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2014
Trophy Scars Holy Vacants	4.5

2013
Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal	3.0

2012
Woe, Is Me Genesi[s]	2.0
When Woe, Is Me released "I've Told You Once," I was slightly worried about how the rest of rthe album was going to sound. While "I've Told You Once" was okay, it was plagued by boring rand repetitve "chug chug chug" guitars that never change tone throughout the song, and rhorrendous lyrics like "it must be hard to talk shit with a dick in your throat." I've rfinally gotten around to listening to the full album... And wow. Every song sounds EXACTLY rthe same. And are ruined by the same things that flawed "I've Told You Once"... Shitty rdjent-like guitars that never change tone and horrible, HORRIBLE lyrics. The screaming rvocalist, while not a bad vocalist, isn't all that great and lacks variety in his screams. rNot even the clean vocalists nor the guest vocalists can save this album. Stay far, far away rfrom Genesi[s].
Issues Black Diamonds	3.5
Deftones Koi No Yokan	4.5
August Burns Red Sleddin' Hill	3.5
Rob Zombie Mondo Sex Head	2.5
Linkin Park Living Things	3.0
Emmure Slave To The Game	3.0
Every Time I Die Ex Lives	4.5
Crosses EP II	3.0
Attack Attack! This Means War	3.0
Enter Shikari A Flash Flood of Colour	4.0

2011
Korn The Path of Totality	1.0
Nickelback Here and Now	1.0
Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu	1.0
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster IV	3.5
Staind Staind	4.0
Crosses EP	3.0
Attack Attack! Attack Attack! (Deluxe Reissue)	3.0
Suicide Silence The Black Crown	3.5
Of Mice and Men The Flood	4.0
Austin Carlile can make good music? I'm pleasantly surprised.
Touche Amore Parting The Sea Between Brightness And Me	5.0
Cave In White Silence	4.0
Thursday No Devolucion	4.5
Born of Osiris The Discovery	4.5
I See Stars The End of the World Party	1.5
Emmure Speaker Of The Dead	2.5

2010
A Day To Remember What Separates Me from You	3.5
brokeNCYDE Will Never Die	1.0
Underoath Ø (Disambiguation)	4.5
Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...	3.5
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns	2.5
Woe, Is Me Number[s]	4.5
The Acacia Strain Wormwood	3.5
3OH!3 Streets of Gold	1.0
Eminem Recovery	3.5
Attack Attack! Attack Attack!	2.0
Attila Rage	2.5
Deftones Diamond Eyes	4.0
Of Mice and Men Of Mice and Men	2.5

2009
We Came As Romans To Plant a Seed	3.5
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream	1.0
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic	4.0
Emmure Felony	1.0
Memphis May Fire Sleepwalking	3.5
Cave In Planets of Old	3.5
August Burns Red Constellations	4.0
Poison the Well The Tropic Rot	4.0
Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed	2.0
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster III	3.5
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!	1.0
Enter Shikari Common Dreads	4.0
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness	3.5
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown	1.5
Eminem Relapse	1.5
Sunn O))) Monoliths and Dimensions	4.0
Dot Dot Curve Til the Wheels Fall Off	1.0
I See Stars 3D	1.5
Thursday Common Existence	4.0
A Day To Remember Homesick	4.0
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season Cut Up!	1.5

2008
Nickelback Dark Horse	1.0
Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly	1.0
I Set My Friends On Fire You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter	2.5
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season	2.0
Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation	4.0
Staind The Illusion of Progress	2.0
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance	3.5
The Acacia Strain Continent	4.0
Norma Jean The Anti Mother	3.0
3OH!3 Want	1.0
Emarosa Relativity	3.5
Cryptopsy The Unspoken King	1.0
Emmure The Respect Issue	2.0
Nine Inch Nails The Slip	4.0
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts I-IV	4.0
Genghis Tron Board Up the House	4.5
Attack Attack! If Guns Are Outlawed, Can We Use Swords?	1.0

2007
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works	4.5
The Ocean Precambrian	4.5
Rosetta Wake/Lift	4.0
Suicide Silence The Cleansing	3.0
Between the Buried and Me Colors	5.0
Every Time I Die The Big Dirty	3.5
Atreyu Lead Sails Paper Anchor	1.5
Korn Untitled	2.0
UNKLE War Stories	4.0
August Burns Red Messengers	3.5
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb	4.5
Pelican City of Echoes	4.0
Circa Survive On Letting Go	4.5
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain	4.0
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight	1.0
The Fall of Troy Manipulator	3.5
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero	4.0
The Chariot The Fiancee	3.5
Poison the Well Versions	4.0
Enter Shikari Take to the Skies	3.5
Finger Eleven Them vs. You vs. Me	2.5
Emmure Goodbye To The Gallows	3.5
The Legion Of Doom Incorparated	3.5
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster II	4.0
Jesu Conqueror	5.0
A Day To Remember For Those Who Have Heart	4.0
3OH!3 3OH!3	1.0

2006
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me	5.0
Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings	2.5
"COUNT YOUR FUCKING BLESSINGS!" Bring Me the Horizons debut release is mostly a mixed bag, featuring great tracks such as "Pray For Plagues" and deathcore classic "For Stevie Wonders Eyes Only (Braille)." There are some pretty mediocre tracks, such as "Off the Heezay," which has has one of the most ridiculous breakdowns I've ever heard. "da da da! YEA YEA YEA"
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist	4.0
He Is Legend Suck Out the Poison	3.5
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister	5.0
DJ Shadow The Outsider	2.5
Norma Jean Redeemer	4.0
HORSE the band Pizza	2.0
Slayer Christ Illusion	5.0
Eighteen Visions Eighteen Visions	1.5
It's like "Obsession", but without any of the enjoyable elements.
Underoath Define the Great Line	5.0
Thursday A City By the Light Divided	4.5
Tool 10,000 Days	4.5
Jesu Silver	5.0
Atreyu A Death-Grip on Yesterday	2.5
Rob Zombie Educated Horses	3.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed PCP Torpedo/ANbRX	4.0
Hawthorne Heights If Only You Were Lonely	3.5
Hawthorne Heights have greatly improved on their second album, fixing most of the major flaws from their debut. The vocals never get annoying, although the screams can still get occasionally annoying. The instrumentation, while not sounding too amazing, sounds much more fleshed out, and the usage of 3 guitars actually works out sometimes. However, the lyrics stick a little too close to familiar ground with the depressing themes, and the band still don't have any new or fresh ideas to add to the pop-emo formula. Tracks to download: Where Can I Stab Myself In The Ears, Saying Sorry

2005
Korn See You on the Other Side	3.0
The Ocean Aeolian	4.0
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster Maylene and the Sons of Disaster	4.0
Sunn O))) Black One	4.0
Thrice Vheissu	5.0
Rosetta The Galilean Satellites	5.0
Nickelback All the Right Reasons	1.0
HORSE the band The Mechanical Hand	3.5
Sigur Ros Takk...	4.5
Earth Hex: Or Printing In the Infernal Method	4.0
Between the Buried and Me Alaska	4.5
From Autumn to Ashes Abandon Your Friends	3.0
Protest the Hero Kezia	4.5
Every Time I Die Gutter Phenomenon	4.0
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger	4.5
Staind Chapter V	2.5
Ulver Blood Inside	4.0
Finch Say Hello to Sunshine	4.0
Pelican The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon...	4.0
Audioslave Out of Exile	3.5
A Day To Remember And Their Name Was Treason	3.0
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth	4.0
Circa Survive Juturna	3.5
Mudvayne Lost and Found	3.5
Norma Jean O' God, the Aftermath	4.0
Red Sparowes At The Soundless Dawn	3.5
Matchbook Romance Voices	4.0

2004
Jay-Z and Linkin Park Collision Course	3.5
He Is Legend I Am Hollywood	4.5
The Chariot Everything Is Alive, Everything Is...	4.5
Eminem Encore	2.0
A Perfect Circle eMOTIVe	2.0
ISIS Panopticon	5.0
mewithoutYou Catch For Us the Foxes	4.0
Some Girls All My Friends Are Going Death	3.0
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer	4.0
Bring Me the Horizon This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For	3.0
Jesu Jesu	4.0
Green Day American Idiot	4.0
Converge You Fail Me	4.5
Fear Before Art Damage	4.0
Mastodon Leviathan	4.5
Old Man Gloom Christmas	3.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine	4.0
Misery Signals Of Malice and the Magnum Heart	4.0
Atreyu The Curse	2.5
Eighteen Visions Obsession	3.0
The Killers Hot Fuss	3.5
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety	4.0
Hawthorne Heights The Silence in Black and White	2.0
Although Hawthorne Heights debut has some solid and catchy moments, the lyrics are horrid, the vocals (especially the screaming) can sound annoying and awful, and as a whole is a uncreative and uninspired piece of work. Just download Niki FM and Ohio Is For Lovers and be on your merry way.
Killswitch Engage The End of Heartache	4.0
The Ocean Fluxion	3.0
36 Crazyfists A Snow Capped Romance	4.0
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo	5.0

2003
Cave In Antenna	4.0
Pelican Australasia	4.5
UNKLE Never, Never, Land	3.0
Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Acoustic	4.0
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus	4.5
Nickelback The Long Road	1.0
A Perfect Circle Thirteenth Step	4.0
Thursday War All the Time	4.5
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary	1.0
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance	4.0
Killing Joke Killing Joke (2003)	4.0
Poison the Well You Come Before You	4.5
The Locust Plague Soundscapes	4.0
Every Time I Die Hot Damn!	5.0
Metallica St. Anger	1.0
Staind 14 Shades of Grey	2.5
Deftones Deftones	4.5
Shai Hulud That Within Blood Ill-Tempered	5.0
From Autumn to Ashes The Fiction We Live	4.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America	4.5
Linkin Park Meteora	3.5
Massive Attack 100th Window	3.0
Matchbook Romance Stories and Alibis	3.5
Raein Il n'y a pas de orchestre	4.0
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe	5.0

2002
Botch An Anthology of Dead Ends	4.0
Audioslave Audioslave	3.5
Mudvayne The End of All Things to Come	4.0
Sigur Ros ( )	5.0
Cave In Tides of Tomorrow	3.5
Chevelle Wonder What's Next	4.0
Hopesfall The Satellite Years	5.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene	4.0
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute	4.5
Norma Jean Bless the Martyr and Kiss the Child	4.5
Orchid Orchid	4.5
mewithoutYou A to B: Life	4.0
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope	4.0
Atreyu Suicide Notes and Butterfly Kisses	3.0
DJ Shadow The Private Press	3.5
Mastodon Remission	5.0
Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing	4.5
Eminem The Eminem Show	4.0
Eighteen Visions Vanity	3.5
Bad Brains I and I Survived	3.0
36 Crazyfists Bitterness the Star	3.5
Finch What It Is to Burn	3.5
Underoath The Changing of Times	4.5
Poison the Well Tear From the Red	4.0
Thrice The Illusion of Safety	4.0
Sunn O))) Flight of the Behemoth	3.0
Filter The Amalgamut	3.5
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors	4.0
ISIS Oceanic	5.0
Korn Untouchables	3.5

2001
Every Time I Die Last Night in Town	4.5
Rob Zombie The Sinister Urge	3.5
Khanate Khanate	4.0
Thursday Full Collapse	5.0
Nickelback Silver Side Up	1.5
Slayer God Hates Us All	3.5
System of a Down Toxicity	4.5
Converge Jane Doe	5.0
Slipknot Iowa	3.5
American Head Charge The War Of Art	4.0
From Autumn to Ashes Too Bad You're Beautiful	4.5
Neurosis A Sun That Never Sets	4.5
Mudvayne The Beginning of All Things to End	3.5
pg.99 Document #8	5.0
Weezer The Green Album	4.0
Tool Lateralus	5.0
Melvins Colossus of Destiny	1.0
Staind Break The Cycle	3.0
ISIS SGNL>05	3.5
Old Man Gloom Seminar II: The Holy Rites of Primitivism Regressi	3.5

2000
Nine Inch Nails Things Falling Apart	1.5
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory	4.0
Although they add little to the overdone rap rock genre, it's incredably well done. From the great vocals to the simple but effective rhymes, this is a fantastic album, especially coming from the nu-metal genre.
Radiohead Kid A	5.0
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command	5.0
Mudvayne L.D. 50	4.5
Eighteen Visions Until The Ink Runs Out	4.0
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence	4.0
Finger Eleven The Greyest of Blue Skies	3.5
Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage	3.0
Underoath Cries of the Past	4.0
Earth Crisis Slither	2.5
Deftones White Pony	5.0
ISIS Celestial	4.0
A Perfect Circle Mer de Noms	4.5
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP	5.0
Rage Against the Machine Renegades	3.5
Argyle Park Suspension Of Disbelief	4.0
Thrice Identity Crisis	2.5
Ulver Perdition City	4.5
Disturbed The Sickness	3.0
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water	2.5
Orchid Dance Tonight! Revolution Tomorrow!	4.5
Cave In Jupiter	5.0
Discordance Axis The Inalienable Dreamless	5.0
Baha Men Who Let the Dogs Out	1.0

1999
Botch We Are the Romans	5.0
A groundbreaking album where hardcore and extreme metal collide with bizarre time signatures, brutal breakdowns and ear-wrenching noise. A classic.
Korn Issues	4.0
Coalesce 0:12 Revolution in Just Listening	5.0
ISIS The Red Sea	3.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity	5.0
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile	5.0
Filter Title Of Record	4.5
Incubus (USA-CA) Make Yourself	4.0
Slipknot Slipknot	3.5
Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun	4.0
Limp Bizkit Significant Other	3.5
In Flames Colony	4.5
Paradise Lost Host	4.0
Staind Dysfunction	3.5
Neurosis Times of Grace	4.0
Underoath Act of Depression	3.0
Eminem The Slim Shady LP	4.0
Thursday Waiting	2.5
Ministry Dark Side of the Spoon	3.0
The Mad Capsule Markets Osc-Dis (Oscillator In Distortion)	3.5
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles	4.0
Chevelle Point #1	4.0
Poison the Well The Opposite of December	5.0
Orchid Chaos is Me	5.0

1998
Ulver Themes From William Blake's The Marriage of Heaven and Hell	4.5
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come	5.0
Sepultura Against	2.0
Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy	4.0
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals	5.0
Nickelback The State	1.0
The Locust The Locust	4.0
Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe	3.5
Korn Follow the Leader	4.0
Far Water & Solutions	5.0
System of a Down System of a Down	4.0
Slayer Diabolus in Musica	3.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Adore	3.5
Cave In Until Your Heart Stops	5.0
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing	3.5
Massive Attack Mezzanine	4.5
Botch American Nervoso	4.0
Coalesce Functioning on Impatience	4.0
UNKLE Psyence Fiction	5.0
Saetia Saetia	5.0

1997
Metallica Reload	2.0
Deftones Around the Fur	4.5
Incubus (USA-CA) S.C.I.E.N.C.E.	4.5
Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all	4.0
Radiohead OK Computer	5.0
Coalesce Give Them Rope	4.5
Ulver Nattens Madrigal	5.0
Shai Hulud Hearts Once Nourished With Hope...	4.5
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale	3.5

1996
Acid Bath Paegan Terrorism Tactics	4.0
Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.	2.0
Korn Life Is Peachy	3.0
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar	4.0
Tool Ænima	4.5
Weezer Pinkerton	5.0
Godflesh Songs of Love and Hate	3.5
Earth Pentastar: In The Style Of Demons	3.5
Sublime Sublime	4.5
Refused Songs To Fan The Flames Of Discontent	3.5
Metallica Load	2.5
Nickelback Curb	1.0
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire	4.0
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood	5.0
Sepultura Roots	5.0
In Flames The Jester Race	5.0
Cryptopsy None So Vile	5.0
DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....	5.0
Ministry Filth Pig	3.0
Ulver Kveldssanger	3.5
Far Tin Cans with Strings to You	4.0
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky	4.5
Burzum Filosofem	5.0

1995
Deadguy Fixation on a Coworker	5.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness	5.0
Green Day Insomniac	3.5
Deftones Adrenaline	3.5
Immortal Battles in the North	4.5
Filter Short Bus	3.5
Earth Crisis Destroy the Machines	4.5
Earth Phase 3: Thrones and Dominions	3.0
KMFDM Nihil	4.5
Radiohead The Bends	4.0
Argyle Park Misguided	4.0
Death Symbolic	4.5
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler	4.5

1994
Method Man Tical	4.0
Korn Korn	5.0
Refused This Just Might Be... The Truth	2.5
Massive Attack Protection	4.0
Killing Joke Pandemonium	4.0
Sublime Robbin' the Hood	4.0
Marilyn Manson Portrait of an American Family	3.0
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger	5.0
Weezer Weezer	4.5
Rollins Band Weight	4.0
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral	5.0
Soundgarden Superunknown	5.0
Green Day Dookie	4.0
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss	4.5
Acid Bath When the Kite String Pops	4.5
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas	5.0

1993
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)	5.0
KMFDM Angst	4.0
Immortal Pure Holocaust	4.0
Mayhem Live in Leipzig	4.0
Melvins Houdini	5.0
Nirvana In Utero	5.0
Bad Brains Rise	2.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream	4.0
Death Individual Thought Patterns	4.0
Earth Crisis Firestorm	3.5
Radiohead Pablo Honey	2.5
Tool Undertow	4.0
Neurosis Enemy of the Sun	4.5
Earth Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version	5.0
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon	4.5
Cynic Focus	4.0
Sepultura Chaos A.D.	4.5
Rorschach Protestant	5.0

1992
Melvins Lysol	5.0
Ice Cube The Predator	4.5
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine	5.0
Nine Inch Nails Broken	4.5
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky	5.0
Paradise Lost Shades of God	4.5
Tool Opiate	3.5
Godflesh Pure	4.0
Sublime 40 Oz. to Freedom	4.0
Ministry Psalm 69	4.5
Rollins Band The End of Silence	5.0

1991
Death Human	5.0
Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten	5.0
Nirvana Nevermind	5.0
Atheist Unquestionable Presence	5.0
Metallica Metallica	4.0
Massive Attack Blue Lines	5.0
Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick	5.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Gish	4.0
Slint Spiderland	5.0
Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious	5.0
Paradise Lost Gothic	5.0

1990
Ice Cube AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted	4.0
Minor Threat Complete Discography	5.0
Naked City Torture Garden	5.0
Ministry In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up	3.5
KMFDM Naïve	4.0
Killing Joke Extremities, Dirt & Various Repressed Emotions	4.0
Public Enemy Fear of a Black Planet	4.5
KMFDM Godlike	5.0

1989
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine	4.5
Bad Brains Quickness	2.5
Carcass Symphonies of Sickness	4.5
Nirvana Bleach	4.0
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness	4.0
Gorilla Biscuits Start Today	4.0
Ministry The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste	5.0
Godflesh Streetcleaner	5.0
Terrorizer World Downfall	5.0

1988
Napalm Death From Enslavement to Obliteration	4.5
Metallica ...And Justice for All	4.5
Carcass Reek of Putrefaction	3.0
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton	5.0
Slayer South of Heaven	4.5
Ministry The Land of Rape and Honey	4.0
Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back	5.0

1987
Swans Children of God	4.0
Napalm Death Scum	5.0

1986
Slayer Reign in Blood	5.0
Metallica Master of Puppets	4.0
Bad Brains I Against I	4.0
Ministry Twitch	4.0
Swans Holy Money	4.5

1985
Swans Greed	4.0

1984
Metallica Ride the Lightning	4.0
Agnostic Front Victim in Pain	5.0
Swans Young God	4.0
Swans Cop	5.0
Black Flag My War	5.0
Husker Du Zen Arcade	5.0

1983
Metallica Kill 'Em All	5.0

1982
Bad Brains Bad Brains	5.0
Venom Black Metal	5.0

1981
Black Flag Damaged	4.5
Venom Welcome to Hell	4.5

1980
Killing Joke Killing Joke	5.0

1970
Syd Barrett The Madcap Laughs	5.0

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