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Average Rating: 3.31
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5.0 classic
Alexisonfire Watch Out!
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Converge Jane Doe
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Counterparts A Eulogy for Those Still Here
DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....
El-P I'll Sleep When You're Dead
Every Time I Die Radical
Green Day Dookie
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Mad Caddies Just One More
MF DOOM MM.. Food
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
Run the Jewels RTJ4
Haunting, catchy rap roller-coaster with great merch...
The Black Dahlia Murder Nightbringers
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance

4.5 superb
Akhlys Melinoe
Bonobo Black Sands
Circa Survive Descensus
Counterparts You're Not You Anymore
Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition
Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown
Every Time I Die Low Teens
Fightstar Behind the Devil's Back
Full of Hell Weeping Choir
Full of Hell Garden of Burning Apparitions
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness
Immortal At the Heart of Winter
JID The Forever Story
Job For A Cowboy Sun Eater
Johnny Booth Moments Elsewhere
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Lagwagon Hang
Mad Caddies Keep It Going
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
Nails Unsilent Death
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel
NOFX Punk in Drublic
Norma Jean Polar Similar
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Opeth Sorceress
Sepultura Beneath the Remains
SikTh Death of a Dead Day
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
Thrice Major/Minor
Touche Amore Is Survived By
Turnstile Glow On
Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation
Underoath Ø (Disambiguation)
Vinterbris Solace
Even if you're not a fan of melodic black metal, this album is riddled with fantastic licks and solid writing. Really a great sophomore release!
Wildernessking The Devil Within
Wvnder Wander
Came back to this after Andy's audition for that Sumerian Records 'thing'. Amazing album that was definitely slept on.

4.0 excellent
Against Me! As the Eternal Cowboy
Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues
Alexisonfire Alexisonfire
Alexisonfire Crisis
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare
Baroness Stone
Bathory Hammerheart
Better Lovers God Made Me an Animal
Big Lenbo Strange Days
Bleed from Within Death Walk
Tight production and well-written tracks. The covers are not cringe-worthy and Nolly nailed the production on this. Super EP.
Bloodbath Breeding Death
Bloodbath Unblessing the Purity
Bolt Thrower War Master
Bonobo Days To Come
Bonobo Dial 'M' For Monkey
Born of Osiris The Discovery
Cannibal Corpse Chaos Horrific
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity
Converge Axe to Fall
Converge The Dusk in Us
Counterparts Tragedy Will Find Us
Cradle of Filth Hammer of the Witches
Dance Gavin Dance Instant Gratification
Danny Brown Old
Danny Brown Quaranta
Death of an Era Black Bagged
DevilDriver The Last Kind Words
DevilDriver Trust No One
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia
Dreamshade The Gift of Life
Ellwood Lost in Transition
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
END (USA-NJ) Splinters From An Ever-Changing Face
Like the best parts of Converge and Nails, but with Graphic Nature's thumping production.
Enmity (ZA) enrapture
Every Time I Die Hot Damn!
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic
Every Time I Die Ex Lives
Fightstar Grand Unification
Fightstar One Day Son This Will All Be Yours
Fightstar Be Human
For the Fallen Dreams Heavy Hearts
Full of Hell Trumpeting Ecstasy
Fuzigish SETLIST
Gary Thomas Midnight Atlas
Glass Cloud The Royal Thousand
Green Day Nimrod
Green Day American Idiot
Hellions Indian Summer
Hundredth Rare
Immortal Pure Holocaust
Inferi (USA) Vile Genesis
Iwrestledabearonce Late for Nothing
Jarrod Alonge Beating a Dead Horse
JID The Never Story
JID DiCaprio 2
Job For A Cowboy Doom
Job For A Cowboy Moon Healer
Kendrick Lamar Section.80
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.
Killer Mike R.A.P. Music
Knocked Loose A Different Shade of Blue
Knocked Loose A Tear in the Fabric of Life
Kublai Khan TX Lowest Form of Animal
Lagwagon Let's Talk About Feelings
letlive. The Blackest Beautiful
Logic Young Sinatra: Undeniable
Logic Young Sinatra: Welcome to Forever
Mad Caddies Dirty Rice
Make Them Suffer Old Souls
Memphis May Fire Memphis May Fire
Memphis May Fire Between the Lies
Misery Signals Absent Light
Misery Signals Ultraviolet
Morbid Angel Covenant
Mos Def Black on Both Sides
Mos Def The Ecstatic
Nails You Will Never Be One of Us
NOFX The Decline
Norma Jean All Hail
Northlane Singularity
Opeth Watershed
Opeth Pale Communion
Overkill White Devil Armory
Paramore After Laughter
Parkway Drive Deep Blue
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb
Plosivs Plosivs
Polyphia New Levels New Devils
Prof Pookie Baby
Q and Not U No Kill No Beep Beep
Rain City Drive Through Art We Are All Equals
Rare Earth Ma
Revocation Deathless
Revocation Netherheaven
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 3
Sepultura Arise
SikTh The Trees Are Dead and Dried Out, Wait for Something Wild
Silent Planet Superbloom
Spiritbox Spiritbox
Strike Anywhere Iron Front
The Acacia Strain Step Into The Light
The Acacia Strain Failure Will Follow
The Amity Affliction Youngbloods
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual
The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack
The Black Dahlia Murder Abysmal
The Black Dahlia Murder Majesty (DVD)
The Flatliners Destroy To Create
The Flatliners Cavalcade
The Flatliners Dead Language
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
The Plot In You Happiness in Self Destruction
The Skints FM
The Story So Far Under Soil and Dirt
The Story So Far What You Don't See
The Story So Far Proper Dose
Thrice Vheissu
Thrice To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere
Thrice Horizons/East
Thy Art Is Murder Hate
Trophy Eyes Chemical Miracle
Undeath Lesions of a Different Kind
Undeath It's Time...To Rise From the Grave
Underoath Define the Great Line
Veil of Maya Eclipse
Violent Soho Hungry Ghost
Raw, straight-forward, and pure energy; Jinne boet!
Vulvodynia Cognizant Castigation
Vulvodynia Finis Omnium Ignorantiam
Wildernessking The Writing of Gods in the Sand
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)

3.5 great
ACxDC Antichrist Demoncore
AFI Burials
Against Me! Reinventing Axl Rose
Against Me! New Wave
Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals
Alexisonfire Dog's Blood
Alexisonfire Otherness
Alexisonfire The Switcheroo Series: Alexisonfire vs. Moneen
alt-J An Awesome Wave
Anti-Flag The Terror State
Arctic Monkeys Humbug
Bad Religion True North
Cattle Decapitation The Harvest Floor
Childish Gambino Because the Internet
I personally love the sampling and the tracks individually, but this album is all over the place. Maybe I was a bit poo-brain when listening to this. Still solid.
Coldplay Parachutes
Comeback Kid Wake the Dead
Comeback Kid Symptoms + Cures
Comeback Kid Die Knowing
Confession Life and Death
Converge Bloodmoon: I
Counterparts Nothing Left to Love
Cradle of Filth Nymphetamine
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech
Dance Gavin Dance Mothership
Danny Brown uknowhatimsayin¿
Death of an Era The Great Commonwealth
Dreamshade What Silence Hides
Eminem The Eminem Show
Enmity (ZA) Murderabilia
For the Fallen Dreams Changes
For the Fallen Dreams Relentless
Gallows (UK) Gallows
God Is an Astronaut Age of the Fifth Sun
Guardians The Alignment
I Killed the Prom Queen Beloved
While it doesn't reinvent anything, the solid production, instrumental work and vocal performance puts this album above a lot of contemporary metalcore. However, does anyone get the feeling that this album was rushed?
In Hearts Wake Divination
In Hearts Wake Earthwalker
Issues Headspace
Iwrestledabearonce Iwrestledabearonce
Iwrestledabearonce Hail Mary
Jarren Benton The Mink Coat Killa LP
Killer Mike Pl3dge
Kublai Khan TX New Strength
Mad Caddies Quality Soft Core
Mastodon Medium Rarities
Memphis May Fire The Hollow
NOFX The War on Errorism
Northlane Discoveries
Northlane Node
Northlane Alien
Of Mice and Men The Flood
Parkway Drive Killing with a Smile
Periphery Periphery
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
Pig Destroyer Head Cage
Polyphia Renaissance
Q and Not U Different Damage
Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk
Resist the Thought Damnation
Resist the Thought Sovereignty
Seether Disclaimer II
Seether Karma And Effect
Sleeping With Sirens If You Were a Movie, This Would Be Your Soundtrack
Suicide Silence The Cleansing
The Acacia Strain It Comes in Waves
The Acacia Strain Slow Decay
The Amity Affliction Chasing Ghosts
The Amity Affliction Let the Ocean Take Me
The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma
The Black Dahlia Murder Verminous
The Flatliners New Ruin
The Holy Guile FSU
The Skints Part and Parcel
The Word Alive Deceiver
Thrice Beggars
Thy Art Is Murder Holy War
Two Door Cinema Club Tourist History
Umbra Vitae Shadow of Life
Volumes Via
Volumes No Sleep
Vulvodynia Praenuntius Infiniti

3.0 good
Against Me! White Crosses
Against Me! True Trans
Arctic Monkeys Suck It and See
Arctic Monkeys AM
As Blood Runs Black Instinct
Asking Alexandria Asking Alexandria
Attila Rage
Attila Outlawed
Betrayal Abandonment
Born of Osiris A Higher Place
Buried in Verona Faceless
Chelsea Grin Ashes To Ashes
Comeback Kid Broadcasting
Comeback Kid Heavy Steps
Cradle of Filth Thornography
Cradle of Filth Godspeed on the Devil's Thunder
Deez Nuts Stay True
Deez Nuts Word Is Bond
Emmure Goodbye To The Gallows
Every Time I Die Gutter Phenomenon
Every Time I Die The Big Dirty
Hellions Die Young
I Killed the Prom Queen Music for the Recently Deceased
Immortal Blizzard Beasts
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Job For A Cowboy Genesis
Job For A Cowboy Ruination
Job For A Cowboy Demonocracy
Make Them Suffer Neverbloom
This is really an enjoyable listen. Unfortunately, they really like to repeat the good and bad ideas so much. If this album didn't waste time with repetition, it would've been a fantastic listen.
Make Them Suffer Worlds Apart
Memphis May Fire Sleepwalking
Memphis May Fire Challenger
Miley Cyrus Bangerz
Miss May I Apologies Are for the Weak
Miss May I Monument
NOFX Heavy Petting Zoo
NOFX Self Entitled
Northlane Mesmer
Northlane Obsidian
Of Mice and Men Of Mice and Men
Opeth Heritage
Paramore Riot!
Parkway Drive Horizons
Parkway Drive Atlas
Polaris The Mortal Coil
Rare Earth One World
Seether Finding Beauty In Negative Spaces
Seether Isolate And Medicate
Sleeping With Sirens With Ears to See and Eyes to Hear
Spiritbox The Fear of Fear
The Beauty of Suffering from Success
Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed
Suicide Silence You Can't Stop Me
The Acacia Strain Coma Witch
Thy Art Is Murder Dear Desolation
Thy Art Is Murder Godlike
Veil of Maya Matriarch
Vinterbris Vinterbris
Volumes Happier?
Wildernessking Mystical Future

2.5 average
Betraying the Martyrs Phantom
Born of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive
Comeback Kid Outsider
Dance Gavin Dance Afterburner
For the Fallen Dreams Back Burner
Issues Issues
Knocked Loose Laugh Tracks
Light the Torch The Beauty of Destruction(Devil You Know
Logic Young Sinatra
Logic Young, Broke & Infamous
Make Them Suffer How to Survive a Funeral
Miss May I At Heart
R.A. The Rugged Man All My Heroes Are Dead
Rain City Drive To Better Days
Rare Earth Willie Remembers
Seether Holding Onto Strings Better Left To Fray
Silent Screams Hope for Now
Sleeping With Sirens Let's Cheers to This
Suicide Silence The Black Crown
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate
The Holy Guile OG
The Word Alive Life Cycles
The Word Alive Real.
Thrice Palms
Two Door Cinema Club Beacon
Veil of Maya False Idol
Violent Soho Everything Is A-OK
Volumes Coming Clean
Vulvodynia Mob Justice

2.0 poor
Alexisonfire Death Letter
Attila About That Life
Capture Reign of Terror
Some serious batteries in this hype machine. Played a drinking game where I took a shot for
every Sempiternal/Real rip-off heard off this album. This is painfully manufactured
metalcore.
Cuz Lightyear What Up Cuz
Deez Nuts This One's For You
Deez Nuts Bout It
Deez Nuts Binge & Purgatory
Emmure Slave To The Game
Emmure Hindsight
For the Fallen Dreams Wasted Youth
Green Day iDOS!
Hopsin Pound Syndrome
I Killed the Prom Queen When Goodbye Means Forever
In Hearts Wake Skydancer
Iwrestledabearonce Ruining It for Everybody
Killer Mike Underground Atlanta
Logic Under Pressure
Logic The Incredible True Story
Logic Young Sinatra IV
Logic No Pressure
Logic Vinyl Days
Logic College Park
Lupe Fiasco DROGAS Light
Miss May I Rise of the Lion
Of Mice and Men Restoring Force
Parkway Drive Reverence
Polyphia Muse
The Amity Affliction Everyone Loves You... Once You Leave Them
The Skints Swimming Lessons
Thy Art Is Murder Human Target
Underoath Erase Me
Vulvodynia Psychosadistic Design
Wage War Deadweight

1.5 very poor
As Blood Runs Black Ground Zero
As comfortable as holding hands with Ian Watkins.
Black Tongue Born Hanged
Seriously, a lot of us who defend the simpler genres are even embarrassed of this. Like a fat kid chewing gum in a lift.
Emmure Eternal Enemies
Hopsin No Shame
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Dubstep
Logic Bobby Tarantino
Logic Bobby Tarantino II
Too much success, Kendrick inspiration, and present perfect tense.
Miley Cyrus Younger Now
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
Paramore Paramore
Suicide Silence Remember...You Must Die

1.0 awful
6ix9ine DUMMY BOY
6ix9ine TattleTales
6ix9ine Leyenda Viva
6ix9ine Blackballed
All That Remains The Order of Things
An Empty City BLED
Attila Guilty Pleasure
Being as an Ocean PROXY: An A.N.I.M.O. Story
Dance Gavin Dance Jackpot Juicer
Deez Nuts You Got Me Fucked Up
Dizzy Wright The 702 EP
Eminem Revival
Green Day Father of All Motherfuckers
J. Cole Might Delete Later
Kendrick Lamar DAMN. Collector's Edition
Killer Mike Michael
Lil Wayne Rebirth
Lil Xan TOTAL XANARCHY
Logic Everybody
Logic Supermarket (Soundtrack)
Logic Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Northlane Mirror's Edge
Parkway Drive Darker Still
Prime Circle Jykell & Hyde
Seriously unimaginative. South Africa's own Nickelback
Prime Circle All Or Nothing
Robin Thicke Paula
Suicide Silence Suicide Silence
The Parlotones Radiocontrolledrobot
The Parlotones A World Next Door to Yours
The Parlotones Stardust Galaxies
Tory Lanez Daystar
Volumes Different Animals
Vulvodynia Lord Of Plagues
Woe, Is Me Genesi[s]
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