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Album Ratings 270
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Average Rating: 3.20
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156/Silence Undercover Scumbag3.5
18 Carat Affair Pure Gold2.5
VERY FUCKING CREATIVE AND EXPERIMENTAL EGGS DEErbut oh well it's still fun
18 Carat Affair Adventures in Schizophrenia2.5
2814 新しい日の誕生3.5
A Sunny Day in Glasgow Ashes Grammar3.5
Acid Bath When the Kite String Pops4.5
I dare you to rate this album less than 3.5. Come on, I dare you!
Aesop Rock The Impossible Kid3.0
Alcest Kodama2.5
Damn bro. Great "blackgaze" release over here, with a nice little Shinto-influenced concept as a cherry on top. However... this lacks originality. There is some, but not enough. rEdit: lmao i dont fucking know why I thought this was any better than a guilty pleasure
American Sharks American Sharks2.5
Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription4.0
Angelspit Krankhaus3.5
Animals As Leaders Parrhesia2.5
Extremely mid album, which is a pain for me to say because some ideas on here are quite enjoyable. It's just that those positives are brought down by genuine black holes of creativity throughout the whole album.
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion3.0
Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders3.5
Apex By The Way/The Yearning VIP3.5
BOOTS CATS TITTIES BOOTS CATS BOOTS CATS TITTIES BOOTS CATS BOOTS CATS TITTIES BOOTS CATS
Aphex Twin Windowlicker3.5
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-923.5
This didn't age quite so well but it remains a masterful work of art in the realm of electronic music.
Arca Mutant3.0
good nuff album, lotsa bizarre but engaging ideas, but songwriting-wise it feels as if something is missing
Artillery By Inheritance4.5
A crown jewel of 1990's technical thrash, complete with excellent melodic work, sick ass riffs, a gnarly bass, amazing drumming, and cristalline production as the cherry on top. Anyone getting into thrash needs to hear this instead of dogshit like Xentrix.
Betamaxx Plug and Play3.0
Bjork Homogenic2.5
Bjork back at it again but with more overdone electronic/art pop tropes and somehow even more pretentious sounding vocal lines. Idk her voice irritates me half the time. Hopefully Bjork grows on me but it's genuinely hard men.
Black Moth Super Rainbow Dandelion Gum3.5
Blank Banshee Blank Banshee 03.0
Blut Aus Nord Ultima Thulee3.0
Boards of Canada Geogaddi3.5
Breach Venom3.5
Buckethead Colma4.0
And before I thought I'd never love acoustic guitars...
Burial Untrue4.0
Burial Kindred4.0
Wait Burial is an electronic music god? No wayyyyyyyyy dude... Might be exaggerating but honestly the fact that Burial makes super repetitive yet super interesting music is pretty godlike.
Burial Tunes 2011 to 20193.0
Idk man but honestly the first half felt weak as shit. Not the bestest selection but hey at least there's Kindred and shit.
Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper3.5
C Z A R I N A Painted Holograms3.0
Innovative synthwave, seamlessly blending an eclectic range of styles into one shimmering,
tight, and colorful package, with great performances and top-notch production. However,
despite a great vocal performance, the vocals are not for everyone, and the lyrics are...
cliche, to say the least. Additionally, I felt there were some inconsistencies in the
songwriting. Just my opinion though.
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica3.0
Eh. Pretty gud but, without wanting to sound like a wanker, it's not as great as people make it out to be.
Car Seat Headrest Twin Fantasy (Mirror to Mirror)2.5
Car Seat Headrest Twin Fantasy (Face to Face)2.5
Carpenter Brut Trilogy4.0
Expert songwriting + great production + dark grittiness coupled with funky swagger = Album to re-listen to for decades.
Casiopea Casiopea3.0
Hmmm. Catchy jazz fusion, with high technical proficiency. The easy listening side to it does make it cheesy though.
Celldweller Celldweller3.5
Chuck Person Chuck Person's Eccojams Vol. 13.0
Along with "Far Side Virtual" and "Floral Shoppe" among others, this proto-vapor album was one of the cores which fueled Vaporwave's initial growth. A few of the ideas aged badly over the course of the genre's evolution, but, just like the other proto-vapor releases, its existence will forever be essential in music history.
clipping. There Existed an Addiction to Blood3.0
Clubroot Clubroot3.5
Coal Chamber Coal Chamber2.0
Coal Chamber Chamber Music2.5
Collider -><-4.0
My ratings never make sense with each other, and this is the epitome of it. Super album, gotta listen one more time in full though.
Coroner Mental Vortex4.5
Coroner Grin4.0
CunninLynguists A Piece Of Strange4.0
Dalis Car The Waking Hour3.5
i like a lot of this album's aspects but it's overly long at points and there are moments
that don't work as well as they could. def a quirky albeit cheesy little bop.
Dante Mars Ajeto! Celebrating Digital Artefacts4.0
Picture death's dynamic shroud.vmw. Now picture an artist who takes his experiments rrfurther, with an actual "narrative" to boot. That's when you get Dante Mars Ajeto's rr'Celebrating Digital Artefacts'. Now yes, it has a few flaws of transition and redundant rr"glitching", but goddamn, this is fucking fantastic. In a nutshell, it's "take one catchy rrbit from a corporate pop song and magnify it to a higher level all the while adding rrexperimentation", and it works flawlessly. The textural work is NOT lacking, it's rrmemorable and catchy, production is clearly in the hands of a skilled rindividual, highly renjoyable, quirky and unique, has tons of replay value, great tracklist, groovy, really, rthere is almost no negative I can observe in rthis. Even the classic cheesy vaporwave rconcept is followed to the point of parody(which rwas most probably intended). You're very rwelcome Bedex.rFav tracks: 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, 10, 13, 15, 19.r
Dante Mars Ajeto! Life Enterprises3.5
Certainly fun, but unfortunately Dante tends to fall in some of the pitfalls of future funk.
Dark Soho Combustion3.0
Super consistent dark psytrance. This album may be a deja-vu, but it rcompensates with its perfectly orchestrated atmosphere and its catchy flair. Definitely ran overlooked trance artist in the underground.
Darren Korb Bastion OST3.5
Das Racist Sit Down, Man4.5
Death Grips The Money Store4.5
Death Grips Year of the Snitch3.5
Death Grips Government Plates3.5
Death Grips Exmilitary4.0
Death Grips No Love Deep Web4.5
death's dynamic shroud I'll Try Living Like This3.0
Deftones White Pony4.0
Deftones Around the Fur3.0
Demilich Nespithe4.0
"fuck the frog vox and all the troll 5s on this lmaoooooooo" this is coming from a
contrarian user with exactly zero open-mindedness and tons of shitty negative nancy takes.
almost got us there.
Djrum Mountains2.5
Really fucking meh. I appreciate the fact he doesn't literally try to be Burial but I honestly think he's still a sub-Burial.
Dope Blood Money, Pt. 11.5
downy Mudai (7)3.5
Drab Majesty Modern Mirror3.5
Honestly this is feckin great. Super fap material for my ears.
Dynatron The Rigel Axiom3.0
ECCO2K E3.0
Elliott Smith Either/Or3.0
Eminem The Eminem Show3.5
ESPRIT virtua.zip2.5
Estradasphere It's Understood3.5
There are stupid or overblown moments on this, but first of all, it's still über fun, and
overall this filled my craving for weird Balkanian prog pretty well.
Exhorder Slaughter in the Vatican4.5
Fabio (Hard Set), April '943.5
When Cyclotron gives it a 3.0, you know it's great.
Failure Fantastic Planet3.5
I used to think this had too much filler. I was dumb. The songwriting admittedly isn't the best, and there is a minor difference in quality between the first and second half, but otherwise that's it. This album is most certainly a great 90s rock album, full of grunge bangers with a unique twist you'll only ever hear from Failure. Saying it's worth a listen would be an understatement.
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime2.5
Faith No More Angel Dust2.5
Faith No More The Real Thing2.5
Floating Points Crush3.5
Four Tet Rounds3.5
Fractalize Prophet of Despair3.0
Fractalize Immersion3.0
Frank Zappa Hot Rats3.5
Free Nelson Mandoomjazz Awakening of a Capital4.0
Frontierer Orange Mathematics2.5
Love chaotic stuff like this but holy fuck you cannot objectively rate this higher than a 3.0 there is barely any variety and the album goes into huge cliches
Frontierer Oxidized2.5
Gareth Coker Ori and the Will of the Wisps3.5
We like it here. Cozy, warm, colorful, grand, splendid, easygoing, at times somber, but ralways, always beaming with emotion.
Gary Burton A Genuine Tong Funeral4.0
Gene Wildest Spectral Terrestrial4.0
Genitorturers Sin City3.0
George Clanton Slide4.0
George Clanton 100% Electronica3.0
yes but no but yes it's sick in many regards but also tasteless in others
Giacinto Scelsi Natura Renovatur3.5
Gidge Autumn Bells3.0
Not bad at all. Been craving for music like this at the time of writing this soundoff, and this is certainly an album I'll remember.
Godcaster Long Haired Locusts3.0
Better than the Red Hot Chili Peppers, I give it a clean and smooth 5/7.
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage2.5
Gojira From Mars to Sirius3.0
Gojira Magma3.5
Gojira The Way of All Flesh2.5
Gong Gong Gong Phantom Rhythm 幽靈節奏 (幽霊リズム)2.5
Gong Gong Gong President Piano Co. Tape 總統琴行錄音3.0
Gorguts Obscura4.5
Gorillaz The Singles Collection 2001-20113.5
GosT Possessor3.0
Damn. This production is... inconsistent. Good enough album though.
Gotsu Totsu Kotsu Retributive Justice4.0
Grave Into the Grave4.0
Great Grandpa Four of Arrows3.0
H20$$$SPORTS$$$ YAYAYI4.0
well ok then. dafuq is this and how come does no one know it XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hiatus Kaiyote Mood Valiant4.0
Hiemal Arctic Gates2.5
Hong Kong Express 浪漫的夢想3.5
I Hate Models Totsuka no Tsurugi3.0
IAMTHEKIDYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN S/T EP2.5
Only reason I gave this a 2.5 and not a 2.0 is because "Run" is an above average track. Other than that, not a particularly remarkable album.
Ian Hawgood Echoes from the Edges of Time2.5
I don't know I guess I don't really like drone that much but this was so insanely boring rcompared to the few ambient albums I listened to...
Ichiko Aoba 0%3.5
Angelic voice with a proficient classical guitar and serene live ambience. Lovely!
Ilyas Ahmed Between Two Skies3.0
Invocator Weave The Apocalypse4.5
Jake Bowen Isometric3.5
The intricately knit compositions sure are impressive, and the production is excellent! rIt doe suffers from a few minor flaws, but otherwise a consistent album.
James Ferraro Night Dolls With Hairspray3.0
James Ferraro Live at Primavera Sound 20125.0
This piece is the epitome of life. Completely and utterly transcendental. James Ferraro might have accidentally created such a piece, since this was mostly just him messing with a loop, synth, and samples, yet somehow the simple improvisation and hypnotic repetition just evoke something spiritual, feeling which climaxes when James introduces the most abrupt but most effective break I've heard. There is nothing, but everything.
James Ferraro Suki Girlz4.0
Joe Hisaishi Princess Mononoke3.5
goddamit why is it that I am so inexplicably trapped in the emotion of Joe Hisaishi's melodies? First time I listened to the FIRST track, I was on the verge of crying. And the impossibly strong nostalgia I have from watching the film does not help. In a good way.rEdit: damn this grew off me pretty hard but still an epic album
Joe Hisaishi Castle In The Sky3.5
Joe Hisaishi Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind3.0
Aaaaaaand the first track made me have insane feels again. Joe Hisaishi's needs to take
responsibility for this uncontrollable flood of emotion.

Edit: dammit every Joe Hisaishi ost is growing off me atm... still a good album
Joe Hisaishi Spirited Away3.5
Keiichi Okabe Nier Automata OST4.0
We like it here. At times, beautiful and comfortable, others energetic and dark.
Kidorikko Kidorikko2.0
When you hear the vocals, you instantly realize why this album was stuck in the most obscure parts of the underground. Instrumentals are glossy and mostly compelling, but the vocals are unfortunately (as we would say in the regional jargon) tasteless as fuck. Diabetes inducing vocalist.
Korn The Path of Totality1.5
Kou Machida Dotera Iyatsura4.0
What is there to be said really? This work is transcendental in the way that at the end of it you're like "..................................................................................yes"
Krzysztof Komeda Astigmatic3.5
La Femme Psycho Tropical Berlin3.5
This is pretty great but the lyrics can get a little over-the-top.
Lakker Tundra3.5
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake3.0
Lamb of God Sacrament2.5
Laurence Guy Saw You for the First Time3.0
Limp Bizkit Significant Other2.0
Limp Bizkit Gold Cobra1.5
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary1.0
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water1.5
Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all3.0
Luxury Elite / Saint Pepsi Late Night Delight3.0
You ready to shake that booty modern-old-school-futuristic style?
Machine Girl U-Void Synthesizer3.5
Machine Girl ...BECAUSE I'M YOUNG ARROGANT AND HATE EVERYTHING3.5
Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe2.5
Macintosh Plus Sick and Panic2.5
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis The Heist1.5
Makoto Human Elements3.0
Mammal Hands Captured Spirits4.0
Insane album. Reminds you of the light breeze of the sea in just a few notes.
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar3.5
Massive Attack Mezzanine3.5
Mega Drive 198XAD3.5
Ahhhhh, Mega Drive. You produce absolute bangers, and your influence within synthwave is
almost equivalent to artists like Perturbator or Carpenter Brut; yet somehow, your
songwriting skills are mediocre at best.
Megadeth Rust in Peace3.0
Melt-Banana Fetch4.0
Merzbow 19304.0
Merzbow Dharma3.5
Meshuggah Nothing4.5
Meshuggah I5.0
Meshuggah Nothing (Re-Release)3.5
Meshuggah The Violent Sleep Of Reason3.5
One or two meh tracks, but another monumental album from Meshuggah.
Meshuggah obZen4.0
I don't think there is a better consecration of their sound on most of the songs. This records follows their sonic aesthetic the best, with mechanical precision, cerebral rhythmics, cold, sterile production, furious walls of sound, and so on. However, a couple moments like at the end of Lethargica kinda just sound... unimaginative.
Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree3.0
there are a lot of fantastic musical ideas on this, but unfortunately they are divided by overbearingly trite riffs and ambient passages. Nonetheless, big props for "Entrapment" and almost everything after "In Death - Is Life".
Meshuggah Chaosphere4.5
Everything on here bloody bangs, but the "Elastic" outro was completely unnecessary, and there is an audible downgrade in production.
Meshuggah Koloss4.0
Meshuggah Immutable3.5
LTSF and I Am Thirst are mediocre but otherwise a superb album.
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve5.0
Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse3.5
Possibly the most underrated Meshuggah album. "Sickening", "Humiliative" and "Ritual" are clear highlights.
Miami Vice Palm Haze2.5
Michael Gordon Trance3.5
A bit too predictable at times, but otherwise this is a finely made, weird as fuck record.
Michael Jackson Thriller3.5
Genuinely great, tons of fun, catchy songwriting, Billie Jean taking the crown for the best
on the album, but unfortunately there is also a lot of filler, namely on Wanna Be Starting
Something with its overly repetitive structure.
Michael Jackson Dangerous2.0
Tasteless, yawn-inducing pop. From the King Of Pop to the King Of Poop (thank you ladies and gentlemen that joke took a lot of effort). In a way the album title is correct about its songs, most of them are dangerous for your ears' wellbeing.
Michael Jackson Off the Wall3.5
Michael Jackson Bad3.0
Considerably worse than Thriller, although it's definitely still better than Dangerous.
Mick Gordon Doom OST3.5
"Just sounds like robots and laser sounds, not really music imo and DEFINITELY not
metal,it's more like heavy techno/industrial idk,is rubbish the correct term?"
Look at this e d g y boi with his """"""smart""""""" soundoffs
Minus K Minus K1.0
Absolutely pathetic attempt at making "music". What the fuck. Mind-numbing, amateurish,
zero inventivity, subpar performance, horrid production. I wish I could call this a "so
bad it's good" album, but it's so devoid of everything that it just ends up being a whole
lot of (mediocre) nothing. Null. Nada. Rien. Nichts. Niets. How many more languages do I
need to say this in?
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle2.5
Hey, I won't tell you this didn't get me into underground music and experimental or whatever, but this is forgettable as fuck, like almost every single Mike Patton release ever.
Muse Absolution3.5
Myss Keta Una vita in capslock3.0
idk what to think about this. it's boring, and at the same time pretty fun. I'll give it a
3.0 cuz I can't make up my mind.
Naked Flames 247 3653.0
Pretty cool album. Colorful and jovial, with a pinch of mellowness.
Nick Drake Pink Moon3.5
Nmesh and t e l e p a t h ???????? ロストエデンへのパス3.5
Crikey mate this is bloody long but it has ambient bops for sure.
Nookie Beyond Blue3.5
Northern Haze Sinnaktuq3.0
Nostalgia Critic The Wall1.0
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
Pantera Metal Magic1.0
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal1.5
I find it beyond hilarious that the rabid animal known as Tundra finds this glorified pop rock somehow more engaging and forward-thinking than any of the music from the progenitors of the genre. Just yikes, this is even worse than Tesseract, which is saying a lot. I can't believe that this horrid display of blandness was ever trendy within the prog metal community.
Perturbator New Model3.5
Perturbator The Uncanny Valley3.0
Perturbator Dangerous Days3.0
Perturbator Lustful Sacraments3.0
Phronesis The Behemoth3.5
Polynation Allogamy3.0
Polyphia New Levels New Devils3.5
Porcupine Tree In Absentia3.5
I would totally give this a higher rating if the band didn't include so much filler moments. Overall a pretty great album, though, I like the pop-rock direction, it can feel bland, but PT are so utterly and fantastically good at making infectious prog-pop numbers that it covers up the radio friendliness automatically.
Powerman 5000 Tonight the Stars Revolt2.0
Primus The Desaturating Seven3.0
Primus Pork Soda3.5
Primus Frizzle Fry3.5
Primus Antipop2.5
Primus The Brown Album2.0
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese3.5
Primus Primus and The Chocolate Factory With The Fungi Ensemble2.5
Primus Tales from the Punchbowl3.0
Pudding Club Songs Before Bed3.5
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf3.5
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris3.0
Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age3.5
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R3.5
Ok QOTSA. A lot of this is fun as hell, but tone down that bizarre songwriting sometimes, deal?
Radiohead OK Computer3.0
Honestly? Kind of a banger album. Can't say it's a masterpiece for sure but still cool.
Radiohead Kid A3.0
Radiohead Amnesiac3.5
Best Radiohead album bros, better than Kid A by a long mile. What if you disagree? I fucked your dad last night, deal with it.
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Getaway2.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers2.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik3.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication3.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium2.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk3.0
Rendez-vous Distance3.0
Sandwell District Feed-Forward3.0
Scandroid Monochrome2.5
Sepultura The Best Of2.5
Slipknot We Are Not Your Kind2.5
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone2.0
Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter2.0
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses2.5
Snakefinger Chewing Hides The Sound4.0
Soundtrack (Video Game) Fight Songs: The Music of Team Fortress 24.0
Classy, slick music, to complement the goofiest multiplayer FPS I've played.
Soundtrack (Video Game) Shantae and the Pirate's Curse3.0
the cartoon feels are strong in this one mmmmh sexay
Space360 Daily Rituals3.5
Sybreed Antares3.0
System of a Down Toxicity3.0
System of a Down System of a Down3.5
System of a Down Steal This Album!4.0
t e l e p a t h ???????? 一緒に別の夜4.0
This is how you make boss music in the realm of vaporwave x ambient.
Telepath and Hong Kong Express 愛慕 / 悲哀4.0
Tenhi Folk Aesthetic 1996-20063.5
ooOOoOoh yayuhzz, that one slaps me on the knee ay
TesseracT Altered State2.0
there is nothing special or interesting about this. the whole album is literally just
pretentious and outdated """""""""prog metal"""""""""""(more like over-the-top pop rock if
I'm gonna be real here) that amounts to nothing more than commercial music for those who are
insecure about their taste and who don't know any better. I guess it's catchy and fun at
times?

Test Dept. Beating the Retreat4.0
The Beatles Abbey Road2.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity3.0
The Locust Plague Soundscapes3.5
The Mothers of Invention Cruising with Ruben & the Jets3.0
The Ocean Phanerozoic II: Mesozoic | Cenozoic3.5
The Residents Meet the Residents4.0
The Residents Duck Stab 3.5
The Residents The Third Reich 'n Roll3.5
The Residents Eskimo4.0
The Varacious Ones Vacuous1.5
Album is traaaaaaaaaaash. Outdated, vapid, uninteresting. Production is extremely inconsistent as well.
Them Crooked Vultures Them Crooked Vultures3.0
This Heat Deceit3.5
Thought Industry Mods Carve the Pig4.0
tirestires shadowdog5.0
fuck it, cumburger and one of the best albums ever.
Tool Lateralus3.5
Tool Undertow3.0
Tool Ænima3.5
Tool 10,000 Days3.0
Tougher Than Nails Delusional Blasphemies Destroyed1.0
Towers (OH) Towers3.5
Tzusing A Name Out of Place Pt. II3.5
Unleashing My Demons Tran​(ce​)​scen(e​)dance1.5
"Unleashing My Demons"? More like, "Unleashing My Puke". Bad, BAD album.
Waelder Non Places3.0
Widdly 2 Diddly LISA: The Painful Original Soundtrack5.0
The only reason my score is so high for this OST is because of "Work Harder".
Windows96 One Hundred Mornings2.5
ok so tell me how the fuck is this experimental at all.
xanopticon Liminal Space1.5
farting has turned into such a complex art, truly a wonder of humanity
Xentrix For Whose Advantage?2.5
this album is pretty damn boring let's be honest
Yat-kha Yenisei Punk4.0
Album is actually bussing. Mongolian folk fused with rock is a good idea for sure.
Yellow Swans Going Places3.5
Yeule Serotonin II3.5
Yuzo Koshiro Bare Nuckle II3.5
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
Zao Where Blood and Fire Bring Rest3.5
Zeal and Ardor Stranger Fruit3.0
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