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Average Rating: 2.73
Rating Variance: 0.47
Objectivity Score: 83%
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4.5 superb
Big K.R.I.T. ReturnOf4eva
Elzhi Elmatic

4.0 excellent
Abigail Washburn City of Refuge
The Joy Formidable The Big Roar
The Republic of Wolves The Cartographer
Very well put together. Kinda whiny and lame though.
Tim Hecker Ravedeath, 1972

3.5 great
Arafel For Battles Once Fought
Blue Sky Black Death NOIR
Braids Native Speaker
Singer's got a great voice and the band has a pretty unique sound. Very promising debut. I wanted to give this a 4 soooo badly, but the bottom half of the album is a let down compared to the top half.
CunninLynguists Oneirology
DeWolff Orchards/Lupine
Has-Lo In Case I Don't Make It
Raekwon Shaolin vs. Wu-Tang
For the record, all of the high-class producers on OB4CL2 turned in some mediocre beats compared to their usual quality of work. Anyway, this shit is dope all the way through, but no track stands out. Perfect whip music
Reks R.E.K.S. (Rhythmatic Eternal King Supreme)
Sims Bad Time Zoo
Ulcerate The Destroyers of All
Sags in the middle. The songs should be shorter. Nothing about the music actually needs changing. There's already great riffs, great percussion, passable vocals, and great atmosphere, but it's too much of the same thing.

3.0 good
Adele 21
Rolling in the Deep is good, but none of the other songs on the album really click on all cylinders. She's getting there.
Asobi Seksu Fluorescence
Not my type of music. It's pretty good though, for the first half.
Bright Eyes The People's Key
Gets points for originality. Some tracks are great lyrically, but those are the ones where the music is at its worst. I definitely like their folk sound better than everything else they do. The only song where everything comes together well is Haile Selassie.
Cage The Elephant Thank You Happy Birthday
Seems like a group of semi-talented people that don't really know what they're doing. Doesn't make for very good music. And the singer needs to sing better.
Cake Showroom Of Compassion
I like all the variety in this album, but unfortunately there aren't any memorable songs
Chase and Status No More Idols
Lots of talent that just clashes and muddles into sounds that don't sound good, and then get glossed over even further by the production. A generous 3.
Currensy Covert Coup
Deerhoof Deerhoof vs. Evil
There are some cool sounds here, but there's no progression (neither in the individual songs nor in the track to track), and that makes each song only half-way interesting for about 30 seconds.
Destroyer Kaputt
This had the potential to be an amazing album. Unfortunately it ends up sounding too samey. The production is great, but it still could have used some more variety. Sure the songs don't all sound exactly the same, but at some point they all end up in the same place: a murky, airy undertone with a guitar on top of it followed by saxes. By the 4th song, I was yearning to hear a song with a different formula: something with a moment of clarity, or an explosion of sound, or even an a capella despite how crappy the singer is. There needs to be a switch-up at some point. And I'm not sure if this is actually true or not, but because of the repetitive formula, it sounded to me like the sax was playing the same notes on every song.
DevilDriver Beast
Top half is pretty good, but the bottom half has really bad songwriting.
Dum Dum Girls He Gets Me High
EMA Past Life Martyred Saints
Frank Ocean Nostalgia, Ultra.
Hail Mary Mallon Are You Gonna Eat That?
Hercules and Love Affair Blue Songs
Painted Eyes is the best song here and probably the only one most people would be interested in. The rest of the album maintains. No real knockouts or clunkers. Just solid enough to get a high 3.
James Blake James Blake
I can't figure out what to do with myself listening to this. Do I put on my serious art critique face and listen with a technical ear? No, because then he hits me with autotune and clumsy lyrics. Do I just chill out and relax to the music like a regular dubstep album? No, because then he laces all those little parts in in a syncopated way that make it impossible for me to catch a vibe. Shit is too unstable. It's a cool album, and it's very entertaining, but it still feels listless and empty and hard to listen to as a whole.
Joan as Police Woman The Deep Field
Kendrick Lamar Section.80
Almost a 3.5. I like the storytelling and I like his flow. But his lyrics are hit-and-miss and the repetition is very annoying. Production's okay.
King Chip Gift Raps
KRS-One Godsville
Show CAME THROUGH on the first half, but KRS was meh for the whole album. Every song before Legendary is worth a listen but they're a hear one time and done thing. And the rest kinda suck.
Lia Ices Grown Unknown
No good songs. No bad songs. Bland singing. Passable production. Mediocrity at its finest.
Lykke Li Wounded Rhymes
Madlib Madlib Medicine Show No. 11: Low Budget High Fi Mu
Mitochondrion Parasignosis
Trials and Banishment are dope. The other songs are too sludgy. And Ambient Outro was a terrible idea.
Mogwai Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will
Moodie Black Sana Sana
Dope as hell for the first 5 tracks. Then everything got noisy and irritating. Of course, it could be said that the whole thing is noisy and irritating, but there's something about tracks 6, 7, and 8 that just sound like they have much lower quality. (Sin has a few elements of the top half and the bottom half mixed together.) If the kinks get worked out, the next album has the potential to be a classic.
Motorhead The Wörld Is Yours
Yeah... you all know what the deal is with this album already. It's formulaic and unimpressive. The middle tracks have really lazy guitar work too. 3.0 shouldn't really be categorized as a "good" score in my opinion. If I scored a 60% on a test, I wouldn't think I did a good job.
PJ Harvey Let England Shake
Half of the songs are good. The other half are mediocre. None are really monumental, but it's a good album. Right on the border of 3 and 3.5 for me.
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Every track feels like it got caught halfway between being a song and just being a sound.
Riverside Memories In My Head
Saigon The Greatest Story Never Told
Slaughterhouse Slaughterhouse EP
Sad to see that they still have no chemistry and don't understand how to make stuff that other people will want to play more than once. Average songs from very talented guys.
Smith Westerns Dye It Blonde
Sounds good for the first few tracks. Then you start noticing that the singer is putting no
effort into this at all.
Spokes Everyone I Ever Met
Sounds pretty good, but I've been down this road before.
Talib Kweli Gutter Rainbows
The Atomic Bomb Audition Roots Into the See
Too much dead space, and I'm not much a fan of the vocals, but it has its moments
The Carrier Blind To What Is Right
The sound is great. The lyrics are inconsistent though. I don't know how they managed to do
so with an album this short, but it sounds like they ran out of stuff to talk about.
The Decemberists The King Is Dead
Very relaxing. Solid songwriting and great production, but no standout tracks. It won't blow you away but it's a very enjoyable album.
The Go! Team Rolling Blackouts
It's a T.O.R.N.A.D.O!!! .... and some other decent tracks.
The Twilight Singers Dynamite Steps
Times of Grace The Hymn of a Broken Man
It's hard to be experimental on every song and still make an album have one unified sound. This album tries and fails at that. After the 4th track it stops sounding like an album and starts sounding randomly pieced together, like every song wants to be a single but none of them are actually good enough to stand on their own.
WC Revenge Of The Barracuda
White Lies Ritual
Sounds like the same song is on repeat the whole time. A very generous three.
Wick-It the Instigator The Brothers of Chico Dusty
You Ain't the Next DJ, Afraid of the General, and Black Bug are great. But the rest.... He tried, he really did. And they were done well, it's just that they don't sound nearly as good as the original songs.
Yellowcard When You're Through Thinking, Say Yes

2.5 average
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Tao of the Dead
A Skylit Drive Identity on Fire
Manages to have every song sound the same and have every song sound worse than the last at the same time. There's nothing good, and nothing all that bad either. Just really, really generic.
Anna Calvi Anna Calvi
Her voice isn't that great to start with, and by attempting to hide it with cloudy production she made all the songs sound worse. This had the potential to be a much better album.
Atmosphere The Family Sign
All I have to say is that they're clearly not trying anymore.
Bibio Mind Bokeh
Chapel Club Palace
Cold War Kids Mine is Yours
Still lame and amateur. And the lead singer still can't sing.
Cut Copy Zonoscope
DJ Quik The Book of David
Ducktails Ducktails III: Arcade Dynamics
It's chill, but it's also too stupid to be enjoyable
Dumbo Gets Mad Elephants At The Door
Iron And Wine Kiss Each Other Clean
What the hell kind of production is this and why doesn't it compliment the lyrics? Or have a reason to be there? Or at least make the album a little bit enjoyable?
Lemuria (USA-NY) Pebble
Different Girls is one of the worst songs I've ever heard in my life. The singers put no effort into the album and only a couple of the songs have lyrics worth hearing. The instrumentalists just do their job.
Mr. Big What If...
The whole album is solid, but boring. Not a single memorable track
Nicolas Jaar Space Is Only Noise
The majority of this is boring and stupid, but there are some parts that make for good listening.
Onry Ozzborn Hold On for Dear Life
Pharoahe Monch W.A.R.
Shpongle The God Particle
Stateless Matilda
Wow, what a drop. Starts off pretty good and then it just keeps getting worse and worse with each track
Tapes 'n Tapes Outside
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's an album that's smugly comfortable with being mediocre.
The Antlers Burst Apart
The Veils Troubles of the Brain
Great first song, and then the rest are just bleh.
Universum Mortuus Machina
I'm still trying to figure out what exactly people are getting out of these lyrics. I mean, with most death metal albums, even if the lyrics are crap, you can see why people would relate to them if they're going through tough times. This... what does this do for anyone?
Wild Beasts Smother

2.0 poor
Classified Hand Shakes and Middle Fingers
Cobra Skulls Bringing the War Home
John Vanderslice White Wilderness
Listening to this is a chore. The lyrics are lame, and the music is just difficult to get into.
Josh T. Pearson Last of the Country Gentlemen
Macabre Grim Scary Tales
Corny lyrics. The actual metal music isn't very impressive and then all the other instruments they put in with it sound terrible.
myGRAIN myGRAIN
Omnium Gatherum New World Shadows
Plector Dark & Spiteful
These lyrics are so dumbed down they're on the verge of being insulting. The percussion is the only high point, and it's nothing to get excited about. And halfway through the album even that starts sounding like crap.
Sea Power Valhalla Dancehall
This band needs a reality check. The music is all over the place and none of it's good. I don't even know what they were going for but it sounds terrible.
Swollen Members Dagger Mouth
Thomas Giles Pulse
Travis Barker Give The Drummer Some
Contrary to the title, Travie puts himself very far into the backseat, and all of the rappers are half-assing it. The production isn't very good either. Disappointment.

1.5 very poor
Childish Gambino EP
Gruff Rhys Hotel Shampoo
Social Distortion Hard Times and Nursery Rhymes
Stratovarius Elysium
The music is passable, but the singing is ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE.

1.0 awful
Chalk and Numbers He Knew
Cheap keyboard production, karaoke lyrics, and mediocre singers. This sounds like it was thrown together on a whim one afternoon
Fleet Foxes Helplessness Blues
Lupe Fiasco Lasers
Sic Alps Napa Asylum
The Aquabats Hi-Five Soup!
Aww.... After the first track I really wanted to like this, but there's absolutely nothing good about it after that at all.
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