal Will | 3.5 |
| Brodequin Harbinger of Woe | 3.5 |
| Vltimas Epic | 2.5 |
| Convulsing Perdurance | 3.5 |
| Judas Priest Invincible Shield | 4.0 |
| The Libertines Up The Bracket | 3.5 |
| Chapel of Disease Echoes of Light | 2.0 |
| John Martyn Bless the Weather | 3.5 |
| John Martyn Solid Air | 3.5 |
| Slift Ilion | 2.5 |
| Lucifer (DE) Lucifer V | 3.5 |
| Peter Gabriel i/o | 4.0 |
| Sun Kil Moon Among the Leaves | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods | 2.5 |
| The Weakerthans Left and Leaving | 3.5 |
| Swans Soundtracks for the Blind | 2.0 |
| Solomon Burke Don't Give Up On Me | 4.5 |
| David Byrne Grown Backwards | 3.5 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth There's No Leaving Now | 3.5 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth Dark Bird Is Home | 2.5 |
| Green Lung This Heathen Land | 3.0 |
| Sparklehorse Vivadixiesubmarinetransmissionplot | 4.0 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth I Love You. It's a Fever Dream. | 3.5 |
| Iotunn Access All Worlds | 4.0 |
| Helmet Left | 2.0 |
| Amon Amarth Surtur Rising | 3.5 |
| Freeman (US) Freeman | 3.5 |
| Element of Crime Mittelpunkt der Welt | 4.5 |
| Dire Straits Love Over Gold | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Chaos Horrific | 4.0 |
| The Decemberists Her Majesty the Decemberists | 4.0 |
| The Decemberists The King Is Dead | 2.5 |
| Baroness Stone | 4.0 |
| Sevendust Truth Killer | 2.5 |
| Blur The Ballad of Darren | 3.0 |
| Arcade Fire Funeral | 2.5 |
| The Handsome Family Wilderness | 4.0 |
| The Handsome Family Unseen | 4.0 |
| The Handsome Family Honey Moon | 4.0 |
| Elliott Smith XO | 5.0 |
| Spell (CAN) For None and All | 3.5 |
| Xasthur Inevitably Dark | 1.0 |
| This guy is back giving us once more one of the hardest 1s that ever 1'd. |
| Hammers Of Misfortune Overtaker | 2.0 |
| Big Thief Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You | 2.5 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream | 4.0 |
| Gordon Lightfoot Sit Down Young Stranger | 3.5 |
| Johnny Cash American II: Unchained | 3.5 |
| King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of... | 3.5 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth Henry St. | 3.5 |
| John Cale Paris 1919 | 3.5 |
| Dold Vorde Ens Navn Mørkere | 3.5 |
| Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Council Skies | 2.5 |
| The Veils ...And Out of the Void Came Love | 3.5 |
| The Handsome Family Twilight | 4.5 |
| The Handsome Family Last Days of Wonder | 4.5 |
| Grateful Dead American Beauty | 4.0 |
| Dinosaur Jr. I Bet on Sky | 3.5 |
| Pearl Jam Ten | 2.5 |
| Australian Crawl The Boys Light Up | 4.0 |
| Kalmah Swampsong | 2.5 |
| Therapy? Suicide Pact - You First | 3.5 |
| Immortal War Against All | 3.5 |
| Kris Kristofferson The Silver Tongued Devil and I | 4.0 |
| Bongzilla Dab City | 2.0 |
| Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago | 3.5 |
| Johnny Cash American III: Solitary Man | 4.0 |
| Therapy? Crooked Timber | 4.0 |
| Pearl Jam Vs. | 3.5 |
| Gordon Lightfoot Summertime Dream | 4.0 |
| Dozer Beyond Colossal | 3.5 |
| Dozer Drifting in the Endless Void | 3.5 |
| Cattle Decapitation Terrasite | 2.5 |
| Therapy? Hard Cold Fire | 4.0 |
| is it me or is this new therapy? actually pretty fkn good? |
| Dodheimsgard Black Medium Current | 4.0 |
| Mastodon Hushed and Grim | 3.0 |
| The Handsome Family In the Air | 4.5 |
| The Handsome Family Milk and Scissors | 2.5 |
| The Handsome Family Odessa | 2.5 |
| The Handsome Family Singing Bones | 5.0 |
| Entropia (PL) Total | 4.5 |
| Slugdge Dim and Slimeridden Kingdoms | 4.0 |
| Slugdge Gastronomicon | 4.0 |
| Slugdge The Cosmic Cornucopia | 4.5 |
| Enslaved Heimdal | 2.0 |
| Minenwerfer Feuerwalze | 2.0 |
| Solos are total amateur hour and the "riffs" are a joke, too. |
| Sun Kil Moon Benji | 4.0 |
| Sun Kil Moon April | 4.0 |
| The Handsome Family Through the Trees | 4.5 |
| Therapy? Disquiet | 3.0 |
| Defleshed Grind Over Matter | 2.0 |
| Satanic Warmaster Aamongandr | 1.0 |
| Destroyer 666 Never Surrender | 1.0 |
| fernando, we need a featured review for this on the front page!! |
| Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights | 2.5 |
| Serj Tankian Perplex Cities | 1.5 |
| Darkthrone Astral Fortress | 2.5 |
| Russian Circles Gnosis | 3.5 |
| Liturgy As The Blood Of God Bursts The Veins Of Time | 3.5 |
| Valborg Der Alte | 3.5 |
| Lamb of God Omens | 2.5 |
| The Knife Deep Cuts | 3.5 |
| Herbert Groenemeyer 4630 Bochum | 3.5 |
| Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini | 3.5 |
| Knorkator Sieg Der Vernunft | 4.0 |
| Killer Mike R.A.P. Music | 4.0 |
| Grateful Dead Workingman's Dead | 4.0 |
| Clutch Sunrise On Slaughter Beach | 3.0 |
| The Mars Volta The Mars Volta | 4.5 |
| Crippled Black Phoenix Banefyre | 3.0 |
| Conan Evidence of Immortality | 3.5 |
| Regina Spektor Home, Before and After | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Cryptic Writings | 2.0 |
| Wiegedood There's Always Blood at the End of the Road | 3.5 |
| Municipal Waste Electrified Brain | 2.0 |
| Megadeth The Sick, the Dying... and the Dead! | 3.5 |
| Machine Head Of Kingdom And Crown | 1.0 |
| Ween Shinola, Vol. 1 | 4.5 |
| Amon Amarth The Great Heathen Army | 3.0 |
| Ween Chocolate and Cheese | 5.0 |
| Soulfly Totem | 1.5 |
| Funeral Chic Roman Candle | 4.0 |
| lmfao how could you dislike this, absolute muppet show in here |
| Jess And The Ancient Ones Vertigo | 4.0 |
| get absolutely fucked how good is this album???????? |
| Conjurer (UK) Pathos | 2.5 |
| Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet | 4.0 |
| Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun | 4.0 |
| Wormrot Hiss | 3.5 |
| Darkane Inhuman Spirits | 3.5 |
| King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Omnium Gatherum | 3.0 |
| Misery Index Complete Control | 2.5 |
| Origin Chaosmos | 2.5 |
| The Hellacopters Eyes Οf Oblivion | 3.0 |
| 3rd Secret 3rd Secret | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah Immutable | 3.5 |
| Absent In Body Plague God | 3.5 |
| Ad Nauseam Imperative Imperceptible Impulse | 3.0 |
| Be'lakor Coherence | 3.5 |
| Archspire Bleed the Future | 3.0 |
| Suffering Hour The Cyclic Reckoning | 3.5 |
| Thy Catafalque Vadak | 3.5 |
| Deathspell Omega The Long Defeat | 2.0 |
| Aeviterne The Ailing Facade | 4.0 |
| The Band The Band | 4.0 |
| Voices Breaking the Trauma Bond | 3.5 |
| Weyes Blood Titanic Rising | 4.0 |
| Gaahls Wyrd GastiR - Ghosts Invited | 3.5 |
| Soundgarden Badmotorfinger | 4.0 |
| The Shins Wincing the Night Away | 3.5 |
| Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot | 2.5 |
| All Them Witches Nothing as the Ideal | 4.0 |
| Leonard Cohen You Want It Darker | 3.5 |
| Laura Stevenson Wheel | 3.5 |
| Antediluvian The Divine Punishment | 2.0 |
Can’t help but laugh at metalheads who somehow mistake this poorly thrown together nonsense for the intricate
and thoughtful “masterwork” it’s being advertised as. AWESOME song titles though. |
| Hooded Menace The Tritonus Bell | 4.0 |
| Gloryhammer Legends From Beyond the Galactic Terror. | 2.5 |
| Deafheaven Infinite Granite | 2.0 |
| Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz | 1.5 |
| Considering the albums that preceded and followed it, it's hard to believe how terrible this is. |
| Wolves in the Throne Room Primordial Arcana | 2.5 |
| Thought this might be a great one after the first track. Nope, it's boring. |
| Aenigmatum Deconsecrate | 3.0 |
| Belle and Sebastian If You're Feeling Sinister | 3.5 |
| Damien Rice O | 2.0 |
| Andrew Bird The Mysterious Production Of Eggs | 2.5 |
| Guthrie Govan Erotic Cakes | 4.5 |
| King Woman Celestial Blues | 3.5 |
| Fawn Limbs Darwin Falls | 2.0 |
| Phoebe Bridgers Stranger in the Alps | 3.5 |
| Flirts with the streamlined mainstream to an at times disgusting degree, but has a few addictive tunes on it. |
| Archspire The Lucid Collective | 3.0 |
| Kanonenfieber Menschenmühle | 3.5 |
| This is so very generic, but somehow still gets some milage out of pure formula and familiarity. |
| Lorde Melodrama | 2.5 |
| Tones and I Welcome to the Madhouse | 1.0 |
| Listened out of morbid curiosity and yeah, it's terrible, but hardly the worst thing ever. |
| Xasthur Victims of the Times | 1.0 |
| 70 minutes of samey and detuned sounding depressive Neo Folk topped with courageously terrible singing and lyrics. A special kind of awful. |
| Drawn and Quartered Congregation Pestilence | 2.0 |
| Nuclear Power Trio A Clear and Present Rager | 3.5 |
| The package is dumb fun and the music is surprisingly good. |
| Darkthrone Eternal Hails | 3.0 |
| They're not doing themselves any favours with those guitar solos, but this is still pretty cool. |
| Amenra De Doorn | 2.0 |
| In terms of Post Metal this is overly familiar and generic. Also: Bad Vocals. |
| Pestilence Exitivm | 2.0 |
| More technical and chaotic than the other post-reunion offerings, but a good song or riff is still nowhere to be found. |
| Machine Head Arrows in Words from the Sky | 1.0 |
| Giving this a 1 for most confusingly awful title. Of course I'm not gonna listen to this garbage. |
| Bosse-de-Nage All Fours | 3.5 |
| Solstice (USA-FL) Casting the Die | 3.0 |
| Excrementory Grindfuckers Musik zum Kopfschütteln | 2.0 |
| Portal Hagbulbia | 1.0 |
| The sonic equivalent of sitting next to a haunted washing machine. |
| dEUS The Ideal Crash | 4.0 |
| Portal Avow | 2.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Vile | 2.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Gallery of Suicide | 3.0 |
| Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Worm Infested | 3.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse The Wretched Spawn | 3.0 |
| Grave Miasma Abyss of Wrathful Deities | 3.0 |
| Husker Du Zen Arcade | 2.0 |
| Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick | 4.0 |
| Heart Dreamboat Annie | 3.0 |
| Bongzilla Weedsconsin | 2.5 |
| Ween 12 Golden Country Greats | 4.0 |
| Kante Die Tiere sind unruhig | 3.5 |
| Weezer Van Weezer | 1.5 |
| Hopelessly overproduced and all kinds of lame and cringe. |
| Helmet Size Matters | 3.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Violence Unimagined | 4.0 |
| Ween White Pepper | 3.5 |
| Ween La Cucaracha | 3.5 |
| Paysage d'Hiver Geister | 1.5 |
| This is for you if you enjoy listening to the same boring, basic and badly produced progressions/riffs for a whopping 70 minutes. |
| Cannibal Corpse Torture | 3.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Red Before Black | 3.0 |
| Ween Quebec | 4.0 |
| Megadeth Endgame | 2.5 |
| Dave Van Ronk Dave Van Ronk, Folksinger | 3.5 |
| Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse | 2.5 |
| In terms of compositional skill, this is an extremely overrated record. |
| Sleep Terror Above Snakes | 3.5 |
| Ween The Mollusk | 5.0 |
| Lana Del Rey Chemtrails Over The Country Club | 1.0 |
| The whole record plods along in the same aimless and sedated manner with occasional forays into aggressively awful territory (White Dress). |
| Renaissance Ashes Are Burning | 4.0 |
| Eisbrecher Liebe macht Monster | 2.0 |
| ERRA ERRA | 2.0 |
| Rwake Voices of Omens | 3.5 |
| Townes Van Zandt Townes Van Zandt | 3.5 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth Shallow Grave | 4.0 |
| The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt | 4.5 |
| Abominable Putridity Parasitic Metamorphosis Manifestation | 2.0 |
| The band effortlessly make 24 minutes feel like an hour. |
| Neurosis Enemy of the Sun | 2.5 |
| Titus Andronicus The Monitor | 2.0 |
| Low I Could Live in Hope | 2.0 |
| Really dull and samey album that closes with an ill-fitting cover of "You are my Sunshine". |
| The Zombies Odessey and Oracle | 4.5 |
| Stevie Ray Vaughan Texas Flood | 4.0 |
| The Police Outlandos d'Amour | 3.5 |
| Garbage Version 2.0 | 3.0 |
| The Ruins of Beverast Rain Upon the Impure | 3.0 |
| The Ruins of Beverast The Thule Grimoires | 3.5 |
| Magnolia Electric Co Magnolia Electric Co | 4.0 |
| The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2 | 4.0 |
| Bütcher 666 Goats Carry My Chariot | 3.5 |
| These guys play fast as fuck and they're good at it, but it's the well-crafted songs and riffs that make this a fun listen. And maybe the hilarious and over the top lyrics. |
| Spirit Adrift Enlightened In Eternity | 2.5 |
| Utilizes some of the most lazy and overplayed progressions in all of Metal and the singing is lacking compared to, say, Grand Magus or Khemmis, both of which I'd listen to over this any day of the week. |
| Celtic Frost To Mega Therion | 1.5 |
| The riffs and progressions on this thing border on the amateurish and make it obvious there were pretty poor musicians at work here. The lead guitar and "atmospheric" flourishes (synths, female vocals) drift into comedic territory. This has aged poorly and is difficult to take seriously from today's perspective, although with the novelty factor stripped away it might just be fair to assess that this was never any good in the first place. |
| Chronus Idols | 3.5 |
| Sounding a lot like a mixture of Ghost and later era Mastodon-isms, this band doesn't score on the originality front, but they've got some damn catchy tunes and tasty lead guitar work on here. |
| Big Scenic Nowhere Visions Beyond Horizon | 3.0 |
| Acid Mammoth Under Acid Hoof | 2.5 |
| Scratches a certain itch sonically, but doesn't set itself apart or offer much in the way of replay value. |
| Emptiness Vide | 3.5 |
| Pretty fearless record, can't think of anything that sounds like this and it's got some sparse hooks, too. The evolution of this band is remarkable, even if results vary. |
| Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky | 3.0 |
| Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger | 3.0 |
| Sting ...Nothing Like the Sun | 2.5 |
| Thin Lizzy Jailbreak | 4.0 |
| Sadistik Exekution The Magus | 3.0 |
| The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There | 2.5 |
| The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin | 3.5 |
| Weezer OK Human | 3.5 |
| Despite containing a few duds and some lingering problems in the lyrical department, there's also some of the best Weezer material in years on here. |
| Blood and Sun Love & Ashes | 2.0 |
| Eels Earth to Dora | 3.0 |
| Liturgy Origin of the Alimonies | 2.5 |
| Victor Wooten A Show of Hands | 3.5 |
| Queensryche Empire | 3.5 |
| Undeath Lesions of a Different Kind | 3.5 |
| Wayfarer A Romance with Violence | 3.0 |
| Cauldron Black Ram Slaver | 3.5 |
| Abduction (FRA) Jehanne | 3.5 |
| Wobbler From Silence to Somewhere | 3.5 |
| Horna Kuoleman Kirjo | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse A Skeletal Domain | 3.5 |
| Frozen Soul Crypt Of Ice | 2.0 |
| Hard to make an album that's not boring when you're constantly recycling your own riffs, which other bands have used to better effect before. Sure, no one is completely original these days, but this is so uninspired, derivative and entirely uniform that I can't enjoy even the occasionally effective usage of beatdown riffs. |
| Golden Ashes (NL) In The Lugubrious Silence Of Eternal Night | 1.0 |
| Offensive to the ears, all that’s discernible are awful sounding synths. What the hell is this crap? |
| Sargeist Let The Devil In | 3.5 |
| The Weakerthans Reconstruction Site | 5.0 |
| SUMAC Two Beasts | 3.0 |
| Deeds of Flesh Nucleus | 3.0 |
| Killer Be Killed Reluctant Hero | 2.0 |
| Tombs Under Sullen Skies | 3.5 |
| Sodom Genesis XIX | 2.5 |
| Inquisition Black Mass for a Mass Grave | 2.0 |
| Similar bands: Gary Glitter, Lostprophets |
| Tocotronic Wir Kommen Um Uns Zu Beschweren | 2.5 |
| Tocotronic Pure Vernunft darf niemals siegen | 2.0 |
| Tocotronic Tocotronic | 2.5 |
| Mr. Bungle California | 3.0 |
| The National High Violet | 3.5 |
| Pixies Doolittle | 3.0 |
| Eels Daisies Of The Galaxy | 3.0 |
| Eels Electro-Shock Blues | 3.5 |
| Eels Beautiful Freak | 4.0 |
| Tocotronic Es ist egal, aber | 3.0 |
| Die Aerzte Hell | 2.5 |
| Die Aerzte Planet Punk | 4.0 |
| Die Aerzte Die Bestie in Menschengestalt | 4.0 |
| Tocotronic K.O.O.K. | 4.0 |
| Tomte Buchstaben ueber der Stadt | 2.5 |
| Die Aerzte Le Frisur | 4.5 |
| Marcy Playground Leaving Wonderland... In a Fit of Rage | 3.0 |
| Raging Speedhorn Hard To Kill | 2.5 |
| It took them this long to make a record this short, uninspired and unmemorable? Doesn't bode well. |
| A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide | 3.0 |
| Corey Taylor CMFT | 1.5 |
| I suppose some of the tracks are well pooped, but generally this will just make you murderous with rage. |
| Andrew W.K. You're Not Alone | 2.5 |
| Coal Chamber Coal Chamber | 1.5 |
| The Decemberists Castaways and Cutouts | 3.5 |
| Blue Oyster Cult The Symbol Remains | 3.0 |
| Six Feet Under Nightmares of the Decomposed | 1.0 |
Sounds like a practical joke the rest of the band are playing on Chris Barnes, who is simply too
far gone to realize. |
| !T.O.O.H.! Democratic Solution | 1.5 |
| Is this the sound of psychosis? Because it's not good. |
| Satyricon Dark Medieval Times | 1.5 |
| Amateurish, overrated, scarcely listenable. Classic my ass. |
| SUMAC May You Be Held | 2.5 |
| Anaal Nathrakh Endarkenment | 3.0 |
| Deftones Ohms | 3.0 |
| The Decemberists 5 Songs | 3.0 |
| The Decemberists Picaresqueties | 2.5 |
| The Decemberists The Tain | 3.0 |
| Sufjan Stevens The Ascension | 1.5 |
| Stevens moves further away from Indie and has become soulless and criminally boring as a result. |
| Fleet Foxes Shore | 2.5 |
| Pink Floyd Animals | 3.5 |
| Clutch Blast Tyrant | 3.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 | 2.5 |
| Gojira The Way of All Flesh | 3.0 |
| The Veils Total Depravity | 3.0 |
| Sun Kil Moon Ghosts of the Great Highway | 4.0 |
| Raging Speedhorn How The Great Have Fallen | 3.5 |
| Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith | 3.5 |
| Teho Teardo and Blixa Bargeld Nerissimo | 3.0 |
| Teho Teardo and Blixa Bargeld Still Smiling | 3.5 |
| Nailbomb Point Blank | 3.0 |
| Mastodon Medium Rarities | 2.5 |
| Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles | 3.5 |
| The Magnetic Fields 69 Love Songs | 4.0 |
| Wishbone Ash Argus | 4.0 |
| The National Alligator | 4.0 |
| The National Boxer | 4.0 |
| Cytotoxin Nuklearth | 2.0 |
| The Chasm The Spell of Retribution | 3.5 |
| Be'lakor Vessels | 4.0 |
| Lucifer (DE) Lucifer III | 3.5 |
| Molested Divinity Unearthing The Void | 3.5 |
| This is quite the relentless gurglefest, but I keep coming back for more. |
| Scorpions Taken by Force | 3.0 |
| James Blake Overgrown | 1.5 |
| Cirith Ungol King of the Dead | 3.5 |
| Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing | 3.5 |
| Silversun Pickups Swoon | 4.0 |
| Haken Virus | 2.5 |
| Nile Black Seeds of Vengeance | 3.0 |
| Nile Amongst the Catacombs of Nephren-Ka | 3.0 |
| Nile What Should Not Be Unearthed | 3.0 |
| Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest | 3.0 |
| Nile At The Gate of Sethu | 3.0 |
| Nile Ithyphallic | 3.0 |
| Cigarettes After Sex Cigarettes After Sex | 3.0 |
| Revocation Chaos of Forms | 3.0 |
| Teitanblood The Baneful Choir | 2.5 |
| Static-X Wisconsin Death Trip | 3.0 |
| Fugazi The Argument | 4.0 |
| The Veils Nux Vomica | 4.0 |
| Mogwai Every Country's Sun | 2.5 |
| Khruangbin Mordechai | 2.0 |
| So We Won't Forget is great, the rest is mostly inexcusably bland and boring garbage. |
| Broken Social Scene You Forgot It in People | 1.5 |
| Machine Head Civil Unrest | 1.0 |
| Hail Spirit Noir Eden In Reverse | 3.5 |
| Lamb of God Lamb of God | 2.0 |
| Donny Benet The Don | 3.5 |
| Lantlos .neon | 2.0 |
| Tori Amos Little Earthquakes | 3.5 |
| Fiona Apple When the Pawn... | 3.5 |
| Behold... The Arctopus Hapeleptic Overtrove | 1.5 |
| Props for being very different, I guess, but this shit is pretty much unlistenable. |
| Gorillaz Demon Days | 1.5 |
| 16 Horsepower Sackcloth 'n' Ashes | 4.0 |
| The Avett Brothers Emotionalism | 3.5 |
| The Locust Plague Soundscapes | 2.0 |
| Ritual Howls Into The Water | 2.0 |
| Anathema Judgement | 3.5 |
| The Beach Boys Pet Sounds | 3.0 |
| The Band Music from Big Pink | 3.5 |
| Alcest Écailles De Lune | 3.5 |
| Donny Benet Mr. Experience | 3.5 |
| Iron Maiden Piece of Mind | 4.0 |
| Kamelot The Black Halo | 3.5 |
| Built to Spill Perfect from Now On | 2.5 |
| Odraza Rzeczom | 4.0 |
| Unsurprisingly, this fkn rips. Band needs more attention. |
| Esoctrilihum Eternity Of Shaog | 3.5 |
| Wintersleep Welcome To The Night Sky | 4.0 |
| American Football American Football | 2.0 |
| Therapy? A Brief Crack of Light | 2.0 |
| Deftones Diamond Eyes | 3.0 |
| Kraftwerk The Man-Machine | 3.5 |
| O'Brother Garden Window | 3.5 |
| The Decemberists Picaresque | 4.5 |
| The Decemberists The Crane Wife | 4.5 |
| King Crimson Discipline | 2.0 |
| King Crimson Red | 4.0 |
| Marvin Gaye What's Going On | 3.5 |
| Eagles Hotel California | 3.0 |
| Fleetwood Mac Rumours | 3.0 |
| Therapy? Shameless | 3.5 |
| The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico | 2.0 |
Why this is highly regarded is completely beyond me, it sounds like a pack of junkies that ran out
of heroin. |
| Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back | 2.0 |
| Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me | 3.5 |
| Danzig Danzig II: Lucifuge | 4.0 |
| Stevie Wonder Innervisions | 4.0 |
| Queen A Night at the Opera | 4.0 |
| Kate Bush Hounds of Love | 4.0 |
| The Smiths The Queen Is Dead | 5.0 |
| Peter Gabriel So | 3.5 |
| Chimaira The Impossibility of Reason | 3.0 |
| The Ocean Precambrian | 4.0 |
| Opeth Heritage | 3.5 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Verminous | 3.5 |
| Manic Street Preachers Futurology | 1.0 |
| Reminiscent of German Schlager Pop, this is extremely unappealing stylistically and just flat out unpleasant to listen to. |
| Opeth Orchid | 3.0 |
| Therapy? High Anxiety | 3.5 |
| Dool Summerland | 3.5 |
| Mushroomhead XX | 3.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) 8 | 1.5 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Make Yourself | 3.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) S.C.I.E.N.C.E. | 3.0 |
| Marilyn Manson Holy Wood | 2.5 |
| Talking Heads Remain in Light | 2.0 |
| Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler | 3.0 |
| Peter Gabriel Melt | 4.0 |
| Nick Drake Pink Moon | 3.0 |
| Manic Street Preachers This Is My Truth Tell Me Yours | 3.0 |
| Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son | 4.0 |
| Ennio Morricone The Good, the Bad and the Ugly | 4.0 |
| Morphine Cure for Pain | 5.0 |
| Judas Priest Painkiller | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Stained Class | 3.0 |
| Green Day Insomniac | 3.0 |
| Green Day Nimrod | 3.0 |
| Mew Frengers | 4.0 |
| Grandaddy The Sophtware Slump | 3.5 |
| The Decemberists The Hazards of Love | 4.0 |
| David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars | 3.0 |
| Yo La Tengo I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One | 3.0 |
| Therapy? Troublegum | 3.5 |
| Sufjan Stevens Illinois | 3.5 |
| SubRosa (US) More Constant Than The Gods | 3.0 |
| Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life | 4.0 |
| Spineshank The Height of Callousness | 3.0 |
| Surprisingly listenable for your standard angst-ridden Nu Metal affair. |
| Slugdge Born of Slime | 3.5 |
| Genesis Selling England by the Pound | 4.0 |
| Emptiness Not For Music | 2.5 |
| Elliott Smith Elliott Smith | 4.0 |
| Dark Forest (UK) Dawn of Infinity | 3.5 |
| Cormorant Diaspora | 4.0 |
| Chimaira Pass Out of Existence | 3.5 |
| Camel Mirage | 4.5 |
| Caina Gentle Illness | 3.0 |
| Arkhon Infaustus Passing the Nekromanteion | 3.0 |
| Igorrr Spirituality and Distortion | 3.0 |
| Brujeria Brujerizmo | 2.5 |
| Bjork Vespertine | 2.5 |
| Bjork Homogenic | 3.5 |
| Borknagar True North | 3.5 |
| Boris Boris At Last -Feedbacker- | 2.5 |
| Manic Street Preachers Everything Must Go | 4.0 |
| Vircolac The Cursed Travails of the Demeter | 3.0 |
| Torture Squad Hellbound | 3.0 |
| Tiamat Wildhoney | 3.5 |
| Spaceslug Reign Of The Orion | 3.5 |
| Spaceslug Lemanis | 3.0 |
| Slowdive Souvlaki | 3.0 |
| Slint Spiderland | 2.0 |
| They tease a great passage occasionally, but then just go straight back to building to climaxes that never arrive. Considering its acclaim, this is mind-numbingly boring. |
| Silver Jews American Water | 3.0 |
| Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse | 3.5 |
| Opeth Watershed | 4.0 |
| The Mars Volta Frances the Mute | 3.0 |
| Occasional bouts of brilliance almost make one forgive the band their constant excesses. Almost. |
| Keep of Kalessin Armada | 3.0 |
| Edge of Sanity Crimson | 3.5 |
| DJ Shadow Endtroducing..... | 4.0 |
| Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas | 3.0 |
| John Frusciante Niandra LaDes and Usually Just a T-Shirt | 1.5 |
| John Frusciante Curtains | 4.0 |
| Elliott Smith Either/Or | 5.0 |
| Rush Moving Pictures | 3.5 |
| John Frusciante To Record Only Water for Ten Days | 4.0 |
| John Frusciante Shadows Collide with People | 4.0 |
| Calm Hatchery Fading Reliefs | 3.0 |
| earthtone9 IV | 2.5 |
| They still have that knack for compelling choruses, but the record's attempts at pandering to the mainstream are simply unforgivable. |
| earthtone9 Lo-Def(inition) Discord | 3.5 |
| earthtone9 Off Kilter Enhancement | 3.5 |
| earthtone9 Arc'tan'gent | 4.0 |
| Trial (SWE) Vessel | 3.5 |
| The Offspring Americana | 4.0 |
| The Offspring Smash | 3.5 |
| Radiohead Kid A | 3.5 |
| Boards of Canada Geogaddi | 2.0 |
| PJ Harvey To Bring You My Love | 3.5 |
| Burzum Thulêan Mysteries | 2.5 |
| Jeff Buckley Grace | 4.0 |
| John Frusciante The Empyrean | 3.5 |
| Raging Speedhorn Lost Ritual | 3.5 |
| Electric Wizard Come My Fanatics... | 3.5 |
| Bongripper Satan Worshipping Doom | 4.0 |
| The last track is a bit of a disappointment, but what comes before is unreal heavy and delicious. |
| Ascension Under Ether | 4.0 |
| Post Rock influences coupled with the whole Orthodox Black Metal thing. Thoroughly gripping and occasionally surprisingly catchy. |
| Cult Of Fire Moksha | 3.5 |
| Bloodhound Gang Hard-Off | 2.0 |
| Bloodhound Gang Hefty Fine | 3.5 |
| Bloodhound Gang One Fierce Beer Coaster | 3.5 |
| Bloodhound Gang Hooray For Boobies | 4.0 |
| Blue Oyster Cult Fire of Unknown Origin | 3.5 |
| Blue Oyster Cult Secret Treaties | 3.5 |
| Deep Purple Burn | 4.0 |
| Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock | 3.5 |
| Fredrik Thordendal's Special Defects Sol Niger Within | 3.5 |
| Haapoja Haapoja | 4.0 |
| Devil Master Satan Spits On Children Of Light | 3.5 |
| Uriah Heep Demons and Wizards | 3.5 |
| Deep Purple Machine Head | 4.5 |
| Bohren und der Club of Gore Piano Nights | 3.0 |
| Bohren und der Club of Gore Patchouli Blue | 3.0 |
| The Body I have fought against it, But I can’t any longer | 2.5 |
| The Body No One Deserves Happiness | 3.0 |
| Kriegsmaschine Enemy of Man | 2.5 |
| The drumming shines, but the songs are overlong and build to mostly not much at all. |
| Sightless Pit Grave of a Dog | 2.0 |
| Some pretty vocal stylings from Ms. Hayter here and there, but other than that this record is a whole lot of almost nothing. |
| The Ruins of Beverast Blood Vaults - The Blazing Gospels of Heinrich... | 3.0 |
| Sigur Ros Takk... | 2.0 |
| Mogwai Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will | 3.0 |
| Mogwai Young Team | 3.5 |
| Mogwai Come On Die Young | 3.5 |
| Mogwai Rock Action | 3.5 |
| Baroness Red Album | 3.0 |
| ISIS Celestial | 3.5 |
| Burst Prey on Life | 3.0 |
| Burst Origo | 3.0 |
| Burst Lazarus Bird | 3.5 |
| Morbus Chron Sweven | 3.5 |
| Inquisition Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Mystical... | 3.0 |
| Deathspell Omega The Synarchy of Molten Bones | 2.5 |
| Deathspell Omega The Furnaces of Palingenesia | 2.5 |
| Portal Vexovoid | 2.0 |
| A bunch of directionless warbling. This void vexes me. |
| Skinless From Sacrifice To Survival | 2.5 |
| Disentomb The Decaying Light | 3.5 |
| Vile New Age of Chaos | 2.5 |
| Immolation Here in After | 2.5 |
| Immolation Close to a World Below | 2.5 |
| Behold... The Arctopus Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning EP | 2.5 |
| Xibalba Tierra y Libertad | 2.5 |
| Ghost (SWE) Meliora | 3.0 |
| Ghost (SWE) Infestissumam | 3.0 |
| Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous | 3.0 |
| Machine Head Catharsis | 1.0 |
| Psychotic Waltz The God-Shaped Void | 3.5 |
| Dope Felons And Revolutionaries | 3.0 |
| Machine Head Supercharger | 1.5 |
| Machine Head The Burning Red | 1.5 |
| Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in the Dilapidation Wallow | 2.0 |
| Green Day Father of All Motherfuckers | 1.5 |
| Svart Crown Wolves Among The Ashes | 3.0 |
| Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell | 4.5 |
| The Cure Disintegration | 3.5 |
| Suffering Hour Dwell | 4.0 |
| Incredibly impressive and - dare I say - innovative guitar work to be found here. |
| Manic Street Preachers The Holy Bible | 4.0 |
| Garganjua Toward the Sun | 3.0 |
| Nero di Marte Immoto | 3.0 |
| Thy Catafalque Naiv | 3.5 |
| Mark Morton Ether | 1.0 |
| This is unbelievably terrible, literally couldn’t stop laughing. |
| The Beatles Help! | 4.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Clarity | 2.5 |
| Tortoise Millions Now Living Will Never Die | 3.5 |
| Converge Jane Doe | 2.5 |
| The Red Chord Fed Through the Teeth Machine | 4.0 |
| Apocalyptica Plays Metallica by Four Cellos | 3.5 |
| alt-J An Awesome Wave | 3.0 |
| Knorkator Widerstand ist zwecklos | 3.5 |
| ISIS In the Absence of Truth | 4.0 |
| Death Breath Stinking Up The Night | 3.5 |
| Capharnaum Fractured | 4.0 |
| Crotchduster Big Fat Box of Shit | 4.5 |
| Finding this as hilarious as I do probably makes me a total pig, but at least the music is brilliant as well. |
| Alice Cooper Billion Dollar Babies | 3.0 |
| Demolition Hammer Time Bomb | 1.5 |
| Demolition Hammer Tortured Existence | 3.0 |
| Sodom Persecution Mania | 3.5 |
| Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good! | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? | 3.0 |
| Megadeth Dystopia | 2.0 |
| Metallica Garage Inc. | 3.0 |
| Metallica Kill 'Em All | 3.0 |
| Metallica Death Magnetic | 2.0 |
| Nails Abandon All Life | 3.0 |
| Carcass Heartwork | 2.5 |
| Spawn of Possession Incurso | 3.0 |
| There's riffs for about ten albums here and it's frankly all just a bit too much. |
| Augury Concealed | 2.5 |
| The War On Drugs Lost in the Dream | 3.5 |
| Agalloch The Mantle | 2.5 |
| Judas Priest Firepower | 4.0 |
| Simon and Garfunkel Bridge Over Troubled Water | 3.5 |
| The Shins Oh, Inverted World | 3.5 |
| Portishead Dummy | 3.5 |
| The Knife Silent Shout | 3.0 |
| Johnny Cash American IV: The Man Comes Around | 3.5 |
| Jethro Tull Aqualung | 4.0 |
| Fleet Foxes Crack-Up | 3.0 |
| Duster Stratosphere | 3.5 |
| Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun | 3.0 |
| Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young Deja Vu | 3.5 |
| The Beatles Yellow Submarine | 2.5 |
| The Beatles Please Please Me | 3.0 |
| The Beatles Rubber Soul | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Revolver | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour | 4.5 |
| The Beatles The Beatles | 3.5 |
| The Beatles Abbey Road | 5.0 |
| Big Thief U.F.O.F. | 3.0 |
| Cattle Decapitation Death Atlas | 2.0 |
| No good riffs, annoying vocals, largely unsuccessful songs. |
| Deafheaven Sunbather | 2.0 |
| If this record has taught us anything it’s that Indie Rock and Black Metal don’t go together. Beyond overrated. |
| Blood Incantation Hidden History of the Human Race | 3.5 |
| System of a Down Hypnotize | 3.0 |
| System of a Down Mezmerize | 3.0 |
| Die Apokalyptischen Reiter Have A Nice Trip | 3.5 |
| Die Apokalyptischen Reiter All you need is Love | 4.0 |
| Lurid Panacea The Insidious Poisons | 4.0 |
| Liturgy The Ark Work | 3.0 |
| Liturgy H.A.Q.Q. | 3.0 |
| Nasum Inhale/Exhale | 4.0 |
| Rotten Sound Exit | 3.5 |
| Absu Absu | 3.5 |
| Nile Vile Nilotic Rites | 3.0 |
| Mayhem Daemon | 3.0 |
| Cannabis Corpse Nug So Vile | 3.5 |
| Caina Setter of Unseen Snares | 3.0 |
| Absu Abzu | 3.5 |
| Alcest Spiritual Instinct | 3.5 |
| The Darkness Permission to Land | 3.5 |
| Valborg Zentrum | 3.5 |
| Cult of Luna A Dawn to Fear | 4.0 |
| Crypt Sermon The Ruins of Fading Light | 4.0 |
| Monolord No Comfort | 3.5 |
| Sleep Terror Abreaction | 3.5 |
| Sleep Terror El Insomne | 3.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding | 3.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Kill | 3.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed | 3.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague | 3.5 |
| Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst | 4.0 |
| Fear Factory Demanufacture | 3.5 |
| Mizmor Cairn | 3.5 |
| Mgla Age of Excuse | 2.0 |
| In terms of material, it's pretty much a rehash of previous efforts, except this time it's not catchy and goes nowhere. |
| Death Breath Let It Stink | 3.5 |
| Krallice Krallice | 3.5 |
| Raging Speedhorn We Will Be Dead Tomorrow | 3.5 |
| Raging Speedhorn Raging Speedhorn | 3.5 |
| King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Infest the Rats' Nest | 4.0 |
| Russian Circles Blood Year | 4.0 |
| Vltimas Something Wicked Marches In | 3.5 |
| Abigor Leytmotif Luzifer | 3.0 |
| Thy Art Is Murder Human Target | 1.0 |
| This band is complete garbage, but that cover is unreal sick! |
| Deathspell Omega Si Monvmentvm Reqvires Circvmspice | 4.0 |
| Misthyrming Algleymi | 2.5 |
| Imperial Triumphant Vile Luxury | 3.5 |
| Abbath Outstrider | 2.0 |
| Wormed Metaportal | 3.5 |
| Slough Feg New Organon | 1.5 |
| The material is either rehashed, boring or both and the production values have deteriorated into amateurish territory. This band has gone downhill fast. |
| Baroness Gold and Grey | 3.5 |
| Darkthrone Old Star | 3.0 |
| Nordjevel Necrogenesis | 3.0 |
| Rammstein Untitled | 3.5 |
| Grand Magus Wolf God | 3.0 |
| Weezer The Black Album | 1.5 |
| In Flames Subterranean | 3.0 |
| Diskord Dystopics | 3.0 |
| Alchemist Austral Alien | 3.0 |
| Totten Korps Supreme Commanders of Darkness | 3.5 |
| Triptykon Melana Chasmata | 3.5 |
| Rivers of Nihil Where Owls Know My Name | 2.0 |
| Blood Incantation Starspawn | 3.0 |
| Infernal Coil Within a World Forgotten | 3.0 |
| Brutus (NL) Slachtbeest | 3.0 |
| Brutus (NL) Murwgebeukt | 3.5 |
| Disentomb Misery | 3.5 |
| Satan Life Sentence | 3.5 |
| Satan Cruel Magic | 3.5 |
| Brocas Helm Defender of the Crown | 2.5 |
| Thorns Thorns | 3.5 |
| Weezer Maladroit | 3.0 |
| Malignancy Inhuman Grotesqueries | 2.5 |
| Ophiolatry Transmutation | 2.0 |
| Putridity Degenerating Anthropophagical Euphoria | 1.5 |
| Schammasch Triangle | 2.5 |
| Unmerciful Unmercifully Beaten | 3.0 |
| Sarpanitum Blessed Be My Brothers | 3.0 |
| Grizzly Bear Veckatimest | 3.0 |
| Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals | 3.0 |
| Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar | 3.5 |
| Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique | 4.0 |
| Beastie Boys Hello Nasty | 3.0 |
| Odious Mortem Cryptic Implosion | 2.0 |
| Space Anus is the most memorable thing about this incoherent mess. |
| Neuraxis Trilateral Progression | 2.5 |
| Illogicist The Insight Eye | 2.5 |
| Impaled Mondo Medicale | 3.5 |
| The Prodigy The Fat of the Land | 4.0 |
| The Prodigy Music for the Jilted Generation | 4.0 |
| Propellerheads Decksandrumsandrockandroll | 3.5 |
| Massive Attack Mezzanine | 4.0 |
| The Sword Gods of the Earth | 2.5 |
| Sickening Horror When Landscapes Bled Backwards | 3.0 |
| Domination Through Impurity Essence of Brutality | 2.5 |
| Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris | 2.5 |
| Has quite a few awesome passages, but it?s too quirky for its own good and terribly inconsistent. |
| Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze | 2.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Villains | 2.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age | 4.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Rated R | 4.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf | 5.0 |
| Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork | 3.5 |
| Them Crooked Vultures Them Crooked Vultures | 3.0 |
| Vanum Ageless Fire | 2.5 |
| Theory In Practice Colonizing The Sun | 3.5 |
| AC/DC Highway To Hell | 3.0 |
| Green Day Warning | 3.5 |
| Green Day Dookie | 4.0 |
| Sonne Adam Transformation | 3.0 |
| Anhedonist Netherwards | 3.0 |
| Dawn of Azazel The Tides of Damocles | 2.5 |
| Encenathrakh Promo 2019 | 3.0 |
| Encenathrakh Encenathrakh | 3.0 |
| Jack Slater Metzgore | 3.0 |
| Invocator Weave The Apocalypse | 3.0 |
| Spawn of Possession Noctambulant | 4.0 |
| Arsebreed Munching the Rotten | 2.5 |
| Portal ION | 2.5 |
| Seance Fornever Laid to Rest | 3.5 |
| Lana Del Rey Ultraviolence | 2.0 |
| Tool Ænima | 3.5 |
| Pearl Jam Yield | 3.5 |
| Pearl Jam No Code | 4.0 |
| Pearl Jam Vitalogy | 3.5 |
| Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine | 4.5 |
| Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire | 3.5 |
| The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | 5.0 |
| Sleep Terror Probing Tranquillity | 3.0 |
| King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King | 4.5 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 4.0 |
| Love Forever Changes | 4.0 |
| Metallica Hardwired...To Self-Destruct | 1.5 |
| Overlong Dad Metal that's being recycled for the umpteenth time. Bland, irrelevant, unnecessary. |
| Acid Bath Paegan Terrorism Tactics | 5.0 |
| Acid Bath When the Kite String Pops | 4.5 |
| !T.O.O.H.! Order and Punishment | 3.5 |
| Quite literally deranged Czech Death/Grind with some progressive elements and superior musicianship. |
| Kronos The Hellenic Terror | 3.0 |
| Lucifer (DE) Lucifer II | 3.5 |
| What Nicke Anderson touches pretty much becomes gold and so does this female-fronted Doom Rock project. |
| Witchcraft Witchcraft | 3.0 |
| Weezer Pinkerton | 2.0 |
| Weezer The Green Album | 4.0 |
| Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End | 3.0 |
| Weezer The White Album | 3.5 |
| Weezer Pacific Daydream | 1.0 |
| A nightmarish abomination of sugary, EDM-laced Pop Music tripe. |
| Weezer The Teal Album | 2.5 |
| Those are some decent enough covers alright, but it remains unclear why anyone needed this record. |
| Valborg Endstrand | 3.0 |
| Valborg Romantik | 3.5 |
| Sulaco The Prize | 3.0 |
| Excellent and creative musicianship, unfortunately the songs never really go anywhere. |
| Succumb Succumb | 2.5 |
| Solid Death Metal ruined by some truly stupid vocals. |
| Squalus The Great Fish | 3.5 |
| Skunk Anansie Stoosh | 3.5 |
| Skunk Anansie Paranoid And Sunburnt | 3.5 |
| Silverchair Freak Show | 3.5 |
| Silverchair Frogstomp | 3.0 |
| Realmbuilder Fortifications of the Pale Architect | 3.5 |
| Realmbuilder Summon the Stone Throwers | 3.5 |
| Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool | 4.5 |
| Coroner Mental Vortex | 3.0 |
| Power Trip Nightmare Logic | 3.0 |
| Pharaoh Bury the Light | 4.0 |
| Pharaoh Be Gone | 4.0 |
| Nirvana Nevermind | 3.5 |
| Motorhead Iron Fist | 3.5 |
| Sleep Dopesmoker | 3.0 |
| Monolord Vænir | 3.5 |
| Martyr Warp Zone | 3.0 |
| Martyr Feeding the Abscess | 3.5 |
| Marcy Playground MP3 | 3.5 |
| Marcy Playground Shapeshifter | 4.5 |
| Marcy Playground Marcy Playground | 5.0 |
| Lost Soul Immerse in Infinity | 4.0 |
| Polish Death Metal that is marred by one irritating track and an overly clinical drum production. That aside, it's occasionally mind-blowing material, superior both in execution and conception. |
| Immortal At the Heart of Winter | 4.0 |
| Lento Anxiety Despair Languish | 3.5 |
| Knorkator High Mud Leader | 2.0 |
| Knorkator Ich Bin Der Boss | 2.5 |
| Knorkator We Want Mohr | 3.0 |
| Knorkator Es werde Nicht | 3.0 |
| Knorkator Das nächste Album aller Zeiten | 4.0 |
| Knorkator Ich Hasse Musik | 3.5 |
| Knorkator Tribute to uns selbst | 3.5 |
| Knorkator Hasenchartbreaker | 3.5 |
| Knorkator The Schlechtst of Knorkator | 4.5 |
| Kante Zombi | 4.0 |
| Kante Zweilicht | 3.5 |
| Kadavar (DE) Rough Times | 2.0 |
| Has two bangers on it and the rest is so fucking dull you can't help but wonder where those two other tracks even came from. |
| Igorrr Savage Sinusoid | 3.0 |
| The Hellacopters Rock And Roll Is Dead | 2.0 |
| Well, there’s one great song on this record, so it ain’t all bad. |
| The Hellacopters By the Grace of God | 4.5 |
| The Hellacopters High Visibility | 4.5 |
| Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast | 4.0 |
| Visigoth Conqueror's Oath | 3.0 |
| Visigoth The Revenant King | 4.0 |
| Grand Magus Monument | 4.0 |
| Grand Magus Wolf's Return | 4.0 |
| Grand Magus Iron Will | 4.5 |
| Grand Magus Hammer of the North | 4.0 |
| Grand Magus Sword Songs | 3.0 |
| Grand Magus Triumph and Power | 3.5 |
| Grand Magus The Hunt | 3.0 |
| Grand Magus Grand Magus | 3.5 |
| Giant Squid Minoans | 4.0 |
| Giant Squid The Ichthyologist | 4.0 |
| Dool Here Now, There Then | 4.0 |
| Disincarnate Dreams of the Carrion Kind | 3.5 |
| The Devil's Blood The Thousandfold Epicentre | 4.0 |
| The Devil's Blood The Time Of No Time Evermore | 4.5 |
| Cult of Luna Somewhere Along the Highway | 3.0 |
| Cannabis Corpse Left Hand Pass | 3.0 |
| Cannabis Corpse From Wisdom to Baked | 2.5 |
| Cannabis Corpse Beneath Grow Lights Thou Shalt Rise | 3.5 |
| Cannabis Corpse Tube of the Resinated | 3.5 |
| Bolzer Hero | 2.0 |
| A mixed bag containing individual tracks and moments that could be described as good and interesting, but it's all dragged down by meandering non-riffs and boredom. The lyrics teeter the same edge of kind of good and annoyingly stupid: Pillars of oak fuck the hymen of Ego, OK buddy. |
| Bolzer Soma | 2.0 |
| Already a massive step down from Aura, this stuff is just flat out boring. |
| Bolzer Aura | 3.5 |
| I'm not sure the hype over this was entirely justified in hindsight, but I guess we were all a bit Entranced by the Wolfshook... |
| Avslut Deceptis | 3.0 |
| Avslut Vanskapt | 3.0 |
| The title track showcases how evil that Super Mario soundtrack really is. |
| Lvcifyre The Calling Depths | 3.5 |
| Suffering Hour In Passing Ascension | 4.0 |
| Some mind-bending guitar work of the noisy and dissonant variety is the main selling point of this record. A very impressive outing for such a young band. |
| Serpent Column Ornuthi Thalassa | 3.5 |
| SUMAC Love In Shadow | 3.0 |
| SUMAC The Deal | 4.0 |
| Skeletonwitch Beyond the Permafrost | 3.5 |
| Pallbearer Fear and Fury | 2.0 |
| Pallbearer Heartless | 3.0 |
| Pallbearer Foundations of Burden | 4.0 |
| Fleet Foxes Helplessness Blues | 5.0 |
| Execration (NOR) Return to the Void | 3.0 |
| One of the best production jobs you're likely to hear in all of extreme Metal and also featuring potentially the sickest cover art ever, it's a shame the spark is missing from the material, save for some moments, like the opening track. |
| Execration (NOR) Morbid Dimensions | 2.5 |
| This should be a great record considering the production values and talent involved, but none of the overlong songs really work or go anywhere. |
| Execration (NOR) Odes Of The Occult | 4.0 |
| Grey Heaven Fall Black Wisdom | 3.5 |
| Emptiness Nothing but the Whole | 4.0 |
| One of the most original, introspective and beautiful records to appear in the vicinity of Black and Death Metal in quite a while. |
| Brodequin Festival of Death | 3.5 |
| Brodequin squeeze about as much atmosphere and flair as possible out of their punishing and monotonous style and transport you right into a medieval torture chamber. |
| Adversarial All Idols Fall Before the Hammer | 3.5 |
| If you're a lover of the ping, this is for you. You'll also find some amazing riffs (if you can hear them). |
| Wintersun Time I | 2.0 |
| An overlong cheesy mess that absolutely wasn't worth the wait. |
| Wintersun Wintersun | 4.0 |
| Sacramentum Far Away from the Sun | 3.0 |
| Nasum Helvete | 4.0 |
| Nasum Human 2.0 | 4.0 |
| Misthyrming Söngvar elds og óreiðu | 4.0 |
| Intestine Baalism An Anatomy of the Beast | 3.5 |
| Intestine Baalism Banquet in the Darkness | 4.0 |
| Totenmond Väterchen Frost | 3.5 |
| Totenmond Der letzte Mond vor dem Beil | 3.0 |
| Totenmond Thronräuber | 3.5 |
| Totenmond TonbergUrtod | 4.0 |
| Totenmond Unter Knochen | 2.0 |
| Totenmond Reich in Rost | 4.0 |
| Totenmond Fleischwald | 3.5 |
| Totenmond Lichtbringer | 4.0 |
| Dead Congregation Promulgation of the Fall | 3.0 |
| It's mostly more of the same, but quite the disappointment, simply for paling considerably when compared to its predecessor. |
| Dead Congregation Graves of the Archangels | 4.0 |
| Shits all over anything Incantation have ever done: Pitch black darkness, furious rhythm section, twisted riffs and one of the most epic closing tracks you're likely to find on any Death Metal record. Even the lyrics are good. |
| Chapel of Disease ...And as We Have Seen the Storm | 3.0 |
| This is mostly a pretty great record with some accomplished guitar work, but there's a tad too many Dad Rock moments. |
| Bongzilla Gateway | 3.0 |
| Hovering just above boring, it's a reasonably enjoyable listen for Stoner fans. |
| The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium | 4.0 |
| At the Drive-In Relationship of Command | 3.5 |
| Incantation Onward to Golgotha | 2.5 |
| Manilla Road Crystal Logic | 3.5 |
| Diamond Head Lightning to the Nations | 4.0 |
| Angel Witch Angel Witch | 3.5 |
| Iron Maiden Powerslave | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden Killers | 3.5 |
| Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time | 4.0 |
| Slough Feg Twilight of the Idols | 3.0 |
| Slough Feg Digital Resistance | 3.0 |
| Slough Feg The Animal Spirits | 4.0 |
| Slough Feg Ape Uprising | 3.5 |
| Slough Feg Hardworlder | 3.5 |
| Slough Feg Atavism | 4.0 |
| Slough Feg Traveller | 5.0 |
| Slough Feg Down Among the Deadmen | 4.0 |
| Vektor Terminal Redux | 4.0 |
| Vektor Outer Isolation | 3.5 |
| Vektor Black Future | 3.5 |
| Electric Wizard Dopethrone | 4.0 |
| YOB The Illusion Of Motion | 4.0 |
| YOB The Unreal Never Lived | 4.0 |
| YOB The Great Cessation | 4.0 |
| YOB Atma | 2.5 |
| YOB Clearing The Path To Ascend | 4.0 |
| YOB Our Raw Heart | 3.0 |
| Ahab The Call of the Wretched Sea | 3.0 |
| Anata The Conductor's Departure | 4.0 |
| Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription | 3.5 |
| Blotted Science The Machinations of Dementia | 3.0 |
| Bolt Thrower Realm of Chaos | 1.0 |
| Has no right to be held in high regard. Completely primitive riffage, sloppily executed. |
| Bolt Thrower Those Once Loyal | 3.0 |
| Craft Void | 3.0 |
| Craft Fuck the Universe | 3.0 |
| Daughters You Won't Get What You Want | 1.5 |
| Deicide Insineratehymn | 3.0 |
| Deicide Deicide | 3.0 |
| Deicide Legion | 3.0 |
| Disillusion Back to Times of Splendor | 4.5 |
| Esoteric The Maniacal Vale | 3.5 |
| Savatage Hall of the Mountain King | 4.0 |
| Fates Warning The Spectre Within | 3.5 |
| Fates Warning Awaken the Guardian | 3.5 |
| Hail of Bullets III: The Rommel Chronicles | 3.0 |
| Hail of Bullets ...Of Frost and War | 4.5 |
| Hail of Bullets On Divine Winds | 3.5 |
| Hail Spirit Noir Mayhem In Blue | 3.5 |
| Hail Spirit Noir Oi Magoi | 4.5 |
| Hail Spirit Noir Pneuma | 4.5 |
| Jesu Jesu | 3.0 |
| Revocation Existence Is Futile | 3.0 |
| Revocation Empire of the Obscene | 3.0 |
| Arsis A Celebration of Guilt | 3.5 |
| Kataklysm Shadows and Dust | 3.5 |
| Kataklysm Serenity in Fire | 2.0 |
| Khemmis Desolation | 3.5 |
| Khemmis Hunted | 3.5 |
| Vio-Lence Eternal Nightmare | 3.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute | 3.0 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication | 4.0 |
| Faith No More Angel Dust | 3.5 |
| Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime | 5.0 |
| Faith No More Sol Invictus | 3.5 |
| Therapy? Infernal Love | 4.0 |
| Therapy? Semi-Detached | 4.0 |
| Therapy? Cleave | 3.0 |
| It's good to know that Therapy? still have a nice tune in them here and there. |
| Helmet Strap It On | 4.0 |
| Helmet Aftertaste | 4.0 |
| Helmet Betty | 5.0 |
| Helmet Meantime | 5.0 |
| Prong Beg to Differ | 3.5 |
| Fear Factory Obsolete | 2.5 |
| Fear Factory Digimortal | 2.0 |
| Machine Head The More Things Change... | 2.0 |
| Machine Head Burn My Eyes | 2.5 |
| Lamb of God Sacrament | 2.0 |
| Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake | 4.5 |
| Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn | 4.0 |
| Leviathan The Tenth Sub Level of Suicide | 3.5 |
| Lykathea Aflame Elvenefris | 2.5 |
| Origin Antithesis | 2.5 |
| Origin Echoes of Decimation | 3.5 |
| Origin Informis Infinitas Inhumanitas | 3.5 |
| Origin Origin | 3.5 |
| Orphaned Land Mabool (The Story of the Three Sons...) | 5.0 |
| Psychotic Waltz Mosquito | 3.5 |
| Psychotic Waltz Bleeding | 3.5 |
| Rammstein Reise, Reise | 3.5 |
| Rammstein Mutter | 3.5 |
| Rammstein Herzeleid | 3.5 |
| Russian Circles Guidance | 4.0 |
| Russian Circles Memorial | 4.0 |
| Russian Circles Empros | 4.0 |
| Russian Circles Geneva | 4.0 |
| Russian Circles Station | 4.0 |
| Russian Circles Enter | 4.0 |
| Thantifaxath Sacred White Noise | 3.0 |
| The Haunted Made Me Do It | 3.5 |
| The Haunted One Kill Wonder | 3.0 |
| Mogwai Happy Songs for Happy People | 4.5 |
| Mogwai Mr. Beast | 3.5 |
| Mogwai The Hawk Is Howling | 3.0 |
| Darkane The Sinister Supremacy | 3.5 |
| Darkane Demonic Art | 3.5 |
| Darkane Layers of Lies | 3.5 |
| Darkane Expanding Senses | 4.5 |
| Darkane Insanity | 4.0 |
| Darkane Rusted Angel | 3.5 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene | 3.5 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity | 3.5 |
| Hammers Of Misfortune Fields / Church Of Broken Glass | 5.0 |
| Hammers Of Misfortune Dead Revolution | 3.5 |
| Hammers Of Misfortune 17th Street | 3.5 |
| Hammers Of Misfortune The Locust Years | 4.0 |
| Hammers Of Misfortune The August Engine | 4.5 |
| Hammers Of Misfortune The Bastard | 4.5 |
| Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side | 4.0 |
| Amon Amarth Fate of Norns | 3.0 |
| Amon Amarth Versus the World | 3.5 |
| Disgorge Consume the Forsaken | 2.0 |
| Occasionally impressive riff salad devoid of redeeming qualities such as atmosphere, structure or songwriting. |
| Severed Savior Servile Insurrection | 3.0 |
| Unfathomable Ruination Misshapen Congenital Entropy | 3.0 |
| Internal Suffering Cyclonic Void of Power | 2.0 |
| Wormed Planisphaerium | 3.5 |
| Wormed Exodromos | 3.5 |
| Wormed Krighsu | 3.5 |
| Cryptopsy Once Was Not | 2.0 |
| Cryptopsy The Unspoken King | 1.0 |
| If the attempt of trying to pander to a mainstream audience wasn't unforgiveable enough, then it's the horrendously awful music contained in this recording. |
| Cryptopsy And Then You'll Beg | 2.5 |
| Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy | 3.0 |
| Cryptopsy None So Vile | 5.0 |
| Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh | 4.5 |
| Defeated Sanity Prelude to the Tragedy | 3.0 |
| Defeated Sanity Disposal Of The Dead // Dharmata | 3.0 |
| Defeated Sanity Passages Into Deformity | 3.5 |
| Defeated Sanity Chapters of Repugnance | 3.5 |
| Defeated Sanity Psalms of the Moribund | 4.0 |
| Satisfying connoisseurs of nastiness and intricacy alike, this album represents the pinnacle of Brutal Death Metal. |
| Devourment Butcher The Weak | 1.0 |
| Vader Litany | 3.5 |
| Vader Revelations | 3.0 |
| Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus | 1.0 |
| A crime against music by one of Metal's most overrated bands. |
| Morbid Angel Altars of Madness | 2.5 |
| Dim Mak The Emergence of Reptilian Altars | 4.0 |
| Dim Mak Knives of Ice | 4.5 |
| Hate Eternal Upon Desolate Sands | 3.0 |
| Decapitated Winds of Creation | 3.5 |
| Decapitated Nihility | 3.5 |
| Decapitated Organic Hallucinosis | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park Hybrid Theory | 3.5 |
| Korn Issues | 3.0 |
| Korn Korn | 3.0 |
| Slipknot Iowa | 2.0 |
| Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat. | 3.0 |
| Slipknot Slipknot | 3.0 |
| Mudvayne L.D. 50 | 3.5 |
| Deftones Deftones | 1.5 |
| This album has Chino wailing about a lot after ten bong hits, but it doesn't have any good songs. |
| Deftones White Pony | 4.5 |
| Deftones Around the Fur | 3.0 |
| Deftones Adrenaline | 3.0 |
| Commit Suicide Synthetics | 3.5 |
| Ulcerate Of Fracture and Failure | 2.5 |
| Teitanblood Death | 3.0 |
| Diocletian Gesundrian | 3.0 |
| Howls of Ebb Cursus Impasse: The Pendlomic Vows | 3.0 |
| High on Fire Snakes for the Divine | 2.5 |
| High on Fire Electric Messiah | 2.5 |
| Kvelertak Nattesferd | 3.5 |
| Dissection Reinkaos | 3.0 |
| Dissection The Somberlain | 3.5 |
| Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane | 4.0 |
| Batushka Litourgiya | 3.5 |
| Mgla Exercises in Futility | 3.5 |
| Mgla With Hearts Toward None | 4.0 |
| Decrepit Birth Diminishing Between Worlds | 2.5 |
| Decrepit Birth ...And Time Begins | 2.5 |
| Psycroptic Symbols of Failure | 3.5 |
| Psycroptic The Scepter of the Ancients | 4.5 |
| Psycroptic The Isle of Disenchantment | 2.5 |
| Gorod Leading Vision | 3.5 |
| Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction | 4.0 |
| Necrophagist Epitaph | 4.0 |
| Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas | 3.5 |
| Darkthrone Arctic Thunder | 3.0 |
| Taake Noregs Vaapen | 4.0 |
| Peste Noire Peste Noire - Split - Peste Noire | 2.0 |
| Peste Noire La Chaise-Dyable | 3.5 |
| Peste Noire L'Ordure a l'etat Pur | 3.5 |
| Peste Noire La Sanie des Siècles | 4.0 |
| Deeds of Flesh Of What's to Come | 3.0 |
| Deeds of Flesh Portals to Canaan | 3.0 |
| Deeds of Flesh Crown of Souls | 3.0 |
| Suffocation Despise the Sun | 3.0 |
| Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten | 4.0 |
| Suffocation Breeding the Spawn | 3.5 |
| Suffocation Pierced from Within | 4.0 |
| Suffocation Suffocation | 2.5 |
| Demigod Slumber of Sullen Eyes | 4.0 |
| Demilich Nespithe | 2.5 |
| Artificial Brain Labyrinth Constellation | 3.0 |
| Artificial Brain Infrared Horizon | 3.0 |
| Gorguts Pleiades' Dust | 3.0 |
| Gorguts Colored Sands | 3.5 |
| Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate | 3.5 |
| Gorguts Obscura | 3.5 |
| Gorguts The Erosion of Sanity | 4.0 |
| Gorguts Considered Dead | 4.0 |
| Pestilence Resurrection Macabre | 2.0 |
| Pestilence Spheres | 2.5 |
| Pestilence Testimony of the Ancients | 3.5 |
| Pestilence Consuming Impulse | 4.0 |
| Sigh In Somniphobia | 4.0 |
| Sigh Imaginary Sonicscape | 4.5 |
| Soen Tellurian | 3.5 |
| Anthrax Persistence of Time | 3.5 |
| Exodus Bonded by Blood | 3.0 |
| Exodus Tempo of the Damned | 3.5 |
| Exodus The Atrocity Exhibition: Exhibit A | 3.0 |
| Dark Angel Darkness Descends | 1.5 |
This album is considered a classic why? All they're doing is trying to play really fast and
they're not even good at that. Needless to say all the songs are unmemorable wank. |
| Demolition Hammer Epidemic of Violence | 4.0 |
| Death Individual Thought Patterns | 2.5 |
| Death Symbolic | 4.5 |
| Death Human | 3.5 |
| Solstice (USA-FL) Solstice | 4.0 |
| Spectral Lore Gnosis | 3.5 |
| Spectral Lore Sentinel | 3.5 |
| Svart Crown Profane | 3.0 |
| Castevet Mounds of Ash | 3.5 |
| Tombs Savage Gold | 3.0 |
| Tombs The Grand Annihilation | 2.0 |
| Entombed Left Hand Path | 3.5 |
| Black Breath Sentenced To Life | 4.0 |
| Trap Them Darker Handcraft | 4.0 |
| Tribulation The Children of the Night | 3.5 |
| Tribulation The Formulas of Death | 3.5 |
| Zyklon Aeon | 3.0 |
| Rainbow Rising | 3.5 |
| Rainbow Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow | 3.5 |
| Dio Holy Diver | 4.0 |
| Pig Destroyer Terrifyer | 3.0 |
| Pig Destroyer Head Cage | 1.0 |
| Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard | 4.0 |
| The Red Chord Prey for Eyes | 3.5 |
| The Red Chord Clients | 3.5 |
| The Red Chord Fused Together in Revolving Doors | 3.5 |
| Cephalic Carnage Lucid Interval | 3.5 |
| Cephalic Carnage Anomalies | 3.5 |
| Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Master of Reality | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Paranoid | 4.0 |
| Soundgarden Down on the Upside | 4.5 |
| Soundgarden King Animal | 3.0 |
| Considering it's a comeback album this is quite solid, but it doesn't really recapture their old magic. |
| Soundgarden Superunknown | 5.0 |
| The quintessential and best Seattle Grunge album. But it's so much more than that. |
| Radiohead In Rainbows | 5.0 |
| Radiohead The Bends | 4.0 |
| Radiohead OK Computer | 5.0 |
| Misery Index The Killing Gods | 3.5 |
| Misery Index Traitors | 3.5 |
| Misery Index Retaliate | 3.5 |
| Slayer Reign in Blood | 4.0 |
| Sodom Better Off Dead | 3.0 |
| Sodom Agent Orange | 4.0 |
| Pantera Vulgar Display of Power | 3.5 |
| Pantera Far Beyond Driven | 2.5 |
| Sepultura Chaos A.D. | 3.5 |
| Sepultura Beneath the Remains | 3.5 |
| Sepultura Arise | 3.5 |
| The Antichrist Imperium Volume II Every Tongue Shall Praise Satan | 3.0 |
| The Antichrist Imperium The Antichrist Imperium | 3.0 |
| Axis of Advance Obey | 3.0 |
| Akercocke Rape of the Bastard Nazerene | 3.0 |
| Akercocke The Goat of Mendes | 3.0 |
| Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas | 3.0 |
| Anaal Nathrakh Passion | 2.5 |
| Anaal Nathrakh Domine Non Es Dignus | 3.5 |
| Anaal Nathrakh Eschaton | 3.5 |
| Anaal Nathrakh Hell Is Empty and All the Devils Are Her | 3.5 |
| Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow | 3.5 |
| Altar of Plagues White Tomb | 3.0 |
| Azarath Blasphemers' Maledictions | 4.0 |
| Hour of Penance Paradogma | 2.5 |
| Hour of Penance The Vile Conception | 3.0 |
| Behemoth The Satanist | 3.0 |
| Ghost (SWE) Prequelle | 3.0 |
| Immortal Northern Chaos Gods | 3.0 |
| Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness | 4.0 |
| Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come | 4.5 |
| Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss | 3.0 |
| Burzum Filosofem | 3.0 |
| Burzum Fallen | 3.0 |
| Megadeth Youthanasia | 4.0 |
| Megadeth Rust in Peace | 4.5 |
| Megadeth Countdown to Extinction | 4.0 |
| Metallica Metallica | 4.0 |
| Metallica Load | 3.5 |
| Metallica Reload | 3.0 |
| Metallica St. Anger | 1.0 |
| The album is so bad it makes Load and Reload look like god's gift to mankind. |
| Metallica ...And Justice for All | 4.5 |
| Metallica Master of Puppets | 5.0 |
| Metallica Ride the Lightning | 4.0 |
| Om Advaitic Songs | 4.5 |
| System of a Down Steal This Album! | 3.5 |
| System of a Down Toxicity | 5.0 |
| System of a Down System of a Down | 4.0 |
| Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire... | 3.5 |
| Satyricon Deep Calleth Upon Deep | 3.0 |
| Satyricon Satyricon | 2.0 |
| Satyricon The Age Of Nero | 3.5 |
| Satyricon Now, Diabolical | 3.0 |
| Satyricon Volcano | 4.5 |
| Satyricon Rebel Extravaganza | 4.5 |
| Bookended by two 10-minute epics, it's a long record, but there's barely a wasted moment. |
| Satyricon Nemesis Divina | 4.0 |
| Cynic Traced in Air | 3.0 |
| Cynic Focus | 4.0 |
| Between the Buried and Me Colors | 2.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me Alaska | 2.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me Between the Buried and Me | 3.0 |
| Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus | 3.0 |
| At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul | 3.5 |
| In Flames The Jester Race | 4.0 |
| Horrendous Ecdysis | 3.0 |
| Horrendous Idol | 3.0 |
| Horrendous Anareta | 3.5 |
| Dodheimsgard A Umbra Omega | 5.0 |
| Dodheimsgard Supervillain Outcast | 3.5 |
| Dodheimsgard 666 International | 3.5 |
| Transcending Bizarre? The Misanthrope's Fable | 3.5 |
| Iniquity Grime | 4.0 |
| Iniquity Five Across the Eyes | 4.0 |
| Iniquity Serenadium | 4.0 |
| Gorgoroth Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt | 3.0 |
| Nile Annihilation of the Wicked | 4.5 |
| You'll be interested to know that this record is indeed heavier than Karl Sanders. |
| Nile In Their Darkened Shrines | 4.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack | 3.5 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual | 3.5 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate | 3.5 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal | 4.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma | 4.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed | 4.0 |
| Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters | 4.0 |
| Opeth Ghost Reveries | 4.5 |
| Opeth Damnation | 3.5 |
| Opeth Deliverance | 4.5 |
| Opeth Blackwater Park | 5.0 |
| Opeth Still Life | 5.0 |
| Opeth Morningrise | 4.0 |
| ISIS Wavering Radiant | 4.0 |
| ISIS Panopticon | 5.0 |
| ISIS Oceanic | 5.0 |
| Virus (NO) Oblivion Clock | 4.0 |
| Virus (NO) Investigator | 4.0 |
| Virus (NO) Carheart | 3.5 |
| Virus (NO) The Black Flux | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah The Violent Sleep Of Reason | 3.5 |
| Meshuggah Koloss | 3.0 |
| Meshuggah obZen | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah Nothing | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah Chaosphere | 4.5 |
| Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve | 4.5 |
| Chthe'ilist Le Dernier Crépuscule | 2.5 |
| Deathspell Omega Paracletus | 4.0 |
| Deathspell Omega Drought | 4.0 |
| Deathspell Omega Veritas Diaboli Manet in Aeternum | 3.5 |
| SUMAC What One Becomes | 4.0 |
| Virus (NO) Memento Collider | 4.0 |
| The Ruins of Beverast Foulest Semen of a Sheltered Elite | 4.5 |
| Neurosis Through Silver in Blood | 3.5 |
| Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm | 3.0 |
| Neurosis Given to the Rising | 3.0 |
| Neurosis Honor Found in Decay | 3.0 |
| Neurosis Fires Within Fires | 2.0 |
| Neurosis A Sun That Never Sets | 5.0 |
| Neurosis Times of Grace | 4.5 |
| Neurosis Souls at Zero | 4.0 |
| Mastodon Emperor of Sand | 3.5 |
| Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun | 2.5 |
| Their worst album by a long shot. None of the songs are really good or bad resulting in a mostly forgettable listening experience. |
| Mastodon The Hunter | 3.5 |
| Mastodon Crack the Skye | 4.5 |
| Mastodon Blood Mountain | 4.0 |
| Mastodon Leviathan | 5.0 |
| Mastodon Remission | 5.0 |
| Mastodon Cold Dark Place | 3.5 |
| Pallbearer Sorrow And Extinction | 4.0 |
| VI De Praestigiis Angelorum | 4.0 |
| Aosoth IV: An Arrow in Heart | 4.0 |
| Be'lakor Stone's Reach | 5.0 |
| Weezer Weezer | 5.0 |
| Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime | 5.0 |
| Entropia (PL) Ufonaut | 4.5 |
| Entropia (PL) Vesper | 4.5 |
| Entropia (PL) Vacuum | 3.5 |
| Spectral Lore III | 3.5 |
| Zeal and Ardor Devil is Fine | 3.5 |
| Slugdge Esoteric Malacology | 4.0 |
| Virus (NO) The Agent That Shapes The Desert | 4.5 |
| Spawn of Possession Cabinet | 4.5 |
| Black Breath Slaves Beyond Death | 4.0 |
| Baroness Blue Record | 4.0 |
| Baroness Yellow and Green | 4.0 |
| Baroness Purple | 4.5 |
| Arckanum ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ | 3.5 |
| Archspire Relentless Mutation | 3.5 |
| Anaal Nathrakh The Codex Necro | 3.5 |
| Aeon Bleeding the False | 3.0 |
| Adramelech Psychostasia | 4.0 |
| Abyssal (UK) Antikatastaseis | 2.5 |
| Absu Tara | 3.0 |
| Akercocke Choronzon | 4.5 |
| Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken... | 5.0 |
| Akercocke Antichrist | 4.5 |
| Akercocke Renaissance in Extremis | 1.5 |
| The band sound like they've found god and that's a terrible thing. Jason, what possessed you to write this life-affirming nonsense? |
| Deafheaven Ordinary Corrupt Human Love | 1.0 |
| Prepubescent throwaway Indie Rock riffs stretched to 15 minute songs. |
| Voices From The Human Forest Create A Fugue Of Imaginary | 4.0 |
| Voices London | 4.0 |
| Voices Frightened | 3.0 |
| Behemoth I Loved You at Your Darkest | 2.5 |
