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5.0 classic
1-800-Zombie Holy Shit
Wow. Shadows is an all around douchewad. Seriously. Fuck that guy.
A Skylit Drive She Watched the Sky
A Thousand Times Repent Virtue Has Few Friends
AFI Sing the Sorrow
AFI Answer That and Stay Fashionable
AFI Very Proud of Ya
All Time Low The Party Scene
Angels and Airwaves We Don't Need to Whisper
Arms Like Yours .Architect.
As Cities Burn Come Now Sleep
Ashes You Leave The Passage Back to Life
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Atreyu Suicide Notes and Butterfly Kisses
Autopsy Mental Funeral
Bing Crosby Merry Christmas
Black Moth Super Rainbow Dandelion Gum
Boys Like Girls Boys Like Girls
Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony
Bubblegum Octopus Bad Happy
Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth
Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding
Cannibal Corpse Hammer Smashed Face
Catasexual Urge Motivation The Encyclopedia of Serial Murders
Catasexual Urge Motivation Death to Pigs
Cattle Decapitation Ten Torments of the Damned
Chiodos Illuminaudio
Christian And The Hedgehog Boys Christian & the Hedgehog Boys
This album is fucking deadly. Anything with Christian Weston Chandler is meant to be treasured. Perfect release, 5/5.
Christian Death Catastrophe Ballet
City High City High
They had the liquor overflowin' the cup about five, six strippers tryna work for a buck.
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Darkside Psychic
Daughter Darling Sweet Shadows
Daughters Canada Songs
Deathspell Omega Fas - Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum
Deathspell Omega Mass Grave Aesthetics
Deeds of Flesh Path of the Weakening
Deeds of Flesh Gradually Melted
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Devourment Molesting the Decapitated
Dido No Angel
Dinosaur On Fire Sleep Moon Voyage
Dying Fetus Destroy the Opposition
ERRA Impulse
Fall Out Boy Believers Never Die: Greatest Hits
Frank Sinatra In The Wee Small Hours
Funeral for a Friend Casually Dressed & Deep in Conversation
Gaza I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die
Gorguts Considered Dead
Gorguts The Erosion of Sanity
Gory Blister Skymorphosis
Gory Blister Earth-Sick
Haste the Day That They May Know You
Heavy Heavy Low Low Everything's Watched, Everyone's Watchin
Hellogoodbye Would It Kill You?
Howard Shore The Return of the King: The Complete Recordings
I Am This Big Black Cloud Double Phantasm
Impending Doom Nailed. Dead. Risen
Ingested Surpassing the Boundaries of Human Suffering
Jumpin' Jesus The Art of Crucifying
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds
Korn Korn
Lifelover Erotik
Lifelover Pulver
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Madison Affair Please, Have A Seat!
Mary Shaw KnightHorse
Memory Tapes Grace/Confusion
Minus the Bear This is What I Know About Being Gigantic
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice
My Chemical Romance Number Three
Natalie Walker Urban Angel
Nirvana Nevermind
Oceano Demo 2006
Portugal. The Man Waiter: ''You Vultures!''
Psyopus Ideas of Reference
Rolo Tomassi Rolo Tomassi
Rolo Tomassi Hysterics
Rose Funeral Crucify.Kill.Rot
Scary Kids Scaring Kids After Dark
Scorpions Lovedrive
Scorpions Virgin Killer
Scorpions In Trance
Scott Walker Bish Bosch
See You Next Tuesday Parasite
See You Next Tuesday Intervals
Steely Dan Aja
Steely Dan Katy Lied
Suffocation Pierced from Within
Suffocation Breeding the Spawn
Suicide Suicide
Suicide Silence Demo 2003
Supertramp Supertramp
The 69 Eyes Blessed Be
The 69 Eyes Wrap Your Troubles in Dreams
The Amity Affliction High Hopes
The Amity Affliction Glory Days
The Amity Affliction Chasing Ghosts
The Chariot The Fiancee
The Crimson Armada Guardians
The Holy Guile FSU
The Killers Battle Born
Amazing. Reminds me of my favorite band, Fleetwood Mac.
The Red Chord Fused Together in Revolving Doors
The Relevant Elephants The Relevant Elephants
The Residents Meet the Residents
Trivium Ascendancy
Underoath Act of Depression
Underoath Play Your Old Stuff
Underoath Anthology: 1999-2013
Veil of Maya All Things Set Aside
VersaEmerge Cities Built on Sand
Wolves in the Throne Room Celestial Lineage

4.5 superb
AFI Decemberunderground
AFI Crash Love
Angels and Airwaves I-Empire
As Cities Burn Son, I Loved You At Your Darkest
As Cities Burn Hell Or High Water
August Burns Red Sleddin' Hill
Autopsy Severed Survival
Bing Crosby Some Fine Old Chestnuts
Black Moth Super Rainbow Falling Through a Field
Boys Like Girls Crazy World
Breaking Benjamin We Are Not Alone
Cannibal Corpse Vile
Catasexual Urge Motivation Rape Trauma Syndrome
Catasexual Urge Motivation Nekronicle
Chevelle Hats Off To The Bull
Chiodos All's Well That Ends Well
Confide Shout the Truth
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh
Daughters Hell Songs
Daughters Daughters
Deathspell Omega Si Monvmentvm Reqvires Circvmspice
Deeds of Flesh Mark of the Legion
Dying Fetus Grotesque Impalement
Dying Fetus Descend Into Depravity
Frank Sinatra Swing Easy!
From Autumn To Ashes Too Bad You're Beautiful
Funeral for a Friend Hours
Gaza He Is Never Coming Back
Gaza No Absolutes in Human Suffering
Haste the Day Burning Bridges
Justin Timberlake Justified
Korn Life Is Peachy
Lead Hands Lead Hands
Lifelover Konkurs
Linkin Park Meteora
Linkin Park Songs From The Underground
Linkin Park LPU XII
Memory Tapes Player Piano
Minus the Bear Bands Like It When You Yell YAR at Them
Mortician House By The Cemetery/Mortal Massacre
My Chemical Romance Number One
Portugal. The Man The Satanic Satanist
Portugal. The Man In The Mountain In The Cloud
Rolo Tomassi Eternal Youth
Scorpions Taken by Force
See You Next Tuesday Sampler '05
Steely Dan Pretzel Logic
Steely Dan Countdown to Ecstasy
Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten
Suicide A Way of Life
Supertramp Indelibly Stamped
The 69 Eyes Savage Garden
The 69 Eyes Paris Kills
The Amity Affliction The Amity Affliction
The Chariot Everything Is Alive, Everything Is...
The Holy Guile Guardians 2.0
The Sawtooth Grin Cuddlemonster
Underoath Cries of the Past

4.0 excellent
AFI The Art of Drowning
All Time Low So Wrong, It's Right
An Arrow to the Knee Unmatched Brutality
Ashes You Leave The Inheritance of Sin and Shame
At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out
Black Moth Super Rainbow Eating Us
Blessthefall His Last Walk
Boys Like Girls Love Drunk
Breaking Benjamin Phobia
Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back to Life
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Cannibal Corpse Kill
Cannibal Corpse Created To Kill
Dead Poetic Vices
Deeds of Flesh Crown of Souls
Deeds of Flesh Trading Pieces
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Demi Lovato Don't Forget
Dr. Acula S.L.O.B.
Dying Fetus Killing on Adrenaline
Dying Fetus War of Attrition
Dying Fetus Reign Supreme
ekrib saamej Eezzzz
Elite Gymnastics Ruin
Ethos (US) Empty Path
Frank Sinatra Songs for Young Lovers
From First to Last Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body Count
Gory Blister Graveyard of Angels
Heavy Heavy Low Low Courtside Seats to the Greatest Fuck Of
Kamikaze Lovers II
Lindsay Lohan Speak
Memory Tapes Seek Magic
My Chemical Romance Number Two
Natalie Walker With You
Nirvana In Utero
Portugal. The Man Church Mouth
Psyopus Our Puzzling Encounters Considered
Steely Dan Can't Buy a Thrill
Steely Dan The Royal Scam
Steely Dan Gaucho
Suffocation Human Waste
Suffocation Suffocation
Suffocation Blood Oath
Suicide Suicide: Alan Vega and Martin Rev
Suicide Silence The Cleansing
The Amity Affliction Severed Ties
The Chariot One Wing
The Killers Hot Fuss
The Vines Winning Days
Trivium Shogun
Vanilla Ice Hard to Swallow
Whitechapel The Somatic Defilement
Wolves in the Throne Room Demo
Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters

3.5 great
Arms Like Yours My Silhouette
As Cities Burn As Cities Burn
Ashes You Leave Desperate Existence
Atreyu A Death-Grip on Yesterday
Autopsy Shitfun
Bing Crosby Le Bing: Song Hits of Paris
Black Moth Super Rainbow Start A People
Born of Osiris Rosecrance
Breaking Benjamin Saturate
Cannibal Corpse Gallery of Suicide
Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse
Cannibal Corpse Torture
Carly Rae Jepsen Tug of War
Carly Rae Jepsen Kiss
Carnifex Dead in My Arms
Catasexual Urge Motivation Satsujin live
Christian And The Hedgehog Boys Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!
Not as good as the previous release, but still a decent collection of hard rockers to jam to on the ipod.
Circle of Contempt Entwine the Threads
Cute Is What We Aim For Same Old Blood Rush With A New Touch
Deeds of Flesh Reduced to Ashes
Deeds of Flesh Of What's to Come
Deftones Deftones
Dr. Acula Slobology
Elite Gymnastics Ruin 4
Ethos (US) Myriad Visions
From Autumn To Ashes The Fiction We Live
From Autumn To Ashes Holding A Wolf By The Ears
From First to Last Aesthetic
Gory Blister Art Bleeds
Haste the Day When Everything Falls
Hellogoodbye Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!
INXS Welcome To Wherever You Are
Jonas Brothers Jonas Brothers
Justin Bieber My World 2.0
Korn Untitled
Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
Minus the Bear Highly Refined Pirates
Minus the Bear Menos El Oso
Minus the Bear Into the Mirror
Nirvana Bleach
Portugal. The Man Censored Colors
Portugal. The Man American Ghetto
Rolo Tomassi Cosmology
Rose Funeral Gates of Punishment
Scorpions Fly to the Rainbow
Sound We Sleep Keeping Secrets
Pretty decent post hardcore. People say it's full of Autotune, but I can't hear it. Meh. I liked it somewhat.
Suffocation Souls to Deny
Suicide Silence Suicide Silence (EP)
The Amity Affliction Youngbloods
The Chariot Long Live
The Killers Sam's Town
The Vines Highly Evolved

3.0 good
Abigail Williams In the Shadow of a Thousand Suns
An Arrow to the Knee Getting Over Thunderdome
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that a band took this name either. Sad, but it exists.
Music isn't too bad either.
Just uploaded a track I found:
An Arrow to the Knee Beautiful Songs By Beautiful Men
As Cities Burn As Cities Burn
Ashes You Leave Songs of the Lost
Ashes You Leave The Cure For Happiness
Atreyu The Curse
Atreyu Lead Sails Paper Anchor
August Burns Red August Burns Red
Autopsy Macabre Eternal
Black Moth Super Rainbow Cobra Juicy
Blessthefall Blessthefall
Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed
Cannibal Corpse Worm Infested
Chiodos Bone Palace Ballet
Confide Recover
Curse Of Voltron You Suffer
Daughters Daughters
Dead Poetic The Finest
Deathspell Omega Inquisitors of Satan
Devourment 1.3.8.
Devourment Unleash the Carnivore
Dido Life For Rent
Dr. Acula Slander
Dying Fetus Stop at Nothing
Dying Fetus Purification Through Violence
Elysia Lion of Judas
From Autumn To Ashes Abandon Your Friends
Funeral for a Friend Memory and Humanity
Haste the Day Pressure the Hinges
Haste the Day Dreamer
I Am This Big Black Cloud CVRS
INXS Listen Like Thieves
Jonas Brothers A Little Bit Longer
Justin Bieber My World
Justin Bieber Under the Mistletoe
Kamikaze Lovers Half-Life
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory EP
Linkin Park Living Things
Madison Affair Teenage Time
Miley Cyrus Breakout
Minus the Bear They Make Beer Commercials Like This
Mortician Zombie Apocalypse
Mortician Mortal Massacre
MyChildren MyBride Unbreakable
Psyopus Odd Senses
Rolo Tomassi Astraea
See You Next Tuesday This Was A Tragedy
Suicide American Supreme
The Chariot Wars and Rumors of Wars
The Red Chord Prey for Eyes
The Sawtooth Grin Pervavor
Toxik Think This
Vanilla Ice Bi-Polar
Visceral Disgorge Ingesting Putridity

2.5 average
Abigail Williams Legend
Abigail Williams Gallow Hill
Agraceful The Great I Am
Agraceful Piece Of Mind
All Time Low Three Words to Remember in Dealing With The End
All Time Low Nothing Personal
Arms Like Yours Arms Like Yours EP
Atreyu The Congregation of the Damned
Attila Soundtrack to a Party
August Burns Red Looks Fragile After All
Autopsy Acts of the Unspeakable
Born of Osiris The New Reign
Boys Like Girls Love Drunk EP
Cannibal Corpse The Wretched Spawn
Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague
Carnifex Carnifex
Cattle Decapitation Human Jerky
Christian Death Born Again Anti Christian
Cody Simpson Coast to Coast
Dead Poetic Four Wall Blackmail
Deathspell Omega Infernal Battles
Deeds of Flesh Inbreeding the Anthropophagi
Demi Lovato Here We Go Again
Devourment Butcher The Weak
Dr. Acula Below Me
ekrib saamej Swer Srake
Eskimo Callboy Bury Me in Fucking Vegas
Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You
Fell The Earth 2012 Demo
From First to Last Throne to the Wolves
Funeral for a Friend Tales Don't Tell Themselves
Funeral for a Friend Welcome Home Armageddon
HORSE the band R. Borlax
INXS Elegantly Wasted
Jonas Brothers It's About Time
Jonas Brothers Lines, Vines and Trying Times
Korn Neidermeyers Mind
Last Days of Humanity Putrefaction in Progress
Last Days of Humanity The XTC In Swallowing L.D.O.H. Feces
Last Days of Humanity Human Atrocity
Miley Cyrus The Time of Our Lives
Minus the Bear Omni
Mortician Chainsaw Dismemberment
MyChildren MyBride Having The Heart For War
LA!LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA!LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA!LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA!LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! - There you have it, this albums lyrical content.
MyChildren MyBride MyChildren MyBride
Rose Funeral The Resting Sonata
Scorpions Lonesome Crow
Slice the Cake The Man With No Face
The 69 Eyes Wasting The Dawn
The Paramedic If Seeing Is Believing
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza II: The Electric Boogaloo
Torsofuck As Semen Blends with Rot
Torsofuck High Level Cannibalistic Violence (Demo)
Whitechapel Whitechapel
XISFOREYES Absolute Corporeal Besmirchment

2.0 poor
Abandoned by Light Black Despair
Abigail Williams Agharta
Abigail Williams Becoming
Adestria Chapters
And None of Them Knew They Were Robots And None of Them Knew They Were Robots
Attila Rage
Blood on the Dance Floor EPIC
Bruno Mars It's Better If You Don't Understand
Carly Rae Jepsen Curiosity
Carnifex The Diseased and Poisoned
Carnifex Hell Chose Me
Cattle Decapitation Homovore
Christian Death American Inquisition
Christian Death The Path of Sorrows
Circle of Contempt Artifacts in Motion
Confide Innocence Surround
Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late
Fight Fair California Kicks
From First to Last From First to Last
Heavy Heavy Low Low Fuck It?!
Impending Doom Baptized in Filth
Justin Bieber Believe
Korn Korn III: Remember Who You Are
Like Moths to Flames Sweet Talker
Linkin Park Xero
Make Them Suffer Lord of Woe
Mortician Domain of Death
Natalie Walker Spark
Slice the Cake Cleansed
Suicide Silence The Black Crown
The Killers Day & Age
The Paramedic The Devil in Me
The Red Chord Clients
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza IIII: The Alpha - The Omega
The Vines Vision Valley
Trivium The Crusade
Vanilla Ice Hooked
Vanilla Ice WTF
Veil of Maya The Common Man's Collapse
Veil of Maya Eclipse
VersaEmerge Perceptions
VersaEmerge Fixed at Zero
Whitechapel This Is Exile

1.5 very poor
Abandoned by Light And Dusk Did Crawl Out To Witness The Suicide Of
Abandoned by Light Mournful Cries Pierce The Silence, Serenading The
Adestria Oh The Places You'll Go EP
Altars Of Grief This Shameful Burden
Ashes You Leave Fire
Blood on the Dance Floor All the Rage
Born of Osiris A Higher Place
Boys Like Girls Read Between the Lines
Boys Like Girls Crazy World-EP
Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst
Cute Is What We Aim For Rotation
Dead Poetic New Medicines
Demi Lovato Unbroken
Dido Safe Trip Home
Elite Gymnastics Ruin 2
HORSE the band The Mechanical Hand
Impending Doom There Will Be Violence
Ingested The Surreption
Last Days of Humanity Hymns Of Indigestible Suppuration
Like Moths to Flames When We Don't Exist
Lindsay Lohan A Little More Personal (Raw)
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
Make a Change...Kill Yourself Fri
Make Them Suffer Make Them Suffer Demo
Mortician Darkest Day of Horror
Oceano Depths
Steely Dan Two Against Nature
Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed
Suicide Silence Green Monster
The Paramedic Apollo
Vanilla Ice Mind Blowin'
Veil of Maya [id]
VersaEmerge VersaEmerge

1.0 awful
Abandoned by Light Cold and Eternal
Abandoned by Light On Broken and Rotted Dreams, Suicide Took Flight
Abandoned by Light Wandering Through a Nocturnal Sorrow
Abandoned by Light This Is Where It Ends...
Abandoned by Light Life O' Despicable Life
Abandoned by Light Songs To Inspire Your Suicide
Abandoned by Light No God, No Sun, No Future
Abigail Williams In the Absence of Light
AFI Black Sails in the Sunset
AFI Shut Your Mouth and Open Your Eyes
All Time Low Dirty Work
All Time Low Don't Panic
Anberlin Vital
And Hell Followed With Proprioception
And Hell Followed With Domain
Attila Fallacy
Attila Outlawed
Blood on the Dance Floor Evolution
Born of Osiris The Discovery
Bruno Mars Doo-Wops & Hooligans
Bruno Mars Unorthodox Jukebox
Carnifex Until I Feel Nothing
Carnifex Love Lies in Ashes
Cody Simpson 4 U
Confide Introduction
Dr. Acula The Social Event of the Century
Dr. Acula Nation
Elysia Masochist
Eskimo Callboy Eskimo Callboy 2010
Falling in Reverse Just Like You
Farrah Abraham My Teenage Dream Ended
Feed Her to the Sharks The Beauty of Falling
Fight Fair xFashionx
From First to Last Heroine
Green Day iDOS!
Heavy Heavy Low Low Turtle Nipple and the Toxic Shock
Heavy Heavy Low Low Hospital Bomber
Heavy Heavy Low Low Heavy Heavy Low Low
Hester Prynne The Goswell Divorce
HORSE the band Secret Rhythm of the Universe
Impending Doom The Serpent Servant
Impending Doom The Sin And Doom Of Godless Men
INXS Switch
INXS Original Sin
Jonas Brothers Jonas L.A.
Korn The Path of Totality
Last Days of Humanity In Advanced Haemorrhaging Conditions
Last Days of Humanity SPLIT
Linkin Park Sweet Hamster Like Jewels From America!
Make Them Suffer Neverbloom
Mortician Re-Animated Dead Flesh
My Bitter End The Renovation
MyChildren MyBride Lost Boy
Oceano Contagion
Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos
Queensryche Frequency Unknown
Rochelle Jordan P R E S S U R E
Scorpions Eye II Eye
Scythra Chaotic Eradication
Short Bus Pile Up Repulsive Display of Human Upholstery
Short Bus Pile Up We Keep the Dancefloor Dirty with Bottles and Shit
Short Bus Pile Up The Most Disgusting Thing Ever Created by Man...
Steely Dan Everything Must Go
Suicide Silence Demo 2004 (Family Guy Demo)
Suicide Silence Wake Up
Suicide Silence Demo 2006
Supertramp Slow Motion
Tanner Vs. The Shotgun This Is Your Way Out
The 69 Eyes Bump'n'Grind
The Crimson Armada Behold the Architect
The Crimson Armada Conviction
The Paramedic Smoke & Mirrors
The Plot In You Could You Watch Your Children Burn
The Red Chord Fed Through the Teeth Machine
The Spooks And all I loved, I loved alone.
The Spooks Zenith Extremis
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza III: Series of Unfortunate Events
The Vines Melodia
The Vines Future Primitive
Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
Vanilla Ice To the Extreme
Vanilla Ice Platinum Underground
VersaEmerge Another Atmosphere Preview
I'm a big, BIG fan of the old stuff, over 1,000 plays on my itunes for Cities Built On Sand, but if I've ever seen a band fall, this is definitely it. God awful electronic bullshit.
Whitechapel A New Era of Corruption
XISFOREYES The Cassandra Syndrome
Zombie Testicles Zombie Testicles

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