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5.0 classic
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
Alice in Chains Dirt
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains
Assemblage 23 Meta
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
Coil The Ape Of Naples
This album made a huge impact on my life not too long ago, and as of today it still remains one of
my dearest albums. A close family member of mine died a long while back, and ever since this album
has helped me come to terms with the passing. The Ape of Naples is easily one of the
greatest sounding records I've ever heard, and sadly the last album with the band entirely. This
album is creepily haunting, beautiful, euphoric, sentimental...pretty much any positive descriptor
you can garnish, this album is simply amazing. Lyrically, the album revolves around death,
forgiveness, suicide, tragedy, heartbreak, and bitter travesties of love. Although this album is
incredibly depressing and brooding, quite thought-provoking and spooky. 'Going Up' is easily one
of the most devastatingly emotional tracks I've ever heard.
Green Day 39/Smooth
Mineral EndSerenading
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
U2 Achtung Baby
xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah?
The most important meal of the day serving it up Gary's way BLAH!

4.5 superb
Adam Freeland Coastal Breaks II
Alice in Chains MTV Unplugged
Assemblage 23 Defiance
In a nutshell, this album fails to escape the most basic type of flaw; there's not a single thing bad with this album. Compared to the man's other works, his voice on this one doesn't sound like a robot, which is truly captivating. He must have been sent to vocal training or something, because I was pleasantly surprised when I heard his voice. With him sounding soulful, energized, passionate, and touching, this is by far his best effort. Not to mention, the songs delivered here are easy-on-the-ear, warm, catchy, reflecting, and in my honest opinion, career-defining. Songs like 'Fallen Down', 'Horizon', 'Drive', and 'Cocoon' represent this in a positive way, without a doubt. You won't ever hear me handing compliments out like this, because this is an album I will cherish for a lifetime.
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
Explosions in the Sky Those Who Tell the Truth...
Green Day Warning
Green Day Dookie
Green Day Insomniac
Green Day Kerplunk
HIM Greatest Love Songs Vol. 666
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Henry's Dream
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine
Omar S It Can Be Done But Only I Can Do It
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead OK Computer
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Restrikted and Friends the graduGAYtion chronicles
Soundgarden Superunknown
Swans The Seer
Temple of the Dog Temple of the Dog
Anyone that is a Grunge fanatic (or at the the very least a fan of Eddie Vedder, Chris
Cornell, and even Stone Gossard) should definitely find interest in this record, because it
is an absolute juggernaut to say the least. Musically, this album is fantastic and they seem
to use their musicianship to the best of their abilities; hell, 5 to 7 minute tracks on this
record aren't uncommon. It's a shame they never managed to release another album, because
I'm sure it would have been phenomenal.
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
U2 The Joshua Tree
U2 The Best Of 1980-1990
Underoath Define the Great Line
VNV Nation Empires
Weezer Weezer
To this date, this remains one of the most catchiest albums I've come across. Every track has hooks all over the place (twinkly-esque guitars, simple yet effective drumming, and fun lyrics). For Weezer's side, I think this is their most honorable album they've recorded. There's not a single bad song on this album, they are all positive and warm.

4.0 excellent
2Pac Me Against the World
Alice in Chains Facelift
Angels and Airwaves We Don't Need to Whisper
Assemblage 23 Failure
Failure ultimately manages to successfully scope into Assemblage 23's catalogue
with more a "positive" and "upbeat" style of sound. How the listener approaches the album
will be the deciding factor, in all reality, because the songs themselves are entirely
different from the rest of his albums; they are considerably more spontaneous and
rambunctious. But that somewhat disjointed assumption doesn't necessarily entitle the album
is this way; it could be completely different from listener to listener. Fact is, though,
this is a very great album with a great deal of playback and skillfully moves between weak
spots and avoids them. This is a very mysterious and wonderful album loaded with some
stellar tracks, naming ones such as 'I Am The Rain', 'Disappoint', and 'Silence'. Highly
recommended album for just about anyone or any lone star looking into getting into his music
(Defiance is close to this as well).
Barenaked Ladies Maroon
Barenaked Ladies Stunt
Barenaked Ladies Gordon
Blue October Foiled
Bowling for Soup Let's Do It For Johnny!
Bryan Adams Reckless
Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow
Coheed and Cambria Year of the Black Rainbow
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Adrenaline
Editors The Back Room
Editors An End Has A Start
Einsturzende Neubauten Tabula Rasa
A nice blend of brutality and mellowness, this album simply rules. The song titles might be
a bit ridiculous, but that's German for ya, right? Definitely would recommend this album
Einsturzende Neubauten Haus Der Lüge
As creepy yet humerous as the album cover may be, it's not quite what the music is itself. EN isn't an accessible band, but if there's one album that's at least slightly more friendly to open guests, this is it. There's more use of synths and melody on this one, as opposed to grinding percussion and metallic metal-on-metal that was their earlier material. I would say this is by far their most accessible release.
Einsturzende Neubauten Ende Neu
Explosions in the Sky How Strange, Innocence
GWAR Ragnarok
GWAR This Toilet Earth
GWAR America Must Be Destroyed
GWAR Violence Has Arrived
GWAR Lust in Space
Helios Unleft
Beautiful stuff, great for meditating or relaxing.
HIM Love Metal
HIM Razorblade Romance
HIM Dark Light
HIM Deep Shadows and Brilliant Highlights
HIM Venus Doom
Incubus Make Yourself
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights
Interpol Antics
Lacuna Coil Comalies
Laibach Volk
Laibach Nova Akropola
Last Step Sleep
Midnight Oil Diesel and Dust
Midnight Oil Blue Sky Mining
Midnight Oil 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Midnight Oil Red Sails in the Sunset
Mishka One Tree
Moondog The Viking of Sixth Avenue
Mudvayne L.D. 50
There's something odd about this album, it's well, good nu-metal; who know it could actually be good for once? That's what LD50 contains, nu-metal with a bent towards the progressive style. This album never fails to tone down, as it's musically and lyrically intense through most of it. Chad's vocals were at his apex during this time, and this album shows it without a doubt, as his grunty, growly voice seemingly reaches no-holds-barred. Songs like the noisy 'Dig', and the emotionally devestating 'Death Blooms' and even the musical juggernaut 'Know Forever' are by far Mudvayne's most stellar. This is without a doubt one of the greatest albums to ever surface the earth.
Mushroomhead XIII
Mushroomhead XX
Mushroomhead Superbuick
Mushroomhead M3
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero
Nirvana Nevermind
Omar S Just Ask the Lonely
Ordo Rosarius Equilibrio Apocalips
Ordo Rosarius Equilibrio Songs 4 Hate & Devotion
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
An expansive psychedelic rock tinged/hard rock album that is 100% Queens of the Stone Age; rapid guitar riffs, slightly droning/lazy yet completely understood vocals, enjoyable choruses, and tons of hilarious lyrics. Such a rocking album.
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Uplift Mofo Party Plan
Robert Miles Dreamland
Rotersand Random is Resistance
Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun
Soundgarden Down on the Upside
Steel Pulse Handsworth Revolution
Stone Temple Pilots Core
Stone Temple Pilots Purple
Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music... Songs From the Vatican Gift Shop
Swans Filth
Filth is a quintessential album for the Swan world, as it represents some of their most destructive musicianship. With rhythms sounding like an industrial factory out back, melodies submerged in a gory atmosphere, and vocals howled or growled, this is an absolute chaotic beast of a record. I would strongly recommend this to anyone that likes heavy albums, because this is it.
Swans The Great Annihilator
Swans Children of God
Swans Love of Life
Swans To Be Kind
TAD Inhaler
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
The Police Outlandos d'Amour
The Replacements Let It Be
The Weakerthans Reconstruction Site
The Weakerthans Left and Leaving
The Weakerthans Fallow
The Weakerthans Reunion Tour
The White Stripes Elephant
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan
Tiesto In Search of Sunrise 5: Los Angeles
Tiesto In Search of Sunrise 4: Latin America
Tiesto In Search of Sunrise 6: Ibiza
Tom Petty Full Moon Fever
Tonic Lemon Parade
Although a bit basic in some areas (for instance, the lyrics), this album is still plastered with great musicality and excellent vocal work. Definitely recommend listening to this one for sure, there's a lot of cool tracks on this
Tool Lateralus
Tool Ænima
U2 All That You Can't Leave Behind
U2 How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb
U2 War
U2 Zooropa
U2 No Line on the Horizon
U2 Original Soundtracks 1 (As Passengers)
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation
Weezer Pinkerton
Yellowcard Ocean Avenue
Yellowcard When You're Through Thinking, Say Yes

3.5 great
Alien Ant Farm ANThology
I definitely enjoyed this album, but not all of it entirely clicked. Many songs did, though, and the ones that did are a blast to listen to (like the cover of Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal).
Barenaked Ladies Born on a Pirate Ship
Bill Callahan Woke On A Whaleheart
Bill Callahan Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle
Bill Callahan Apocalypse
Blink-182 Enema of the State
Bloodhound Gang Hooray For Boobies
Bloodhound Gang One Fierce Beer Coaster
Bloodhound Gang Hefty Fine
Bowling for Soup A Hangover You Don't Deserve
Crossfade Crossfade
Even though this was hilariously cheesy, and the lyrical delivery was quite terrible (it's obvious the vocalist isn't good in the lyric department), the musicianship was actually quite good. The drums were the major standout, they sounded really crisp and like a boulder with each hit, and not to mention, the guitar riffs were quite awesome as well. Crossfade isn't a band that you could all "influential" or "innovative" per say, but this album is fairly decent and contains some good tracks in their catalogue.
Deftones Around the Fur
Deftones Deftones
Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) What It Takes to Move Forward
Hoobastank The Reason
Hoobastank Hoobastank
Matisyahu Youth
Moondog H'art Songs
Mushroomhead Beautiful Stories For Ugly Children
Nine Inch Nails Hesitation Marks
P.O.D. Testify
Prince 3121
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Ra From One
Rx Bandits Mandala
Slipknot Slipknot
Swans The Burning World
The Last Bison Quill
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Mars Volta Amputechture
The Mars Volta Octahedron
The Replacements Tim
The Replacements Pleased To Meet Me
The Replacements All Shook Down
The Soft Pack Strapped
The Vines Highly Evolved
Tool Undertow
Underoath Disambiguation
Velvet Revolver Contraband
Yellowcard Lights and Sounds

3.0 good
Jet Get Born
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
U2 Pop
This is easily their most underrated/neglected album ever, and that's quite understandable, as this album's sound is purely electronic based. Despite the abrupt genre change, Pop is a reasonably decent album, but definitely not as good as Achtung Baby or War.

2.5 average
Interpol Our Love to Admire
Ohio Players Gold
Slipknot Iowa
The Raconteurs Broken Boy Soldiers
U2 Songs of Innocence
Weezer Maladroit
Weezer The Green Album
Yellowcard Southern Air

2.0 poor
Bloodhound Gang Use Your Fingers
As much as I absolutely love this band, Bloodhound Gang's 1995 debut Use Your Fingers is nothing but corny garbage. There are probably 3 real songs here, much of which can get annoying and repetitive, and on top of that, MOST of the record is nothing but skits. This is easily their most non-musical album, displaying nothing worthwhile or interesting from a rather fun band. In my humble opinion, the only real good song here was 'We are the Knuckleheads', which had a semi-catchy chorus, but the rest of the album features nothing but random claps and snaps and Jimmy Pop's standard rapped lyrics.
Bowling for Soup Sorry for Partyin'
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
GWAR Bloody Pit of Horror

1.5 very poor
Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) You Will Eventually Be Forgotten
Mudvayne The End of All Things to Come
Rufio Anybody Out There

1.0 awful
Bowling for Soup My Wena
Green Day ¡UNO!

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