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5.0 classic
Botch We Are the Romans
Cynic Focus
There is nothing that can be said about the composition of Focus that hasn't already been said before. However, I will say that when I first heard it I was completely turned off by the robo-vocals and I thought "I can't get into this," but I knew that there was something deep present under the surface and that is what reeled me back and brought me to love this record.
Faith No More Angel Dust
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
NoMeansNo Wrong
There will never be another band quite like NoMeansNo. Hailing from Canada and playing a rtechnical and rhythmically complex brand of punk rock, the band has never broken through rwith mainstream success, but that doesn't seem to bother them at all. After over 30 years rand 10 studio albums, it's safe to say Wrong is their crowning achievement. The music is rangry, hilarious, beautiful, and utterly original. It is nearly impossible to capture the ressence of Wrong; it doesn't fit in with the landscape of what was being made at the time rnor with what has been made since. Each song is a concoction of different styles and ideas, rseamlessly shifting tempos at a rate that would make jazz musicians proud. A bizarre punk rrock contradiction of being both instrumentally ambitious and emotionally raw, it is truly rtimeless music. Far and away one of my favorite albums of all time and a criminally under rappreciated gem.
Pixies Surfer Rosa
Pixies Doolittle
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The only bad thing about this album is that it makes all other metal sound inferior.

4.5 superb
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Big K.R.I.T. ReturnOf4eva
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Converge Jane Doe
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Creedence Clearwater Revival Willy and the Poor Boys
Cynic Traced in Air
Danny Brown XXX
Deafheaven Roads to Judah
Death Human
Death Grips Exmilitary
A noisy, barbaric, disorienting, and in-your-face glimpse into the world of a monster and his vices. Be prepared to be taken out of your comfort zone.
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Glassjaw Coloring Book
Isis Oceanic
Johnny Cash At Folsom Prison
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Leftfield Leftism
Mastodon Leviathan
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Nas Illmatic
Damn, I can't believe Nas was only 20 when he recorded this (18 when he recorded Halftime). Shit... I'm almost 20... what the fuck am I doing with my life?
Radiohead OK Computer
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Shabazz Palaces Black Up
Talking Heads Remain in Light
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Dave Brubeck Quartet Time Out
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
Dillinger's best (most progressive?) full-length in 10 years. Similar to the rest of their discography, it takes repeated and patient listens to fully appreciate.
The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin
The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Tool Ænima
Trophy Scars Hospital Music for the Aesthetics of Language
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)

4.0 excellent
Ab-Soul Control System
Alice in Chains Dirt
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
American Football American Football
And So I Watch You From Afar And So I Watch You From Afar
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II
Aphex Twin Syro
Beach House Bloom
Big Black Songs About Fucking
Big K.R.I.T. 4Eva N A Day
Big K.R.I.T. King Remembered In Time
Bjork Homogenic
Bjork Post
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Black Star Black Star
Boris Boris At Last -Feedbacker-
Boston Boston
Brian Eno Another Green World
Cave In Until Your Heart Stops
Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe
Company Flow Funcrusher Plus
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
CunninLynguists Oneirology
CunninLynguists Strange Journey Vol. 3
Cursive Domestica
Daft Punk Discovery
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
Danny Brown OD
Deafheaven Sunbather
Death Symbolic
Death Grips The Money Store
A different beast than Exmilitary, yet still polarizing and abrasive as ever.
Depeche Mode Violator
Digable Planets Blowout Comb
DJ Shadow Endtroducing...
Do Make Say Think Other Truths
Don Caballero American Don
Dozer Beyond Colossal
Dr. Dre The Chronic
Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime
Earth Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Electric Wizard Come My Fanatics...
Envy All the Footprints You've Ever Left and the Fear Expecting Ahead
Fiona Apple When the Pawn...
Fleet Foxes Fleet Foxes
Fleet Foxes Helplessness Blues
Fleetwood Mac Rumours
Flying Lotus You're Dead!
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE
Frank Zappa Hot Rats
Fugazi Repeater
Glassjaw Our Color Green (The Singles)
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Gold Motel Gold Motel
Grateful Dead Live/Dead
Hella Hold Your Horse Is
High on Fire De Vermis Mysteriis
J Dilla Donuts
Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick
Judas Priest Painkiller
Kendrick Lamar Section.80
Killer Mike R.A.P. Music
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic
Kvelertak Kvelertak
Lo-Pan Salvador
M83 Dead Cities, Red Seas and Lost Ghosts
Madvillain Madvillainy
Mastodon Blood Mountain
maudlin of the Well Bath
Metallica ...And Justice for All
MF DOOM Operation: Doomsday
Mutoid Man Helium Head
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Of Montreal Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Oneohtrix Point Never Returnal
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth Still Life
Ornette Coleman The Shape of Jazz to Come
OutKast ATLiens
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd Animals
Poison the Well The Opposite of December
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead In Rainbows
Ramones Ramones
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
Rush Clockwork Angels
Seals and Crofts Summer Breeze
Sleater-Kinney The Woods
Slint Spiderland
Slowdive Souvlaki
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
Sonic Youth Sister
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz
Sunny Day Real Estate Diary
Swans The Great Annihilator
Swans The Seer
Talking Heads Talking Heads: 77
Tame Impala Innerspeaker
Tame Impala Lonerism
The Beatles The Beatles
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Clash London Calling
The Dandy Warhols Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia
The Dave Brubeck Quartet Time Further Out
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
Too bad Come to Daddy is on this...
The Postal Service Give Up
The Roots undun
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
The Stone Roses The Stone Roses
The Velvet Underground Loaded
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance
Tool Undertow
Tool Lateralus
Touche Amore Is Survived By
UGK Ridin' Dirty
Vektor Outer Isolation
Voivod Dimension Hatross
Weezer Weezer
Weezer Pinkerton
Wire Pink Flag
Wolves in the Throne Room Diadem of 12 Stars
Yes Close to the Edge

3.5 great
Action Bronson Dr. Lecter
Agalloch Pale Folklore
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam
Atheist Piece of Time
Autechre Tri Repetae
Bjork Vespertine
Boris Akuma no Uta
Boris Noise
Botch An Anthology of Dead Ends
Brand New Deja Entendu
Breakbot By Your Side
Burial Kindred
Burial Rival Dealer
Converge Axe to Fall
Currensy Pilot Talk
Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy
3 years and all they can give us is an EP with filler?
Danny Brown Old
Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism
Death From Above You're a Woman, I'm a Machine
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
People who didn't like The Money Store or don't like Death Grips in general are going to HATE this
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Dirty Projectors Bitte Orca
Disma Towards the Megalith
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
Do Make Say Think You, You're a History in Rust
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow
El-P Cancer 4 Cure
Ellie Goulding Halcyon
Elzhi Elmatic
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime
Fiona Apple The Idler Wheel...
Fleet Foxes Sun Giant
Flying Lotus Until the Quiet Comes
Freddie Gibbs and Madlib Pinata
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Isis Panopticon
Joey Badass B4.DA.$$
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West The College Dropout
Kendrick Lamar Overly Dedicated
King Crimson Red
King Crimson Discipline
LCD Soundsystem This Is Happening
Loma Prieta I.V.
M83 Before The Dawn Heals Us
Mastodon Remission
maudlin of the Well Part the Second
Maybeshewill Sing The Word Hope In Four-Part Harmony
Meshuggah I
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Metallica Master of Puppets
Minus the Bear Highly Refined Pirates
Mission of Burma Signals, Calls, and Marches
Mission of Burma Vs.
Modern Life Is War Witness
My Bloody Valentine m b v
My Bloody Valentine EPs 1988-1991
Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm
NoMeansNo Mama
Oblivionized Abhorrent Evolution
OutKast Aquemini
OutKast Stankonia
Pelican What We All Come to Need
Portal Swarth
Portal Outre
Project 86 Picket Fence Cartel
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Rosetta A Determinism of Morality
Shabazz Palaces Lese Majesty
Slayer Reign in Blood
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain
St. Vincent Strange Mercy
Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten
Suffocation Pierced from Within
Swans White Light From the Mouth of Infinity
System of a Down System of a Down
System of a Down Toxicity
System of a Down Mezmerize
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Beatles Revolver
The Blood Brothers ...Burn, Piano Island, Burn
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
The Dillinger Escape Plan Under the Running Board
The Gaslight Anthem Handwritten
The Jesus and Mary Chain Psychocandy
The Lucksmiths Why That Doesn't Surprise Me
The Mars Volta Noctourniquet
I too pirated this album before it was released to the public.
The National Alligator
The National Boxer
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground
The Weeknd Echoes of Silence
Unsane Wreck
Whores. Clean
You Slut! Critical Meat

3.0 good
Animal Collective Feels
ASAP Rocky Live.Love.A$AP.
Autechre Exai
Big K.R.I.T. Live From The Underground
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Boris Amplifier Worship
Boris Flood
Botch American Nervoso
Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper
Can Tago Mago
Christian Mistress Possession
Coalesce Functioning on Impatience
Converge You Fail Me
Danny Brown Detroit State of Mind 4
Danny Brown Bruiser Brigade
Too bad this shii is censored... YOU CAN'T CENSOR BRUISER NIGGAS
Danny Brown The Hybrid
Dark Time Sunshine ANX
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Death Grips Government Plates
Drugs of Faith Corroded
Earth Phase 3: Thrones and Dominions
Electric Wizard Electric Wizard
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Integrity Those Who Fear Tomorrow
Kanye West Yeezus
Karnivool Themata
Kashiwa Daisuke Program Music I
Mastodon The Hunter
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
maudlin of the Well Leaving Your Body Map
Meshuggah Koloss
Mr. Muthafuckin eXquire Kismet
I send dem niggas to da cemetary I make sure them niggas buried I make sure them niggas killd
Mutiny Within Mutiny Within
Nas Life Is Good
OFF! Wasted Years
Pixies EP1
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
Radiohead Amnesiac
Rage Against The Machine Rage Against The Machine
Red Fang Murder the Mountains
Savages Silence Yourself
Sleater-Kinney No Cities to Love
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Velvet Underground White Light/White Heat
The Weeknd House of Balloons
Three Loco ¡Three Loco!
Torche Harmonicraft
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead
Trophy Scars Darkness, Oh Hell
Voivod Killing Technology
Wiz Khalifa Kush & Orange Juice

2.5 average
Baroness Yellow and Green
Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony
Breaking Benjamin We Are Not Alone
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Clutch Earth Rocker
Currensy New Jet City
Currensy and Wiz Khalifa How Fly
Dephosphorus Axiom
Narrows Painted
St. Vincent St. Vincent
Taylor Swift 1989

2.0 poor
Black Milk No Poison No Paradise
James Blake James Blake
Linkin Park Living Things
Yellowcard Southern Air

1.0 awful
Lil B 05 Fuck Em
The Devil Wears Prada Plagues
The Devil Wears Prada Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord

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