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Average Rating: 3.67
Rating Variance: 1.03
Objectivity Score: 76%
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5.0 classic
Hands Like Houses Reimagine
Michael Cera True That
Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero.
Protest the Hero Volition
Drumhead trial fucking rules. My new jam. This album is pretty damn good. "blah blah not as good as Kezia"; no it's time to shut up about that.
Secret Band Secret Band
SOMEONE REVIEW THIS SO I MAY JERK OFF TO THIS RELEASE MORE

4.5 superb
A Lot Like Birds No Place
A Lot Like Birds Conversation Piece
AFI Burials
August Burns Red Rescue & Restore
August Burns Red Constellations
August Burns Red Found in Far Away Places
Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal
Chevelle La Gárgola
Currents I Let the Devil In
Dance Gavin Dance Instant Gratification
this album is amazing. Tillian doesn't sound like a robot.

Edit: this is fresher than Subway's lettuce.
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Eminem The Eminem Show
Enter Shikari The Mindsweep
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown
Every Time I Die Low Teens
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Kingdom of Giants Ground Culture
Kishi Bashi Lighght
It's a fun album, great vocals as always, and more violin.
Kishi Bashi 151a
Of Mice and Men The Flood
Protest the Hero Kezia
Protest the Hero Fortress
Secret Band Secret Band EP
Senses Fail Renacer
The Color Morale My Devil In Your Eyes
The Devil Wears Prada Zombie
The Devil Wears Prada Transit Blues
If 8:18 was their prototype, this is their masterpiece. They used to make fun cheesy chug
tunes but they matured the hell up and made an album that has a sound that flows so well.

4.0 excellent
After the Burial Wolves Within
August Burns Red Phantom Anthem
Crown the Empire The Resistance: Rise of the Runaways
Currents The Place I Feel Safest
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech
Dance Gavin Dance Mothership
For the Fallen Dreams Heavy Hearts
Jamie's Elsewhere Rebel - Revive
letlive. The Blackest Beautiful
Mac Miller Swimming
Norma Jean Wrongdoers
Of Mice and Men Of Mice and Men
Outline In Color Masks
Polaris The Mortal Coil
Protest the Hero Scurrilous
Taking Back Sunday Happiness Is
The Color Morale Know Hope
Volumes No Sleep
Walk the Moon Talking is Hard
While She Sleeps This Is the Six

3.5 great
A Day To Remember Bad Vibrations
Beartooth Sick
Bring Me The Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...
Diplo California
Emarosa Versus
I Killed the Prom Queen Beloved
Kingdom of Giants All the Hell You've Got to Spare
Ground Culture >>>>> this. But this is still pretty good
Lights Little Machines
Mac Miller GO:OD AM
Outline In Color Jury of Wolves
Outline In Color Outline In Color
Rise Against The Black Market
The Devil Wears Prada 8:18

3.0 good
Beartooth Disgusting
Bring Me The Horizon That's the Spirit
Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season
Bring Me The Horizon Count Your Blessings
For the Fallen Dreams Six
Hands Like Houses Dissonants
Katy Perry Prism
Linkin Park The Hunting Party
Rain City Drive Through Art We Are All Equals
instrumentals are kinda boring. jonny's best performance in a long time. I wrote this comment using a macbook pro.
The Amity Affliction Let the Ocean Take Me
It's still a fun release, definitely enjoyable songs on this release.
The Color Morale Hold On Pain Ends

2.5 average
Camila Cabello Camila
Issues Issues
Had high hopes considering the EP showed potential. This album has the same generic djent riff on every song despite some unique R&B moments. Sadly the only redeeming factor is Tyler's voice but it fails to carry the album. Still better than Woe is Me, but that means nothing at this point lol.
Memphis May Fire Challenger
Of Mice and Men Defy
Of Mice and Men Restoring Force
Skrillex Recess

2.0 poor
Hands Like Houses -Anon.
Motionless In White Graveyard Shift
The Plot In You Dispose
everything before this album was good...wtf happened

1.5 very poor
Eminem Revival
Of Mice and Men Cold World

1.0 awful
Blood on the Dance Floor Bad Blood
Capture Live Life
Capture Til Death
Capture Capture the Crown
Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu
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