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Parker007

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Last Active 08-23-12 7:05 am
Joined 08-23-12

Review Comments 5

Average Rating: 1.50
Rating Variance: 1.25
Objectivity Score: 44%
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4.0 excellent
Yngwie Malmsteen Marching Out
Yngweeee is NOT a viking. Ya know who is a viking? That big *er on True Blood. He'd slap Malmballs around like a little bitch. Yngnuts wears frilly shirts and leather pants that tie up the front. Viking bitches didn't even wear * like that. Haha! *in weak dude. My review of this cd is the same as all of my Yanga langa ding dong reviews. The guitar rips dude. ing fat ass goes off!!! But the lyrics are so dumb you will be brain dead by the time you get to the end. Walking into walls n . Like this ing party I went to in Agoura Hills one time where someone dumped a whole sheet of ing acid into the punch bowl. We thought it was just vodka but motherers got ed up. Bitches came to school on Monday still trippin balls staring at their ing hands n . That * was *ed up. Like you will be if you listen to these ing lyrics. Should have had the singer wail this in Chinese so we didn't have to hear this stupid *. Yingdong crushes on the twanger bro but if he ever writes another lyric I'm gonna smack him in the twat.

1.0 awful
Icarus Witch Rise
Icarus Witch Draw Down the Moon
Where the fuck do I start dog??? Black Candies? What the fuck is that shit? I downloaded it for free and it still pissed me off!
Icarus Witch Songs for the Lost
Songs for the lost. It's too bad these songs didn't get lost. That woulda been wicked awesome. The sky is falling? I wish a house would fall on this band and bytor's feet would curl up. Lol!
Icarus Witch Capture the Magic
I fucking hate magicians and I fucking hate this cd. Storming the castle? Are you fucking serious? Who is writing this shit? Harry Potter? Storming the castle. This band probably storms each other's assholes. Why doesn't this site have a rating that is worse than awful?
Icarus Witch Roses on White Lace
Yo I thought this one was gonna be good cause of the skulls n shit on the cover. Wrong! Dragon Ryder? A song about riding fucking dragons? Is this band from the 1700's? The Coops should fucking cease and desist this shit before these no pussy getting d bags ruin his legacy. I give this cd an A for asspirate.

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