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5.0 classic
420 Reality
dank nugs
7L & Esoteric Soul Purpose
Agalloch The Mantle
Anal Trump That Makes Me Smart!
Andrea Bocelli Romanza
Angrywank Frylock's Revenge
Looks like Frylock's had a stroke.
Anthrax Among the Living
Anthrax Spreading the Disease
Apocalypse Faithless
Asira Efference
Big Pun Capital Punishment
Black Sabbath Sabotage
Blut Aus Nord The Work Which Transforms God
Fuckin' creepy album. I can wank off to this for many moons to come.
Blut Aus Nord Memoria Vetusta II - Dialogue With The Stars
Breethoven Bree che Dire
Burzum Det som engang var
Bykurius Sons Ov Southern Hampton

Fuckin lel
Bykurius The Veins ov History
Cairiss Fall
This is my friend's band
Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
Canibus Rip The Jacker
Cradle of Filth Cruelty and the Beast - Re-Mistressed
Crimson Glory Transcendence
Crowded House Recurring Dream
CunninLynguists Oneirology
CunninLynguists A Piece Of Strange
Da King and I Contemporary Jeep Music
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
Death Symbolic
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
Edge of Sanity Crimson
Elzhi Elmatic
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Fanisk Noontide
Fanisk Die and Become
Fliptrix Third Eye of the Storm
The kingpin of High Focus weaves his web of lyrical mastery for the third time in a row with "Third Eye of the Storm."rIn terms of musical diversity, flow and lyrical topics, Fliptrix raises the bar yet again with a release that would put 99% of other MCs to shame...... And it's all while running a record label and pulling live performance after performance out of his ass.rI cannot stress just how immaculately produced this album is, and Fliptrix does an incredible job laying down his thoughts over it. He, and the rest of his High Focus crew (check out The Four Owls) really are paving the way for UK hip hop at the moment.rEvery. Single. Track. Is. Incredible - that is something I NEVER get to say after listening to an album, let alone one with 16 tracks.rDo me a favour, do Fliptrix a favour, and most importantly do yourself a favour by checking this album out. You will not regret it.
Fliptrix Theory of Rhyme
Hampton The Hampster Hampsterdance the Album
Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band Hulk Rules
Immortal Technique Revolutionary Volume 2
Impaled Northern Moonforest Impaled Northern Moonforest
Impaled Northern Moonforest Return Of The Necrowizard
In Flames The Jester Race
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Jag Panzer Ample Destruction
Judas Priest Painkiller
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny
K-Rino Time Traveler
K-Rino The Maven
K-Rino Deprogrammed
K-Rino Annihilation of the Evil Machine
K-Rino The Blood Doctrine
K-Rino Conception Of Concept (The Big Seven #2)
Had to change this to a 5. Possibly my favourite from the entire #7. The only thing that I dislike about this album is the chorus on '1 Nite Stand', which is possibly the gayest (no homophobo) thing I've ever heard from K-Rino. The rest fucking slays.
K-Rino 3 Weeks Later (The 4-Piece Collection #3)
K-Rino The 'S' Project (The 4-Piece Collection #4)
K-Rino Alien Baby
K-Rino Fear No Evil
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
King Diamond Abigail
King Diamond Conspiracy
Klashnekoff The Sagas of Klashnekoff
FUCK. That was such an interesting listen. rGreat vocals, along with excellent lyrics.rAmazing atmosphere throughout.rI really wanna fuck the girl on the cover, I'm gonna keep pretending it's the vocalist.
Lowkey Soundtrack to the Struggle
This is a genuine classic for conscious and political hiphop. This is an MC with all the boxes ticked for talent: lyricism, flow and rhyme-scheme. rBeautifully crafted musically, incredibly powerful message delivered even more successfully. Albums with this level of significance occur every decade or so. Listen to it and try to internalise the strife that Lowkey is imploring you to see. It's there, and he put his Blood, Sweat and Tears into helping you see it.
Luciano Pavarotti Pavarotti's Greatest Hits
Manilla Road Crystal Logic
Manilla Road The Deluge
Marxthrone A Blaze In The Western Sky
Masta Ace A Long Hot Summer
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Merzbob men's nipples
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
Modest Mouse This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
Moonsorrow Verisäkeet
Moonsorrow Kivenkantaja
Nas Illmatic
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
Neckbeard Deathcamp White Nationalism is for Basement Dwelling Losers
A classic in the genre of retard-metal.
Necrophagist Epitaph
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead OK Computer
Rhyme Asylum Solitary Confinement
So many metaphors, such amazing flow and delivery. Excellent production. This was very close to a 5.
Rhyme Asylum State Of Lunacy
Rush 2112
Rush Moving Pictures
Satan's Host Virgin Sails
Satan's Host By The Hands of The Devil
Soggy Butt Queef The Ass-Shank Redemption
Split Prophets Scribbled Thoughts
This IS, almost indisputably, a classic in the UKHH scene. This is SP before they opened the floodgates and allowed some unfortunately underwhelming rappers to their ranks. Res and Upfront's lyrics and flows are unparalleled in this. This is real music, for real people! Production top notch as well. HOLLA DAT.
System of a Down Toxicity
Temnozor Folkstorm of the Azure Nights
Tenacious D Post-Apocalypto
The Arcane Order In The Wake of Collisions
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn
Tom Lehrer Songs by Tom Lehrer
Toxik Think This
Twista Adrenaline Rush
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Vektor Terminal Redux
Had to come back and change this to a 5. Can't believe how often I'm spinning this. The last 3 tracks are literal musical perfection.
Windir 1184
Windir Arntor
Windir Likferd
xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah?
xSPONGEXCOREx The Panty Raid
Great job, buddy... It took us 3 days to make that potato salad... THREE DAAAAYS!!!!

4.5 superb
22-20s 22-20s
7L & Esoteric Speaking Real Words EP
7L & Esoteric DC2: Bars of Death
Advent Sorrow As All Light Leaves Her
I just want to say that I've not heard their EP. But the tags suggest this band is symphonic
black metal. No way. Don't believe the tags. A little bit of piano occasionally, but other
than that this is quite simply an excellent DSBM effort. I would class this genre as DSBM
definitely - very accessible for the genre. The vocals are genuinely monolothic in effect.

It takes a lot for a scream to affect me in BM, but some of the moments that appear on this
album are... genuinely painstaking. You can feel the emotion coursing through. Massively
surprised, very good album.

EDIT: Repeated listens confirm this to be, in my opinion, a solid 4.5. Really, really killer
Aenaon Extance
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Agalloch Pale Folklore
Akala Knowledge is Power Vol.1
Alcest Kodama
Alcest Écailles De Lune
Alda Tahoma
Anaal Nathrakh Total Fucking Necro
Anaal Nathrakh The Codex Necro
I gave this a rating of 4.5 / 5 because, for what this album is, and for the purposes that I listen to it (for crushing, hate-inducing extreme metal) it is superb.rSure, it's not the most varied release, nor one that many people might find particularly easy to listen to from beginning to end; this is why it is not a classic... Just a superb album from an absolutely excellent band.r
Aquilus Griseus
Arckanum Kostogher
Atmosphere on this thing is awesome. Such an underrated album!
Ashbury Endless Skies
Aspid Extravasation
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
AZ Doe or Die
Big L Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
Blut Aus Nord Memoria Vetusta I - Fathers Of The Icy Ages
Brother Ali The Undisputed Truth
Brother Ali Shadows On The Sun
Bruce Dickinson The Chemical Wedding
Bruce Dickinson Accident of Birth
Brutality Screams of Anguish
Burzum Hvis lyset tar oss
Burzum Filosofem
Candlemass Nightfall
Candlemass Ancient Dreams
Celph Titled and Buckwild Nineteen Ninety Now
Chapel of Disease The Mysterious Ways of Repetitive Art
Clipse Hell Hath No Fury
Contact Play Champion Fraff
Listen to this album. This is a group of mates having a great time on the mic. Can be vulgar and aggressive, but they don't give a fuck. Everything is really well done. Check it out.
Cor Scorpii Monument
Cor Scorpii Attergangar
Cradle of Filth Vempire or Dark Faerytales in Phalluste
Cradle of Filth Dusk and Her Embrace
Cradle of Filth Midian
Crotchduster Big Fat Box of Shit
Crowded House Woodface
Cruciamentum Charnel Passages
Cryptopsy None So Vile
CunninLynguists Rose Azura Njano
Kno is such a god damn amazing producer. Not just in how he creates his beats but... Fuck, man. Just so good. And Deacon and Natti are such good lyricists. In terms of actual HH groups are there actually any better than Cunninlynguists? Maybe The Four Owls from the UK. But even then, it's a stretch... Nothing but loooove, brothers.
Cymande Cymande
Cyne Evolution Fight
Darkestrah Epos
Datkid Home By 8
It's been 6 years, but Datkid is finally getting the recognition he deserves. There are few UK rappers that can match his technique, flow or rhymes. Standout tracks include 'Home By 8' / 'Natural Born Killaz' / 'Bang' / '6-Rizla Spliff', and 'Family Fortunez'. You'd be hard-pressed to find better storytelling, even by someone like Nas, in the latter recommendation.
Deep Puddle Dynamics The Taste of Rain...Why Kneel?
Descend Wither
Diabolic Liar & A Thief
Diabolic Fightin Words
Diabolic Foul Play Mixtape
Diabolic The Disconnect
I swear to God... This will be hip-hop AOTY...
Diamanda Galas The Litanies of Satan
Dirty Dike Constant Dikestar
Dissection The Somberlain
Dornenreich Flammentriebe
Dornenreich Bitter ist's dem Tod zu dienen
Dornenreich Durch Den Traum
Dornenreich Nicht um zu sterben
Elder (USA-MA) Dead Roots Stirring
Elder (USA-MA) Reflections of a Floating World
Elder (USA-MA) Lore
Enslaved RIITIIR
Enslaved Below the Lights
Find a Band A Collection of Fucky Instrumentals
Fucking hell
Fliptrix Inexhale
Had to be upped to a 4.5. Probably my favourite album since Theory of Rhyme, overtaking Patterns of Escapism.
Flux of Pink Indians The Fucking Cunts Treat Us Like Pricks
Galar De Gjenlevende
Fuck, this album is filled with killer riffs. One riff stops, another starts and BLERGH, face melted. Vocals are also naiiiiice.
Genesis Selling England by the Pound
Gravsang La dine Taarer livet Begrave
Tortured vocals, atmospheric guitars and a general, well-executed sound make this an excellent DSBM album.
Hamferd Evst
Hamferd Vilst er Síðsta Fet
Heathen Victims of Deception
Heiden A kdybys uz nebyla, vymyslím si te
I don't get sad about much, but the fact that these guys will never be listened to by anyone
on this site is just.... Such a shame...
Hell (UK) Curse and Chapter
Hilltop Hoods State of the Art
Horrendous Anareta
Horrendous Ecdysis
Hoth Oathbreaker
Ikuinen Kaamos Closure
Immortal Technique Revolutionary Volume 1
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Iron Maiden Brave New World
Isis Panopticon
Jag Panzer Age of Mastery
Jehst The Return of the Drifter
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance
K-Rino Triple Darkness 2: Lyrics CD
K-Rino Deeper Elevation
K-Rino Mind Vision
K-Rino The Day Of The Storm
K-Rino Danger Zone
K-Rino Welcome to Life (The Big Seven #6)
It truly is incredible how K shits out 7 albums in a single day and each one is better than 80+% of all releases from all other genres. I mean, is there even any point doing something if K-Rino does it first? Sure, you'll have done well and people will appreciate what you've done, but you'll always be in the shadow of K-Rino. It's genuinely almost uncomfortable how real he remains with the quality he puts out.
K-Rino Lightning Language (The 4-Piece Collection #1)
K-Rino Mightier Than The Sword
K-Rino Plantation Rebellion
Kampfar Djevelmakt
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Great album but slightly let down, in my opinion, by an excessive amount of singing and not enough rap, as well as some fucking AWFUL track features who provide nothing but lazy and talentless lyrics. Luckily, this doesn't take too much away from what is, overall, a quality album.
Kanye West The College Dropout
Katatonia Brave Murder Day
Kataxu Hunger of Elements
Kawir Isotheos
King Crimson Red
King Diamond ''Them''
Leaf Dog From A Scarecrow's Perspective
Lingua Ignota Caligula
Sent the IP addresses of all those who have rated this early to the FBI for illegally downloading and not supporting the artist. They've already responded to let me know they're on their way to your houses with kill-squads. Srynotsry.
Lowkey Dear Listener
Lowkey Soundtrack to the Struggle 2
About to listen to this for the first time, but the rating is because I know that Lowkey is 1 in 1,000,000. Rating will change if necessary. Much love to the realest.
Lunar Aurora Elixir of Sorrow
Macabre Omen Gods Of War - At War
Manilla Road Mystification
Manilla Road Mark of the Beast
TiiiiiIIiiiIIiiiiiime TRAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppp
Masta Ace Disposable Arts
Midnight Odyssey Funerals from the Astral Sphere
Midnight Odyssey Shards of Silver Fade
People know this is out, right? 2 ratings? This is motherfucking Midnight Odyssey we're talking about. Album's been out a week.
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust
Mistur Attende
Mistur In Memoriam
Some bands try too hard. This is not Mistur.rSome bands focus on catchy hooks instead of songwriting. This is not Mistur.rSome bands don't distinguish between ambition and ability. Again - this is not Mistur.
Mithotyn In The Sign Of The Ravens
Modest Mouse Building Nothing Out of Something
Moonsorrow Jumalten aika
Moonsorrow Viides luku - Hävitetty
Nas It Was Written
Nas God's Son
Negative Voice Cold Redrafted
Nocte Obducta Sequenzen einer Wanderung
Nocturnal Breed Fields of Rot
Nokturnal Mortum Verity
This album is getting an undeserved amount of hate so I'm 4.5ing it from a 4 to hopefully bring the rating up to at least 3.7. Fuck the haters, listen to the music and not the opinions of others!
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
Obliteration Nekropsalms
Obliteration Black Death Horizon
Opeth Blackwater Park
One of my favorite albums of all time, every song is perfect in it's own right. Also great review but disagree with you on the part where you said that The Funeral Portrait was the most forgettable songs on the album, I fucking love that tune.r5 motherfucking stars
Opeth Still Life
Opeth In Live Concert at the Royal Albert Hall
Outerspace My Brothers Keeper
P Money Money Over Everyone
Pearl Jam Ten
Primordial To the Nameless Dead
Primordial The Gathering Wilderness
Radiohead The Bends
Rainbow Rising
Rainbow Long Live Rock 'n' Roll
Rush Clockwork Angels
Rush Hemispheres
Sacramentum Far Away from the Sun
Sangre de Muerdago O Camino das Mans Valeiras
Saor Roots
Satan's Host Metal from Hell
Satan's Host Celebration: For the Love of Satan
Satan's Host Pre-Dating God Part 1
Selvans Lupercalia
This is a really, really fucking good album. A more intense folk influenced black metal record.
Shylmagoghnar Emergence
Shylmagoghnar Transience
Love how instrumentally focused this album is. There are at least 2 instrumental tracks on here totaling more than 20 minutes. And both are excellent.r**Edit: Album's a grower as well.
Skinnyman Council Estate Of Mind
Small Faces There Are But Four Small Faces
Sorcier Des Glaces Ritual of the End
Under the Moonlight and Morbid Ritual are so good. Each song is excellent in their own individual ways. Amazing album.
Soundtrack (Film) Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film.
Summoning Stronghold
Taake Nattestid Ser Porten Vid
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
The Eye Supremacy
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Four Owls Natural Order
The Four Owls Nature's Greatest Mystery
The Meads of Asphodel The Murder Of Jesus The Jew
The Morningside The Wind, The Trees And The Shadows...
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream
Thurisaz Live & Acoustic
Tomb Mold Manor of Infinite Forms
Torchbearer Death Meditations
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Vallendusk Black Clouds Gathering
Vallendusk Fortress of Primal Grace
Vashti Bunyan Just Another Diamond Day
Virvum Illuminance
Absolutely love the vibe in this album. Anyone able to recommend anything that sounds similar in the neutral/positive guitar tones?
Voices (UK) London
Vocals on this highlight are amazing. And as someone who doesn't like Akercocke, I must say the music here is so much better... and heavier.
Wrust Soulless Machine
Zgard Contemplation
Completely underrated album. Folk-black metal magic.

4.0 excellent
1349 Liberation
1349 The Infernal Pathway
1349 Hellfire
1349 Beyond the Apocalypse
7L & Esoteric Dangerous Connection
Absu Tara
Advent Sorrow Kali Yuga Crown
Agalloch The White
Akala It's Not A Rumour
Alcest Les Voyages De L'Âme
Alcest Souvenirs D'Un Autre Monde
Alkaloid Liquid Anatomy
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Amon Amarth Versus the World
Amon Amarth Fate of Norns
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas
Anaal Nathrakh Eschaton
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Anal Cunt Picnic of Love
And Hell Followed With Proprioception
Apathy Eastern Philosophy
Apathy The Widow's Son
Apathy and Celph Titled No Place Like Chrome
Arckanum Fran Marder
Arckanum Kaos Svarta Mar
Army Of The Pharaohs The Torture Papers
Army Of The Pharaohs Ritual Of Battle
Artificial Brain Infrared Horizon
Ashbury Eye Of The Stygian Witches
Astrophobos Remnants of Forgotten Horrors
At The Throne of Judgment The Arcanum Order
Autumn Leaves As Night Conquers Day
Avenged Sevenfold The Stage
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
Azelisassath Total Desecration of Existence
Beyond Creation The Aura
Beyond Creation Algorythm
Big L The Big Picture
Bil Next Weedmasons EP
Bil Next comes in with that RAW shit like Harpo Marx used to do, boosting through like a crack addict in a Subaru.
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Black Sabbath Mob Rules
Black Sabbath 13
Blood Incantation Hidden History of the Human Race
Blut Aus Nord Memoria Vetusta III - Saturnian Poetry
Blut Aus Nord Hallucinogen
Brother Ali Mourning In America Dreaming In Color
Brothers of the Stone Brothers of the Stone
Brothers of the Stone Return to Stoney Island
Brownout Presents Brown Sabbath
Vocalist sounds a lot like Ozzy but without seeming to try very hard to do so. The actual album itself is a quality rendition of Sabbath's early classics, with just enough of the band's unique interpretations of each song to make each interesting and different while maintaining the original sound. The jazz influences really suit early Sabbath.
Bruce Dickinson Tyranny of Souls
Cancer To the Gory End
Candlemass Tales of Creation
Candlemass Candlemass
Candlemass The Door To Doom
Cannibal Corpse Gallery of Suicide
Carriage Visions
Cattle Decapitation The Anthropocene Extinction
Celph Titled The Gatalog: A Collection Of Chaos
Cenris Autumn Moon
Chapel of Disease ...And As We Have Seen The Storm
Death metal vocals over... not necessarily death metal music. And it works surprisingly well. Listen to the last 3 tracks in a row and you'll see what I mean.
Children of the Damned Tourettes Camp
Basically dark / evil / minimalistic hip hop beats with a wide variety of quality MCs. rLyrics focus on murder / death / criminality.rOne of the most unique hip hop album's I've heard.
Chthe'ilist Le Dernier Crépuscule
Cor Scorpii Ruin
Cormorant Diaspora
Cradle of Filth Thornography
Cradle of Filth Cryptoriana – The Seductiveness of Decay
Cradle of Filth Nymphetamine
Cradle of Filth The Principle of Evil Made Flesh
Cradle of Filth Cruelty and the Beast
Cries Of Your Sins Cries Of Your Sins
This is really, really solid.
Crimson Glory Strange and Beautiful
This isn't anywhere near as bad as people are making it out to be. Total departure from the epic, soaring melodic stylings of the previous 2 albums, but an interesting album that, in all honesty, was executed pretty well in terms of what I assume they were going for. That saxophone in 'In the Mood' is done incredibly well, as are most of the intros/outros to songs. They just never "get going" as the prior albums did.rStrongest songs here are 'In the Mood' and 'Deep Inside Your Heart', with the latter being just as good as anything on the 2 classics.r
Crimson Glory Crimson Glory
CunninLynguists Will Rap For Food
CunninLynguists Southernunderground
CunninLynguists The Rose EP
Damaar Triumph Through Spears Of Sacrilege
Dark Millennium Ashore the Celestial Burden
Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult Saldorian Spell
Darkestrah Turan
Only listened to this fully twice but definitely seeming like a solid 4. Replay value is there are it's standardly an interesting piece of black metal from The Kyrgyzstani group.
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Datkid Teeth Ledger
Datkid Confessions of a Crud Lord (prod. Leaf Dog)
Decapitated Organic Hallucinosis
Demigodz The Godz Must Be Crazier
Desolate Shrine Deliverance From The Godless Void
Oooooooooooooooh, pretty.
Devlin Bud, Sweat and Beers
Diabolic Collusion (Prod. Vanderslice)
Dirty Dike Bogies & Alcohol
Sick Religion is a song that is genuinely up there with some of the best rap songs, lyrically.
Dirty Dike Acrylic Snail
Divine Heresy Bleed the Fifth
Dodsrit Dödsrit
Dornenreich Freiheit
Dr. Syntax Self Taught
Eastern Front Descent Into Genocide
Eastern Front Blood on Snow
Eastern Front EmpirE
Eastern Front's best work to date. 4.2 / 5.rA bigger focus on melody and vastly improved vocal dimensions make this the album of the month.
Edge of Sanity Crimson II
Fuck what I said before, this IS at least a 4.rFuck that guy I was.rFuckkkkk.
Elderwind The Magic of Nature
Ellende Todbringer
Elzhi The Preface
Enisum Arpitanian Lands
Enslaved E
Enslaved In Times
Esoctrilihum Pandaemorthium
Evil Scarecrow Crowcifiction
Only heard the album once and it sounded insane but when I saw these guys live I knew I just
had to create their page, so I am just doing typing this now because it's telling me to rate
*EXOSKELETITANIUM!!!*rFirst impressions of this album are very good, kinda hard to describe
the genre, but I guess I would liken it to kind of blackened thrash (with a humorous side)
here is their hilarious video for the song ROBOTOTRON on youtube
Another good song is Blacken The Everything.rI know this isn't a great description, but as I
said, I haven't heard the album enough to give it a proper explanation.
Extirpation A Damnation's Stairway to the Altar of Failure
This rips all the way through. Love the vocals, riffs etc. Close to a 4.5 tbh.
Fanisk Insularum
Departure Rose Golden is an easy 5 star track. Fucking classic. Arrival Lotus Black would be a 4.5 star track. Unfortunately, the middle track, Endormintroeum (or whatever) is a largely worthless atmospheric track that is cool in the context of the album but way too long.
Fat Joe Don Cartagena
Feral Where Dead Dreams Dwell
Fliptrix The Road to the Interdimensional Piff Highway
Fliptrix Patterns of Escapism
Forteresse Métal Noir Québécois
Gallowbraid Ashen Eidolon
Ghastly (FIN) Death Velour
Gorguts Colored Sands
Heimdallr Капище Отцов
Hideous Miscreation Delusions Of Grandeur EP
Hilltop Hoods The Great Expanse
Holocaust (UK) Hypnosis of Birds
Horrendous The Chills
Horrendous Idol
Horrocious Depleted Light and the Death of Uniqueness
Hoth Astral Necromancy
This album make peepee hard
Hyperion (SWE) Seraphical Euphony
If These Trees Could Talk Red Forest
Illogic Celestial Clockwork
Immortal Technique The Martyr
Impiety Worshippers of the Seventh Tyranny
This is one 38 minute song. First 15 minutes are so are really good quality blackened thrash and the rest is basically a slower paced, kind of doom-ish outro riff - the outro is good but while it doesn't stand up to the first half of the CD it does add atmosphere well.
Inconcessus Lux Lucis The Crowning Quietus
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
Iron Maiden The Book of Souls
Irreversible Mechanism Infinite Fields
Jaddah EP
Jag Panzer The Fourth Judgement
Jag Panzer Casting the Stones
Jag Panzer The Deviant Chord
Jehst The Dragon Of An Ordinary Family
Job for a Cowboy Sun Eater
Judas Priest Firepower
Cover looks like Screaming for Vengeance. rHopefully sounds like it!
K-Rino Enter The Iron Trap (The Big Seven # 3)
If this was any other rapper this would be a 5...
K-Rino American Heroes (The Big Seven #5)
K-Rino Then... And Now... (The 4-Piece Collection #2)
K-Rino Solitary Confinement
Kampfar Ofidians manifest
Katatonia For Funerals to Come...
Katatonia Dead End Kings
Kauan Kaiho
King Diamond Fatal Portrait
Klashnekoff Focus Mode
KOAN Sound The Adventures of Mr. Fox
KOAN Sound Polychrome
Koopsta Knicca Da Devil's Playground
Kroda Fimbulvinter
Kroda Cry To Me River
Kyuss Blues For The Red Sun
Lautreamont Silence of the Deceased
Leaf Dog Dyslexic Disciple
Lingua Ignota Let the Evil of His Own Lips Cover Him
Louis Logic Sin-A-Matic
Lunar Aurora Andacht
Lychgate The Contagion in Nine Steps
Lyrinx Ending the Circle of Life
Varied, melancholic, emotionally frustrated, doesn't overstay its welcome.rRecommended.
Make Them Suffer Neverbloom
Mare Cognitum Phobos Monolith
Memento Mori Life, Death, and Other Morbid Tales
Midnight Satanic Royalty
Miseration Your Demons ~ Their Angels
Miseration The Mirroring Shadow
Misthyrming Algleymi
Modest Mouse Interstate 8
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Modest Mouse/764-Hero Whenever You See Fit
Mournful Congregation The Incubus of Karma
Mr. Key and Greenwood Sharps Yesterday's Futures
Muslimgauze The Rape Of Palestine
Myrkgrav Trollskau, Skromt og Kolabrenning
One of you cunts needs to write a review for this beast.
Myrkgrav Takk og Farvel; Tida er Blitt ei Annen
Nadra Allir vegir til glötunar
Nas STILLmatic
Nas and Damian Marley Distant Relatives
Nasheim Solens Vemod
Natti Still Motion
Nazgul De Expugnatione Elfmuth
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel
Ne Obliviscaris Urn
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction
Necrot Blood Offerings
Nocturnal Breed Napalm Nights
Given the quality of the 2 tracks on YouTube at the moment, I would say that this album will be at least a 4, most probably a 4.5-5.rDon't want to vote on it before it's released though; watch this space!
Nokturnal Mortum Lunar Poetry
Nokturnal Mortum Goat Horns
Nordjevel Nordjevel
Nyrst Orsök
Along with Helfr� (Helfro), these guys are showing that Iceland is about to have a GREAT
year in the atmospheric black metal scene.
Oak Pantheon From a Whisper
Obliteration Cenotaph Obscure
Obsequiae Aria of Vernal Tombs
Ocean Wisdom Chaos 93'
Omega Centauri Universum Infinitum
Upped to a 4. This has some seriously impressive moments and is a strong album overall.
Opeth Morningrise
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Others By No One Book I: Dr. Breacher
Our Place of Worship is Silence With Inexorable Suffering
Outerspace Blood and Ashes
Panopticon The Scars of Man on the Once Nameless Wilderness
Pathfinder Beyond the Space, Beyond the Time
Pendulum Hold Your Colour
Perturbator The Uncanny Valley
Possessed Seven Churches
Primordial A Journey's End
Primordial Spirit the Earth Aflame
Primordial Where Greater Men Have Fallen
Primordial Redemption at the Puritan's Hand
Psycroptic Ob(Servant)
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
Rainbow Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow
Red Forest Red Forest
Ritual Day Sky Lake
Rush Caress of Steel
Sacred Son Sacred Son
Lol at all the trve kvlt gatekeepers rating this so lowly because of the artwork / band name. The songwriting and musical content is better than 80% of the black metal I will hear this year, but it had an average of 3.2.rThis is what you get for not conforming to the scene! A scene which supposedly admires individualism and doing what the fuck you want because fuck everyone else's opinion.
Sacred Son Arthurian Catacombs
Okay. At this point, if you don't take this band seriously, that's on you. And you are the
real black metal meme.
Sangre de Muerdago Sangre de Muerdago
Saor Aura
Saor Forgotten Paths
Satan's Host Pre-Dating God Part 2
Scorpions Love At First Sting
Selvans / Downfall Of Nur Selvans / Downfall of Nur
Sinmara Hvísl Stjarnanna
Sivyj Yar Burial Shrouds
Slayer Show No Mercy
Slugdge Esoteric Malacology
Calling it now, this is gonna end up with a 3.9 average.
Solution .45 For Aeons Past
Really good album. Doesn't follow the old SS formula in songwriting.rWirethrone, Clandestiny Now, Gravitational Lensing and Into Shadow are the standout tracks for me.rChristian's death vocals are still as good as ever but some of the cleans do sound really pop-like.
Sorcier Des Glaces North
Sorrow Plagues Sorrow Plagues
Spectral Lore III
Split Prophets Delta Bravo Kilo
State Faults Clairvoyant
Stworz Coz po zyznych ziemiach...
subarctic break EP
Svarga Spirit of the Land
Taake Hordalands Doedskvad
Tankard Chemical Invasion
Tech N9ne All 6's and 7's
Tempel (USA-AZ) The Moon Lit Our Path
Tempel (USA-AZ) On the Steps of the Temple
Tenacious D Rize of the Fenix
Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny
Tenacious D Tenacious D
Thantifaxath Sacred White Noise
The 13th Floor Elevators Easter Everywhere
The Arcane Order Promo 2014
The Arcane Order Cult Of None
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma
The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed
The Crimson Armada Guardians
The Darksend Antichrist in Excelsis
How the fuck has this not got any ratings?rThis album is ca$h as fuck, yo!
The Few Against Many Sot
Christian Alvestam yet again showcases his aptitude for ear-splitting vocal performances, this time over some beautifully melodic backing, all while maintaining a sense of brutality and unrelenting power throughout the whole album - well put together, well produced (although I understand that my opinion on over-crisp prod. is subjective).rUnfortunately only 8 tracks long, but Christian has over 9000 other bands you can check him out in.rThis release is reminiscent of Miseration's "The Mirroring Shadow" in terms of the pummelling fast pace and brutal vocals, but it has a melodic side that is the polar opposite of TMS, which, in my personal opinion is one of the only aspects that could have been added to TMS.rSICK album, check it out for yourselves before deciding. It's mostly on Youtube anyway
The Hives Tyrannosaurus Hives
The Hives Veni Vidi Vicious
The Morningside Moving Crosscurrent of Time
The Offspring Ignition
The Offspring Ixnay on the Hombre
The Offspring Smash
Thurisaz Circadian Rhythm
Thy Light Suici.De.pression
Toxik World Circus
Turnover Peripheral Vision
Haven't heard this album but I really wanted to be vote number 666.
Twista Kamikaze
Ulver Kveldssanger
Unanimated Ancient God of Evil
UNKLE Psyence Fiction
Vallendusk Homeward Path
Vektor Black Future
Vektor Outer Isolation
Visigoth Final Spell
Just a disclaimer, I know very little of this band... I am just giving them a rating because they don't have one at the moment and they deserve one. Creature of Desire is a quality song and they've got a couple more quality songs but I've not heard anything else.rThe lead singer is also the guy who does everything in Gallowbraid! He's awesome.
Volahn Aq Ab Al
Waldgefluster Ruinen
Wayfarer Children of the Iron Age
Weedpecker III
Weeping Birth A Painting of Raven and Rape
Weeping Birth The Crushed Harmony
Holy fuck. 'Meant To Be Wrecked' is literally a rip-fest, I think it just tore my sphincter.
Whitechapel This Is Exile
Windir Soknardalr
Xanthochroid Blessed He With Boils
Yhdarl Loss
Yuri Gagarin At The Center Of All Infinity
Yuri Gagarin The Outskirts of Reality
Zgard Totem
Excellent release, as per usual. For those familiar with Zgard's sound, this album sees them take a heavier, raw approach with less emphasis on folk/melody (though it's still definitely there), with the vocals taking a more 'howling' approach than before. rFor those unfamiliar with Zgard's sound, become familiar with it.
Zgard Within the Swirl of Black Vigor

3.5 great
Adorn Grace
Ultimate neckbeard band description
Advent Sorrow Before the Dimming Light
Aenaon Cendres Et Sang
Akala Doublethink
Anaal Nathrakh The Whole of the Law
Anal Cunt I Like It When You Die
Arckanum Den Förstfödde
Only heard this album twice, but for people checking to see if anyone has given any information other than a rating, then here is a small amount.rThis album is slower than most (if not all) of Arckanum's previous albums.rThe solos in here fucking shred.rShit's pretty ca$h, yo.
Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare
Batushka Litourgiya
Belzebubs Pantheon of the Nightside Gods
Black Fast Terms of Surrender
If this band didn't have such a consistently average vocalist, they could be serious challengers in the scene.
Bloodsimple A Cruel World
Burzum Daudi Baldrs
Byzanthian Neckbeard From the Clutches of Oblivion
Canibus Can-I-Bus
Celph Titled and Buckwild Nineteen Ninety More
Chali 2na Fish Outta Water
Chapel of Disease Summoning Black Gods
Converge Jane Doe
CZARFACE Double Dose of Danger
Czarface and Ghostface Killah Czarface Meets Ghostface
CZARFACE and MF DOOM Czarface Meets Metal Face
Dabbla Year Of The Monkey
Darkthrone Old Star
Dawn Ray'd The Unlawful Assembly
Closer to a 4 than a 3.5, but the fact that I can't display that is Dawn Ray'd's problem.
Dawn Ray'd Behold Sedition Plainsong
Dead Players Dead Players
Dead Players Freshly Skeletal
Demigodz KILLmatic
Dirty Dike Return of the Twat
Dirty Dike Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight
Dirty Dike The Sloshpot
Divine Heresy Bringer of Plagues
Eldamar The Force of the Ancient Land
Eldrig Mysterion
Enslaved Isa
Feminazgul No Dawn for Men
First Fragment Dasein
Fliptrix Polyhymnia
Fliptrix Force Fed Imagery
Fuath I
Also, what's the deal with so many albums simply being called 'I'?
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous
Superb album, saw a load of people with Ghost shirts at Bloodstock 2012 so thought I'd check them out - FUCKING INSANE - Awesome dark feel throughout the whole album, even when the lyrics aren't about Hungarian Countesses who kidnap, torture and murder hundreds of people and then bathe in their blood. The musical element is also top class, instruments are used well and coalesce to make an impressive overall sound.rEach song has its own particular merits.rThe ONE thing I didn't like so much about this album was the closing track, Genesis. Not the most entertaining listen, but not awful. Also, why would genesis, meaning beginning, be at the end? I'm babbling, I know, but I would strongly recommend this album to any heavy metal fan or anyone who likes their Satan
Hymen Holocaust Hymen Holocaust
Immortal Technique The 3rd World
Inhale Exhale The Lost, the Sick, the Sacred
Job for a Cowboy Doom
Job for a Cowboy Genesis
K-Rino Triple Darkness 3: Coalition Ambush CD
Kawir Arai
Klashnekoff Back To The Sagas
A man who left us abruptly in his prime. It's not quite how we remember him, but we welcome him back with open arms nonetheless.
La Torture des Tenebres IV - Memoirs of a Machine Girl

Wow. Ok then.
Lord Foul Killing, Raping, Burning
Martyr Warp Zone
Mayhem Esoteric Warfare
Mayhem Daemon
Megadeth Endgame
Necrowretch Satanic Slavery
Nekrofilth Worm Ritual
Nightwish Dark Passion Play
Occultus Nuctemeron
Ocean Wisdom Wizville
Upped to 3.5 cus there are a couple of bangers on here. Really do hope he starts writing
about other things than how him and his clique are sick and u man r waste, though.
Pillorian Obsidian Arc
Power Trip Nightmare Logic
Power Trip Manifest Decimation
Primordial Exile Amongst the Ruins
Primordial Imrama
To Enter Pagan is GOAT Primordial, fucking fite me
Punky Bruster Cooked on Phonics
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Roadrunner United The All-Star Sessions
Samson Shock Tactics
Satan Cruel Magic
Selvans Faunalia
Shadow Of Intent Melancholy
Solution .45 Nightmares in the Waking State, Pt. 2
Sorcier Des Glaces Sorcier Des Glaces
Stereophonics You Gotta Go There To Come Back
The Arcane Order The Machinery of Oblivion
The Faceless Autotheism
Autotheist Movements p.1-3 are damn good but the rest of the album is unremarkable. Not bad, just not great.
The Lonely Island Incredibad
The Offspring Conspiracy of One
The Offspring Splinter
Three Days Grace One-X
Tokyo Blade Night of the Blade
Tomb Mold Planetary Clairvoyance
Uada Devoid of Light
Not too shabby tbf
Vinnie Paz Season of the Assassin
Standard Vinnie Paz. A lot of filler, but it's not particularly bad filler - it's just not
anything near close to what he can actually do. A lot of grammatical shortcuts to make the
flow cleaner, but that's part of his style these days.

He does have some sick bars though, still.

"Y'all know the flow is precise, you don't owe me ya life, but that could change one roll of
the dice - And if homie try to go for his knife, i'll levitate his body in the air until he
homies with Christ."
Windham Hell Reflective Depths Imbibe
Windir Sogneriket
Windir Det Gamle Riket
witchface Fryktelig For Alltid
Yellow Eyes Rare Field Ceiling
Yuri Gagarin Yuri Gagarin
Zgard Astral Glow

3.0 good
Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere
Alcest Shelter
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors
Beneath the Massacre Fearmonger
Boris Flood
Bullet For My Valentine The Poison
Burzum The Ways of Yore
Burzum Thulêan Mysteries
Dabbla Chapsville
Dissection Reinkaos
Elder (USA-MA) The Gold and Silver Sessions
Graveland/Nokturnal Mortum The Spirit Never Dies
Nokturnal Mortum's side: 4.5rGraveland's side: 2rOverall: 3
Ivar Bjornson and Einar Selvik Skuggsja: A Piece for Mind & Mirror
Album stream here: http://www.popmatters.com/post/skuggsja-a-piece-for-mind-mirror-album-stream-premiere-and-interview/?mc_cid=ebcda42950&mc_eid=1ff1dae04cr

This is a good album. Nothing stands out that much though. Written by Enslaved?s Ivar Bj�rnson
and Einar Selvik of Wardruna, for the 200th anniversary of the Norwegian Constitution.
Kawir To Cavirs
Kawir Father Sun Mother Moon
Pretty good album. But for those (like me) who were hoping they would keep the style of 'Isotheos', you will be ever-so-slightly disappointed. They kinda return to their earlier style which, while some people love it, I personally don't find quite as appealing.
Kroda Schwarzpfad
A shame, really... Musically really good but the vocals just get on my nerves. i love Kroda's old vocalist and this guy simply doesn't do it for me, unfortunately.
Oceano Depths
Rings of Saturn Embryonic Anomaly
Sleep The Sciences
The Devil Wears Prada Plagues
The Faceless In Becoming a Ghost
How to ruin the future of a promising band.rStep 1: Michael Meame.
The Hives Lex Hives
The Morningside Letters From The Empty Towns
I don't care what anybody says, Ghost Lights is a fucking great song.
Vinnie Paz God of the Serengeti
Warforged I: Voice
Zyklon-B Blood Must Be Shed

2.5 average
Army Of The Pharaohs Heavy Lies The Crown
The members only have to write 1 verse per song (maximum) and somehow they still manage to be shite 80% of the time. Put some effort in, lads.
Bowling for Soup My Wena
Arguably some of the most important musical artwork ever created.
Jedi Mind Tricks The Bridge and the Abyss
JMT have been so painfully average for over a decade now.
Modest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
Tool Fear Inoculum

2.0 poor
Batushka HOSPODI
feeling banterous, might later idk x
Myrkur M
Niggas With Guitars Ethnic Frenzy
Too many blacks.
Onoe Caponoe Surf or Die

1.5 very poor
Crossfaith Ex_Machina
Onoe Caponoe Invisible War
Fucking hate this retard so much.

1.0 awful
Alcest Spiritual Instinct
Amon Amarth Berserker
Not heard the album but I am rating this 1 because I hear Johan Hegg is a huge fan of the website and I want to play my part in him seeing an Amon Amarth album being in the 2.8 range. Maybe give him the incentive he needs to take extra care with the next one.
Cardi B Invasion Of Privacy
Crimson Glory Astronomica
Fuck, I hate this album so much.
Hamferd Támsins likam
KK's Priest
Opeth In Cauda Venenum
Six Feet Under Graveyard Classics IV: The Number Of The Priest
Sputnik Christmas At Our House
Thirty Seconds to Mars America
Vexovoid Call of the Starforger

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