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2024
Northlane Mirror's Edge	1.0
J. Cole Might Delete Later	1.0
Job For A Cowboy Moon Healer	4.0

2023
6ix9ine Blackballed	1.0
Danny Brown Quaranta	4.0
Spiritbox The Fear of Fear	3.0
The Beauty of Suffering from Success
Silent Planet Superbloom	4.0
Thy Art Is Murder Godlike	3.0
Cannibal Corpse Chaos Horrific	4.0
Baroness Stone	4.0
Johnny Booth Moments Elsewhere	4.5
Better Lovers God Made Me an Animal	4.0
Killer Mike Michael	1.0
6ix9ine Leyenda Viva	1.0
The Acacia Strain Step Into The Light	4.0
The Acacia Strain Failure Will Follow	4.0
Suicide Silence Remember...You Must Die	1.5
Logic College Park	2.0

2022
Counterparts A Eulogy for Those Still Here	5.0
Parkway Drive Darker Still	1.0
Revocation Netherheaven	4.0
JID The Forever Story	4.5
The Flatliners New Ruin	3.5
Dance Gavin Dance Jackpot Juicer	1.0
Alexisonfire Otherness	3.5
Logic Vinyl Days	2.0
Northlane Obsidian	3.0
Undeath It's Time...To Rise From the Grave	4.0
Kublai Khan TX Lowest Form of Animal	4.0
Plosivs Plosivs	4.0
Comeback Kid Heavy Steps	3.0

2021
Volumes Happier?	3.0
Converge Bloodmoon: I	3.5
Every Time I Die Radical	5.0
Knocked Loose A Tear in the Fabric of Life	4.0
Full of Hell Garden of Burning Apparitions	4.5
Vulvodynia Praenuntius Infiniti	3.5
Thrice Horizons/East	4.0
Inferi (USA) Vile Genesis	4.0
Turnstile Glow On	4.5

2020
Akhlys Melinoe	4.5
Undeath Lesions of a Different Kind	4.0
Tory Lanez Daystar	1.0
Mastodon Medium Rarities	3.5
6ix9ine TattleTales	1.0
Rain City Drive To Better Days	2.5
Misery Signals Ultraviolet	4.0
Logic No Pressure	2.0
The Acacia Strain Slow Decay	3.5
Emmure Hindsight	2.0
Make Them Suffer How to Survive a Funeral	2.5
END (USA-NJ) Splinters From An Ever-Changing Face	4.0
Like the best parts of Converge and Nails, but with Graphic Nature's thumping production.
Run the Jewels RTJ4	5.0
Haunting, catchy rap roller-coaster with great merch...
Umbra Vitae Shadow of Life	3.5
Dance Gavin Dance Afterburner	2.5
R.A. The Rugged Man All My Heroes Are Dead	2.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Verminous	3.5
Violent Soho Everything Is A-OK	2.5
The Amity Affliction Everyone Loves You... Once You Leave Them	2.0
Green Day Father of All Motherfuckers	1.0

2019
The Acacia Strain It Comes in Waves	3.5
Counterparts Nothing Left to Love	3.5
Norma Jean All Hail	4.0
Deez Nuts You Got Me Fucked Up	1.0
Danny Brown uknowhatimsayin¿	3.5
Being as an Ocean PROXY: An A.N.I.M.O. Story	1.0
Knocked Loose A Different Shade of Blue	4.0
Northlane Alien	3.5
Thy Art Is Murder Human Target	2.0
Vulvodynia Mob Justice	2.5
Full of Hell Weeping Choir	4.5
Logic Confessions of a Dangerous Mind	1.0
The Skints Swimming Lessons	2.0
Volumes Coming Clean	2.5
Logic Supermarket (Soundtrack)	1.0

2018
JID DiCaprio 2	4.0
6ix9ine DUMMY BOY	1.0
Polyphia New Levels New Devils	4.0
Logic Young Sinatra IV	2.0
The Story So Far Proper Dose	4.0
Thrice Palms	2.5
Pig Destroyer Head Cage	3.5
Parkway Drive Reverence	2.0
Prof Pookie Baby	4.0
Lil Xan TOTAL XANARCHY	1.0
Underoath Erase Me	2.0
Logic Bobby Tarantino II	1.5
Too much success, Kendrick inspiration, and present perfect tense.

2017
Eminem Revival	1.0
Asking Alexandria Asking Alexandria	3.0
Kendrick Lamar DAMN. Collector's Edition	1.0
Hopsin No Shame	1.5
Polaris The Mortal Coil	3.0
Converge The Dusk in Us	4.0
Spiritbox Spiritbox	4.0
Veil of Maya False Idol	2.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Nightbringers	5.0
Miley Cyrus Younger Now	1.5
Cuz Lightyear What Up Cuz	2.0
Counterparts You're Not You Anymore	4.5
Comeback Kid Outsider	2.5
Thy Art Is Murder Dear Desolation	3.0
Wage War Deadweight	2.0
Make Them Suffer Worlds Apart	3.0
Big Lenbo Strange Days	4.0
Jarren Benton The Mink Coat Killa LP	3.5
Hundredth Rare	4.0
Volumes Different Animals	1.0
Paramore After Laughter	4.0
Logic Everybody	1.0
Full of Hell Trumpeting Ecstasy	4.0
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.	4.0
Deez Nuts Binge & Purgatory	2.0
Northlane Mesmer	3.0
Suicide Silence Suicide Silence	1.0
Lupe Fiasco DROGAS Light	2.0
An Empty City BLED	1.0
JID The Never Story	4.0

2016
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 3	4.0
Trophy Eyes Chemical Miracle	4.0
Dance Gavin Dance Mothership	3.5
Opeth Sorceress	4.5
Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition	4.5
Every Time I Die Low Teens	4.5
Knocked Loose Laugh Tracks	2.5
Norma Jean Polar Similar	4.5
Dizzy Wright The 702 EP	1.0
Logic Bobby Tarantino	1.5
Vulvodynia Psychosadistic Design	2.0
Nails You Will Never Be One of Us	4.0
Thrice To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere	4.0
Issues Headspace	3.5
DevilDriver Trust No One	4.0
Polyphia Renaissance	3.5
Wildernessking Mystical Future	3.0

2015
Kublai Khan TX New Strength	3.5
Logic The Incredible True Story	2.0
The Plot In You Happiness in Self Destruction	4.0
Fightstar Behind the Devil's Back	4.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Abysmal	4.0
Vulvodynia Finis Omnium Ignorantiam	4.0
Hopsin Pound Syndrome	2.0
Northlane Node	3.5
Counterparts Tragedy Will Find Us	4.0
Cradle of Filth Hammer of the Witches	4.0
Thy Art Is Murder Holy War	3.5
Iwrestledabearonce Hail Mary	3.5
Make Them Suffer Old Souls	4.0
Jarrod Alonge Beating a Dead Horse	4.0
Veil of Maya Matriarch	3.0
In Hearts Wake Skydancer	2.0
Dance Gavin Dance Instant Gratification	4.0
Deez Nuts Word Is Bond	3.0
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly	5.0
The Skints FM	4.0
All That Remains The Order of Things	1.0
Hellions Indian Summer	4.0

2014
Attila Guilty Pleasure	1.0
Bleed from Within Death Walk	4.0
Tight production and well-written tracks. The covers are not cringe-worthy and Nolly nailed the production on this. Super EP.
Circa Survive Descensus	4.5
Job For A Cowboy Sun Eater	4.5
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel	4.5
Vulvodynia Cognizant Castigation	4.0
Logic Under Pressure	2.0
Lagwagon Hang	4.5
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2	5.0
As Blood Runs Black Ground Zero	1.5
As comfortable as holding hands with Ian Watkins.
The Acacia Strain Coma Witch	3.0
Revocation Deathless	4.0
The Holy Guile OG	2.5
Polyphia Muse	2.0
Opeth Pale Communion	4.0
Wvnder Wander	4.5
Came back to this after Andy's audition for that Sumerian Records 'thing'. Amazing album that was definitely slept on.
Capture Reign of Terror	2.0
Some serious batteries in this hype machine. Played a drinking game where I took a shot for every Sempiternal/Real rip-off heard off this album. This is painfully manufactured metalcore.
Silent Screams Hope for Now	2.5
Overkill White Devil Armory	4.0
Betraying the Martyrs Phantom	2.5
Volumes No Sleep	3.5
Suicide Silence You Can't Stop Me	3.0
Chelsea Grin Ashes To Ashes	3.0
Robin Thicke Paula	1.0
Seether Isolate And Medicate	3.0
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown	4.5
ACxDC Antichrist Demoncore	3.5
Rain City Drive Through Art We Are All Equals	4.0
Death of an Era Black Bagged	4.0
Confession Life and Death	3.5
Vinterbris Solace	4.5
Even if you're not a fan of melodic black metal, this album is riddled with fantastic licks and solid writing. Really a great sophomore release!
The Word Alive Real.	2.5
The Amity Affliction Let the Ocean Take Me	3.5
Mad Caddies Dirty Rice	4.0
Vulvodynia Lord Of Plagues	1.0
Black Tongue Born Hanged	1.5
Seriously, a lot of us who defend the simpler genres are even embarrassed of this. Like a fat kid chewing gum in a lift.
In Hearts Wake Earthwalker	3.5
Miss May I Rise of the Lion	2.0
Light the Torch The Beauty of Destruction(Devil You Know	2.5
Emmure Eternal Enemies	1.5
For the Fallen Dreams Heavy Hearts	4.0
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion	4.0
Buried in Verona Faceless	3.0
Comeback Kid Die Knowing	3.5
Issues Issues	2.5
I Killed the Prom Queen Beloved	3.5
While it doesn't reinvent anything, the solid production, instrumental work and vocal performance puts this album above a lot of contemporary metalcore. However, does anyone get the feeling that this album was rushed?
Of Mice and Men Restoring Force	2.0
Wildernessking The Devil Within	4.5
Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues	4.0

2013
Childish Gambino Because the Internet	3.5
I personally love the sampling and the tracks individually, but this album is all over the place. Maybe I was a bit poo-brain when listening to this. Still solid.
AFI Burials	3.5
Miley Cyrus Bangerz	3.0
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech	3.5
Danny Brown Old	4.0
Touche Amore Is Survived By	4.5
Hellions Die Young	3.0
The Flatliners Dead Language	4.0
Arctic Monkeys AM	3.0
Violent Soho Hungry Ghost	4.0
Raw, straight-forward, and pure energy; Jinne boet!
Born of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive	2.5
Iwrestledabearonce Late for Nothing	4.0
Misery Signals Absent Light	4.0
Against Me! True Trans	3.0
letlive. The Blackest Beautiful	4.0
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels	5.0
Attila About That Life	2.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack	4.0
Death of an Era The Great Commonwealth	3.5
Logic Young Sinatra: Welcome to Forever	4.0
Paramore Paramore	1.5
Deez Nuts Bout It	2.0
The Story So Far What You Don't See	4.0
Northlane Singularity	4.0
Enmity (ZA) enrapture	4.0
Bad Religion True North	3.5
Dreamshade The Gift of Life	4.0

2012
Alexisonfire Death Letter	2.0
Woe, Is Me Genesi[s]	1.0
Green Day iDOS!	2.0
Parkway Drive Atlas	3.0
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city	4.5
Thy Art Is Murder Hate	4.0
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind	5.0
NOFX Self Entitled	3.0
Gallows (UK) Gallows	3.5
The Amity Affliction Chasing Ghosts	3.5
Two Door Cinema Club Beacon	2.5
In Hearts Wake Divination	3.5
For the Fallen Dreams Wasted Youth	2.0
The Word Alive Life Cycles	2.5
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal	3.5
Glass Cloud The Royal Thousand	4.0
Memphis May Fire Challenger	3.0
Sleeping With Sirens If You Were a Movie, This Would Be Your Soundtrack	3.5
Guardians The Alignment	3.5
Gary Thomas Midnight Atlas	4.0
Miss May I At Heart	2.5
alt-J An Awesome Wave	3.5
Make Them Suffer Neverbloom	3.0
This is really an enjoyable listen. Unfortunately, they really like to repeat the good and bad ideas so much. If this album didn't waste time with repetition, it would've been a fantastic listen.
Resist the Thought Sovereignty	3.5
Killer Mike R.A.P. Music	4.0
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity	4.0
Logic Young Sinatra: Undeniable	4.0
Emmure Slave To The Game	2.0
Job For A Cowboy Demonocracy	3.0
The Skints Part and Parcel	3.5
Every Time I Die Ex Lives	4.0
Veil of Maya Eclipse	4.0
Wildernessking The Writing of Gods in the Sand	4.0
The Holy Guile FSU	3.5

2011
Northlane Discoveries	3.5
The Amity Affliction Youngbloods	4.0
Volumes Via	3.5
Logic Young Sinatra	2.5
Opeth Heritage	3.0
Thrice Major/Minor	4.5
Iwrestledabearonce Ruining It for Everybody	2.0
Suicide Silence The Black Crown	2.5
Kendrick Lamar Section.80	4.0
The Story So Far Under Soil and Dirt	4.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual	4.0
Ellwood Lost in Transition	4.0
Of Mice and Men The Flood	3.5
Enmity (ZA) Murderabilia	3.5
Vinterbris Vinterbris	3.0
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus	1.5
Arctic Monkeys Suck It and See	3.0
For the Fallen Dreams Back Burner	2.5
Seether Holding Onto Strings Better Left To Fray	2.5
Killer Mike Pl3dge	3.5
Fuzigish SETLIST	4.0
Sleeping With Sirens Let's Cheers to This	2.5
Betrayal Abandonment	3.0
Memphis May Fire The Hollow	3.5
Born of Osiris The Discovery	4.0
As Blood Runs Black Instinct	3.0
Dreamshade What Silence Hides	3.5
Attila Outlawed	3.0

2010
Logic Young, Broke & Infamous	2.5
Underoath Ø (Disambiguation)	4.5
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Dubstep	1.5
Memphis May Fire Between the Lies	4.0
Alexisonfire Dog's Blood	3.5
Prime Circle Jykell & Hyde	1.0
Seriously unimaginative. South Africa's own Nickelback
The Word Alive Deceiver	3.5
Miss May I Monument	3.0
Comeback Kid Symptoms + Cures	3.5
Parkway Drive Deep Blue	4.0
Against Me! White Crosses	3.0
Resist the Thought Damnation	3.5
Deez Nuts This One's For You	2.0
God Is an Astronaut Age of the Fifth Sun	3.5
Attila Rage	3.0
Periphery Periphery	3.5
The Flatliners Cavalcade	4.0
Sleeping With Sirens With Ears to See and Eyes to Hear	3.0
Bonobo Black Sands	4.5
Of Mice and Men Of Mice and Men	3.0
Two Door Cinema Club Tourist History	3.5
Nails Unsilent Death	4.5
Lil Wayne Rebirth	1.0

2009
The Parlotones Stardust Galaxies	1.0
Thrice Beggars	3.5
Strike Anywhere Iron Front	4.0
Converge Axe to Fall	4.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate	2.5
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic	4.0
Killer Mike Underground Atlanta	2.0
Arctic Monkeys Humbug	3.5
Memphis May Fire Sleepwalking	3.0
For the Fallen Dreams Relentless	3.5
Job For A Cowboy Ruination	3.0
Born of Osiris A Higher Place	3.0
Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed	3.0
Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals	3.5
Miss May I Apologies Are for the Weak	3.0
Mos Def The Ecstatic	4.0
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening	3.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Majesty (DVD)	4.0
Fightstar Be Human	4.0
Cattle Decapitation The Harvest Floor	3.5

2008
Cradle of Filth Godspeed on the Devil's Thunder	3.0
Deez Nuts Stay True	3.0
Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation	4.5
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance	3.5
Prime Circle All Or Nothing	1.0
Opeth Watershed	4.0
Bloodbath Unblessing the Purity	4.0
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath	4.0
For the Fallen Dreams Changes	3.5

2007
Memphis May Fire Memphis May Fire	4.0
Seether Finding Beauty In Negative Spaces	3.0
Parkway Drive Horizons	3.0
The Parlotones A World Next Door to Yours	1.0
Fightstar One Day Son This Will All Be Yours	4.0
Suicide Silence The Cleansing	3.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal	4.5
Every Time I Die The Big Dirty	3.0
Against Me! New Wave	3.5
Paramore Riot!	3.0
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb	4.0
Job For A Cowboy Genesis	3.0
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain	3.5
Mad Caddies Keep It Going	4.5
Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare	4.0
El-P I'll Sleep When You're Dead	5.0
Emmure Goodbye To The Gallows	3.0
Comeback Kid Broadcasting	3.0
Iwrestledabearonce Iwrestledabearonce	3.5

2006
I Killed the Prom Queen Music for the Recently Deceased	3.0
Bonobo Days To Come	4.0
Cradle of Filth Thornography	3.0
Alexisonfire Crisis	4.0
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals	4.0
Underoath Define the Great Line	4.0
SikTh Death of a Dead Day	4.5
DevilDriver The Last Kind Words	4.0
Fightstar Grand Unification	4.0
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not	5.0

2005
Job For A Cowboy Doom	4.0
Alexisonfire The Switcheroo Series: Alexisonfire vs. Moneen	3.5
Thrice Vheissu	4.0
Parkway Drive Killing with a Smile	3.5
Opeth Ghost Reveries	4.5
Every Time I Die Gutter Phenomenon	3.0
The Parlotones Radiocontrolledrobot	1.0
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma	3.5
Seether Karma And Effect	3.5
Comeback Kid Wake the Dead	3.5
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute	4.5
The Flatliners Destroy To Create	4.0

2004
MF DOOM MM.. Food	5.0
Cradle of Filth Nymphetamine	3.5
Green Day American Idiot	4.0
Seether Disclaimer II	3.5
Alexisonfire Watch Out!	5.0

2003
I Killed the Prom Queen When Goodbye Means Forever	2.0
Against Me! As the Eternal Cowboy	4.0
SikTh The Trees Are Dead and Dried Out, Wait for Something Wild	4.0
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance	5.0
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium	4.0
Every Time I Die Hot Damn!	4.0
Bonobo Dial 'M' For Monkey	4.0
NOFX The War on Errorism	3.5
Mad Caddies Just One More	5.0
Anti-Flag The Terror State	3.5
The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed	3.5

2002
Q and Not U Different Damage	3.5
Alexisonfire Alexisonfire	4.0
Eminem The Eminem Show	3.5
Against Me! Reinventing Axl Rose	3.5
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness	4.5

2001
Converge Jane Doe	5.0
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia	4.0
Opeth Blackwater Park	4.5

2000
Q and Not U No Kill No Beep Beep	4.0
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command	5.0
Coldplay Parachutes	3.5
Bloodbath Breeding Death	4.0

1999
Mos Def Black on Both Sides	4.0
NOFX The Decline	4.0
Eminem The Slim Shady LP	4.0
Immortal At the Heart of Winter	4.5

1998
Lagwagon Let's Talk About Feelings	4.0

1997
Green Day Nimrod	4.0
Mad Caddies Quality Soft Core	3.5
Immortal Blizzard Beasts	3.0

1996
DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....	5.0
NOFX Heavy Petting Zoo	3.0

1994
NOFX Punk in Drublic	4.5
Green Day Dookie	5.0

1993
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)	4.0
Immortal Pure Holocaust	4.0
Morbid Angel Covenant	4.0

1991
Sepultura Arise	4.0
Bolt Thrower War Master	4.0

1990
Bathory Hammerheart	4.0

1989
Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk	3.5
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness	4.5
Sepultura Beneath the Remains	4.5

1973
Rare Earth Ma	4.0

1972
Rare Earth Willie Remembers	2.5

1971
Rare Earth One World	3.0

1970
Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock	4.5

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