Average Rating: 3.25 Rating Variance: 1.81 Objectivity Score: 79% (Well Balanced)
Sort by: Rating | Release Date | Rating Date | Name4.5 superbFloat Face Down Bury Your Beliefsfloat face down is one of the heaviest bands ever and i think there music brakes your face. honestly there singer is probably the most brutal crowd killer ive ever seen like ive seen him knock kids out that got in his way its so sick. their like really heavy and sonically crushing like really thick guitars its like metal distortion but it sounds clean its really heavy idk. the picture of the buzzsaws is heavy. like i dont know if i like the word brutal because all of the poser kids talk about how bring me the horizon is brutal and then i show them this and they ask me if i worship the devil. and then i tell them no i dont worship the devil im not goth youre probably closer to being goth i mean youre like scene emo and listen to bring me the horizon lmao. its usually slutty girls that act like i probably want them but dont realize i have standards lmao. i guess its because the scene kids here like breakdowns and think thats what heavy but they arent used to that really low death metal voice. i can do pretty good inhales i think but this guy is like really good at it. hes so badass man hes like 6'4" and just kills people at shows. his higher screams are pretty cool they dont sound like a fag getting it in his butt like stupid scene bands either. in the domino effect theres this cool shredding part where he does the highs and lows over each other and it goes into the sickest slow breakdown ever. like i here that part and just want to punch all of the scene kids lol. i really think if your into heavy *** you should check this out cause like its really sick. i wanna see more people at there shows.4.0 excellent311 Universal Pulse3.5 greatAlcest Le Secretokay so like i never heard shoegaze until i was fingerbanging this hipster chick in the back seat of her chevy lumina but she put on this alcest cd and i was like "this is almost as pretty as you babe" and she laughed and said "youre so corny". anyway like this is kind of black metal too i read but its a lot better than cradle of filth yknow? anyway like i discovered that this is what you listen to when your driving with chicks. this is chick music. its a hipster magnet. they here neej's voice and they get wet, and guess wat neej is in france or some homo *** while your right theyre. like this is actually pretty sweet too it has really good guitar stuff and *** but its just kind of boring at the same time. like i feel like they couldve just tried a little harder and maybe if theyre were more heavier parts. like dont get me wrong this isnt bad but its not heavy. when i hear the words black metal i want heavy. i like shoegaze sort of like explosions in the sky is really sick when you just toke a bowl but come on this is like black metal shoegaze or whatever and on the other album it turns into the lion king lmao. but yo my complaints are minimum cos like it works on the ladies. idk why but they love neej. like talk to a hipster girl when ur visitting a friend who graduated before you at his college and ask her about alcest. older women kill the dick, fact. its so sick.1.0 awfulBring Me the Horizon Suicide Season
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