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5.0 classic
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
Green Day American Idiot

4.5 superb
Green Day iTRE!

3.5 great
Green Day iDOS!
Green Day ¡UNO!
Green Day Nimrod

3.0 good
Green Day Warning
Green Day Insomniac

2.5 average
Green Day Kerplunk
Green Day 39/Smooth

2.0 poor
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
i awoke one morning and walked outside in the nude to appreciate the warm summer morning when i noticed some dude taking pictures of my crib. so i walked up to this guy and i said "dude why you takin pictures of my house?" he goes "this is gonna be an album cover for godspeeds new album?" i'm like "lol wtf is that, i don't want my house to be on that." so he said he'd pay me money for that and of course i agreed but only because i thought he was staring at my dick and i didn't like that.

when the album released or whatever he sent me a copy, but it was on that vinil or whatever its called so i called him and said "lol wtf is this i don't have a vineil player or whatever it is that's hipster *** dawg" so he gave me a digital version. so i plugged in my dre beats into my computer and pressed play and started to listen.

the first song is called mlady or somthing medieval or something and it started off with some message or something from a peeping tom i think. something about some dude's arms outstretched and asking if he could see him i dunno. at first i was like "wtf this isn't even music what are you doing?" some actual instruments actually start playing and i'm like "oh okay there it is" but it wasn't even good. just some wierd *** id never heard before. some guitar came in and that sounded nice and then some more weird noises came in and i didn't like that either. after a while it gets loud and there are drums and guitars and it actually sounded okay but it goes on like forever and theres a lot of violins or something and violins are gay i don't really know what it was it was just gay bro. the song just keeps going on and on and i'm like "jesus christ i get it" and it wasn't good.

the next song is their helicopters sing which doesn't even make ***ing sense but okay. but i guess it fits the song cause the song isn't even music it's just noise and *** and it was ***ing stupid so i skipped the last half. the song after that is we drift like worried fire which is like, deep. this song is different than my lady and i dunno if its better or not because its longer and it sucks too but it might suck less than the other one but it has a lot more violins and like i said violins are gay so i dunno. its just like why would you put people through this boring music? and seriously where are the ***ing lyrics? who listens to music without lyrics? they should be more like green day.

i didn't even listen to the last song because *** that. it had some stupid ass name about being stung by lights or something and it pissed me off liek are you trying to be edgy?

so i guess i would say that this album isn't even really music and you shouldnt listen to it because its really boring and filled with gay instruments like violins and they dont even ahave lyrics or singing and stuff and green dya is better anyway so go listen to their new album tre. also i cant believe my house is on this piece of *** album as a cover dammit. i should sue ther asses
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