| Skinny Puppy Rabies | 3.0 |
| Skinny Puppy Remission | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Let It Be | 3.0 |
| The Beatles Abbey Road | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Yellow Submarine | 2.5 |
| The Beatles The Beatles | 3.0 |
| The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | 4.5 |
| The Beatles Revolver | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Rubber Soul | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Help! | 4.0 |
| The Beatles Beatles for Sale | 3.0 |
| The Beatles A Hard Day's Night | 3.0 |
| The Beatles With the Beatles | 2.5 |
| The Beatles Please Please Me | 3.5 |
| Molecular Corporation Millions of Dead Menposters | 4.5 |
| Kettel and Secede When Can | 3.5 |
| Plaid Not for Threes | 4.5 |
| Run the Jewels RTJ4 | 3.0 |
| Olivia Rodrigo Guts | 3.0 |
| George Clanton Ooh Rap I Ya | 3.5 |
| George Clanton Slide | 3.5 |
| Aphex Twin Blackbox Life Recorder 21f / In A Room7 F760 | 3.5 |
| Jeff Rosenstock HELLMODE | 3.5 |
| Jeff Rosenstock POST- | 3.0 |
| Jeff Rosenstock NO DREAM | 4.0 |
| The Residents Commercial Album | 4.0 |
| Total Control Laughing At The System | 2.5 |
| Boards of Canada Twoism | 4.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar Mr. Morale and the Big Steppers | 3.0 |
| Jeff Rosenstock SKA DREAM | 4.0 |
| Squarepusher Be Up a Hello | 3.0 |
| Flying Lotus Flamagra | 2.5 |
| Bomb the Music Industry! To Leave or Die in Long Island | 4.0 |
| Gorillaz Song Machine, Season One: Strange Timez | 3.5 |
| Gorillaz Plastic Beach | 3.5 |
| Nine Inch Nails Bad Witch | 4.0 |
| The Doors Strange Days | 4.0 |
| AFX Orphans | 3.0 |
| Aphex Twin Collapse | 4.0 |
| Koop Waltz for Koop | 3.5 |
| A.A.L. (Against All Logic) 2012-2017 | 4.5 |
| Death Grips Year of the Snitch | 3.0 |
| Kids See Ghosts Kids See Ghosts | 4.0 |
| AFX Hangable Auto Bulb | 4.0 |
| AFX Orphaned Deejay Selek 2006-2008 | 3.5 |
| Madvillain Four Tet Remixes | 4.0 |
| Nas Illmatic | 4.0 |
| Madvillain Madvillainy 2: The Madlib Remix | 3.0 |
| Four Tet New Energy | 4.0 |
| Quasimoto The Further Adventures of Lord Quas | 3.0 |
| LCD Soundsystem American Dream | 3.0 |
| Metallica Hardwired...To Self-Destruct | 2.5 |
| Madvillain Madvillainy | 4.5 |
| LCD Soundsystem LCD Soundsystem | 3.5 |
| Justice † | 4.0 |
| 2Pac All Eyez on Me | 3.5 |
| Four Tet There is Love in You | 3.5 |
| Death Grips Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber Megamix) | 3.0 |
| Daft Punk Human After All | 3.0 |
| Daft Punk Homework | 4.0 |
| Four Tet Rounds | 4.0 |
| Jeff Rosenstock We Cool? | 3.5 |
| Burial Subtemple/Beachfires | 2.0 |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die | 4.5 |
| Kendrick Lamar DAMN. | 3.0 |
| Ulver The Assassination of Julius Caesar | 3.5 |
| Blank Banshee Blank Banshee 0 | 3.5 |
| Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... | 4.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city | 4.0 |
| Ol' Dirty Bastard Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version | 3.5 |
| Jamie xx In Colour | 4.0 |
| Koop Koop Islands | 3.5 |
| Brian Eno Another Green World | 4.5 |
| Aphex Twin Classics | 3.0 |
| Koop Sons of Koop | 4.5 |
| Mobb Deep The Infamous | 4.0 |
| Ghostface Killah Supreme Clientele | 4.5 |
| Boards of Canada In a Beautiful Place Out in the Country | 4.5 |
| Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030 | 4.0 |
| Vektor Terminal Redux | 4.0 |
| Butthole Surfers Rembrandt Pussyhorse | 3.0 |
| LCD Soundsystem This Is Happening | 3.5 |
| LCD Soundsystem Sound of Silver | 4.5 |
| Butthole Surfers Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac | 3.0 |
| Radiohead Supercollider/The Butcher | 4.0 |
| Nine Inch Nails Not the Actual Events | 3.5 |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 3 | 3.5 |
| Jeff Rosenstock WORRY. | 5.0 |
| Trvth Grief and Justice | 4.0 |
| A Tribe Called Quest We got it from Here… Thank You 4 Your service | 3.5 |
| Amon Tobin Bricolage | 4.0 |
| Amon Tobin Foley Room | 3.5 |
| Burial Young Death/Nightmarket | 2.5 |
| Honestly, this is the definition of the word "average". Even though I dig parts of the song "Nightmarket" quite a bit, as a whole it has some issues that drag the song down. 5.5/10 |
| u-Ziq Chewed Corners | 3.0 |
| Tycho Epoch | 2.5 |
| u-Ziq Lunatic Harness | 4.0 |
| Kettel Myam James - Part 2 | 3.5 |
| Autechre elseq 1 | 3.5 |
| Boards of Canada Tomorrow's Harvest | 3.5 |
| Amon Tobin Supermodified | 3.5 |
| Kettel Myam James - Part 1 | 4.0 |
| Amon Tobin Permutation | 4.5 |
| The Future Sound of London Lifeforms | 4.0 |
| NOISIA Outer Edges | 4.0 |
| Frank Ocean channel ORANGE | 3.5 |
| ScHoolboy Q Blank Face LP | 3.5 |
| The Avalanches Wildflower | 3.0 |
| Daft Punk Tron Legacy: Reconfigured | 3.5 |
| DJ Shadow The Mountain Will Fall | 3.0 |
| Aphex Twin Cheetah EP | 3.5 |
| Aphex Twin MARCHROMT30a Edit 2b 96 | 3.0 |
| The Avalanches Since I Left You | 4.5 |
| The Phonies A Mellow Extinction | 4.5 |
| Kanye West The College Dropout | 3.5 |
| Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool | 3.0 |
| Death Grips Interview 2016 | 3.5 |
| Death Grips Bottomless Pit | 4.0 |
| Washed Out Within and Without | 3.5 |
| Bola Soup | 4.0 |
| Proem Socially Inept | 4.0 |
| King Green The Moon Has Fallen | 3.5 |
| Washed Out Life of Leisure | 4.5 |
| Kendrick Lamar untitled unmastered. | 4.0 |
| Venetian Snares Traditional Synthesizer Music | 4.0 |
| Ty Segall Melted | 3.5 |
| Kanye West The Life of Pablo | 3.5 |
| Secede Bye Bye Gridlock Traffic | 3.5 |
| Secede Tryshasla | 4.0 |
| Tycho Dive | 4.0 |
| Autechre Tri Repetae | 4.0 |
| Mirror Kisses Heartbeats | 3.0 |
| Radiohead The King of Limbs | 3.5 |
| Flying Lotus Los Angeles | 4.5 |
| George Clanton 100% Electronica | 4.5 |
| Boards of Canada Geogaddi | 4.0 |
| Boards of Canada The Campfire Headphase | 4.0 |
| Grimes Art Angels | 3.0 |
| GZA Liquid Swords | 4.5 |
| Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak | 4.0 |
| Rage Against the Machine Renegades | 3.0 |
| DJ Shadow The Private Press | 4.0 |
| Volcanic Queen Photography Shield | 3.5 |
| Run the Jewels Meow the Jewels | 1.0 |
| Death Grips Fashion Week | 2.5 |
| Squarepusher Damogen Furies | 3.0 |
| NOISIA Split The Atom | 4.5 |
| Kayo Dot Coffins on Io | 3.5 |
| Glad I'm not the only one who likes making music about Jupiter's moons. |
| C418 Volume Alpha | 4.0 |
| White SeeD forgetting what is real | 4.0 |
| The Shaggs Philosophy of the World | 1.0 |
| MAH PALLS NAYM EEZ FUT FUT |
| Squarepusher Selection Sixteen | 4.0 |
| The Prodigy The Fat of the Land | 4.0 |
| Millicent Waffles Beaver Creek | 3.0 |
| mewithoutYou Pale Horses | 4.5 |
| The Conet Project Recordings of Shortwave Numbers Stations | 3.0 |
| DJ Shadow Endtroducing..... | 4.5 |
| Aphex Twin Ventolin | 3.5 |
| Squarepusher Burningn'n Tree | 3.0 |
| Squarepusher Music Is Rotted One Note | 3.5 |
| Amon Tobin Out From Out Where | 4.0 |
| OutKast Stankonia | 4.0 |
| Autechre Draft 7.30 | 2.5 |
| Venetian Snares My Love Is A Bulldozer | 4.0 |
| Global Communication 76:14 | 4.0 |
| Squarepusher Hard Normal Daddy | 4.5 |
| Atomship The Crash of `47 | 3.0 |
| Daughters Daughters | 3.5 |
| Venetian Snares Rossz Csillag Allat Szuletett | 4.5 |
| Faith No More Sol Invictus | 3.5 |
| Muse Drones | 2.5 |
| Autechre Amber | 4.5 |
| Junkie XL Mad Max: Fury Road | 4.0 |
| Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children | 4.5 |
| OutKast Aquemini | 4.5 |
| Massive Attack Mezzanine | 3.5 |
| Burial Burial | 3.5 |
| Sensory Deprivation Unsound | 4.0 |
| "At least make something that sounds like Neurosis, not this crap" |
| Autechre Quaristice | 3.0 |
| Aphex Twin Donkey Rhubarb | 3.5 |
| Aphex Twin Windowlicker | 4.0 |
| Flying Lotus Until the Quiet Comes | 4.0 |
| The Residents Duck Stab | 3.0 |
| Death Grips The Powers That B | 4.0 |
| Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death | 4.0 |
| Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon | 3.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Asunder, Sweet and Other Distress' | 2.5 |
| Global Chernobyl Endtime | 3.5 |
| Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly | 4.0 |
| Estradasphere Buck Fever | 3.5 |
| Ethereal Shroud They Became the Falling Ash | 4.0 |
| Mos Def The Ecstatic | 3.5 |
| Estradasphere Quadropus | 3.0 |
| Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper | 3.5 |
| Snoop Dogg Doggystyle | 4.5 |
| Single Soul beauty and despair found in otherwise empty places | 4.0 |
| Burial Kindred | 4.5 |
| Crooked Sun Sick Songs | 3.5 |
| Flying Lotus Cosmogramma | 4.5 |
| Burial Untrue | 4.0 |
| Death Grips Exmilitary | 3.5 |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness | 3.5 |
| The Phonies Your Body Lost Along the Shore | 4.0 |
| Mos Def Black on Both Sides | 4.5 |
| Aphex Twin Computer Controlled Acoustic Instruments Pt 2 | 3.5 |
| Death Grips No Love Deep Web | 4.0 |
| The Twilight Sad Nobody Wants To Be Here And Nobody Wants To Leave | 4.0 |
| Kanye West Yeezus | 2.5 |
| Radiohead In Rainbows | 4.5 |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2 | 4.5 |
| Run the Jewels Run the Jewels | 3.5 |
| Flying Lotus You're Dead! | 4.0 |
| Death Grips Government Plates | 3.0 |
| Revocation Deathless | 2.5 |
| Death Grips The Money Store | 4.0 |
| Hans Zimmer Interstellar | 4.0 |
| Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy | 4.5 |
| The Twilight Sad Fourteen Autumns and Fifteen Winters | 3.5 |
| maudlin of the Well Leaving Your Body Map | 4.0 |
| Laked God and Yak Butt Pirate Bible Force | 3.5 |
| Todd Terje It's Album Time | 4.5 |
| Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter | 2.0 |
| It's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbad |
| Grimes Halfaxa | 3.0 |
| Ben Frost A U R O R A | 2.5 |
| Deerhunter Halcyon Digest | 3.5 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis | 4.0 |
| xSPONGEXCOREx Don't Mess With TexXxas | 4.0 |
"Hey Patrick, what am I?"
"Umm, stupid?"
"No, I'm xSPONGEXCOREx!"
"Whats the difference?" |
| Caladan Brood Echoes Of Battle | 3.5 |
| Porcupine Tree In Absentia | 4.0 |
| At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease | 3.5 |
| Millicent Waffles Under Dark Blue Blanket | 3.0 |
| will be a 5 if it is even half as sweet as the cover |
| Oado Life Era | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Syro | 4.0 |
| Spectral Lore III | 3.5 |
| Converge No Heroes | 3.5 |
| Grimes Visions | 4.5 |
| Heathen The Evolution of Chaos | 3.5 |
| Heathen Victims of Deception | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Drukqs | 4.0 |
| A few of the songs are kind of irritating, and the short interludes don't really add anything, but besides that Drukqs is easily one of Aphex Twin's most interesting and engaging albums. |
| The Enid Six Pieces | 3.5 |
| Myrkur Myrkur | 2.5 |
| Moonsorrow Viides luku - Hävitetty | 4.0 |
| Strangers on a Train The Brightest Array | 4.0 |
| Todd Terje Its The Arps | 4.0 |
| Count to Altek Remembrance and Anithus | 3.0 |
| Jimmy Eat World Clarity | 3.5 |
| The Residents Eskimo | 4.0 |
| Panopticon Roads to the North | 4.0 |
| The Enid Touch Me | 3.0 |
| The Residents Meet the Residents | 4.0 |
| Metallica Beyond Magnetic | 3.0 |
| Total Control Henge Beat | 2.0 |
| Nothing More Nothing More | 3.5 |
| Locktender Rodin | 3.5 |
| Empyrium Songs of Moors and Misty Fields | 3.5 |
| Saor Aura | 4.5 |
| Hello Kitty Suicide Club ^_^ | 1.0 |
| Fallujah The Flesh Prevails | 3.5 |
| Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties We Don't Have Each Other | 3.5 |
| Empyrium A Wintersunset | 3.0 |
| Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything | 4.0 |
| Sigur Ros ( ) | 3.0 |
| Trophy Scars Darkness, Oh Hell | 4.0 |
| Ulver Teachings In Silence | 3.5 |
| Ulver Silence Teaches You How to Sing EP | 2.5 |
| The Enid Aerie Faerie Nonsense | 4.0 |
| Brand New Your Favorite Weapon | 2.5 |
| Integrity To Die For | 3.0 |
| Converge When Forever Comes Crashing | 4.0 |
| Darkspace Dark Space I | 3.0 |
| Integrity Those Who Fear Tomorrow | 4.0 |
| The Enid In The Region of the Summer Stars | 4.0 |
| Nightmare Puppy Furtherance | 4.0 |
| Hutcher systems place: time island | 3.5 |
| Weird as fuck......and I wouldn't have it any other way. |
| The Phantom Band Strange Friend | 3.5 |
| Wolves in the Throne Room Celestite | 4.0 |
| Agalloch and Nest Split | 3.5 |
| Nest (FIN) Woodsmoke | 3.0 |
| Nest (FIN) Trail of the Unwary | 3.5 |
| The Night Watch The Night Watch | 4.0 |
| Dead Can Dance Into the Labyrinth | 3.0 |
| Musk Ox Musk Ox | 3.5 |
| Swans The Seer | 3.0 |
| Total Control Typical System | 4.0 |
| Musk Ox Woodfall | 4.5 |
| Globus Break From This World | 3.0 |
| Complete Freedom Approaching | 4.0 |
| Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown | 4.0 |
| Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II | 2.5 |
| Hutcher Hauntpop | 3.5 |
| Lady Gaga's got nothing on this |
| Brand New Daisy | 3.5 |
| Complete Freedom Space | 3.5 |
| Danny Elfman Beetlejuice | 4.0 |
| Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun | 3.5 |
| Death Has No Dominion Death Has No Dominion | 4.5 |
| Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic | 3.5 |
| Radiohead Hail to the Thief | 3.5 |
| Nine Inch Nails The Fragile | 3.5 |
| Single Soul Songs About Girls | 3.5 |
| Stagnant Pools Temporary Room | 3.0 |
| Stagnant Pools Geist | 1.5 |
| Pantera Reinventing Hell: The Best of Pantera | 3.0 |
| Ulver Nattens Madrigal | 4.0 |
| Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead | 3.5 |
| Mayhem Esoteric Warfare | 4.0 |
| Burzum The Ways of Yore | 3.0 |
| Spider Island Morals of a Dead Wave | 3.5 |
| King Green Ooba Yung Mot | 3.5 |
| The Rocky Horror Picture Show The Rocky Horror Picture Show | 4.0 |
| Joe Hisaishi Spirited Away | 4.0 |
| Daft Punk Random Access Memories | 3.5 |
| Trophy Scars Holy Vacants | 4.5 |
| Ulver Silencing the Singing | 3.5 |
| Neutral Bling Hotel In My G4 Over Da Sea | 3.0 |
| Soundtrack (Television) Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog | 3.5 |
| Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine | 3.5 |
| Balloon Journey Balloon Journey 2 | 1.0 |
| What kind of music scares balloons? POP MUSIC! |
| Storm Daughter Archaic | 4.0 |
| Eddie Murphy How Could It Be | 2.0 |
| Eddie Murphy Love's Alright | 3.0 |
| Honestly this deserves a 5 soley because of the music video for "Whatzupwitu." In fact, it deserves a 6. |
| Swans To Be Kind | 4.5 |
| Hiss Tracts Shortwave Nights | 4.0 |
| Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral | 4.5 |
| Possessed Seven Churches | 4.0 |
| Skinny Puppy Too Dark Park | 4.5 |
| Insomnium Shadows of the Dying Sun | 4.0 |
| Radiohead Amnesiac | 4.0 |
| Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere | 2.5 |
| Black Breath Sentenced To Life | 4.0 |
| maudlin of the Well Bath | 5.0 |
| Complete Freedom Fuck Metronomes | 3.5 |
| Crooked Sun Demo | 3.0 |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67 | 4.5 |
| Jeff Buckley Grace | 4.0 |
| Molecular Corporation Ambient Sputnik and The Dancing Government | 3.0 |
| Brand New Deja Entendu | 3.5 |
| Converge All We Love We Leave Behind | 4.0 |
| Beck Mellow Gold | 4.0 |
| Radiohead OK Computer | 4.5 |
| Converge You Fail Me | 4.0 |
| Slint Spiderland | 4.0 |
| Skinny Puppy Last Rights | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Richard D. James Album | 4.0 |
| Butthole Surfers Butthole Surfers | 3.5 |
| Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit | 4.0 |
| Animals As Leaders Weightless | 3.5 |
| Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion | 4.0 |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Coming Out Of Their Shells | 1.0 |
| Globus Epicon | 3.0 |
| The Delicious Bread Collection Failure | 4.0 |
| Bomb the Music Industry! Vacation | 4.0 |
| Demon Hunter Extremist | 4.0 |
| Complete Freedom Purging | 3.5 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel Everything Is | 2.5 |
| Funkadelic Maggot Brain | 4.0 |
| Aphex Twin Come to Daddy | 3.0 |
| Some good ideas here, but rather inconsistent in its tone. The vocal samples, for the most part, are beyond silly. |
| Aphex Twin ...I Care Because You Do | 4.5 |
| Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92 | 5.0 |
| Bruce Lasagna Bruce Lasagna | 3.5 |
| Single Soul Demo | 3.0 |
| Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me | 4.0 |
| Tomahawk Tomahawk | 4.0 |
| Behemoth The Satanist | 4.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene | 4.5 |
| Dry Satire Three String EP | 3.0 |
| Deafheaven Roads to Judah | 3.5 |
| The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There | 4.0 |
| Burzum Burzum/Aske | 3.5 |
| Burzum Aske | 2.5 |
| Burzum Burzum | 4.0 |
| Burzum Daudi Baldrs | 2.0 |
| Incredibly repetive and rather boring, this album takes its interesting ideas and delivers them in the most dull way possible. Most songs begin with potential, but quickly lose momentum after the first minute or so. Altogether, this album has nothing to offer. |
| Savatage Gutter Ballet | 4.0 |
| Converge Axe to Fall | 4.0 |
| Judas Priest Painkiller | 3.5 |
| Converge Live at the BBC | 3.0 |
| The New Mendicants Into the Lime | 3.5 |
| Dissection The Somberlain | 4.0 |
| Beck Morning Phase | 3.0 |
| Why is Sea Change bursting out of Beck's head on the cover? |
| Savatage Hall of the Mountain King | 4.0 |
| Hans Rotmo Varres Jul | 3.0 |
| Burzum Det Som Engang Var | 4.0 |
| Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe | 3.0 |
| Iron Maiden Piece of Mind | 3.5 |
| Converge Jane Doe | 4.5 |
| Drudkh Autumn Aurora | 4.0 |
| Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient | 4.0 |
| Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory? | 3.0 |
| Volcanic Queen Faith In Desire | 4.0 |
| A horrific story told by disturbing, often schizophrenic soundscapes, painting a bleak picture of gorgeous desolation...or something like that. |
| Transatlantic Kaleidoscope | 3.5 |
| The Phonies Dreams of the Divine Machine | 4.5 |
| Cat Stevens Tea for the Tillerman | 4.0 |
| Faith No More Original Album Series [Box set] | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden From Fear To Eternity | 3.0 |
| Type O Negative The Origin of the Feces | 3.5 |
| Melvins Houdini | 4.0 |
| Pantera Metal Magic | 1.0 |
| Burzum Sol austan, Mani vestan | 2.0 |
| American Football American Football EP | 4.0 |
| Design the Skyline Nevaeh | 1.5 |
| Radiohead Kid A | 5.0 |
| Agalloch Pale Folklore | 4.0 |
| Between the Buried and Me Colors | 3.5 |
| Ensiferum Victory Songs | 4.0 |
| Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky | 4.5 |
| Beastmilk Climax | 3.5 |
| Crazy Frog Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits | 1.0 |
| Slayer Soundtrack to the Apocalypse | 3.0 |
| Death Spiritual Healing | 4.0 |
| Opeth Deliverance | 3.5 |
| Integrity Humanity is the Devil | 4.0 |
| American Football American Football | 4.5 |
| Ulver Blood Inside | 4.0 |
| Megadeth Youthanasia | 3.0 |
| Necrophobic The Nocturnal Silence | 4.0 |
| Cynic Traced in Air | 3.5 |
| Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our | 4.5 |
He Has Left Us Alone is sheer sadness mixed with unrelenting intensity. Each track
intensifies as they progress, yet always retain a hint of melancholy and never lose their
ambient identity. Every emotion this album incites is beautiful. The album's 45-minute
length flies by at unfathomable speeds but still leaves the listener satisfied with the
experience. It may not be quite as effective as some Godspeed You! Black Emperor
releases, but both artists are different and this comparison is just unfair. Despite all
I have said, He Has Left Us Alone still has a certain unique charm to it that I can't
quite put my finger on. |
| Muse Live at Rome Olympic Stadium | 2.0 |
| Daft Punk Discovery | 4.0 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 2 | 2.0 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II | 3.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin | 4.0 |
| Pantera Far Beyond Driven | 2.0 |
| Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon | 3.5 |
| Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain | 4.0 |
| Darker and heavier than it's predecessor, The Mantle, this album nonetheless manages to build an intriguing, often emotional atmosphere with each and every song. |
| Faith No More Album of the Year | 3.0 |
| Megadeth The System Has Failed | 3.5 |
| Mr. Bungle California | 5.0 |
| Vali Skogslandskap | 4.5 |
| Each song effortlessly paints a breathtakingly gorgeous picture without the use of vocals |
| Vali Forlatt | 3.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O. | 3.5 |
| The most simplistic Godspeed You! Black Emperor release, and also the most vapid. While the album is interesting in and of itself, especially with its omission of samples and explosive buildups (pun intended), it pales in comparison to the band's other albums. |
| Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas | 4.0 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island | 4.5 |
| Opeth Still Life | 4.0 |
| Mr. Bungle Disco Volante | 4.5 |
| Faith No More This Is It: The Best of Faith No More | 3.0 |
| Mercyful Fate Dead Again | 1.5 |
| Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle | 4.0 |
| Cynic Focus | 4.0 |
| The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies) | 1.0 |
| Horrible and catchy: the worst combination I can possibly think of. |
| Green Day 39/Smooth | 2.0 |
| Generic and forgettable, even by Green Day standards. |
| Five Finger Death Punch Pre-Emptive Strike | 1.5 |
| Daft Punk Tron: Legacy | 3.5 |
| Megadeth Greatest Hits: Back to the Start | 3.5 |
| Megadeth Rust in Peace Live | 3.5 |
| Attika 7 Blood Of My Enemies | 3.0 |
| Iron Maiden Somewhere Back in Time | 3.5 |
| Rainbow Rising | 3.0 |
| Noctum The Seance | 2.0 |
| Marilyn Manson Portrait of an American Family | 2.5 |
| Megadeth Anthology: Set the World Afire | 3.0 |
| System of a Down Kill Rock 'n Roll | 2.0 |
| The Delicious Bread Collection Make Love Wheat Bread | 4.0 |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125 | 4.5 |
| "A Clockwork Orange," has given this symphony a whole new meaning to me. |
| Lady Gaga The Fame | 3.0 |
| Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell | 4.0 |
| An all-around classic. Dio's voice suits Sabbath in a way Ozzy's voice just never could. Although it is, no doubt, flawed, Heaven and Hell remains one of the defining NWOBHM albums to this day. |
| Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane | 4.5 |
| Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy | 1.0 |
| Metallica No Life 'til Leather | 3.0 |
| It's raw. It's nasty. And it's the thrashiest thing Metallica have ever produced in their career. |
| Kreator Hordes of Chaos | 4.0 |
| Warbringer IV: Empires Collapse | 2.0 |
| Lou Reed Metal Machine Music | 2.0 |
| Dave Porter Breaking Bad | 4.5 |
| Havok Point of No Return | 2.5 |
| Agalloch The Mantle | 4.5 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Scott Pilgrim vs. The World | 3.0 |
| Metal Church Generation Nothing | 2.0 |
| The Delicious Bread Collection Tales from the Yeast Side | 4.0 |
| Korn The Path of Totality | 2.0 |
| Death Vivus! | 3.5 |
| Death Individual Thought Patterns | 4.0 |
| Death Scream Bloody Gore | 3.5 |
| Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X | 4.0 |
| Korn The Paradigm Shift | 2.5 |
| In Flames Colony | 3.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend! | 4.0 |
| Mercyful Fate Into the Unknown | 2.5 |
| Gustav Holst The Planets, Op. 32 | 4.5 |
| Ulver Shadows of the Sun | 3.0 |
| Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime | 4.5 |
| Death The Sound of Perseverance | 4.5 |
| Revocation Revocation | 3.5 |
| Ulver Perdition City | 4.0 |
| Trivium Ascendancy | 2.5 |
| Deicide Deicide | 3.5 |
| Slipknot Antennas to Hell | 3.0 |
| Lmfao Sorry For Party Rocking | 1.0 |
| Korn Korn | 3.5 |
| In Flames Come Clarity | 2.0 |
| Dropkick Murphys The Warrior's Code | 3.5 |
| Born of Osiris The New Reign | 2.5 |
| Metallica Through the Never | 3.0 |
| System of a Down Sugar | 3.5 |
| Sugar may not be SOAD's most thought-provoking or fine-tuned song, but it remains a classic of the alternative metal genre due to its immense about of energy. As for the rest of the EP...it's not half bad. Worth a listen for any SOAD fan. |
| Balloon Journey Balloon Journey | 1.0 |
| Faith No More Angel Dust | 4.5 |
| Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar | 3.5 |
| Anvil Forged in Fire | 3.5 |
| Faith No More The Real Thing | 4.0 |
| In Flames Clayman | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth Versus the World | 3.5 |
| Opeth Blackwater Park | 4.0 |
| Children of Bodom Something Wild | 3.5 |
| Death Symbolic | 3.5 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 5.0 |
| Amon Amarth The Avenger | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth Fate of Norns | 3.5 |
| Disturbed Asylum | 2.0 |
| King Diamond ''Them'' | 3.5 |
| Mastodon Leviathan | 4.0 |
| Nekrogoblikon Stench | 3.5 |
| Mercyful Fate The Best of Mercyful Fate | 3.0 |
| Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss | 4.5 |
| Det Som En Gang Var is unquestionably the greatest black metal song in history. |
| Sodom Agent Orange | 3.5 |
| King Diamond Abigail | 3.0 |
| Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler | 4.5 |
| A masterpiece of the black metal genre. Bergtatt combines beautiful melodies with dark textures, creating a very unique sound. |
| Emmure Speaker Of The Dead | 2.0 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven | 4.5 |
| Mercyful Fate The Bell Witch | 3.0 |
| Mercyful Fate The Beginning | 4.0 |
| Sodom Code Red | 4.0 |
| Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat. | 3.0 |
| Deafheaven Sunbather | 4.0 |
| Amon Amarth Surtur Rising | 3.5 |
| Frightmare Bringing Back The Bloodshed | 3.0 |
| Anvil This Is Thirteen | 2.5 |
| Mercyful Fate Mercyful Fate | 4.5 |
| Johnny Cash The Legend of Johnny Cash | 4.5 |
| Slayer World Painted Blood | 2.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada | 5.0 |
| Carcass Surgical Steel | 4.0 |
| brokeNCYDE Will Never Die | 1.0 |
| Mercyful Fate Return of the Vampire | 3.0 |
| Mercyful Fate Time | 4.0 |
| In Flames The Jester Race | 4.0 |
| Dying Fetus Reign Supreme | 2.0 |
| Metal Church The Dark | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall | 4.0 |
| The Doors The Doors | 4.5 |
| At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul | 4.0 |
| Mercyful Fate 9 | 3.5 |
| Mercyful Fate In the Shadows | 4.0 |
| Mastodon The Hunter | 3.0 |
| Amon Amarth The Crusher | 3.0 |
Although it is pretty much what one can expect from an Amon Amarth album, The Crusher seems to their
thrashiest effort to date. |
| Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King | 1.5 |
| Megadeth That One Night: Live in Buenos Aires | 4.0 |
| Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet? | 3.0 |
| Slayer Hell Awaits | 3.5 |
| Born of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive | 2.0 |
| Huntress Spell Eater | 1.5 |
| Motionless in White Creatures | 2.0 |
| Metal Church The Human Factor | 3.5 |
| Slayer Haunting the Chapel | 3.5 |
| Not one of Slayer's more inspired efforts, but still a solid album with some very memorable songs. |
| Korn The Essential Korn | 2.5 |
| Lamb of God Sacrament | 1.5 |
| Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods | 3.5 |
| Children of Bodom Holiday At Lake Bodom (15 Years Of Wasted Youth) | 3.5 |
It's missing many essential songs, such as "Bodom After Midnight," "Children of Bodom,"and
"Hatebreeder," but it is still a very good compilation album that represents each Bodom
album correctly. |
| Rob Zombie Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor | 2.5 |
| Some of the songs are catchy and energetic, but the majority are merely average. "Dead City Radio" and "Lucifer Rising" are two highlights, but nothing else really stood out. The lyrical content on this album is atrocious, some of Rob Zombie's absolute worst. |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 1 | 2.0 |
| Butcher Babies Butcher Babies | 1.0 |
| Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God | 4.0 |
| Not a single bad track on here. The title track is one of the greatest melodic death metal songs of all time, while Embrace the Endless Oceans and Where Is Your God are also incredibly good. |
| Megadeth Risk | 2.0 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞ | 5.0 |
| Megadeth Endgame | 3.5 |
| Arguably the best Megadeth album since Rust in Peace. From the opening of "Dialectic Chaos" to the last notes of "The Right to Go Insane," this album simply works. Despite a notable loss of Marty Friedman and Nick Menza, the guitar solos are just as genius as ever and the drumming is powerful and aggressive. I'd recommend this to any Megadeth fan. |
| Slayer Show No Mercy | 3.5 |
An underrated thrash album for sure. Despite horrid production and some pretty weak lyrics, the genius of
Slayer still shines through on songs like "Black Magic" and "Die By the Sword." |
| Slayer God Hates Us All | 2.0 |
| While "Disciple" and "Bloodline" are both great songs, the album's concept grows rather thin, with many forgettable and uninspired songs. |
| Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell II: Back Into Hell | 2.5 |
| The songs are far too long and overblown. Also some of these songs, in all there 12-minute long glory, have lyrics which make absolutely no sense. |
| Venom Welcome to Hell | 3.5 |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Way Of The Fist | 2.0 |
| Children of Bodom Hatebreeder | 4.5 |
| Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell | 4.0 |
| Butthole Surfers Locust Abortion Technician | 4.0 |
| The most disturbing album I've ever listened to all the way through. "Sweat Loaf" and "Kuntz" are absolutely hilarious, while "Graveyard" is extremely disturbing. Worth checking out for anyone who wants to subject their ears to weird shit for 50 minutes. |
| Slipknot Slipknot | 3.5 |
| Warbringer Worlds Torn Asunder | 4.0 |
| While it won't please anyone who isn't a fan of 21st Century thash, "Worlds Torn Asunder" is still a solid, powerful album made by people who are truly passionate about playing thrash metal. |
| Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake | 3.0 |
| System of a Down Mezmerize | 4.0 |
| It may not be as quirky or insane as their older releases, but there are some really fantastic songs on here. "BYOB," "Revenga," and "Sad Statue" are all classics, while "Lost In Hollywood" stands on its own as the best System of a Down ballad. |
| System of a Down Hypnotize | 2.5 |
| System of a Down Steal This Album! | 4.0 |
| Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu | 1.0 |
| It's times like this where I really wish I could rate this less than a 1. This has to be one of the all-time worst albums in existence on every single aspect. This album only has ONE thing going for it: it is unintentionally hilarious to hear James Hetfield sing "I am the table!" and to hear Lou Reed claim that he is "just a small town girl." Listen to this album for a good laugh, but if you want quality music, I suggest you stay as far away from Lulu as humanly possible. |
| Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part I | 3.5 |
| Black Sabbath Paranoid | 4.0 |
| Paranoid is an overrated album in that it's not the best Black Sabbath album. However, it has some great songs on it. "Paranoid," "Iron Man," "War Pigs" and "Planet Caravan" all stand out as true classics of the heavy metal genre. |
| Megadeth Super Collider | 1.5 |
"Kingmaker" is a good song, reminding me on something that could easily have been on
Endgame. As for the rest of the album...mehhhh... |
| Slayer South of Heaven | 4.0 |
| Iron Maiden Iron Maiden | 4.0 |
| Paul Di'anno is an inferior vocalist to Bruce Dickinson, but his voice still suits this album just fine. There are some solid songs on here, despite lacking the crystal-clear production that future Iron Maiden albums would have. "Phantom of the Opera" is one of the best Iron Maiden songs of all time. |
| Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists | 2.5 |
| Disturbed The Sickness | 2.5 |
| N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton | 4.0 |
| In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading | 2.0 |
| The title track is great, but the album has little to offer. |
| Type O Negative The Best of Type O Negative | 4.0 |
| Machine Head Unto the Locust | 2.5 |
| The album has a few standout tracks, but little else to offer. The songs are usually quite long (6-8 minutes in length). This sometimes works in the band's favor, as songs like "Darkness Within" and "Locust" have enough variety throughout to support their overlong length. However, most of the songs end up being incredibly boring, as they do little with the 8 minutes they are given. In short, "Unto the Locust" is interesting and is still a worthwhile listen, but is far from being great. |
| Vektor Black Future | 3.5 |
| Metallica Garage Inc. | 2.5 |
| In my opinion, the only worthwhile song on here is the "Mercyful Fate" medly. Besides that, this album is nothing more than standard covers of the same or less quality of the original song. |
| Stone Sour House of Gold and Bones - Part 2 | 3.0 |
| Stone Sour House of Gold and Bones - Part 1 | 3.5 |
| An extremely strong album from start to finish. "Gone Sovereign" kicks off the album with tremendous momentum and Stone Sour never let up. |
| Metallica Reload | 1.5 |
| Metallica Ride the Lightning | 4.5 |
| Metallica Metallica | 4.0 |
| System of a Down Toxicity | 5.0 |
| System of a Down System of a Down | 4.5 |
| Megadeth Countdown to Extinction | 3.5 |
| "Symphony of Destruction," "Sweating Bullets," and "Foreclosure of a Dream" are Megadeth classics. The rest of the album, however, falls into radio-friendly rock territory and is, for the most part, not on par with what Megadeth has done before. |
| Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals | 2.0 |
| "Mechanical Animals" has a great concept and is fun to listen to all the way through. However, it has quite a bit of filler and never does anything overly interesting. |
| Death Leprosy | 4.0 |
| "Pull the Plug" is the unofficial national anthem of Death Metal. |
| Metallica Death Magnetic | 3.0 |
| Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist | 2.5 |
| Children of Bodom Skeletons in the Closet | 2.0 |
| This is a mostly worthless album. Unless you get a kick out of a metal cover of "Oops...I Did It Again" I suggest you stay away from this album. |
| Mastodon Crack the Skye | 4.5 |
| Megadeth Rust in Peace | 4.5 |
| Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill | 4.0 |
| Floods, Suicide Note 1 and 2, and the title track are Pantera classics. All-in-all, it's a great listen for any Pantera fan, but don't expect another "Cowboys From Hell." |
| Dream Theater Octavarium | 2.5 |
| Vektor Outer Isolation | 3.5 |
| Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast | 4.0 |
| A slightly overrated classic. Don't get me wrong, this is a great album. However, Iron Maiden has shown that they can be far better than this on future records, like Powerslave or Seventh Son of a Seventh Son. "Run to the Hills" and "Hallowed Be Thy Name" are classic Maiden tunes, while "Number of the Beast" may be the greatest Maiden song ever written. |
| Metal Church Metal Church | 4.5 |
| Right from the opening distorted vocals on "Beyond the Black," one can tell that this album is going to be brilliant. And it is; while it is not a perfect album, it is still a classic and a mandatory listen for ANY metalhead. |
| Metallica Kill 'Em All | 4.0 |
| So many excellent songs on here without a single bad one. "Seek and Destroy," "The Four Horsemen," "Hit the Lights," and "Motorbreath" are undeniable classics of the thrash metal genre. |
| Muse Showbiz | 3.0 |
| An uneven album without a doubt. There are too many soft ballads, and the occassionally trite lyrics detract significantly from the album. Despite this, "Showbiz" contains several fantastic Muse songs, such as "Sunburn," "Muscle Museum" and "Cave." |
| Stormtroopers of Death Bigger Than the Devil | 3.0 |
| Slayer Reign in Blood | 5.0 |
| Muse The Resistance | 3.0 |
| Metallica Load | 1.5 |
| Even as a rock album, "Load" fails. It is straight-up boring and has no standout tracks. It goes against what Metallica and heavy metal stood for, and it can't even succeed as the bluesy-rock album that it is trying to be. |
| Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What! | 3.0 |
| There are some great songs on here. Unfortunately, there are a lot of average songs, too. "Into the Lungs of Hell," "Set the World Afire" and the fan-favorite "In My Darkest Hour" are all fantastic songs worthy of the highest praise. |
| Slipknot All Hope Is Gone | 2.5 |
| Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses | 4.0 |
| An uneven album for sure, but it still has enough great songs on it to make the album worthwhile. |
| Slipknot Iowa | 2.0 |
| Although "Left Behind" and "People = Shit" are great, Iowa has little to offer. The title track is the worst Slipknot song ever, as it is well over ten minutes long and, despite its promise, does nothing interesting whatsoever. |
| Stormtroopers of Death Speak English or Die | 4.0 |
| Muse Absolution | 4.0 |
| Muse The 2nd Law | 3.0 |
| The two songs sung by Christopher Wolstenholme are great additions to the album, as are the songs "Supremacy" and "Animals." The rest of the album is pretty average. |
| Muse Black Holes & Revelations | 3.5 |
| Muse Origin of Symmetry | 5.0 |
| “New Born," "Citizen Erased," and "Megalomia" are highlights |
| Burzum Filosofem | 4.0 |
| One of the darkest and most unique black metal albums ever made in my opinion. |
| Type O Negative Bloody Kisses | 4.0 |
| Five Finger Death Punch War Is The Answer | 3.0 |
| Mercyful Fate Melissa | 4.5 |
| While not as good as their sophomore album, Mellissa still has a ton to offer listeners. "Evil" is rprobably Mercyful Fate's best song ever written. |
| Megadeth Th1rt3en | 3.0 |
| Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son | 4.5 |
| The story is cohesive and all of the songs are superb. What more can you ask for from a concept album? |
| Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time | 3.5 |
| Havok Time Is Up | 4.0 |
| Pantera Vulgar Display of Power | 3.5 |
| Despite having containing some under-average songs on it, Vulgar Display of Power also holds some of the best Pantera songs of all time, like "Walk," "Hollow," and "F*****g Hostile." |
| Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? | 4.0 |
| Black Sabbath Black Sabbath | 4.0 |
| Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper | 4.0 |
| A defining album of the Melodic Death Metal genre. |
| Metallica ...And Justice for All | 3.5 |
| Metallica St. Anger | 1.5 |
| Iron Maiden Powerslave | 4.5 |
| Maiden's best. "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" and "Aces High" are two of Iron Maiden's very best songs, while every other song on the album is solid. |
| Sepultura Arise | 4.5 |
| Arise is a great contribution to both the Death and Thrash genre. |
| Sepultura Chaos A.D. | 4.0 |
| Carcass Heartwork | 4.0 |
| Among the first melodic death metal releases ever, "Heartwork" is nothing but killer track after killer track. The guitar solos and aggressive drumming are nothing short of perfection. |
| Kreator Phantom Antichrist | 4.0 |
| Some great melodic tracks on here as well as the more typical Kreator-sounding tracks. "From Flood Into Fire" sounds more power metal-esque than thrash, and the results are simply fantastic. "Death to the World" and the title track are great thrash sounds too. |
| AC/DC High Voltage | 3.0 |
| AC/DC Highway To Hell | 4.0 |
| Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles | 4.0 |
| Not every song is memorable, but Guerrilla Radio, Calm Like a Bomb, Testify, and Sleep Now In the Fire are some of the all-time greatest Rage songs known to man. The fact that they weren't over-the-top with their political messages on most songs on The Battle of Los Angeles is actually a plus for this album. It shows that Rage doesn't need to have political and social commentary in all of their songs to release solid albums. |
| Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine | 4.5 |
| Rage Against the Machine is one of the few great political bands out there. Despite the fact that all of the songs on this album has mild to over-the-top political and social commentary on it, Rage manages to deliver top-notch music and the greatest rap metal album known to man. |
| Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath | 5.0 |
| Death Human | 4.5 |
From the beautiful "Cosmic Sea" to the brutal "Lack of Comprehension," Human combines impressive
instrumentation with a surprising amount of intelligence. |
| Slayer Seasons in the Abyss | 4.0 |
| The guitar solos on this album range from good to unbelievable, especially the track "Dead Skin Mask." Apart rfrom that, Slayer steps up their lyrics and their songwriting while never losing their sense of Thrash |
| Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe | 3.0 |
| The singles are what make this album so popular. Besides the three singles (Dragula, Living Dead Girl, and Superbeast) this album has little to offer. |
| Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good! | 2.5 |
| Despite some great solos, I find the production to be too overwhelmingly bad to enjoy. |
| Children of Bodom Halo of Blood | 4.0 |
| A return to form for Children of Bodom, and a great one at that. No bad songs on this album; just kick ass riffage. |
| Pantera Cowboys from Hell | 4.0 |
| Better than Vulgar Display of Power in my opinion. |
| Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll | 4.0 |
| Havok Unnatural Selection | 3.0 |
| Metallica Master of Puppets | 5.0 |
