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5.0 classic
Agalloch The Mantle
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Converge Jane Doe
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
One of the easiest 5/5 scores I've ever given. This album is nothing short of an
Grimes Visions
GZA Liquid Swords
maudlin of the Well Bath
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath
Metallica Master of Puppets
Mr. Bungle California
Muse Origin of Symmetry
An album that only gets better over time, Origin of Symmetry is undeniably Muse's finest

"New Born," "Citizen Erased," and "Megalomia" are the highlights here.
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Radiohead Kid A
Slayer Reign in Blood

4.5 superb
American Football American Football
Amon Tobin Permutation
Amon Tobin Bricolage
Aphex Twin ...I Care Because You Do
Autechre Amber
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Brian Eno Another Green World
Burial Kindred
Burzum Hvis lyset tar oss
Det Som En Gang Var is unquestionably the greatest black metal song in history.
Butthole Surfers Locust Abortion Technician
The most disturbing album I've ever listened to all the way through. "Sweat Loaf" and "Kuntz" are absolutely hilarious, while "Graveyard" is extremely disturbing. Worth checking out for anyone who wants to subject their ears to weird shit for 50 minutes.
Carcass Heartwork
Among the first melodic death metal releases ever, "Heartwork" is nothing but killer track after killer track. The guitar solos and aggressive drumming are nothing short of perfection.
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Dave Porter Breaking Bad
Death Human
From the beautiful "Cosmic Sea" to the brutal "Lack of Comprehension," Human combines impressive
instrumentation with a surprising amount of intelligence.
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
DJ Shadow Endtroducing...
Faith No More Angel Dust
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
George Clanton 100% Electronica
Ghostface Killah Supreme Clientele
Gustav Holst The Planets, Op. 32
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Maiden's best. "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" and "Aces High" are two of Iron Maiden's very best songs, while every other song on the album is solid.
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
The story is cohesive and all of the songs are superb. What more can you ask for from a concept album?
Jeff Buckley Grace
Jeff Rosenstock Worry.
Johnny Cash The Legend of Johnny Cash
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Koop Sons of Koop
LCD Soundsystem Sound of Silver
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125
"A Clockwork Orange," has given this symphony a whole new meaning to me.
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Mercyful Fate Mercyful Fate
Mercyful Fate Melissa
While not as good as their sophomore album, Mellissa still has a ton to offer listeners. "Evil" is rprobably Mercyful Fate's best song ever written.
Metal Church Metal Church
Right from the opening distorted vocals on "Beyond the Black," one can tell that this album is going to be brilliant. And it is; while it is not a perfect album, it is still a classic and a mandatory listen for ANY metalhead.
Metallica Ride the Lightning
mewithoutYou Pale Horses
Mos Def Black on Both Sides
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante
Musk Ox Woodfall
Necrophobic The Nocturnal Silence
Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
NOISIA Split The Atom
OutKast Aquemini
Radiohead OK Computer
Radiohead In Rainbows
Rage Against The Machine Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against the Machine is one of the few great political bands out there. Despite the fact that all of the songs on this album has mild to over-the-top political and social commentary on it, Rage manages to deliver top-notch music and the greatest rap metal album known to man.
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
Saor Aura
Sepultura Arise
Arise is a great contribution to both the Death and Thrash genre.
Skinny Puppy Too Dark Park
Snoop Dogg Doggystyle
Squarepusher Hard Normal Daddy
Swans To Be Kind
System of a Down System of a Down
System of a Down Toxicity
This album contains the songs which would turn SOAD into what they are today. "Chop Suey!" "Toxicity" "Prison Song," and "Aerials" among others would definite SOAD for years to come.
The Avalanches Since I Left You
The Delicious Bread Collection Make Love Wheat Bread
"Still Swagging on y'all's and y'all's are still gay."
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Doors The Doors
The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die
The Phonies Dreams of the Divine Machine
The Phonies A Mellow Extinction
Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our
He Has Left Us Alone is sheer sadness mixed with schizophrenic intensity. The songs build but always retain their hint of melancholy and never lose their identity. Every emotion this album incites is done effortlessly, seamlessly, and beautifully. The album's 45-minute length flies by at unfathomable speeds, leaving the listener satisfied yet still craving more. It may not be quite as effective as Godspeed You! Black Emperor releases, but both strive to do different things and therefore the comparison is unfair. Despite all I have said, He Has Left Us Alone has a certain unique charm to it that I can't quite put my finger on.
Todd Terje It's Album Time
Trophy Scars Holy Vacants
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
A masterpiece of the black metal genre. Bergtatt combines beautiful melodies with dark textures, creating a very unique sound.
Ulver Perdition City
Vali Skogslandskap
Each song effortlessly paints a breathtakingly gorgeous picture without the use of vocals. If there is ever a time when you want to relax after a hard day's work, stare off into the distance and ponder, or reflect on your life and the past choices you made, let Skogslandskap play in the background, and enjoy all the tranquil beauty that Vali has to offer.
Vektor Outer Isolation
Venetian Snares Rossz Csillag Allat Szuletett
Washed Out Life of Leisure

4.0 excellent
AC/DC Highway To Hell
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Darker and heavier than it's predecessor, The Mantle, this album nonetheless manages to build an intriguing, often emotional atmosphere with each and every song.
Agalloch Pale Folklore
Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit
American Football American Football EP
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Not a single bad track on here. The title track is one of the greatest melodic death metal songs of all time, while Embrace the Endless Oceans and Where Is Your God are also incredibly good.
Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods
Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Amon Tobin Out From Out Where
Amon Tobin Supermodified
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
Aphex Twin Richard D. James Album
Aphex Twin Drukqs
A few of the songs are kind of irritating, and the short interludes don't really add anything, but besides that Drukqs is easily one of Aphex Twin's most interesting and engaging albums.
Aphex Twin Syro
Aphex Twin Windowlicker
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Autechre Tri Repetae
Beck Mellow Gold
Behemoth The Satanist
Black Breath Sentenced To Life
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Paranoid is an overrated album in that it's not the best Black Sabbath album. However, it has some great songs on it. "Paranoid," "Iron Man," "War Pigs" and "Planet Caravan" all stand out as true classics of the heavy metal genre.
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell
An all-around classic. Dio's voice suits Sabbath in a way Ozzy's voice just never could. Although it is, no doubt, flawed, Heaven and Hell remains one of the defining NWOBHM albums to this day.
Boards of Canada The Campfire Headphase
Boards of Canada Geogaddi
Boards of Canada In a Beautiful Place Out in the Country
Bola Soup
"Glink" is lifechanging
Bomb the Music Industry! Vacation
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brand New Daisy
Burial Untrue
Burzum Filosofem
One of the darkest and most unique black metal albums ever made in my opinion.
Burzum Det som engang var
Burzum Burzum
Butthole Surfers Hairway to Steven
Butthole Surfers Butthole Surfers
Butthole Surfers Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac
C418 Volume Alpha
Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
Carcass Surgical Steel
Cat Stevens Tea for the Tillerman
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper
A defining album of the Melodic Death Metal genre.
Complete Freedom Approaching
Converge Axe to Fall
Converge You Fail Me
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
Cynic Focus
Daft Punk Discovery
Daft Punk Homework
Danny Elfman Beetlejuice
Deafheaven Sunbather
Death Spiritual Healing
Death Leprosy
"Pull the Plug" is the unofficial national anthem of Death Metal.
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Death Grips The Money Store
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death
Death Grips The Powers That B
Death Grips Bottomless Pit
Death Has No Dominion Death Has No Dominion
Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030
Demon Hunter Extremist
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Dissection The Somberlain
DJ Shadow The Private Press
Drudkh Autumn Aurora
Ensiferum Victory Songs
Ethereal Shroud They Became the Falling Ash
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown
Faith No More The Real Thing
Faith No More Original Album Series [Box set]
Flying Lotus You're Dead!
Flying Lotus Until the Quiet Comes
Flying Lotus Los Angeles
Four Tet Rounds
Funkadelic Maggot Brain
Global Communication 76:14
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Hans Zimmer Interstellar
Havok Time Is Up
Heathen Victims of Deception
Hiss Tracts Shortwave Nights
In Flames The Jester Race
Insomnium Shadows of the Dying Sun
Integrity Humanity is the Devil
Integrity Those Who Fear Tomorrow
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
A slightly overrated classic. Don't get me wrong, this is a great album. However, Iron Maiden has shown that they can be far better than this on future records, like Powerslave or Seventh Son of a Seventh Son. "Run to the Hills" and "Hallowed Be Thy Name" are classic Maiden tunes, while "Number of the Beast" may be the greatest Maiden song ever written.
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
Paul Di'anno is an inferior vocalist to Bruce Dickinson, but his voice still suits this album just fine. There are some solid songs on here, despite lacking the crystal-clear production that future Iron Maiden albums would have. "Phantom of the Opera" is one of the best Iron Maiden songs of all time.
Jamie xx In Colour
Joe Hisaishi Spirited Away
Junkie XL Mad Max: Fury Road
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Kendrick Lamar untitled unmastered.
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kettel Myam James - Part 1
Kreator Phantom Antichrist
Some great melodic tracks on here as well as the more typical Kreator-sounding tracks. "From Flood Into Fire" sounds more power metal-esque than thrash, and the results are simply fantastic. "Death to the World" and the title track are great thrash sounds too.
Kreator Hordes of Chaos
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Madvillain Madvillainy
Mastodon Leviathan
maudlin of the Well Leaving Your Body Map
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Mayhem Esoteric Warfare
Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell
Megadeth Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?
Megadeth That One Night: Live in Buenos Aires
Melvins Houdini
Mercyful Fate The Beginning
Mercyful Fate In the Shadows
Mercyful Fate Time
Metallica Kill 'Em All
So many excellent songs on here without a single bad one. "Seek and Destroy," "The Four Horsemen," "Hit the Lights," and "Motorbreath" are undeniable classics of the thrash metal genre.
Metallica Metallica
Metallica Through the Never
They may have lost their ability to make decent studio albums, but in concert, Metallica still never dissapoint. On another note, the 3D movie "Metallica: Through the Never," of which this album is a soundtrack of, was actually a very solid movie and definitely worth a watch.
Millicent Waffles Under Dark Blue Blanket
will be a 5 if it is even half as sweet as the cover
Mobb Deep The Infamous
Moonsorrow V: Havitetty
Muse Absolution
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
Musk Ox Musk Ox
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
Nightmare Puppy Furtherance
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile
NOISIA Outer Edges
Oado Life Era
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth Still Life
OutKast Stankonia
Panopticon Roads to the North
Pantera Cowboys From Hell
Better than Vulgar Display of Power in my opinion.
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
Floods, Suicide Note 1 and 2, and the title track are Pantera classics. All-in-all, it's a great listen for any Pantera fan, but don't expect another "Cowboys From Hell."
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Possessed Seven Churches
Proem Socially Inept
Radiohead Amnesiac
Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...
Rage Against The Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Not every song is memorable, but Guerrilla Radio, Calm Like a Bomb, Testify, and Sleep Now In the Fire are some of the all-time greatest Rage songs known to man. The fact that they weren't over-the-top with their political messages on most songs on The Battle of Los Angeles is actually a plus for this album. It shows that Rage doesn't need to have political and social commentary in all of their songs to release solid albums.
Revocation Revocation
S.O.D. Speak English or Die
Savatage Hall of the Mountain King
Savatage Gutter Ballet
Sensory Deprivation Unsound
"At least make something that sounds like Neurosis, not this crap"
Sepultura Chaos A.D.
Single Soul beauty and despair found in otherwise empty places
Skinny Puppy Last Rights
Slayer South of Heaven
Slint Spiderland
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
An uneven album for sure, but it still has enough great songs on it to make the album worthwhile.
Sodom Code Red
Squarepusher Selection Sixteen
Storm Daughter Archaic
Strangers on a Train 12 Song Demo
System of a Down Steal This Album!
System of a Down Mezmerize
It may not be as quirky or insane as their older releases, but there are some really fantastic songs on here. "BYOB," "Revenga," and "Sad Statue" are all classics, while "Lost In Hollywood" stands on its own as the best System of a Down ballad.
The Delicious Bread Collection Tales from the Yeast Side
The Delicious Bread Collection Failure
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Enid In The Region of the Summer Stars
The Enid Aerie Faerie Nonsense
The Future Sound of London Lifeforms
The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There
The Night Watch The Night Watch
The Phonies Your Body Lost Along the Shore
The Prodigy The Fat of the Land
The Residents Meet the Residents
The Residents Eskimo
The Rocky Horror Picture Show The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Twilight Sad Fourteen Autumns and Fifteen Winters
The Twilight Sad Nobody Wants To Be Here And Nobody Wants To Leave
Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything
Todd Terje Its The Arps
Tomahawk Tomahawk
Total Control Typical System
Trophy Scars Darkness, Oh Hell
Trvth Grief and Justice
Tycho Dive
Type O Negative Bloody Kisses
Type O Negative The Best of Type O Negative
u-Ziq Lunatic Harness
Ulver Blood Inside
Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Vektor Terminal Redux
Venetian Snares My Love Is A Bulldozer
Venetian Snares Traditional Synthesizer Music
Volcanic Queen Faith In Desire
A horrific story told by disturbing, often schizophrenic soundscapes, painting a bleak picture of gorgeous desolation...or something like that.
Warbringer Worlds Torn Asunder
While it won't please anyone who isn't a fan of 21st Century thash, "Worlds Torn Asunder" is still a solid, powerful album made by people who are truly passionate about playing thrash metal.
White SeeD forgetting what is real
Wolves in the Throne Room Celestite
xSPONGEXCOREx Don't Mess With TexXxas
"Hey Patrick, what am I?"
"Umm, stupid?"
"Whats the difference?"
Yak Something Blue: A Recollection

3.5 great
2Pac All Eyez on Me
A Tribe Called Quest We got it from Here… Thank You 4 Your service
Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties We Don't Have Each Other
Agalloch and Nest Split
Amon Amarth Surtur Rising
Amon Amarth Fate of Norns
Amon Amarth The Avenger
Amon Amarth Versus the World
Amon Tobin Foley Room
Animals As Leaders Weightless
Anvil Forged in Fire
Aphex Twin Computer Controlled Acoustic Instruments Pt 2
Aphex Twin Donkey Rhubarb
Aphex Twin Ventolin
At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease
Autechre elseq 1
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Big Nig Eternal Delay
Blank Banshee Blank Banshee 0
Bruce Lasagna Bruce Lasagna
Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper
Burial Burial
Burzum Fallen
It pales in comparison to Burzum's early works, but Fallen still has an certain, undeniable charm about it.
Burzum Burzum/Aske
Caladan Brood Echoes Of Battle
Children of Bodom Halo of Blood
A return to form for Children of Bodom, and a great one at that. No bad songs on this album; just kick ass riffage.
Children of Bodom Something Wild
Children of Bodom Holiday At Lake Bodom (15 Years Of Wasted Youth)
It's missing many essential songs, such as "Bodom After Midnight," "Children of Bodom,"and
"Hatebreeder," but it is still a very good compilation album that represents each Bodom
album correctly.
Complete Freedom Purging
Complete Freedom Fuck Metronomes
Complete Freedom Space
Complete Freedom Episode 1: Exude
Amazing album art, great work Jac! Gonna jam this soon, have nothing but the highest hopes as always.
Converge No Heroes
Crooked Sun Sick Songs
Cynic Traced in Air
Daft Punk Tron: Legacy
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
Daft Punk Tron Legacy: Reconfigured
Daughters Daughters
Deafheaven Roads to Judah
Death Symbolic
Death Vivus!
Death Scream Bloody Gore
Death Grips Exmilitary
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
Death Grips Interview 2016
Deerhunter Halcyon Digest
Deicide Deicide
Dropkick Murphys The Warrior's Code
Empyrium Songs of Moors and Misty Fields
Estradasphere Buck Fever
Faith No More Sol Invictus
Fallujah The Flesh Prevails
Four Tet There is Love in You
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE
Global Chernobyl Endtime
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O.
The most simplistic Godspeed You! Black Emperor release, and also the most vapid. While the album is interesting in and of itself, especially with its omission of samples and explosive buildups (pun intended), it pales in comparison to the band's other albums.
Grimes Art Angels
Hans Rotmo Varres Jul
Havok Unnatural Selection
Heathen The Evolution of Chaos
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part I
Hutcher Hauntpop
Lady Gaga's got nothing on this
Hutcher systems place: time island
Weird as fuck......and I wouldn't have it any other way.
In Flames Clayman
In Flames Colony
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
Iron Maiden Somewhere Back in Time
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
Jeff Rosenstock We Cool?
Jimmy Eat World Clarity
Josh Coy Helixed
Judas Priest Painkiller
Kanye West The Life of Pablo
Kanye West The College Dropout
Kayo Dot Coffins on Io
Glad I'm not the only one who likes making music about Jupiter's moons.
Kettel Myam James - Part 2
King Diamond ''Them''
King Green Ooba Yung Mot
King Green The Moon Has Fallen
Koop Koop Islands
Korn Korn
Laked God and Yak Butt Pirate Bible Force
LCD Soundsystem This Is Happening
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Locktender Rodin
Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction
"Symphony of Destruction," "Sweating Bullets," and "Foreclosure of a Dream" are Megadeth classics. The rest of the album, however, falls into radio-friendly rock territory and is, for the most part, not on par with what Megadeth has done before.
Megadeth Endgame
Arguably the best Megadeth album since Rust in Peace. From the opening of "Dialectic Chaos" to the last notes of "The Right to Go Insane," this album simply works. Despite a notable loss of Marty Friedman and Nick Menza, the guitar solos are just as genius as ever and the drumming is powerful and aggressive. I'd recommend this to any Megadeth fan.
Megadeth Rust in Peace Live
Megadeth Greatest Hits: Back to the Start
Megadeth The System Has Failed
Mercyful Fate 9
Metal Church The Human Factor
Metal Church The Dark
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Mos Def The Ecstatic
Muse The Resistance
Nekrogoblikon Stench
Nest (FIN) Trail of the Unwary
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine
Nine Inch Nails Not the Actual Events
Nothing More Nothing More
Ol' Dirty Bastard Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version
Opeth Deliverance
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Despite having containing some under-average songs on it, Vulgar Display of Power also holds some of the best Pantera songs of all time, like "Walk," "Hollow," and "F*****g Hostile."
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Quasimoto The Further Adventures of Lord Quas
R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet (Chapters 1-12)
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Radiohead Supercollider/The Butcher
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 3
Secede Tryshasla
Secede Bye Bye Gridlock Traffic
Single Soul Songs About Girls
Slayer Haunting the Chapel
Not one of Slayer's more inspired efforts, but still a solid album with some very memorable songs.
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
The guitar solos on this album range from good to unbelievable, especially the track "Dead Skin Mask." Apart
from that, Slayer steps up their lyrics and their songwriting while never losing their sense of Thrash
Slayer Show No Mercy
An underrated thrash album for sure. Despite horrid production and some pretty weak lyrics, the genius of
Slayer still shines through on songs like "Black Magic" and "Die By the Sword."
Slayer Hell Awaits
Slipknot Slipknot
Sodom Agent Orange
Soundtrack (Television) Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Spectral Lore III
Spider Island Morals of a Dead Wave
Squarepusher Music Is Rotted One Note
Stone Sour House of Gold and Bones - Part 1
An extremely strong album from start to finish. "Gone Sovereign" kicks off the album with tremendous momentum and Stone Sour never let up.
System of a Down Sugar
Sugar may not be SOAD's most thought-provoking or fine-tuned song, but it remains a classic of the alternative metal genre due to its immense about of energy. As for the rest of the EP...it's not half bad. Worth a listen for any SOAD fan.
The Enid Six Pieces
The New Mendicants Into the Lime
The Phantom Band Strange Friend
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Transatlantic Kaleidoscope
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead
Ty Segall Melted
Type O Negative The Origin of the Feces
Ulver Silencing the Singing
Ulver Teachings In Silence
Ulver The Assassination of Julius Caesar
Vali Forlatt
Vektor Black Future
Venom Welcome to Hell
Volcanic Queen Photography Shield
Warren of Ohms The Wolf and The Fox
Washed Out Within and Without

3.0 good
AC/DC High Voltage
Amon Amarth The Crusher
Although it is pretty much what one can expect from an Amon Amarth album, The Crusher seems to their
thrashiest effort to date.
Aphex Twin Come to Daddy
Some good ideas here, but rather inconsistent in its tone. The vocal samples, for the most part, are beyond silly.
Aphex Twin MARCHROMT30a Edit 2b 96
Aphex Twin Cheetah EP
Aphex Twin Classics
Atomship The Crash of `47
Attika 7 Blood Of My Enemies
Autechre Quaristice
Beck Morning Phase
Why is Sea Change bursting out of Beck's head on the cover?
Big Nig 2014
Boards of Canada Tomorrow's Harvest
Boring Bathtimes An Otherwise Clouded Mind
Burzum The Ways of Yore
Burzum Belus
Butthole Surfers Rembrandt Pussyhorse
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Converge Live at the BBC
Count to Altek Remembrance and Anithus
Crooked Sun Demo
Daft Punk Human After All
Darkspace Dark Space I
Dead Can Dance Into the Labyrinth
Death Grips Government Plates
Death Grips Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber Megamix)
DJ Shadow The Mountain Will Fall
Dry Satire Demo
Dry Satire Three String EP
Eddie Murphy Love's Alright
Honestly this deserves a 5 soley because of the music video for "Whatzupwitu." In fact, it deserves a 6.
Empyrium A Wintersunset
Estradasphere Quadropus
Faith No More Album of the Year
Faith No More This Is It: The Best of Faith No More
Five Finger Death Punch War Is The Answer
Frightmare Bringing Back The Bloodshed
Globus Break From This World
Globus Epicon
Grimes Halfaxa
Hikari Todo the joys in not knowing
Integrity To Die For
Iron Maiden From Fear To Eternity
Kanye West Yeezus
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.
King Diamond Abigail
Lady Gaga The Fame
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake
LCD Soundsystem American Dream
Mastodon The Hunter
Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What!
There are some great songs on here. Unfortunately, there are a lot of average songs, too. "Into the Lungs of Hell," "Set the World Afire" and the fan-favorite "In My Darkest Hour" are all fantastic songs worthy of the highest praise.
Megadeth Th1rt3en
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction Live
Megadeth Anthology: Set the World Afire
Megadeth Youthanasia
Mercyful Fate The Bell Witch
Mercyful Fate Return of the Vampire
Mercyful Fate The Best of Mercyful Fate
Metallica Death Magnetic
Metallica No Life 'til Leather
It's raw. It's nasty. And it's the thrashiest thing Metallica have ever produced in their career.
Metallica Beyond Magnetic
Millicent Waffles Beaver Creek
Mirror Kisses Heartbeats
Molecular Corporation Ambient Sputnik and The Dancing Government
Muse The 2nd Law
The two songs sung by Christopher Wolstenholme are great additions to the album, as are the songs "Supremacy" and "Animals." The rest of the album is pretty average.
Muse Showbiz
An uneven album without a doubt. There are too many soft ballads, and the occassionally trite lyrics detract significantly from the album. Despite this, "Showbiz" contains several fantastic Muse songs, such as "Sunburn," "Muscle Museum" and "Cave."
Nekrogoblikon Power
Are they even trying with their lyrics anymore? "Suddenly a giraffe! Giraffe!"
Nest (FIN) Woodsmoke
Neutral Bling Hotel In My G4 Over Da Sea
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
Pantera Reinventing Hell: The Best of Pantera
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
Rage Against The Machine Renegades
Rainbow Rising
Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe
The singles are what make this album so popular. Besides the three singles (Dragula, Living Dead Girl, and Superbeast) this album has little to offer.
S.O.D. Bigger Than the Devil
ScHoolboy Q Blank Face LP
Sigur Ros ( )
Single Soul Demo
Slayer Soundtrack to the Apocalypse
Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
Slipknot Antennas to Hell
Soundtrack (Film) Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Squarepusher Burningn'n Tree
Squarepusher Damogen Furies
Stagnant Pools Temporary Room
Stone Sour House of Gold and Bones - Part 2
Swans The Seer
The Avalanches Wildflower
The Conet Project Recordings of Shortwave Numbers Stations
The Enid Touch Me
The Residents Duck Stab
Ulver Shadows of the Sun

2.5 average
Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere
Anvil This Is Thirteen
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II
Autechre Draft 7.30
Beastmilk Climax
Ben Frost A U R O R A
Born of Osiris The New Reign
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon
Burial Young Death/Nightmarket
Honestly, this is the definition of the word "average". Even though I dig parts of the song "Nightmarket" quite a bit, as a whole it has some issues that drag the song down. 5.5/10
Burzum Sol austan, Mani vestan
Burzum Aske
Death Grips Fashion Week
Disturbed The Sickness
Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists
Dream Theater Octavarium
Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Asunder, Sweet and Other Distress'
Havok Point of No Return
Korn The Essential Korn
LCD Soundsystem LCD Soundsystem
Machine Head Unto the Locust
The album has a few standout tracks, but little else to offer. The songs are usually quite long (6-8 minutes in length). This sometimes works in the band's favor, as songs like "Darkness Within" and "Locust" have enough variety throughout to support their overlong length. However, most of the songs end up being incredibly boring, as they do little with the 8 minutes they are given. In short, "Unto the Locust" is interesting and is still a worthwhile listen, but is far from being great.
Marilyn Manson Portrait of an American Family
Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell II: Back Into Hell
The songs are far too long and overblown. Also some of these songs, in all there 12-minute long glory, have lyrics which make absolutely no sense.
Mercyful Fate Into the Unknown
Metallica Garage Inc.
In my opinion, the only worthwhile song on here is the "Mercyful Fate" medly. Besides that, this album is nothing more than standard covers of the same or less quality of the original song.
Metallica Hardwired... to Self-Destruct
Muse Drones
Myrkur Myrkur
Neutral Milk Hotel Everything Is
Revocation Deathless
Rob Zombie Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor
Some of the songs are catchy and energetic, but the majority are merely average. "Dead City Radio" and "Lucifer Rising" are two highlights, but nothing else really stood out. The lyrical content on this album is atrocious, some of Rob Zombie's absolute worst.
Slayer World Painted Blood
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
System of a Down Hypnotize
The New Mendicants Australia 2013 EP
Trivium Ascendancy
Tycho Epoch
u-Ziq Chewed Corners
Ulver Silence Teaches You How to Sing EP

2.0 poor
Bruno Mars Unorthodox Jukebox
Burial Subtemple/Beachfires
Burzum Daudi Baldrs
Incredibly repetive and rather boring, this album takes its interesting ideas and delivers them in the most dull way possible. Most songs begin with potential, but quickly lose momentum after the first minute or so. Altogether, this album has nothing to offer.
Children of Bodom Skeletons in the Closet
This is a mostly worthless album. Unless you get a kick out of a metal cover of "Oops...I Did It Again" I suggest you stay away from this album.
Disturbed Asylum
Dying Fetus Reign Supreme
Eddie Murphy How Could It Be
Emmure Speaker of the Dead
Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 1
Five Finger Death Punch The Way Of The Fist
Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 2
Green Day 39/Smooth
Generic and forgettable, even by Green Day standards.
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading
The title track is great, but the album has little to offer.
In Flames Come Clarity
Korn The Paradigm Shift
Korn The Path of Totality
Lou Reed Metal Machine Music
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals
"Mechanical Animals" has a great concept and is fun to listen to all the way through. However, it has quite a bit of filler and never does anything overly interesting.
Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!
Despite some great solos, I find the production to be too overwhelmingly bad to enjoy.
Megadeth Risk
Metal Church Generation Nothing
Motionless in White Creatures
Muse Live at Rome Olympic Stadium
Noctum The Seance
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
Slayer God Hates Us All
While "Disciple" and "Bloodline" are both great songs, the album's concept grows rather thin, with many forgettable and uninspired songs.
Slipknot Iowa
Although "Left Behind" and "People = Shit" are great, Iowa has little to offer. The title track is the worst Slipknot song ever, as it is well over ten minutes long and, despite its promise, does nothing interesting whatsoever.
Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter
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System of a Down Kill Rock 'n Roll
The Delicious Bread Collection Pumpkin Bread (2delicious4me)
Only the first half of this is entertaining. The intro of "Spooky Scary Skeletons" is now my
Total Control Henge Beat
Warbringer IV: Empires Collapse

1.5 very poor
Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King
Born of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive
Design the Skyline Nevaeh
Five Finger Death Punch Pre-Emptive Strike
Huntress Spell Eater
Lamb of God Sacrament
Maroon 5 Overexposed
Megadeth Super Collider
"Kingmaker" is a good song, reminding me on something that could easily have been on
Endgame. As for the rest of the album...mehhhh...
Mercyful Fate Dead Again
Metallica Load
Even as a rock album, "Load" fails. It is straight-up boring and has no standout tracks. It goes against what Metallica and heavy metal stood for, and it can't even succeed as the bluesy-rock album that it is trying to be.
Metallica St. Anger
Metallica Reload
Miley Cyrus Bangerz
Stagnant Pools Geist

1.0 awful
Balloon Journey Balloon Journey
Balloon Journey Balloon Journey 2
What kind of music scares balloons? POP MUSIC!
brokeNCYDE Will Never Die
Butcher Babies Butcher Babies
Crazy Frog Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits
Hello Kitty Suicide Club ^_^
Lmfao Sorry For Party Rocking
Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu
It's times like this where I really wish I could rate this less than a 1. This has to be one of the all-time worst albums in existence on every single aspect. This album only has ONE thing going for it: it is unintentionally hilarious to hear James Hetfield sing "I am the table!" and to hear Lou Reed claim that he is "just a small town girl." Listen to this album for a good laugh, but if you want quality music, I suggest you stay as far away from Lulu as humanly possible.
Merzbob men's nipples
The world renowned reputation of Merzbob knows no boundaries. Merzbob (who lives under
the sea) is known for the noise created by squeezing the duo's own men's nipples. If
there had been more circuses around in the depth of the sea Merzbob would have been a
great traveling side show, but now the sound of the manly men's nipples is quickly
bearable on the internet, saving us a dive to the ocean's bottom and a wet pair of ears.

The show is quick and efficient, first there are the alarm bells, awakening everyone
enough to come and check those men's nipples out. What follows is some manly moans,
almost Neanderthal-like. Some quick cheesy music also gets pulled out of those nipples;
glad we don't need to squeeze these men's nipples ourselves and just be able to sit back
and hear the results.

The meshuggah part of the performance is rather jolly, but also the slow human beatbox
versus hiss and cartoonish talking is quite the filler. The chapter named 'extron' feels
like the moment that we had been waiting for; liquid sausages squeezed out successfully
out of those men's nipples...at the end the whole picture zooms out and we are in for a
true revelation; those men's nipples aren't only attached to Merzbob but also to nobody
less then the famous weirdo named Drake.
Pantera Metal Magic
Run the Jewels Meow the Jewels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Coming Out Of Their Shells
The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)
Horrible and catchy: the worst combination I can possibly think of.
The Shaggs Philosophy of the World
My favorite shitty album of all time.

Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy

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