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Album Ratings 214
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Last Active 03-15-20 10:53 am
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Average Rating: 3.92
Rating Variance: 0.57
Objectivity Score: 61%
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5.0 classic
American Football American Football (LP3)
Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders
Captain, We're Sinking The Future Is Cancelled
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Death Human
Death Scream Bloody Gore
Denihilist Eulogy
Erra Impulse
I actually spent money on this which is suprising for me. Best 10 bucks ive spent this year
Erra Augment
Favorite album 2013
Expire Pendulum Swings
Infant Annihilator The Elysian Grandeval Galèriarch
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
Obliteration Black Death Horizon
Parkway Drive Killing with a Smile
Plini Sweet Nothings
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this shit is so dope dis dat real baaaad guy shiit
Shadow Of Intent Reclaimer
Slayer Reign in Blood
Slice the Cake Odyssey to the West
The Acacia Strain Wormwood
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
The Contortionist Exoplanet
Within Destruction Void
Within Destruction Deathwish

4.5 superb
Aborted TerrorVision
Abysmal Torment The Misanthrope
Alcest Écailles De Lune
All Shall Perish The Price of Existence
AngelMaker/A Night in Texas Unholy Alliance
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
Damn this is almost as good as their self titled. Every song on here slays poon
Animals As Leaders Weightless
Born Of Osiris The Eternal Reign
Born Of Osiris The Discovery
Cattle Decapitation The Anthropocene Extinction
Chamber Of Malice Da Trve $lam
Columbian Necktie Retribution
One of the most brutal bands you haven't heard of yet. It has elements of slam, deathcore and beatdown.
Converge Axe to Fall
Counterparts Prophets
Currents I Let The Devil In
Deafheaven Sunbather
Deafheaven Ordinary Corrupt Human Love
Death Symbolic
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Entrails (SWE) The Tomb Awaits
Erra Moments of Clarity
Erra Erra
This E.P. Is the reason I got into this type of metal. The cleans actually provide substance to the song rather than act as a repetitive chorus. Breakdowns are actually creative and I find myself listening to the entire E.P. every week. This is such a beetchin' band!!!!
Erra Andromeda
Ever Forthright Ever Forthright
I was shocked by how good this album is you will not be dissapointed by this album
Expire Pretty Low
Fit for a King Descendants (Reissue)
Full of Hell Weeping Choir
Ghost Atlas Gold Soul Coma
Heaven Shall Burn Veto
Infant Annihilator The Battle of Yaldabaoth
Ingested Surpassing the Boundaries of Human Suffering
Job for a Cowboy Sun Eater
Knocked Loose Pop Culture
Knocked Loose Laugh Tracks
Meshuggah obZen
This album is fucking colossal compared to their previous works.rRawr rawr rawr rawr
Misery Index The Killing Gods
Nails Abandon All Life
Necrophagist Epitaph
Nocturnal Breed Fields of Rot
Osiah Kingdom of Lies
Parkway Drive Horizons
Plini The End of Everything
Plini Handmade Cities
Protest the Hero Scurrilous
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 3
Rush 2112
Skeletonwitch Devouring Radiant Light
The Black Dahlia Murder Nightbringers
The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack
The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma
Vader Welcome to the Morbid Reich
Whitechapel The Valley

4.0 excellent
Acrania (UK) Tyrannical Hierarchy: Vol 1
Alcest Les Voyages De L'Âme
Alcest Souvenirs D'Un Autre Monde
Ben Howard Every Kingdom
Beyond Creation Algorythm
Car Bomb Meta
Carnifex Die Without Hope
Converge Jane Doe
Counterparts The Current Will Carry Us
Crotchduster Big Fat Box of Shit
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech
Darkest Hour Deliver Us
Entombed Left Hand Path
Expire With Regret
Fanfarlo Let's Go Extinct
First Blood Silence Is Betrayal
Fit for a King Descendants
Very catchy but there could be more improvement with the guitars but otherwise this is awesome
For the Fallen Dreams Heavy Hearts
Gutrectomy Slampocalypse
I Killed The Prom Queen Beloved
Inanimate Existence Underneath a Melting Sky
Inanimate Existence Clockwork
Knocked Loose Mistakes Like Fractures
Martyr Defiled No Hope No Morality
Meshuggah Catch Thirty-Three
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve
Misery Signals Absent Light
Municipal Waste The Art of Partying
Nails Unsilent Death
Ne Obliviscaris Urn
Northlane Discoveries
One of the better albums of 2011... this album is such an improvement
Obliteration Cenotaph Obscure
Obscura Omnivium
Parkway Drive Deep Blue
Plini Other Things
Polaris (AUS) The Mortal Coil
Promethee Convalescence
Protest the Hero Fortress
Reflections Exi(s)t
Rush Hemispheres
ScHoolboy Q Oxymoron
Shadow Of Intent Primordial
Skeletonwitch Serpents Unleashed
Skeletonwitch Beyond the Permafrost
Skeletonwitch The Apothic Gloom
Slice the Cake Odyssey to the Gallows
Spite Nothing Is Beautiful
State Champs The Finer Things
Thank You Scientist Terraformer
The Acacia Strain It Comes In Waves
The Artificials Heart
The Black Dahlia Murder Abysmal
Thy Art Is Murder Hate
Thy Art Is Murder Infinite Death
Thy Art Is Murder The Adversary
Traitors Repent
I would say this album hits like an artillery shell to the ball sack. This is the Hate Campaign part 2 and it doesn't disappoint. Dwell is my favorite so far. Get stoned and listen to this for sure
Vulvodynia Psychosadistic Design
Whitechapel The Somatic Defilement
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3.5 great
Acrania (UK) The Beginning of the End
After the Burial Wolves Within
Being As An Ocean How We Both Wondrously Perish
Bell Witch Mirror Reaper
Black Tongue Nadir
Boris the Blade Warpath
Born Of Osiris The Simulation
they actually dont suck complete donkey balls now. i thought this band was basically over with
Captain, We're Sinking The King of No Man
Carousel Kings Unity
Childish Gambino Because the Internet
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Corelia Nostalgia
Counterparts The Difference Between Hell and Home
Deafheaven New Bermuda
Death Leprosy
Enterprise Earth Luciferous
Equipoise Demiurgus
Erra Drift
First Blood Rules
First Blood Killafornia
Fit for a King Deathgrip
Fit for a King Creation | Destruction
Ghost Iris Anecdotes Of Science & Soul
I, Valiance The Reject of Humanity
Ingested The Level Above Human
Ingested Revered by No One, Feared by All
Lik Carnage
Malevolence Reign of Suffering
Mental Cruelty Inferis
Meshuggah I
Municipal Waste Hazardous Mutation
Nails You Will Never Be One of Us
Norma Jean All Hail
Parkway Drive Atlas
Apparently some dude said that a song off of this album was "one of the greatest metalcore songs of all time." Hmm....
Parkway Drive Don't Close Your Eyes
Protest the Hero Volition
Rush Counterparts
Rush Snakes & Arrows
Rush Fly by Night
Shroud Ritual Five Suns
Skeletal Remains Devouring Mortality
Sum 41 Chuck
The Acacia Strain Death Is the Only Mortal
That opener is fucking creepy. I like me a nice big bowl of cherrios
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual

3.0 good
Black Tongue Born Hanged
Cloak To Venomous Depths
Crystal Lake Helix
Dance Gavin Dance Artificial Selection
Darkest Hour The Eternal Return
Death Spiritual Healing
Enterprise Earth Embodiment
Erra Neon
Ghost Iris Blind World
Infant Annihilator The Palpable Leprosy of Pollution
Ingested The Architect of Extinction
Ingested The Surreption
Ingested Call of the Void
Intervals A Voice Within
Kenny Loggins Keep the Fire
Meshuggah Koloss
Periphery Clear
Rush Clockwork Angels
Spawn of Disgust DISCONNECTED
Vulvodynia Cognizant Castigation

2.5 average
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2
I Declare War Malevolence
Municipal Waste Waste 'Em All
Spawn of Disgust Dominance
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate
Traitors Traitors

2.0 poor
The Algorithm Octopus4
Vulvodynia Mob Justice

1.5 very poor
Bring Me the Horizon Amo
Emmure Eternal Enemies

1.0 awful
Avenged Sevenfold The Stage
Parkway Drive Reverence
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