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Average Rating: 2.67
Rating Variance: 0.81
Objectivity Score: 86%
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4.5 superb
1-800-Zombie Holy Shit

4.0 excellent
Blessed by a Broken Heart All is Fair in Love and War
Mindless Self Indulgence If

3.5 great
A Skylit Drive Wires...and the Concept of Breathing
Daughters Canada Songs
Daughters Hell Songs
Guttural Secrete Reek Of Pubescent Despoilment
Kamikaze Lovers II
Metro Station Metro Station
Mindless Self Indulgence Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Thorr's Hammer Dommedagsnatt
Throbbing Gristle D.O.A: The Third And Final Report
WHOURKR Concrete

3.0 good
A Skylit Drive She Watched the Sky
Agraceful The Great I Am
Annotations Of An Autopsy Before the Throne of Infection
Boys Like Girls Boys Like Girls
Boys Like Girls Love Drunk
brokeNCYDE The Broken
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
Cute Is What We Aim For Same Old Blood Rush With A New Touch
Daughters Daughters
Dead Mellotron Ghost Light Constellation
Goo Goo Dolls Goo Goo Dolls
Momma, I'm gonna get Me another corndog...................................................................................................................
Hellogoodbye Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!
I See Stars 3D
Iwrestledabearonce Iwrestledabearonce
Jeezy The Inspiration
Kamikaze Lovers Half-Life
Crunkcore burst onto the music scene in 2009. If you're unfamilliar with it, crunkcore is an amalgamation of Crunk and Hardcore. For the even further uneducated, that means screaming raps over cheap beats. Many bands are known as crunkcore or were at one point in time. Brokencyde, Breathe Carolina, I set My Friends On Fire, all were once known to have party centric lyrics about drugs and girls.

Now onto the following album. The vocals aren't very good and sound choppy and poorly edited at times, leaving a lot to be desired. Most of the songs are parodies or mixtape style reimaginings of existing songs from the time period that it was recorded (2009). While some of the lyrics are funny 'If you've got a boyfriend, I don't give a f**king Bull-s**t, I'm gonna hit him in the d**k, than I'm gonna f**k him in the a**hole real f**kin' quick.', they come few and far between in the big picture of things. The whole recording itself almost feels like more of an afterthought than anything, a snapshot of what could have been. I don't know about you, but when it comes to crunkcore and misogynistic lyrics, I'll stick with BC13.

Library Voices Summer of Lust
Marilyn Manson Born Villain
Mindless Self Indulgence Tight
Mindless Self Indulgence <3
My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys
Phil Collins Face Value
Skip the Foreplay Nightlife
Fairly average offering from a mediocre band. Not the greatest.
the GazettE Akuyuukai
Waking the Cadaver Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler

2.5 average
A Skylit Drive Adelphia
Blessed by a Broken Heart Pedal to the Metal
brokeNCYDE Will Never Die
Emmure Felony
Mindless Self Indulgence You'll Rebel To Anything
Oceano Depths
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses

2.0 poor
Annotations Of An Autopsy Dark Days
Blessed by a Broken Heart Feel The Power

1.5 very poor
Dot Dot Curve Til the Wheels Fall Off
Mindless Self Indulgence Mindless Self Indulgence
wecamewithbrokenteeth Sweet Sweet Rock

1.0 awful
brokeNCYDE BC 13
brokeNCYDE Guilty Pleasure
Cody Simpson 4 U
Dot Dot Curve Everyday Is Halloween
Dot Dot Curve Your Ears Will Bleeping Bleed
Dot Dot Curve I'm Still Here
EAT ME RAW Mushroom
This deserves a worse rating than xalbumx. Too generic.
Mushroomhead Mushroomhead
wecamewithbrokenteeth We're Packin are you?

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