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Album Ratings 106
Objectivity 84%

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Average Rating: 3.31
Rating Variance: 1.33
Objectivity Score: 84%
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5.0 classic
Faith No More Angel Dust
Howard Shore The Lord of the Rings Symphony
Howard Shore The Fellowship of the Ring: The Complete Recording
Howard Shore The Fellowship of the Ring
Mike Patton Mondo Cane
Mr. Bungle California
William Shatner The Transformed Man

4.5 superb
50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Buckethead Enter The Chicken (Reissue)
Buckethead Pepper's Ghost
Buckethead The Cuckoo Clocks of Hell
Howard Shore The Return of the King: The Complete Recordings
Howard Shore The Return of the King
Howard Shore The Two Towers
James Horner Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
James Horner Troy
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Michael Buble Let It Snow!
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Septicflesh The Great Mass
Septicflesh Communion
Yanni Live at the Acropolis

4.0 excellent
Andrea Bocelli Romanza
Buckethead The Elephant Man's Alarm Clock
Buckethead Giant Robot
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Dropkick Murphys The Meanest of Times
Dropkick Murphys The Warrior's Code
Dropkick Murphys Blackout
Fantomas The Director's Cut
James Horner Commando
Kanye West Late Registration
Mastodon Leviathan
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Opeth Deliverance
Opeth Opeth (Box Set)
Opeth Morningrise
Peeping Tom Peeping Tom
System of a Down Toxicity
Tiesto Parade Of The Athletes
Tomahawk Tomahawk
William Shatner Has Been

3.5 great
50 Cent 5 (Murder by Numbers)
50 Cent The Massacre
Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals
Alexisonfire Watch Out!
Britney Spears In the Zone
Buckethead Kaleidoscalp
Dan Swano Moontower
Faith No More Album of the Year
G-Unit Terminate On Sight
G-Unit Beg For Mercy
Green Day 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours
James Horner Aliens
Mastodon The Hunter
Metallica Master of Puppets
Metallica Reload
Michael Buble Crazy Love
Opeth Heritage
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth Damnation
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Killers Hot Fuss
The Living End Modern Artillery
Tiesto Club Life Volume One: Las Vegas

3.0 good
50 Cent Curtis
50 Cent Before I Self Destruct
Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends
Gatling Hen In A Pumpkin
Lamb of God New American Gospel
Lloyd Banks Rotten Apple
Soulja Boy The DeAndre Way
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
Ulver Shadows of the Sun

2.5 average
Birdman 5 Star Stunna
Blink-182 blink-182
Blink-182 Dude Ranch
Soulja Boy

2.0 poor
Blink-182 Enema of the State
Drake Thank Me Later
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Green Day American Idiot
Lil Wayne Tha Carter II
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
I would've given this ish 1, but this site won't let me because all you hipsters are dickrididing this band so hard, you can't even see how terrible this godawful album is. I swear to god this singers voice gave me herpes, and that freaking bagpipe solo was so abrasive, I started getting a rash. You people need to open your eyes to the truth, this album isn't a classic. It has its moments (Holland, 1945 is a pretty mellow song, and it actually conveys a message of sorts), but seriously, come now.
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler

1.5 very poor
Lil Wayne Tha Carter IV
Lil Wayne Rebirth
Lil Wayne Tha Carter III
Merzbow Merzbear
Merzbow Merzbird
Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls
Web Society Gutter (Demo)
Apart from the crusty guitar work, and flat drumming (sounds like it was done on a first act drum set), the horrendous vocals pretty much killed me. Sounds like he's impersonating the guy from "The Germs" and doing a pretty bloody bad job of it.rI don't know who gave all these albums 4.5s, but they seriously need to evaluate their views on life, because these albums suck colossal gonads.

1.0 awful
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Lil Wayne Tha Carter
Lil Wayne I Am Not a Human Being
Merzbow Anicca
Nickelback All the Right Reasons
All the right reasons, all the wrong notes. Seriously this album is painfully bad.
Web Society Perfect World
Jesus freaking christ, is this a band of 7 year old androgynous retards?
Web Society Web Society [EP]
More of the same garbage. I wish I didn't have to waste 50 characters on this pile of refuse, but this site is making me (See my review of Neutral Milk Hotel for more of my thoughts on how this site is run). *Special note on the song "Paranoid Neighbourhood", the singing actually gave me a brain aneurysm. Hope you're fucking satisfied you sadist.

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