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5.0 classic
Alkaline Trio Goddamnit
Animal Collective Sung Tongs
Circa Survive Juturna
Converge You Fail Me
David Bowie Station to Station
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime
Duster Stratosphere
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
Fugazi Red Medicine
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness
Hopesfall The Satellite Years
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye
Kidcrash Jokes
Madvillain Madvillainy
this is a classic, yepppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
Mogwai Young Team
wtf this is an album to be both enjoyed AND admired don't be silly now
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
I may have been really high once and got moved to tears by I Appear Missing nbd
Slint Spiderland
Slowdive Souvlaki
Sonic Youth Sister
Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz
The Avalanches Since I Left You
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2
let me break the rating system and give this a 6 or something please
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
Weezer Pinkerton
Weezer Weezer

4.5 superb
A Lot Like Birds No Place
"No Place" manages to dive deep with me, even on its sheer concept alone. As someone who struggles with connection, especially to a place called home do to my somewhat mobile childhood, A Lot Like Bird's third LP is rather relatable to me, as the entire album is about the struggles of home. It also helps that musically A Lot Like Birds does nothing but impress.
AJJ People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People
Alexisonfire Watch Out!
Alice in Chains Dirt
Animal Collective Campfire Songs
All y'all are sitting on this gem. Flowing and bursting with sheer atmosphere, AnCo manages to make an album that sounds boring on paper into a rather engaging LP. Just sit back, grab your best headphones, and let your mind wander.
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Black Flag Damaged
Brand New Daisy
As much as I like this band, I will admit I could watch Jesse Lacey fall down a flight of stairs and I wouldn't feel a thing.
Candy Claws Ceres And Calypso In The Deep Time
Cap'n Jazz Shmap'n Shmazz
Captain, We're Sinking The Future Is Cancelled
Carissa's Wierd Songs About Leaving
Hahahahaha Now I'm clinically depressed, thanks Carissa
Converge Jane Doe
Cynic Focus
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition
Daughters Hell Songs
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
David Bowie "Heroes"
David Bowie Blackstar
Deafheaven Sunbather
turns out adding blast beats and harsh screams to shoegazy guitars to 10+ minute songs works. neat
Death Grips The Money Store
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Deftones plus Shoegaze equals Koi No Yokan, one of 2012's best albums because Deftones
Drive Like Jehu Drive Like Jehu
Explosions in the Sky Those Who Tell the Truth...
Explosions in the Sky How Strange, Innocence
On a scale from 1 to Pencil, how wrong am I for having this as my favourte EitS album
Freddie Gibbs and Madlib Pinata
Fugazi The Argument
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
I get an erection every time I hear "Trailer Park Jesus" 10/10
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World
Ichiko Aoba 0%
Immolation Close to a World Below
The instrumentation is nice, and the title track is really cool.rNot fond of the opener however but such is life
Isis Panopticon
Truth time children! I'm not a big Post Metal fan. It's not that I dislike the genre, I admitingly have a difficult time sitting through long songs. However, Isis managed to make not only one of my favourite gems from the genre, but one of my favourite albums period.
Japandroids Post-Nothing
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley
Lydia Illuminate
maudlin of the Well Bath
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
Minus the Bear Highly Refined Pirates
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
Mount Eerie A Crow Looked At Me
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Off Minor Some Blood
Patti Smith Horses
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
From the opening bass line of 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer" to the blaring horns at the end of "I Think I Lost My Headache". "Rated R" manages to become varied yet very consistent all the way through.
Ryo Fukui Scenery
Saetia A Retrospective
Snowing Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit
Something all you need is ten minutes to get the point across. Ten minutes is all Snowing needs. fuck me for not actually listening to this sooner right
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Sunny Day Real Estate Sunny Day Real Estate
System of a Down System of a Down
The Antlers Hospice
The Arrogant Sons of Bitches Three Cheers For Disappointment
Probably the greatest Ska Punk album ever made 10/10
The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin
The Kodan Armada A Collection Of Songs
The Stooges Fun House
Treebeard Stars Over Somber Skies
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You

4.0 excellent
A Lot Like Birds Conversation Piece
Acid Bath When the Kite String Pops
Angelo Badalamenti Twin Peaks
Animal Collective Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect
Bon Iver 22, A Million
this is amazing and I can't even word why. Justin Vernon for president 2016
Bonobo Migration
Boris Flood
Boris Akuma no Uta
Botch We Are the Romans
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Cannibal Ox The Cold Vein
Chance the Rapper Acid Rap
Despite some really solid tracks throughout this release, Acid Rap suffers with a fair share of rather embarrassing lines combined with a very hit-or-miss performance from Chance himself
Childish Gambino "Awaken, My Love!"
Circa Survive Blue Sky Noise
If you don't think "Dyed in the Wool" isn't Circa Survive's best song get out of my face
Circa Survive The Amulet
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Code Orange Forever
Coil The Ape Of Naples
so who's the pleb that gave this a god damn 1.0?
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness
Dangers The Bend in the Break
David Bowie Lodger
David Sylvian Brilliant Trees
Deakin Sleep Cycle
Death Grips Exmilitary
Death Grips Government Plates
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Deftones
Deftones Diamond Eyes
gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby
Dennis Wilson Pacific Ocean Blue
Every Time I Die Hot Damn!
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown
Failure Fantastic Planet
Fugazi End Hits
Fugazi In on the Kill Taker
Fugazi Repeater
Funeral Diner The Underdark
Gates Bloom and Breathe
Genghis Tron Board Up the House
Glassjaw Coloring Book
Glassjaw Our Color Green (The Singles)
Glocca Morra Just Married
He Is Legend I Am Hollywood
I the Mighty Connector
Infest No Man's Slave
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights
Kanye West Yeezus
Kayo Dot Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tongue
please notice me, toby driver. PLEASE NOTICE ME TOBY DRIVER ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kayo Dot Coyote
letlive. Fake History
it may be glassjaw worship, but at least it's enjoyable glassjaw worship
letlive. The Blackest Beautiful
Manchester Orchestra I'm Like a Virgin Losing a Child
Mass of the Fermenting Dregs Mass of the Fermenting Dregs
maudlin of the Well Leaving Your Body Map
Minus the Bear Menos El Oso
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice
Modest Mouse Building Nothing Out of Something
Modest Mouse This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
Off Minor Innominate
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age
Radiohead Amnesiac
Radiohead In Rainbows
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
I hope the third album has werewolf hands on it or something
Sleater-Kinney Dig Me Out
Sleater-Kinney The Woods
Slowdive Pygmalion
Sonic Youth Murray Street
Sufjan Stevens Seven Swans
Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell
Sunny Day Real Estate How It Feels To Be Something On
The Brave Little Abacus Just Got Back from the Discomfort - It's Alright
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
The Flashbulb Soundtrack to a Vacant Life
The Microphones Mount Eerie
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance
Thrice Beggars
Thrice Major/Minor
Underoath Disambiguation
Unwound New Plastic Ideas
Weezer The White Album
Whores. Gold
Xiu Xiu The Air Force
Yaphet Kotto The Killer Was in the Government Blankets

3.5 great
Animal Collective Feels
"Banshee Beat" alone makes the album title almost scarily well fitting
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Animal Collective Fall Be Kind
Animal Collective Painting With
August Burns Red Constellations
Autolux Future Perfect
Aversions Crown Xenocide
Brockhampton Saturation
Brockhampton Saturation 2
Burzum Filosofem
Circle Takes the Square Decompositions: Volume Number One
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
Converge Axe to Fall
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech
Acceptance Speech doesn't have the greatest production ever. Acceptance Speech doesn't have the greatest lyrics. But that is okay, as the Sacramento-based group's 5th full length is still a rather enjoyable record.
Dance Gavin Dance Instant Gratification
Shark Dad will be song of the decade just you all wait
Edit: I was correct.
Death From Above You're a Woman, I'm a Machine
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death
Death Grips Bottomless Pit
That's not how works, fsavage. Even if you're being sarcastic you should suck my dick
Deftones Adrenaline
Despite being a key album in the infamous "nu-metal" sub-genre that annoyed the ears of many in the late 90's to early 2000's, Deftones humble debut "Adrenaline" still demands to be heard. Featuring a raw and rather angry sound, in addition to Chino's fitting rap-like vocal style. However as it IS the bands first release, Adrenaline sounds rather underdeveloped at times. An overall solid beginning for a group that's going to end up being so much more.
Deftones Around the Fur
Around the Fur showcases a band who are starting to realize their true potential. While still rholding on to the nu-metal sound they helped create, Deftones add so much more to, distinguishing rthemselves from the other groups. Featuring improved songwriting and a glimpse at their eventual ratmospheric sound, Around the Fur is an early highlight of a band that's full of them.
Deftones Gore
"once upon a time, in the piece of shit land called Sacramento 4 stoned teenagers accidentally created Nu-Metal but then jumped from that ship once Limp Bizkit happened (even though Korn was a thing before that). They still made good music and they made another music that is good. Chiggy Biggy Mo-Iggy please love me!!!! 8/10"
Explosions in the Sky The Wilderness
Fugazi 13 Songs
Fugazi Steady Diet of Nothing
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence
Have a Nice Life The Unnatural World
He Is Legend It Hates You
HORSE the band Desperate Living
i honestly don't know how this album makes me feel, and in this case I'm actually considering it a good thing.
"Desperate Living" is, when all is said and done, a good album. However it's like listening to a muppet have a
temper tantrum while a mixture of metal and a SNES soundtrack play in the background.
I the Mighty Where the Mind Wants to Go / Where You Let it Go
Japandroids Near To The Wild Heart Of Life
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak
Kayo Dot Blue Lambency Downward
Kayo Dot Plastic House on Base of Sky
KEN mode Success
Kidcrash New Ruins
Knocked Loose Laugh Tracks
Mastodon Remission
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Modest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile
Nirvana In Utero
Old Gray Slow Burn
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead OK Computer
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Rise Against The Sufferer & the Witness
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 3
starry cat starry cat
Sufjan Stevens Michigan
Sufjan Stevens The Avalanche: Outtakes and Extras
Sunny Day Real Estate Diary
Sunny Day Real Estate The Rising Tide
Surf Curse Nothing Yet
Swans Filth
Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends
The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy
The Flaming Lips Transmissions From the Satellite Heart
The Flaming Lips Oczy Mlody
The Jesus Lizard Goat
The Killers Hot Fuss
The Microphones It Was Hot We Stayed In The Water
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Nuclear, Sad, Nuclear
The xx I See You
Thrice To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere
Turnover Peripheral Vision
Weezer Maladroit
Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End
Wiley Godfather
Xiu Xiu Forget

3.0 good
AJJ The Bible 2
Akissforjersey Victims
Animal Collective Here Comes the Indian
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon
It's like if every annoying teenager from 2003 with shitty dyed bangs who thinks they're a poet because they bitch in their diary about their ex who cheated on them with someone better in every conceivable way was put to music. But I'll be damned if the personal nostalgia prevents me from being TOO hard on it
Converge No Heroes
Dance Gavin Dance Mothership
Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce Flossie Dickey Bounce
Kanye West The Life of Pablo
Kero Kero Bonito Bonito Generation
Mindless Self Indulgence Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Modest Mouse Strangers to Ourselves
Nirvana Nevermind
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
Sufjan Stevens Enjoy Your Rabbit
Taking Back Sunday Where You Want To Be
Tool Ænima
An excellent album, but the filler tracks REALLY mar this album down
Tyler, the Creator Wolf

2.5 average
Animal Collective Centipede Hz
Brand New Science Fiction
it's like daisy except if it wasn't all that interesting and Jesse Lacey was so far up his own rass you physically groan a few times. Some bands are just bound to go out on a whimper I guess.
Enter Shikari Take to the Skies
Foxygen Hang
Heaven Pierce Her Zen, or the Means Without Ends has a good amount of beautiful moments, but is a bit on the repetitive side imo
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
go listen to hail to the thief instead. or the bends. or in rainbows. or amnesiac
Sundara Karma Youth Is Only Ever Fun in Retrospect
Weezer The Green Album
Weezer Hurley

2.0 poor
Animal Collective Danse Manatee
David Bowie Tonight
Korn Korn
Pain of Salvation In the Passing Light of Day
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
There are album that are bogged down with filler tracks, and then there's Stadium Arcadium; a double album that rwhile it has its fair share of really great tracks, is countered by the fact that the album has an exhausting amount rof songs that just come off as anywhere from pointless while still listenable, to straight up bad.
Tool Lateralus
Weezer Make Believe
Weezer The Red Album
Weezer Pacific Daydream

1.5 very poor
Arcade Fire Everything Now
More like Dumpster Fire - Everything Sucks amiright??????????????????????????????????
Blink-182 California
Bring Me The Horizon That's the Spirit
Out of Genre: 2
In Genre: 4
For Its Time: 4
These Days: 2.5
Instrumentally: 3
Vocally/Lyrically: 2
Influence Level: 4.5
Personally: 2.5
Green Day American Idiot
Green Day completely sell their souls with American Idiot, and lose any genuine angst they might have had in the past in the process. Every song on this album comes off as overly whiny (any single released off this record) or just forced altogether, especially the political messages Green Day attempted to cram into this mess of an album.
Slipknot Slipknot
Tyler, the Creator Cherry Bomb

1.0 awful
Kid Cudi Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven
Korn The Serenity of Suffering
"this sounds like good old fashioned Korn". I mean yeah, hence why it's fucking awful
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz
audio cringe, didn't think it was possible but OH MY GOD
Pink Guy Pink Season
Three Days Grace One-X
Three Days Grace prove they're just another forgettable mainstream rock group.
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