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2023
Johnny Booth Moments Elsewhere4.0
The Luminary Second Sleep4.5
slaps af
August Burns Red Death Below4.5
I very much enjoyed the "cringey" spoken word intro. It gave Jordan Dreyer I run for his money. This band has always had trouble trying to shake things up but I think they finally found it whenever they occasionally wander into deathcore-esque territory while still maintaining to steer the ship back to their signature sound. This was a success.
Invent Animate Heavener5.0
Who would have known that in 2023 there would be a metalcore album with whiny vocals that would completely innovate the genre.

2022
Electric Callboy TEKKNO2.0
AA! isn't dumb enough to make a BassHunter/metalcore cringe fest track. Dear Wendy>
Stray from the Path Euthanasia1.0
Until I Wake Inside My Head2.5
An unfortunate miscue. "Octane" was a massive hit. But unfortunately, the band could not hold it together while writing their debut. A bunch of talent thrown away due to lack of stamina and ideas for a full-length. Shame.
Armor For Sleep The Rain Museum3.5
Managed to not ditch their roots. Rather, embracing the sound that made them who they are and making it even more accessible opposed to watering it down like MGK and other artists. Vocals from Jorgensen are rather flat as a result of either boredom or just being rusty from hiatus. Armor For Sleep and Anberlin is shaping 2022 and preparing the future to be a bright one for the alt rock / Pop Punk Revival scene and I couldn't be more stoked.
Miss May I Curse of Existence4.0
Melodic Deathcore [2]
I Prevail TRUE POWER1.0
Why is this band popular? Swan Song inspired genericore. I'd rather listen to jersey shore-
core revival. Bring back AAS!
Valoria Dead Languages3.5
Memphis May Fire Remade in Misery3.0
Step in the right direction. It's just too bad they took too many freaking erratic steps backwards
on their last three albums? Maybe four? Who the heck knows.

Also, what I find silly is that some tracks rule hard but mid song when they build up and hype you
up to what you assume would be a nice breakdown, they instead ditch it and do some weird random
shit. I understand you don't want to be cliche but just stick to what you're good at.
Scary Kids Scaring Kids Out Of Light2.0
Great idea for an album but unfortunately, it falls flat on its face. Whether it's the completely
lackluster instrumentals from the band or the spectacular vocal roster completely dropping the
ball with their terrible performances. Although something good did come out of this: Matt
Macdonald (The Classic Crime) was only one that put meticulous care into his feature with some
finesse chops and gut wrenching lyrics. One of the prettiest songs I have ever heard.
Static Dress Rouge Carpet Disaster5.0
Chaotic delicate madness.
When Forever Ends Leviathan3.5
Wolves at the Gate Eulogies4.5
Seems like this album was invented in a lab to make it the most catchiest earworm in all metalcore. It's that damn clever.
In Angles Cardinal3.5
A delightful find for me. Nothing too ground breaking, but I've personally have never heard Pop-
Punk and Mathcore blended so well before. I enjoyed the strip down production too, all these
elements create something refreshing.

2021
Volumes Happier?4.5
A melodic hardcore revival with some random bubblegum pop influences? I'm all about it.
Gold Necklace Gold Necklace3.0
Kurt Travis is an amazing vocalist. Hell, probably my favorite singer of all time. But, listening
to thirty minutes straight of just his falsetto is strenuous. Instrumentally, it's sounds like
they took mathcore and watered it down to the point where it sounds midwestern emo.
Limp Bizkit Still Sucks5.0
rage can suck a throbbing cockrBizkit >>>>>
Attack Attack! Long Time, No Sea3.5
Wasn't sure what to think of the new AA! when I first listened to the singles out of context. But after listening to them in its entirety, this EP is wildly fun. Kudos to Chris Parketny for adjusting his vocal style to really making this record sound a lot like their selftitled. Production is great. Never thought this band could make a tight record without Johnny Frank. Maybe it was Caleb Shomo that plagued the band the whole time.
Knocked Loose A Tear in the Fabric of Life4.5
Bilmuri 400LB Back Squat5.0
Bilmuri: evolving metalcore to ludicrous and unthinkable heights since 2016
Spiritbox Eternal Blue4.5
Eidola The Architect4.5
It's nice to listen to a competent progressive post-hardcore record that doesn't hold the low brow connotation of the likes of swancore or hearing that half the album is a victim of going pop like some of these bands do. It feels like it's 2013 and I'm listening to Hands Like Houses!
Jonny Craig The Places We'll Never Be4.5
Damn my boy Jonny on some House of Balloons type shit.
Turnstile Glow On5.0
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Gone Are The Good Days3.0
Pretty delightful album if I'm being honest. Album starts off slow and then picks up with some
really pleasant moments. The overall tone of the album is uncertainty and gloom. Lyrically, it
seems to talk about the sting of nostalgia. Pretty cool and sad considering this genre of music is
pretty much dead. Cons: Vocalist sounds bored or at least out of his comfort zone. As I mentioned
before, this genre is pretty much dead, so the band seems to have a hard time balancing the
remains of the whole easycore/metalcore thing and the big melting pot of confusing influences they
were aiming for in this record.
KennyHoopla Survivors Guilt: The Mixtape//3.5
Loveless Loveless I4.5

2020
Bilmuri Eggy Pocket3.5
Bring Me the Horizon Post Human: Survival Horror4.0
Kingdom of Giants Passenger4.0
Machine Gun Kelly Tickets to My Downfall4.0
Who would have known that lackluster emo trap and 00s pop punk actually mixes into something pretty awesome? More importantly, I commend MGK for using his status to attempt to revive pop punk or rock in general back into the mainstream.
Rain City Drive To Better Days5.0
This album had small room for error and they capitalized with flying colors. The production is bottom line flawless, much tighter than their last attempt and devoid of cringy trap taps scattered throughout. The strong song writing and production sets it up nicely to where Matt can easily hit a home run with his seasoned background of premier professional singing. Matt turned Slaves into a pop act without shying away from a standard mainstream songwriting formula, and the rest of the band followed suit and did their best to compliment him surprisingly without selling out. Slaves seems like THE ONLY band to do the whole post hc/pop rock shtick correctly. 5/5
Joan Cloudy5.0
August Burns Red Guardians4.0
The band's biggest effort to shake up their discography via an overhaul in their usual nagging overproduced perfected sound, choosing a distorted new look. The final product creates something more organic, gritty, and extremely powerful. This was a success.
Dua Lipa Future Nostalgia4.0
So, for everyone who is mad that people are comparing this to Emotion needs to keep their mouth shut. This modern pop 80s-esque composition is very much indeed a worthy rival to the beloved classic Emotion.
The Word Alive Monomania2.5
Not necessarily bad, but 12 tracks of The Word Alive goes pop is ad nauseam.
Justin Bieber Changes3.0
2019
Bilmuri Rich Sips5.0
This is one my favorite albums ever. Is that weird? hell nah
Bilmuri Rich Sips (Instrumental)5.0
Royal Coda Compassion4.0
Happiness meets Conversation Piece. Needless to say, I came pretty hard.
PVRIS Hallucinations3.0
Kanye West Jesus Is King3.5
Was skeptical and took me long time to get around to this. But. Best album in a long; long time. Low ratings are probably the usual Chick-fil-a hating lesbians on this site.
Dreamhouse Reverberating Silence4.0
Thousand Below Gone in Your Wake4.0
Are you guys kidding me? This was absolutely delightful.
Issues Beautiful Oblivion2.0
Yikes. I love issues what in the world were you guys thinking to incorporate happy go lucky post 'Thriller' new jack swing into your sound? This was a train wreck.
Sleeping With Sirens How It Feels to Be Lost4.0
Awaken I Am The Beauty In Tragedy4.5
Emarosa Peach Club1.5
Bring Me the Horizon Amo3.0

2018
Currents I Let the Devil In4.5
Hail the Sun Mental Knife4.0
Fit for a King Dark Skies4.0
This is the best it can get for Fit For A King and maybe even metalcore at this era in time. What I adore about this record is how vulnerable Kirby is with his lyrics and the album in general has this hopeless gloom to it. They only parts I couldn't vibe with was the slower timed slipknot esque attempts. But fortunately, all those tracks were only two minutes or so. Oblivion is probably the greatest ending to an album if I have ever heard one.
Time, The Valuator How Fleeting, How Fragile3.0
Dance Gavin Dance Artificial Selection3.0
Kids See Ghosts Kids See Ghosts4.0
Kanye West ye3.0
Pusha T DAYTONA4.0
nothing,nowhere. ruiner3.5
Call It Home Better Days4.5
Rain City Drive Beautiful Death5.0

2017
Polaris The Mortal Coil4.0
One of the most refreshing and competent metalcore records I've heard in a while. Even more
impressive when you consider that this came out in 2017 when we thought that the genre has been
wrung out to ad nauseam. Get's a bit tiresome near the end though. Also want to point out how
ridiculous sputnik's user base is considering how identical this sounds to Wage War.
Like Moths to Flames Dark Divine4.5
Never been remotely interested in this band, but they sure hit the mark this time around. Completely dropping their adolescent roots, and composing something mature and consistent. It's a little bit more accessible or mainstream, but man! does it work so well. I adore this album. (4.2)
Big K.R.I.T. 4eva Is a Mighty Long Time5.0
We Came As Romans Cold Like War3.0
I'm curious as to why they ditched Dave Stephens on cleans when he did a pretty darn good job on
prior album. Regardless, the band shockingly reinvents itself with some really well executed heavy
breakdowns and technicality. Unfortunately, they seems a little disconnected as the album
struggles to be cohesive with confusing experimental production and 80s-esque clean choruses most
likely provoked by Kyle. Still a solid attempt nonetheless.
Bilmuri Banana5.0
August Burns Red Phantom Anthem2.0
Thousand Below The Love You Let Too Close5.0
This composition has all the fundamentals of Define The Great Line while also being an evolved substance of the creativity of influences like a Sleeping With Sirens. It is by far a complete encapsulation of decades of post hc evolution capitalized to the t.
PVRIS All We Know of Heaven, All We Need of Hell4.5
Speech Patterns Without a Sound4.5
Vince Staples Big Fish Theory4.5
Currents The Place I Feel Safest3.5
A Lot Like Birds DIVISI1.0
Push Over Demo4.5
You guys are smoking crack or something. This is well above average. A gold mine if you will.

2016
Dance Gavin Dance Mothership3.0
Fit for a King Deathgrip3.0
Some great tracks, but not a fan of the slow paced chugging territory they were wandering off to. Dead Memory, Cold Room, and We Are All Lost are some of the best tracks of their career, and it's the rooted fast paced modern metalcore sound that they're best at. Feels like they're trying to ease their way into a new boring conservative metal makeup.
Casey Love Is Not Enough4.5
Too Close to Touch Haven't Been Myself5.0
Touche Amore Stage Four5.0
Fire from the Gods Narrative4.0
Quickly becoming one of my favorite bands. Puts their own thrashy spin on mainstream metalcore. Definitely the ones to hold the torch for Rise Records.
Emarosa 1314.5
Kanye West The Life of Pablo3.0

2015
Before Their Eyes Midwest Modesty4.5
Justin Bieber Purpose4.0
Being as an Ocean Being As An Ocean4.5
August Burns Red Found in Far Away Places2.0
Tut Preacher's Son5.0
Ah yes, my favorite one hit masterpiece. You will never listen to an album as smooth as this one, with the jazzy soulful delicate beats produced by the wizardly talent of producer Ktoven. And, you will also never fathom lyricism as harmless and philosophical as the poetic Tut. A very beautifully crafted album. Also, shout out to all the talented people who laid down the saxophones solos!

2014
Stolas Allomaternal3.0
You will find some real exciting moments on here, but in all honesty, it's hidden behind this vast lackluster and quite boring sound that made up their debut. It just might be worth your time to listen to a more consistent band.
PVRIS White Noise4.5
Alive Like Me Only Forever3.5
This album is basically every pop trope late 00s metalcore bands crammed into their music when
they're not chugging and or in a ridiculous breakdown except this album doesn't have the ladder.
And it's actually an amusing listen haha
Emarosa Versus3.0
Sleeping Giant Finished People4.5
The Word Alive Real.4.0
A very amusing record to say the least. This album is the start of this reputable band going
stale, but the album still holds up as it is full of life and vigor. The band also managed to
withstand the disaster of Cameron Mizell's take on most of the genre's junior albums that he
produced with the shotty and harsh production, a weird direction that he was attempting to mold
the scene with at the time. Somehow, the album turned out great with tight production but with a
hint of the rawness that Mizell was shooting for. Some tracks like Broken Circuit for an
example is some of the most experimental attempts yet. Telle's vocals are flat, Lighthouse
and The Runaway are train wrecks. But despite that, this is perhaps one of the last known
memories of TWA being a cohesive and joyful band.
Beartooth Disgusting1.0
SECRETS Fragile Figures (Deluxe)4.5
Brutally fantastic. They added a few more mind blowing tracks to an already mind blowing record. I
would have never imagine this band being even more faster and energetic, but the new tracks
unbelievably proves me wrong. This band was truly the best of its time.
Capsize I've Been Tearing Myself Apart3.0
Jamie's Elsewhere Rebel - Revive4.5
This is a culmination of all the hard work the whole modern post hardcore scene was striving for in the late 00s. Absurd energy, unbelievable melody, and fun. It's a shame this album was mask via former singer leaving to go to OM&M.
The Overseer Rest and Let Go5.0
2013
Life on Repeat Blacklisted5.0
I Am King Onehundred4.0
It's a tragedy for any fan of the genre to overlook this. It would be an understatement to say they were ahead of their time. Big names in the scene took a long time to pump out such energetic and groovy melodies like this. These guys did as soon as they appeared on the scene. Clean vocalist, Angel Flores flexes all over this album with his infectious and versatile licks and runs. It's a shame Rise didn't get these guys the backing they needed.
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech2.5
Hearts and Hands My Own Machine5.0
Phinehas The Last Word Is Yours to Speak4.5
August Burns Red Rescue & Restore5.0
Kanye West Yeezus3.5
Sleeping With Sirens Feel1.0
Strangers To Wolves Lost Boys4.0
Fit for a King Creation | Destruction4.0

2012
The Seeking Yours Forever4.5
Sleeping With Sirens If You Were a Movie, This Would Be Your Soundtrack4.5
Memphis May Fire Challenger5.0
Icarus the Owl Love Always, Leviathan3.0
Killer Mike R.A.P. Music5.0
The Menzingers On the Impossible Past2.5
I thought this was groundbreaking until I realized it came out in 2012...
Attack Attack! This Means War3.0

2011
Us, From Outside Revived4.5
The Roots undun5.0
Blessthefall Awakening4.5
Fit for a King Descendants3.5
Alive In Standby Dream Status5.0
That's Outrageous! Teenage Scream2.5
Attack Attack! Attack Attack! (Deluxe Reissue)4.5
August Burns Red Leveler3.0
Common Crooks Earthwalker - EP4.5
A lot of bands can make awesome groovy post hc, but not many can do it with the charm and personality that was embedded in these guys. r(4.2 but 4.5 because I'm generous)
Sleeping With Sirens Let's Cheers to This5.0
Texas in July One Reality3.5
Album was released during a bizarre period where hypocritical sputnik users complained about chugs and breakdowns while simultaneously scoffs about how boring this release is. This album is a solid metalcore release in complete retrospect. Breakdowns are reserved and songwriting is truly cleverly mature and melodic all throughout. I never gave this band the slightest chance due to the stigma around them, but I can in confidence admit I am now a fan of Texas in July.
Memphis May Fire The Hollow5.0
We Are Defiance Trust in Few5.0
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II3.0
2010
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy5.0
Ivoryline Vessels4.5
Emarosa Emarosa5.0
Attack Attack! Attack Attack!5.0
Confide Recover5.0
This is one of my favorite albums ever. I understand people are upset that they walked away from the conservative metalcore that was their debut. But, this is just a personal favorite of mine, not to mention that in retrospect, this is one of the most solid modern post-hardcore records out there.
Bullet for My Valentine Fever1.0
War of Ages Eternal5.0
This is without a doubt one of my favorite metalcore albums of all time. Not a lot to hate here.
It has a healthy balance of trendy breakdown foolery and all the technicality of a traditional
"metalhead" band like Killswitch engage or an Unearth.
Sleeping With Sirens With Ears to See and Eyes to Hear5.0
Before Their Eyes Untouchable3.0
Close Your Eyes We Will Overcome4.0
If you can overlook the unwarranted easycore, the sought after half of this album is full of impressive hardcore that's just exerted with immense passion and energy, and no one else has matched it since this record. (3.7)
Jamie's Elsewhere They Said a Storm Was Coming4.5
This band is so talented that I amusingly like to think they stigmatized this album with unwarranted cliche synths and breakdowns just to challenge themselves and see how well they could execute it. Obviously, their soulful take on post hc wasn't interesting at the time, so they had to asking alexandria it up, which makes this album a fun beautiful enigma.

2009
Blessthefall Witness4.5
Advent Naked and Cold5.0
August Burns Red Constellations5.0
Broadway Kingdoms4.5
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness5.0
Vanna A New Hope4.0
This album should be respected by everyone. A very clever late 00s post-hardcore album with probably the greatest single to ever drop in the scene (safe to say). It'll be a no-brainer to look back on this and give it props.
Of Machines As If Everything Was Held In Place5.0
In Fear and Faith Your World On Fire4.5

2008
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak3.5
Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly3.0
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance5.0
Emarosa Relativity4.5
Search The City A Fire So Big The Heavens Can See It5.0
Ivoryline There Came A Lion4.5
Bullet for My Valentine Scream Aim Fire1.0
Here I Come Falling Oh Grave, Where Is Thy Victory3.5
How in the hell did this slip under my radar? This is a rare specific sound that I adore. Gritty raw vocals and even filthier authentic instruments devoid from synth and other filler. The album does tend to get a little tiresome at the end.

2007
Hopes Die Last Your Face Down Now4.5
Kanye West Graduation4.5
As Cities Burn Come Now Sleep5.0
The artistic integrity this album is embedded with couldn't be articulate by a mere mortal. The energy of the dark angst indie post hardcore while complimented with wild lush progressive rock undertones overflows with perfect harmony all while poking the mind of the listener with challenging lyricism. One of the greatest examples of post-hc at its finest 6/5
Before Their Eyes Before Their Eyes3.5
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain5.0
The Fall of Troy Manipulator4.5
This is probably my favorite The Fall of Troy album. Hands down the most mature and cohesive efforts in their discography. I''ll take this over any rubbish that spews from swancore anyday.
From Autumn to Ashes Holding A Wolf By The Ears4.0
Such an interesting album. As redundant as this genre is, this album feels unique and one of a kind. This thing is extremely dark and heavy but it also has the comfort of They're Only Chasing Safety . This is one of those albums where you can hear the sheer energy and emotion piercing through the music.
MEANS Sending you Strength5.0

2006
Skillet Comatose4.0
This is the absolute zenith of hard rock and nu-metal ability. This record breaks the fabric of space and time of the realm of mainstream rock. There's nothing anyone can do to progress this genre of music. This album has done it all. It is finished.
Saosin Saosin5.0
Vanna The Search Party Never Came3.5

2005
Chasing Victory I Call This Abandonment4.0
Bullet for My Valentine The Poison5.0
One of the most important albums in the history of metal. The only album I can think of to pioneer metalcore to unprecedented heights while simultaneously being the most conservative metal album of all time. Also, pushing the envelope to even more angst and pure energy in the rock world.
Kanye West Late Registration5.0
Paramore All We Know Is Falling5.0
Common Be5.0
Acceptance Phantoms5.0
MEANS More Than Watchmen For The Morning5.0
2004
Alexisonfire Watch Out!5.0
2003
Saosin Translating the Name5.0
2002
Jurassic 5 Power in Numbers5.0
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf5.0
2000
Deltron 3030 Deltron 30305.0

1999
Dr. Dre 20013.0
Dr. Dre's 2001 sparked a new brand of Hip-Hop music that would reign supreme for the next decade in a half, which is indeed impressive. But what isn't impressive is how tasteless this album is. But nonetheless, it is a fun listen once in a blue moon, just like any other guilty pleasure.
Poison the Well The Opposite of December5.0
1998
OutKast Aquemini5.0

1996
Shaquille O'Neal You Can't Stop the Reign3.5
OutKast ATLiens5.0
1994
Digable Planets Blowout Comb5.0
1993
A Tribe Called Quest Midnight Marauders5.0
1992
The Pharcyde Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde5.0
1989
Pixies Doolittle5.0
Who was the dude that used to always comment this album on people's list a little under a decade ago? I just now listened to this, and you are forever in my debt.

1988
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton1.0
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