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5.0 classic
Abner Jay True Story of Abner Jay
Abner Jay The Backbone of America Is a Mule and Cotton
Agalloch The Mantle
Agalloch are one of the greatest bands in the world, beyond the shadow of a doubt. And The Mantle is their piece de resistance, an album full of atmospheric beauty that captures the emptiness and isolation, but also the brief idylls that can accompany a winter landscape. This is truly breathtaking, and an album that I can listen to, time and again and be forever caught up in the perfect atmosphere they have managed to capture. There is not a second of music that they don't nail.
Alcest Écailles de Lune
Bell Witch Longing
Biffy Clyro The Vertigo of Bliss
Bjork Post
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Bonnie 'Prince' Billy I See a Darkness
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Devin Townsend Terria
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Devin Townsend Project Ki
How this is generally held in the lower half of Devin's discography I will never know. I love this album just as much as Ocean Machine or Terria. Perhaps even more, and it's certainly my favorite from the project.rThe musicians work so smoothly together that every single song seems to take flight in whichever direction it decides to go, feeling both improvisational and loose, but never unfocused. The atmosphere in each track is incredible, whether it's the let loose, pull back anger of Disruptr or Heaven Send, the Devy does Elvis blues rock feel of Trainfire, the tight nightclub groove of Coast, or the beautiful calm escapades that seem to float above the air on album highlights Terminal, Lady Helen, and Ki. But this album is perfect from start to finish.
Dock Boggs Dock Boggs
Dog Fashion Disco Adultery
Drudkh Autumn Aurora
Edge of Sanity Crimson
Eels Electro-Shock Blues
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Esoteric The Maniacal Vale
Fair to Midland Fables From a Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times is True
Fair to Midland Arrows and Anchors
Foxy Shazam Foxy Shazam
Frightened Rabbit The Midnight Organ Fight
Horn Naturkraft
Howlin Wolf Moanin' in the Moonlight
Inquisition Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Mystical...
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Jeff Rosenstock Worry.
Joanna Newsom Ys
Joanna Newsom Divers
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye
Kayo Dot Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tongue
Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat An Interlude to the Outermost
Klabautamann Der Ort
Knapsack This Conversation Is Ending Starting Right Now
Magnolia Electric Co Magnolia Electric Co
Major Parkinson Major Parkinson
Matt Elliott Drinking Songs
maudlin of the Well Bath
maudlin of the Well Part the Second
Moonsorrow Verisakeet
Mount Eerie A Crow Looked At Me
My Dying Bride The Angel and the Dark River
My Dying Bride Turn Loose the Swans
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds The Boatman's Call
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Let Love In
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds No More Shall We Part
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Henry's Dream
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Tender Prey
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds The Firstborn Is Dead
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Push The Sky Away
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Skeleton Tree
Not going to mince words. This is the most visceral reaction I've had to an album in my life. I'm shaking listening
to it, it's almost difficult to breathe. Perhaps it's early to say this, but it's the best album of the decade. And I don't
say it hesitantly.
Nick Drake Pink Moon
No-Man Flowermouth
Nocte Obducta Nektar: Teil 1 - Zwölf Monde, Eine Hand voll Träum
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Damnation
Orchid Gatefold
Orden Ogan To The End
Oxbow An Evil Heat
Pain of Salvation Remedy Lane
Is this the best progressive metal album ever? Probably.
Parliament Mothership Connection
Paysage d'Hiver Paysage d'Hiver
If an alien wanted to know what winter was, first I would show them Chicago in January, and then I'd play that mothafuckin' martian a little Paysage.
Pharoah Sanders Karma
Pharoah Sanders Jewels of Thought
Poets of the Fall Carnival of Rust
Poets of the Fall Jealous Gods
Got really drunk one night and had one of the biggest emotional reactions I've ever had to an
album to this record, and now it holds every single damn time I listen. Even if it isn't their best
objective album, this is the one that'll always carry for me the point that hope and depression
aren't inseparable.
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream
I'm not saying it's a perfect album, but it's most certainly a perfect album.
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun
Primordial To the Nameless Dead
Ramshackle Glory Live The Dream
Robert Johnson The Complete Recordings
Roselit Bone Not Very Blue At All
This is honestly the best EP I've ever heard, the dust of the a High Noon knife fight gets in your eyes listening to this thing. The band's taken it down from their Bandcamp for some inexplicable reason, but shoutbox me if you want it. One of the most brilliant records of the 2010s, much less simple demos.
Roselit Bone Blister Steel
Rush 2112
Seventh Wonder Mercy Falls
Seventh Wonder The Great Escape
Steven Wilson Grace for Drowning
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing (And Other Stories)
Aoty 2013. I waited to December to confirm it. Not that I didn't already have a pretty good idea back in January.
Strapping Young Lad City
Swans To Be Kind
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand
The Brave Little Abacus Masked Dancers
The Decemberists Castaways and Cutouts
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Enid Invicta
The Lawrence Arms The Greatest Story Ever Told
The Magnetic Fields 69 Love Songs
The Mountain Goats The Sunset Tree
The Mountain Goats All Hail West Texas
The Pogues If I Should Fall from Grace with God
The Smith Street Band No One Gets Lost Anymore
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt
Can there be a rating higher than a 5.0? Maybe the best album of the 21st century.
The Tallest Man on Earth Dark Bird Is Home
The Zombies Odessey and Oracle
Third Eye Blind Third Eye Blind
Thought Industry Mods Carve the Pig
Tom Waits Rain Dogs
Tom Waits Closing Time
Tom Waits Mule Variations
Trophy Scars Holy Vacants
Warning Watching from a Distance
William Fitzsimmons Until When We Are Ghosts
William Fitzsimmons The Sparrow and the Crow

4.5 superb
40 Watt Sun Wider than the Sky
A Forest of Stars Opportunistic Thieves of Spring
Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties We Don't Have Each Other
Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties Bittersweet
Abner Jay Last Ole Minstrel Man
Acid Bath Paegan Terrorism Tactics
Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues
Agalloch Pale Folklore
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Ahab Call Of The Wretched Sea
AJJ People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People
Altar of Plagues Mammal
Amebix Sonic Mass
Amenra Mass VI
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Amorphis Silent Waters
Amorphis Skyforger
Anaal Nathrakh Hell Is Empty and All the Devils Are Her
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Anathema A Natural Disaster
Anathema Judgement
Anathema Alternative 4
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here
Anathema Weather Systems
Anberlin Never Take Friendship Personal
Anberlin Cities
Andy McKee Art of Motion
Bad Brains Rock For Light
Baroness Yellow and Green
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark
Bathory Hammerheart
Bathory Twilight of the Gods
Behemoth The Satanist
Ben Folds Rockin' The Suburbs
Biffy Clyro Blackened Sky
Biffy Clyro Infinity Land
Biffy Clyro Opposites
Biffy Clyro Similarities
Big Big Train English Electric
Billy Bragg Talking With the Taxman About Poetry
Bjork Homogenic
Bjork Vespertine
Bjork Debut
Black Howling O Sangue e a Terra
Black Lab Passion Leaves A Trace
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
Blackfield Blackfield II
Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side
Blind Guardian At the Edge of Time
Blind Willie Johnson The Complete Blind Willie Johnson
Blind Willie McTell Atlanta Twelve String
Blue October Foiled
Blue October History for Sale
Bomb the Music Industry! Adults!!!: Smart!!! Shithammered!!! And Excited By Nothing!!!!!!!
Bonnie 'Prince' Billy Ease Down The Road
Borknagar The Olden Domain
Bosse-de-Nage All Fours
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Brother Dege Folk Songs of the American Longhair
Buddy Guy Damn Right, I've Got the Blues
Burzum Hvis lyset tar oss
Burzum Filosofem
Burzum Burzum
Butthole Surfers Locust Abortion Technician
Butthole Surfers Independent Worm Saloon
Captain, We're Sinking The Future Is Cancelled
Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion
Gentlebeast coming in with his "everything is a 5 or a 1" rating system, fucking up Carly Rae's fucking well deserved 4. Explain yourself.
Chevelle Sci-Fi Crimes
Chevelle La Gárgola
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Circa Survive On Letting Go
Circa Survive Blue Sky Noise
Cire Wholesale Buyout
City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar
Clutch Blast Tyrant
Clutch Robot Hive/Exodus
Clutch Psychic Warfare
Cobalt Gin
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Descension
Coil The Ape Of Naples
Convulse World Without God
Csejthe Reminiscence
CunninLynguists Oneirology
Current 93 All the Pretty Little Horses
Cynic Traced in Air
Darkspace Dark Space III
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Darkthrone Ravishing Grimness
Darkthrone Arctic Thunder
Days N Daze Rogue Taxidermy
Dead Kennedys Plastic Surgery Disasters
Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism
Death Grips The Money Store
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
Deathprod Morals and Dogma
Deathspell Omega Kenose
Deathspell Omega Fas - Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum
Destrage The King Is Fat'N'Old
Destroyer 666 Unchain The Wolves
Devil Sold His Soul Empire of Light
Devil Sold His Soul Belong/Betray
Devin Townsend Project Ghost
Devin Townsend Project Epiclouder
Dir En Grey Vulgar
Dir En Grey Kisou
Dir En Grey Uroboros
Dir En Grey Arche
Disillusion Back to Times of Splendor
Disillusion Alea
Because I can't bring myself to 5 a single
Dismember Like an Ever Flowing Stream
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
Dissection The Somberlain
Dog Fashion Disco Committed to a Bright Future
Dog Fashion Disco Sweet Nothings
It ain't Adultery, but how could anyone reasonably follow that? It's fucking great in its own right. And so great to see these guys haven't lost their touch.
Dornenreich Her Von Welken Nächten
Dr. John Gris-Gris
Dr. Strangely Strange Kip of the Serenes
Dream Theater Images and Words
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
Dream Theater has its fair share of detractors (perhaps more than its fair share), many of whom complain of rLaBrie's vocal work killing the music for them. I have always been a huge LaBrie fan, and I would like to use rScenes from a Memory as the album to support my case. LaBrie shows off impressive range and dynamics over rthe course of this winding, nearly inarguable epic. But it isn't just James who clicks on this album; every bit of rthe music works like a puzzle, perhaps at first seeming challenging, confusing. However, eventually the pieces rall fall into place to create an absolutely stunning portrait. Scenes from a Memory is a classic in every sense of rthe word.
dredg El Cielo
dredg Catch Without Arms
dredg The Pariah, The Parrot, The Delusion
Dropkick Murphys The Warrior's Code
Drowning the Light Drowned
Drowning the Light To The End Of Time
Drowning the Light The Blood Of The Ancients
Drudkh Microcosmos
Edge of Sanity Crimson II
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow
El-Creepo! El-Creepo!
El-Creepo! Aloha
El-Creepo! Bellissimo!
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Emery The Question
Emery ...In Shallow Seas We Sail
Emery We Do What We Want
Emperor Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk
Empyrium Songs of Moors and Misty Fields
Empyrium Where at Night the Wood Grouse Plays
Enslaved Ruun
Epica Design Your Universe
Epica The Quantum Enigma
Esoteric Subconscious Dissolution Into the...
Esoteric Paragon Of Dissonance
Ethereal Shroud They Became the Falling Ash
Eve 6 Horrorscope
Every Time I Die Gutter Phenomenon
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown
Evoken Antithesis of Light
Evoken A Caress of the Void
Evoken Atra Mors
Faith No More Angel Dust
Faith No More The Real Thing
Fall of the Leafe Vantage
Farmakon A Warm Glimpse
Fightstar Grand Unification
Frank Turner Love, Ire & Song
Frank Turner England Keep My Bones
Frank Turner Tape Deck Heart
Frank Turner Positive Songs for Negative People
Franz Ferdinand Franz Ferdinand
Frightened Rabbit Pedestrian Verse
Gallows Grey Britain
Gatling Beforemath
Gazpacho Night
Ghost (SWE) Meliora
Ghost Brigade Isolation Songs
Gojira From Mars to Sirius
Gorgoroth Pentagram
Gorgoroth Under the Sign of Hell
Gotsu Totsu Kotsu Retributive Justice
Grave You'll Never See...
This album is pretty much why I love the entire OSDM style. I mean, sure it's more simple than Left Hand Path or Like an Everflowing Stream (which are great in their own right), but something about this album sticks out to me. The riffs are just spot on, and Grave doesn't fuck with any extra bullshit beyond that. This is THE meat and potatoes death metal album.
Grief Come to Grief
Grimes Art Angels
Gris Il Etait une Foret...
Gunship Gunship
Haken Aquarius
Heaven Shall Burn Antigone
Heaven Shall Burn Iconoclast (Part 1: The Final Resistance)
Hexvessel No Holier Temple
Horn Die Kraft der Szenarien
I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism... iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyour...
Ichiko Aoba 0
Ichiko Aoba マホロボシヤ
Idlewild The Remote Part
Immolation Unholy Cult
Immolation Majesty and Decay
Immortal At the Heart of Winter
Immortal Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism
In Flames Colony
In Flames Whoracle
Incantation Onward to Golgotha
Incantation Diabolical Conquest
Incantation Mortal Throne of Nazarene
Inquisition Obscure Verses for the Multiverse
Insomnium In the Halls of Awaiting
Insomnium Above the Weeping World
Insomnium One for Sorrow
Iron Maiden Dance of Death
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
Isis Oceanic
Isis Celestial
Jack's Mannequin Everything in Transit
Jamie Lenman Muscle Memory
Jenny Hval Apocalypse, girl
Jerry Cantrell Degradation Trip Volumes 1 & 2
Jethro Tull Heavy Horses
John Zorn Filmworks XIX: The Rain Horse
John Zorn Kristallnacht
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains Love Songs For The Apocalypse
Jute Gyte Discontinuities
Karnivool Sound Awake
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance
Katatonia Discouraged Ones
Katatonia Dead End Kings
Kayo Dot Blue Lambency Downward
Kayo Dot Hubardo
Kayo Dot Coffins on Io
Khemmis Hunted
King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic
King Crimson Lizard
Kvelertak Kvelertak
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley
La Dispute Wildlife
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
letlive. Fake History
Lights Little Machines
Lord Mantis Death Mask
This album will wreck your bowels and molest your family animal.
Lunar Aurora Elixir of Sorrow
Lunar Aurora Andacht
Major Parkinson Songs From A Solitary Home
Major Parkinson Twilight Cinema
Manilla Road Crystal Logic
Mare Cognitum Luminiferous Aether
Mastodon Crack the Skye
maudlin of the Well Leaving Your Body Map
Melvins A Senile Animal
Mesarthim .- -​.​.​. .​.​. . -. -​.​-​. .
mewithoutYou Pale Horses
Michelle Branch The Spirit Room
Midlake The Trials of Van Occupanther
Ministry Psalm 69
Minus the Bear Menos El Oso
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
Modest Mouse This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
Modest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
Moonsorrow Kivenkantaja
Moonsorrow V: Havitetty
Why thank you for being so considerate, Moonsorrow. I would love to have a titty!
Moonsorrow Varjoina Kuljemme Kuolleiden Maassa
Morbus Chron Sweven
Muddy Waters Folk Singer
Musk Ox Woodfall
My Dying Bride The Dreadful Hours
My Dying Bride Songs of Darkness, Words of Light
My Dying Bride A Line of Deathless Kings
My Dying Bride For Lies I Sire
My Dying Bride The Barghest o’ Whitby
My Dying Bride A Map of All Our Failures
This falls only just short of The Angel & the Dark River for me. I've always considered myself a pretty huge My Dying Bride fan, even of what's generally considered their lesser albums, but even with that said, this release left me fucking floored. Aaron Stainthorpe gives some of his most emotional vocal performances, all atop a wonderful dance of melancholy instrumentals. God damn, My Dying Bride still knows how to make a brilliant doom album, even after a couple decades.
Nails Abandon All Life
Nature and Organisation Death In A Snow Leopard Winter
Neurosis Souls at Zero
Neurosis Honor Found in Decay
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Abattoir Blues / The Lyre Of Orpheus
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Murder Ballads
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds The Good Son
Nightingale Invisible
Nightingale Nightfall Overture
Nightingale Retribution
Dan Swano yet again turns 80s inspired cheese into a fucking art form.
Ninja Sex Party Strawberries and Cream
This shit is the bees' (bee's?) knees. This isn't even a humor rating. Swear to God, this is fucking immortal in the
humor band arena. Funny, clever lyrics, and you'll have these songs stick in your head for years. Plus, they get in
and out and leave an impact in their wake. They're the Napalm Death of Comedic Synth-pop.
Nocte Obducta Sequenzen einer Wanderung
Nocte Obducta Taverne - In Schatten Schäbiger Spelunken
NoMeansNo Wrong
Nurse With Wound Thunder Perfect Mind
Nurse With Wound Soliloquy For Lilith
Oceansize Frames
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Old Crow Medicine Show Eutaw
Omnium Gatherum The Redshift
Omnium Gatherum New World Shadows
Omnium Gatherum Beyond
OOMPH! Des Wahnsinns Fette Beute
Opeth Orchid
Opeth Blackwater Park
Our Lady Peace Gravity
Our Lady Peace Happiness...
Owen At Home With Owen
Oxbow Thin Black Duke
The thought of Eugene S. Robinson being thin is foreign to my fantasies.
Pain of Salvation Be
Pain of Salvation The Perfect Element, Part 1
Pain of Salvation Road Salt One
If you ask me, this is one of their best albums. Pretty radical change in sound, definitely, but they're no the worse off for it. The songs are sometimes wonderfully aggressive, others intensely emotional, always memorable. Great album, from start to finish.
Pan.Thy.Monium Khaooohs
Panopticon Collapse
Paradise Lost Draconian Times
Parliament Motor Booty Affair
Parliament Funkentelechy Vs. the Placebo Syndrome
Pearl Jam Yield
Peste Noire Ballade cuntre lo Anemi francor
Pharoah Sanders Elevation
Phosphorescent Muchacho
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Poe Haunted
Poets of the Fall Twilight Theater
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Porcupine Tree Signify
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair
Porcupine Tree Nil Recurring
Primordial The Gathering Wilderness
Primordial Redemption at the Puritan's Hand
Protest the Hero Kezia
Red House Painters Ocean Beach
Red House Painters Old Ramon
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
Regina Spektor What We Saw from the Cheap Seats
Rishloo Eidolon
Rishloo Living as Ghosts with Buildings as Teeth
Still hoping that one day people stop comparing Rishloo to Tool. At this point, they're fucking hugely different bands.
Riverside Second Life Syndrome
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition
Riverside Shrine Of New Generation Slaves
Rory Gallagher Irish Tour '74
Rory Gallagher Deuce
Roselit Bone Blacken & Curl
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
Rush Moving Pictures
Rush A Farewell to Kings
Rush Permanent Waves
Rush Signals
Rush Clockwork Angels
Sabbat (JPN) The Dwelling
Saor Aura
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy
Scale the Summit The Collective
Screeching Weasel First World Manifesto
Shining (NOR) Blackjazz
Shining (NOR) One One One
Shining (NOR) International Blackjazz Society
Shining (SWE) I - Within Deep Dark Chambers
Shining (SWE) V - Halmstad
Shining (SWE) IV - The Eerie Cold
Shining (SWE) VI - Klagopsalmer
Sickening Gore Destructive Reality
Sixpence None the Richer Sixpence None the Richer
Skepticism Stormcrowfleet
Skepticism Ordeal
Sleep Dopesmoker
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain
Sleep Research Facility Deep Frieze
Sleep Research Facility Nostromo
Slough Feg Down Among the Deadmen
Snowing Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit
Solitude Aeturnus Through the Darkest Hour
Solstafir Otta
Son House Father of Folk Blues
Spock's Beard Snow
Spock's Beard The Light
Steve Von Till If I Should Fall to the Field
Steven Wilson Cover Version
Steven Wilson Hand. Cannot. Erase.
Strapping Young Lad Alien
Streetlight Manifesto The Hands That Thieve
Suffocate For Fuck Sake Blazing Fires and Helicopters...
Summoning Oath Bound
Sun Kil Moon April
Swans Soundtracks for the Blind
Swans Children of God
Swans My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
Swans The Seer
Sylvan Posthumous Silence
Symphony X Paradise Lost
Talk Talk Laughing Stock
Tartar Lamb Sixty Metonymies
Tau Cross Tau Cross
Textures Silhouettes
The Beards Having a Beard is the New Not Having a Beard
The Cure Disintegration
The Dave Brubeck Quartet Time Further Out
The Decemberists The Crane Wife
The Decemberists The Hazards of Love
The Decemberists The King Is Dead
The Decemberists What A Terrible World, What A Beautiful World
The Devin Townsend Band Synchestra
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
The Enid The Seed and the Sower
The Fall of Every Season Amends
The Front Bottoms Talon of the Hawk
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound
the GazettE DIM
The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There
The Magnetic Fields Holiday
The Magnetic Fields Get Lost
The Magnetic Fields The Charm Of The Highway Strip
The Man-Eating Tree Harvest
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
I love this album almost as much as I love transient jet-lagged ecto mimed bison.
The Mars Volta Octahedron
The Mayan Factor Yesterday's Son
The Menzingers On the Impossible Past
The Menzingers After the Party
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2
The Mothers of Invention We're Only in It for the Money
The Mountain Goats Tallahassee
The Mountain Goats Transcendental Youth
The National Alligator
The National Boxer
The National Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers
The National High Violet
The National Trouble Will Find Me
The River Drawing Down the Sun
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smith Street Band Throw Me in the River
The White Buffalo Once Upon A Time In The West
The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation
The Wonder Years No Closer to Heaven
The Wounded Kings Visions in Bone
The Xcerts There Is Only You
Thought Industry Short Wave on a Cold Day
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Thursday Full Collapse
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio
Tiamat Wildhoney
Titus Andronicus The Most Lamentable Tragedy
Today Is the Day Willpower
Today Is the Day Temple of the Morning Star
Tom Waits Heartattack and Vine
Tom Waits Swordfishtrombones
Tom Waits Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers and Bastards
Tom Waits Small Change
Tom Waits The Heart of Saturday Night
Tom Waits Bad As Me
Tool Lateralus
Tool Ænima
Tori Amos Little Earthquakes
Tove Lo Queen of the Clouds
Townes Van Zandt Townes Van Zandt
Tribulation The Formulas of Death
Trophy Scars Alphabet Alphabets
Trouble Psalm 9
Type O Negative October Rust
Type O Negative Bloody Kisses
Ulcerate Shrines of Paralysis
Ulver Perdition City
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Van der Graaf Generator Godbluff
Vanessa Carlton Rabbits on the Run
Vomitory Opus Mortis VIII
White Ward Futility Report
William Fitzsimmons Goodnight
William Fitzsimmons Lions
Wingnut Dishwashers Never Trust A Man Who Plays Guitar
Winterfylleth The Divination Of Antiquity
Witherscape The Inheritance
Woe Quietly, Undramatically
Wolfchant Bloody Tales of Disgraced Lands
Wolves in the Throne Room Diadem of 12 Stars
Woods of Desolation Torn Beyond Reason
Woods of Desolation As the Stars
Woods of Ypres Against the Seasons
Woods of Ypres Pursuit Of The Sun & Allure Of the Earth
Woods of Ypres Woods IV: The Green Album
Woods of Ypres Woods V: Grey Skies & Electric Light
I enjoy every album Woods of Ypres has released. I consider myself a pretty big fan of the band, but this is their high point. Hearing this immediately after David Gold's death was incredibly disheartening, and hearing Alternate Ending for the first time brought tears to my eyes - in that moment, I don't think I've ever been more impacted by the death of someone that I didn't know personally. Perhaps giving this a 5 is slightly contingent on the heightened emotional impact because of the events surrounding the album, but even without that, this is truly an extraordinary record, that far outstrips the remainder of their already excellent discography. It's hugely tragic what occurred, but few albums could stand as a better legacy.
Wormrot Abuse
X Japan Art of Life
Yes Fragile
Zola Jesus Okovi

4.0 excellent
'68 In Humor and Sadness
A Tribe Called Quest Midnight Marauders
AAA Around
Abigail Williams Becoming
Accept Blood of the Nations
On second thought, I can definitely see what the hype's about.
Accept Stalingrad
Acid Bath When the Kite String Pops
Acid King Busse Woods
Used to hang out in these woods growing up. I was like 8, though, so I did less drugs and just chilled by the elk in the random ass elk enclosure.
Adramelech Pure Blood Doom
Aeon Spoke Aeon Spoke
Against Me! Reinventing Axl Rose
Against Me! White Crosses
Ahab The Boats Of The Glen Carrig
AJJ Can't Maintain
AJJ Knife Man
Akiko Shikata Raka
Al Di Meola Elegant Gypsy
Albert King Born Under A Bad Sign
Alcest Souvenirs d'un autre monde
Alcest Shelter
Alexisonfire Watch Out!
Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals
All Time Low Nothing Personal
All Time Low Don't Panic
Allegaeon Fragments Of Form And Function
Altar of Plagues White Tomb
Amaranthe The Nexus
This is fast food right here. I know the quality may be questionable, but god damn it, it tastes so I good and I
can't stop eating it. It's Amaranthe's fault I'm obese.
Amigo the Devil Diggers
Amon Amarth Surtur Rising
Amorphis The Beginning of Times
Anathema A Fine Day to Exit
Anathema Eternity
Anathema The Silent Enigma
Arbouretum Song of the Pearl
Arbouretum The Gathering
Ashes Divide Keep Telling Myself It's Alright
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Bad Brains Bad Brains
Bad Brains Black Dots
Baroness Blue Record
Basilisk A Joyless March Through The Cold-Lands
Bathory Bathory
Bathory The Return of the Darkness and Evil
Bathory Blood on Ice
Bathory Destroyer of Worlds
Be'lakor The Frail Tide
Be'lakor Stone's Reach
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect
Biffy Clyro Puzzle
Biffy Clyro Ellipsis
Was stuck between 3.5 and 4. Bonus track In the Name of the Wee Man was so good it clinched it.rFirst half of the record proper also ruled.
Big Big Train English Electric Part 2
Billy Bragg Life's a Riot With Spy vs. Spy
Bjork Medulla
Black Cilice Summoning The Night
Black Lab See The Sun
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell
Blackfield Blackfield
Bladee Eversince
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth
Blind Guardian A Twist in the Myth
Blood Revolt Indoctrine
Bloodmist Sheen
Blue October The Answers
Blue October Consent to Treatment
Blut Aus Nord MoRT
Blut Aus Nord 777 - The Desanctification
Blut Aus Nord 777 - Cosmosophy
Bomb the Music Industry! To Leave or Die in Long Island
Borknagar Empiricism
Borknagar Epic
Borknagar Urd
Buell Kazee Sings & Plays
Bull Of Heaven 056: Return of Ghost Sheriff
Gorgeous looped post-rock build-up that never hits the crescendo. It's a great song to fall asleep to.
Burzum Belus
It isn't Filosofem (probably my favorite Burzum, although Hvis Lyset tar oss could give it a run for its money), but Belus is really quite excellent, one of the best black metal albums since the turn of the century. And something interesting - I find I like the music even more when I stare at the album cover. The image suits the music absolutely perfectly and seems to even enhance its effect.
Burzum Fallen
Cannibal Corpse Kill
Carcass Heartwork
Wow, you can tell the band really put lots of time and heart work into this album.
Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion: Side B
Carpathian Forest Black Shining Leather
Chevelle Hats Off To The Bull
Chimp Spanner At the Dream's Edge
Chord Flora
Chris Stapleton Traveller
Chthe'ilist Le Dernier Crépuscule
Clutch Pure Rock Fury
Clutch From Beale Street to Oblivion
Cobalt Slow Forever
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Ascension
Converge Jane Doe
Converge Axe to Fall
Cultes Des Ghoules Häxan
Cultes Des Ghoules Henbane
CunninLynguists A Piece Of Strange
Current 93 Black Ships Ate the Sky
Current 93 I Am The Last Of All The Field That Fell
Cynic Focus
Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition
Dark Quarterer Dark Quarterer
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
Dark Tranquillity Construct
Darkestrah Epos
Darkestrah The Great Silk Road
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
Darkthrone Soulside Journey
Darkthrone Panzerfaust
Darkthrone Goatlord
Darkthrone The Underground Resistance
De Staat I_CON
Dead Sara Dead Sara
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
Death Grips Government Plates
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death
Deathprod Treetop Drive
Deathspell Omega Inquisitors of Satan
Deathspell Omega Mass Grave Aesthetics
Deeds of Flesh Of What's to Come
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Devin Townsend Project Addicted
Devin Townsend Project Transcendence
Fuck me sideways, Devin's rediscovered the importance of the spaces between the bombast
Dissection Reinkaos
Django Reinhardt Djangology
Dog Fashion Disco Anarchists of Good Taste
Dog Fashion Disco Ad Nauseam
Dolorian Dolorian
DragonForce The Power Within
Fuck me sideways with a broken broom handle, this is actually good.
Drawn A New World?
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
Dream Theater A Change of Seasons
Dream Theater Falling into Infinity
Dream Theater Awake
Dropkick Murphys The Meanest of Times
Dropkick Murphys Going Out In Style
Drowning the Light Oceans of Eternity
Drudkh Blood In Our Wells
Drudkh Forgotten Legends
Drudkh The Swan Road
Drudkh Songs of Grief and Solitude
Drudkh Handful of Stars
Edge of Sanity Infernal
Edge of Sanity The Spectral Sorrows
Electric Wizard Come My Fanatics...
Emmylou Harris Luxury Liner
Emperor In The Nightside Eclipse
Enslaved Monumension
Enslaved In Times
Entombed Left Hand Path
Epica The Divine Conspiracy
Esoteric Metamorphogenesis
Esoteric The Pernicious Enigma
FACT In the Blink of an Eye
Fair to Midland The Carbon Copy Silver Lining
Fair to Midland Inter.Funda.Stifle
Fen Epoch
Fightstar Behind the Devil's Back
Flogging Molly Drunken Lullabies
Forest of Fog Abgründe
Frank Turner Poetry of the Deed
Frightened Rabbit Painting of a Panic Attack
Genesis Selling England by the Pound
Genesis The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous
Ghost (SWE) Infestissumam
Ghost (SWE) Popestar
Ghoulgotha To Starve the Cross
Glass Animals Zaba
Gojira The Way of All Flesh
Grave Into the Grave
Grave Burial Ground
Grave Endless Procession Of Souls
Gris À l’Âme Enflammée, l’Äme Constellée…
Wow, this seems even Grisier than their last album.
Hail Spirit Noir Pneuma
Heaven Shall Burn Invictus (Iconoclast III)
Horrendous Ecdysis
Ichiko Aoba うたびこ
Idlewild Make Another World
Immortal Pure Holocaust
Imperium Dekadenz Dis Manibvs
In Flames The Jester Race
In the Silence A Fair Dream Gone Mad
Incantation Primordial Domination
Incantation Dirges of Elysium
Inquisition Bloodshed Across The Empyrean Altar...
Insomnium Since the Day It All Came Down
Insomnium Across the Dark
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark
Iron Maiden Brave New World
Iron Maiden The Book of Souls
Isis Mosquito Control
Iwan Rheon Dinard
Jamie Lenman Devolver
Jeff Rosenstock We Cool?
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American
Jimmy Eat World Clarity
Jimmy Eat World Futures
Joe Bonamassa Driving Towards The Daylight
John Zorn Filmworks XIII: Invitation to a Suicide
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains Easter Sunday Hangover
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny
Jute Gyte Perdurance
Kampfar Mare
Katatonia Viva Emptiness
Katatonia Tonight's Decision
Katatonia Dance of December Souls
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
Kayo Dot Coyote
Kayo Dot Gamma Knife
Kayo Dot Plastic House on Base of Sky
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
King Crimson Red
Knives Out! Black Mass Hysteria
Krieg Transient
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake
Lamb of God Sacrament
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
letlive. If I'm the Devil...
Lifelover Erotik
Liz Phair Whitechocolatespaceegg
Lunar Aurora Zyklus
Lunar Aurora Mond
Lunar Aurora Ars Moriendi
Lupe Fiasco Tetsuo and Youth
Macklemore The Unplanned Mixtape
Marduk Heaven Shall Burn... When We Are Gathered
Mastodon Remission
Meat Puppets Too High To Die
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath
Meshuggah obZen
At first, I was going to give this a 3.5, but then I listened to the fabulous instrumentation. And Bleed.
Metallica Ride the Lightning
mewithoutYou Catch For Us the Foxes
mewithoutYou Ten Stories
Midnight No Mercy for Mayhem
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice
Minus the Bear Infinity Overhead
Mischief Brew Smash the Windows
Mischief Brew This Is Not For Children
Misthyrming Söngvar elds og óreiðu
Modern Life Is War Witness
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
Mongol Horde Mongol Horde
Moonsorrow Jumalten Aika
Moonspell Irreligious
Moonspell Night Eternal
Mordor Odes
Mordor Csejthe
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
My Morning Jacket It Still Moves
Mysticum In the Streams of Inferno
Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
Neurosis Times of Grace
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds From Her To Eternity
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Your Funeral... My Trial
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Kicking Against The Pricks
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Dig, Lazarus, Dig!
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds B-Sides & Rarities
Nocte Obducta Nektar - Teil 2: Seen, Flüsse, Tagebücher
Novembers Doom Aphotic
Novembre Ursa
Nurse With Wound Spiral Insana
Oathbreaker Rheia
Obliteration Black Death Horizon
Obscura Omnivium
Obtained Enslavement Witchcraft
Opeth Deliverance
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Opeth Heritage
Origin Antithesis
Our Lady Peace Spiritual Machines
Oxbow King Of The Jews
Pain of Salvation Scarsick
Pain of Salvation Road Salt Two
Pain of Salvation Falling Home
Pain of Salvation In the Passing Light of Day
Panopticon Social Disservices
Panopticon Kentucky
Paul Simon Graceland
Pearl Jam Vitalogy
Pharoah Sanders Thembi
Phosphorescent Pride
Phosphorescent Aw Come Aw Wry
Phosphorescent Here's To Taking It Easy
Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother
Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse of Reason
Poets of the Fall Signs of Life
Poets of the Fall Temple of Thought
Poison the Well You Come Before You
Polkadot Cadaver Last Call in Jonestown
Porcupine Tree On the Sunday of Life
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Porcupine Tree The Incident
The main, 55 minute, 14 movement title track is worth a 5 rating, easily. Unfortunately, the album's quality takes a severe dive on the second disk, which, while still an occasionally decent listen, is some of the weakest Porcupine Tree material ever recorded. Still, it's definitely a smaller portion of the record than The Incident (the song), so it doesn't bring down the album rating all that drastically.
Protest the Hero Scurrilous
Psychotic Waltz Bleeding
Purson The Circle and the Blue Door
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Question Doomed Passages
Quiet Hollers I Am the Morning
R.E.M. Document
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Red House Painters Red House Painters
Red House Painters Red House Painters II
Reuben Racecar Is Racecar Backwards
Revocation Revocation
Rishloo Feathergun
Riverside Out of Myself
Rodrigo y Gabriela 11:11
Rory Gallagher Live In Europe
Rush Hemispheres
Scale the Summit The Migration
Senses Fail Still Searching
Septicflesh Communion
Septicflesh The Great Mass
Seventh Wonder Waiting in the Wings
Shining (NOR) Grindstone
Shining (NOR) In the Kingdom of Kitsch You Will Be a Monster
Shining (SWE) II - Livets Andhallplats
Shining (SWE) Redefining Darkness
SikTh The Trees Are Dead and Dried Out
SikTh Death of a Dead Day
Sithu Aye 26
Skagos Anarchic
Skepticism Alloy
Skumring De Glemte Tider
Skyclad A Burnt Offering for the Bone Idol
Slayer Hell Awaits
Slough Feg Traveller
Snow Patrol Final Straw
Speaking to Stones Speaking to Stones
Steel Panther Feel the Steel
Steel Panther All You Can Eat
Steve Von Till A Grave Is a Grim Horse
Steven Wilson Insurgentes
Steven Wilson To the Bone
Strapping Young Lad The New Black
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing
Sum 41 Chuck
Sun Kil Moon Benji
Sun Worship Elder Giants
Supercell Today is a Beautiful Day
Svart Crown Profane
Svartidaudi Flesh Cathedral
Swans The Great Annihilator
Swarm of the Lotus When White Becomes Black
Sylosis Conclusion of an Age
Taylor Swift 1989
Testament The New Order
Testament The Legacy
Testament Dark Roots of Earth
Thantifaxath Sacred White Noise
The All Seeing Hand Mechatronics
The Arrogant Sons of Bitches Pornocracy
The Birthday Party Prayers on Fire
The Cat Empire Steal the Light
The Civil Wars Barton Hollow
The Dear Hunter Act I: The Lake South, the River North
The Decemberists Her Majesty the Decemberists
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Enid Journey's End
The Front Bottoms The Front Bottoms
The Gaslight Anthem Handwritten
The Ghost of a Thousand This Is Where The Fight Begins
The Lawrence Arms Metropole
The Lulls in Traffic Rabbit in the Snare
The Magnetic Fields i
The Magnetic Fields Distortion
The Magnetic Fields 50 Song Memoir
The Mars Volta Amputechture
The Monolith Deathcult Trivmvirate
The Mountain Goats All Eternals Deck
The Pineapple Thief Tightly Unwound
The Prodigy Invaders Must Die
The Sad Bastard Book Club And the Sirens Sang of a Time When There Were No
The Script Science & Faith
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
The Smith Street Band Sunshine and Technology
The Smith Street Band Don't Fuck With Our Dreams
The White Buffalo Shadows, Greys & Evil Ways
The White Buffalo Hogtied Revisited
The Wonder Years The Upsides
The Wonder Years Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing
The World Is a Beautiful Place... Always Foreign
Therapy? Troublegum
Therion Sirius B
Therion Symphony Masses: Ho Drakon Ho Megas
Thorr's Hammer Dommedagsnatt
Those Poor Bastards Satan Is Watching
Threnos By Blood and By Earth
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance
Thy Catafalque Meta
Today Is the Day In the Eyes of God
Today Is the Day Sadness Will Prevail
Tom Waits Blue Valentine
Tom Waits Bone Machine
Tom Waits Alice
Tom Waits Blood Money
Tom Waits Nighthawks At The Diner
Tom Waits The Black Rider
Tool Salival
I'll slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick.
Tool 10,000 Days
Twenty One Pilots Vessel
Twilight Monument To Time End
Type O Negative Dead Again
Ulver Kveldssanger
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X
Vanessa Carlton Liberman
Vertical Horizon Everything You Want
Visceral Evisceration Incessant Desire for Palatable Flesh
Volcano, I'm Still Excited!! Volcano, I'm Still Excited!!
Vomitory Primal Massacre
Vomitory Carnage Euphoria
Vysoké Čelo Űrutazás
Ween Quebec
Ween White Pepper
William Fitzsimmons Gold In The Shadow
William Fitzsimmons Pittsburgh
Wingnut Dishwashers Burn the Earth, Leave it Behind
Winterfylleth The Threnody of Triumph
Wolfchant Call Of The Black Winds
After the incredibly disappointing that was Determined Damnation, Wolfchant has returned, and is (almost) better than ever. Their production is better than it has ever been, the vocals are once again diverse, and even utilize more of a chanting style on certain sections that flows quite well with the harsher black metal croaks and death growls, and the melodies are the best they've been this side of Bloody Tales Of Disgraced Lands. Welcome back, Wolfchant.
Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters
Wood Spider In the Thick of It
Woods of Ypres Woods III: Deepest Roots and Darkest Blu
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Xasthur The Funeral of Being
Zeal and Ardor Devil is Fine
Zuriaake Afterimage of Autumn
Zyklon Disintegrate

3.5 great
65daysofstatic The Destruction of Small Ideas
A Lot Like Birds No Place
Aakon Keetreh Dans La Foret
Addaura ...And The Lamps Expire
Against Me! Searching for a Former Clarity
Against Me! New Wave
AJJ Christmas Island
AJJ The Bible 2
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals
All That Remains Overcome
Allegaeon Formshifter
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury
Amboss Those Who Have Lost The Right To Exist
Amebix Arise!
Amigo the Devil Decompositions
Amon Amarth Versus the World
Amon Amarth The Avenger
Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall
Amorphis Am Universum
Amorphis Tuonela
Anathema The Optimist
Anberlin Dark Is the Way, Light Is a Place
Anberlin Vital
Anthrax Spreading the Disease
Anthrax Persistence of Time
Arch Enemy Stigmata
Arch Enemy Burning Bridges
Argast i stan Den Intellektuella Härdsmältan
Aureole Aurora Borealis
Banks The Altar
Be'lakor Vessels
Behemoth Demigod
Behemoth Evangelion
Ben Folds Songs for Silverman
Ben Folds Way To Normal
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Biffy Clyro Only Revolutions
This album receives far too much flak from long-standing fans of Biffy Clyro, and while this (as well as their previous album, Puzzle) are great departures from what their earlier releases, taken in it's own right Only Revolutions is a fantastically well-made album on all fronts. All the instruments are handled with an almost cinematic flair, Simon Neil's vocal performance is marvelous throughout, and the songs themselves are a distinct cut above the average rock radio fare. My personal favorite track at the moment would be Whoreses, but they all so strong that I find that statement fluctuates by the day. This is album is without a doubt a departure from the Biffy Clyro of the best, but it manages to maintain the brilliance of those albums, and quite frankly, isn't that the most important way for a band to stay the same?
Black Malachite Void
Black Sabbath Sabotage
Blue October Approaching Normal
Some songs are among their best (Kangaroo Cry, Picking Up the Pieces), but others are near insufferable (Jump Rope). As with most Blue October releases, it's more ambitious and eclectic than your average alternative album, even if it's more uneven than they usually get.
Blue October Any Man in America
Blut Aus Nord Ultima Thulee
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
Bomb the Music Industry! Scrambles
Brand New Daisy
Brockhampton Saturation
Bruce Soord with Jonas Renkse Wisdom of Crowds
Burzum Hlidskjalf
Burzum Sol austan, Mani vestan
Callenish Circle Flesh Power Dominion
Cannibal Corpse Torture
Cap'n Jazz Analphabetapolothology
Carly Rae Jepsen Tug of War
Carly Rae Jepsen Kiss
Circa Survive Violent Waves
Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire Songs of Ill Hope and Desperation
Clutch Strange Cousins From The West
Clutch Earth Rocker
Coffinworm IV.I.VIII
Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow
Coheed and Cambria Year of the Black Rainbow
Coheed and Cambria The Color Before The Sun
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Cop Shoot Cop Ask Questions Later
Cryptopsy None So Vile
D'Angelo Black Messiah
Dark Angel Time Does Not Heal
Dark Funeral The Secrets of the Black Arts
Dark Quarterer The Etruscan Prophecy
Dark Tranquillity Character
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void
Darkthrone Sardonic Wrath
Darkthrone The Cult Is Alive
Darkthrone Total Death
Darkthrone Hate Them
Darkthrone Circle the Wagons
Dead Congregation Graves of the Archangels
Dead Kennedys In God We Trust, Inc.
Dead Letter Circus This Is The Warning
Deafheaven Roads to Judah
Death Ambient Drunken Forest
Deftones Deftones
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Deicide Once Upon the Cross
Deicide Legion
Demiurg Slakthus Gamleby
Destrage Are You Kidding Me? No.
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud
Devy does the 80s, and he does it better than the 80s did.
Devin Townsend Project Z2
Sky Blue is 4.5. Dark Matters somewhere between 3/3.5.
Dog Fashion Disco The Embryo's In Bloom
Dream Theater Train of Thought
Dream Theater Black Clouds & Silver Linings
Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn of Events
Dropkick Murphys Blackout
Dropkick Murphys The Gang's All Here
Drowning the Light From the Abyss
Drudkh Estrangement
Drudkh Eternal Turn of the Wheel
Drudkh A Furrow Cut Short
Don't get the recent Drudkh hate. Definitely not at the same level as they were towards the start
of their career, but these tracks still does on melancholy even with the all-encompassing
atmosphere more diminished.
Edge of Sanity Unorthodox
Edge of Sanity Nothing But Death Remains
Emery The Weak's End
Enshine Singularity
Enslaved Vertebrae
Epica Consign to Oblivion
Epica The Phantom Agony
Epica Requiem for the Indifferent
Every Time I Die Hot Damn!
Every Time I Die Ex Lives
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree
Fear Factory Demanufacture
Flames of Hell Fire and Steel
Flogging Molly Swagger
Forteresse Crepuscule d'Octobre
Foxy Shazam The Flamingo Trigger
Foxy Shazam The Church of Rock and Roll
Frank Turner Sleep Is For The Week
Frank Turner Campfire Punkrock
Genesis Foxtrot
Gojira Terra Incognita
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Gorgoroth Incipit Satan
Gorgoroth Antichrist
Haken The Mountain
Heaven Shall Burn Deaf to Our Prayers
Hilary Duff Metamorphosis
HORSE the band The Mechanical Hand
Ichiko Aoba 檻髪
Imagine Dragons Night Visions
Immolation Failures for Gods
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness
Immortal All Shall Fall
In Flames Clayman
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages
Incubus Make Yourself
Incubus Morning View
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
Isis Panopticon
Isis In the Absence of Truth
Jan Garbarek Esoteric Circle
Joe Bonamassa Sloe Gin
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains Anarchy Means I Hate You
The two songs that later appeared on Love Songs for the Apocalypse are much improved on that later release.rCool they decided to take those two tracks and improve them, because the rest of these songs need no improvement.
Judas Priest Painkiller
Karnivool Themata
Katatonia Brave Murder Day
Katatonia The Fall of Hearts
Katy Perry Teenage Dream
Kekal Acidity
Khalid American Teen
King Crimson Discipline
King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon
King Diamond Abigail
King Diamond The Eye
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Flying Microtonal Banana
Klabautamann Merkur
Korn Korn
Kyuss Blues for the Red Sun
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair
Larry and His Flask Hobo's Lament
Le Grand Guignol The Great Maddening
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
letlive. The Blackest Beautiful
Leviathan Scar Sighted
Lights Siberia
Manowar Battle Hymns
Mastodon Leviathan
Mastodon The Hunter
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Melvins Hostile Ambient Takeover
Metallica Master of Puppets
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica ...And Justice for All
mewithoutYou A to B: Life
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
Minus the Bear Omni
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Monolithe Monolithe I
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
My Dying Bride Like Gods of the Sun
My Dying Bride 34.788%... Complete
My Dying Bride The Light at the End of the World
My Dying Bride Feel the Misery
Nails Unsilent Death
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction
Neurosis Pain of Mind
Extraordinarily different then the stuff they got famous for, but it isn't a completely different world - Self-Taught Infection, with its prominent bass lines and swirling guitar lines sounds like a sped-up precursor to the sound they would go on to develop. Nothing's created in a vacuum.
Neurosis Fires Within Fires
Nightingale White Darkness
Nirvana In Utero
Heart Shaped Box single-handedly brought the score up.
Novembre Classica
Omnium Gatherum Stuck on Snakes Way
Opeth Morningrise
Opeth Pale Communion
Orden Ogan Ravenhead
Really solid power metal. Also, really fucking disappointing after To the End, which is top 3 power metal all time.
Origin Entity
Our Lady Peace Clumsy
Ozzy Osbourne Diary of a Madman
Paramore After Laughter
Persefone Shin-Ken
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Poets of the Fall Revolution Roulette
Poets of the Fall Clearview
Poison the Well The Opposite of December
Polkadot Cadaver Sex Offender
Primordial Spirit the Earth Aflame
Protest the Hero Fortress
Protest the Hero Volition
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
Red Fang Murder the Mountains
Refused Freedom
It's a fun album. Not much more and nothing less. But seriously, Refused, shouting "God is dead!" stopped being edgy around 1882.
Revocation Existence Is Futile
Revocation Chaos of Forms
Rise Against The Sufferer & the Witness
Rise Against Appeal to Reason
Rise Against Endgame
Rory Gallagher Calling Card
Rush Fly by Night
Rush Grace Under Pressure
Rush Power Windows
Rush Snakes & Arrows
Satan's Penguins Birds Of Darkness
Say Anything In Defense of the Genre
Semisonic Great Divide
Senses Fail Renacer
Shining (NOR) Where the Ragged People Go
Shining (SWE) VII: Fodd Forlorare
Sleep Volume One
Slice the Cake Other Slices
Slough Feg Digital Resistance
Snow Patrol Eyes Open
Snow Patrol A Hundred Million Suns
Soen Tellurian
Sun Kil Moon Ghosts of the Great Highway
Sun Kil Moon Universal Themes
Swans Filth
Taake Nattestid Ser Porten Vid
TesseracT Concealing Fate
Testament The Gathering
The Atomic Bitchwax 3
The Cure Bloodflowers
The Cure Faith
The Cure Wish
The Dear Hunter The Color Spectrum (Complete Collection)
The Decemberists Picaresque
The Dillinger Escape Plan Dissociation
The Grand Astoria I
The Great Old Ones Tekeli-Li
The Hoosiers The Trick To Life
The Hotelier Goodness
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Monolith Deathcult Tetragrammaton
The Mountain Goats Nothing for Juice
The Mountain Goats The Life of the World to Come
The Mountain Goats Beat the Champ
The Pineapple Thief Someone Here Is Missing
The Pogues Rum Sodomy & the Lash
The Quill Hooray! It's a Death Trip
The Safety Fire Mouth of Swords
The Script The Script
The Sidekicks So Long, Soggy Dog
The Smith Street Band South East Facing Wall
The Smith Street Band More Scared of You Than You Are of Me
The White Buffalo Love & The Death of Damnation
The White Stripes Elephant
The White Stripes Icky Thump
Therapy? Infernal Love
Therion Lemuria
Therion Beyond Sanctorum
Therion Les Fleurs du Mal
Thorns Thorns
Thought Industry Songs for Insects
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. I & II
Thrice Major/Minor
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg
Today Is the Day Today Is the Day
Tom Waits Franks Wild Years
Tom Waits Real Gone
Tom Waits Foreign Affairs
Tove Lo Lady Wood
Type O Negative World Coming Down
Type O Negative Slow, Deep, and Hard
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler
Utada Hikaru DEEP RIVER
Utstott Hjorungavagr
Vektor Terminal Redux
Venom Black Metal
Venom Welcome to Hell
Vomitory Raped In Their Own Blood
Watain Lawless Darkness
Weedpecker II
Winterfylleth The Mercian Sphere
Winterfylleth The Dark Hereafter
Wintersun Wintersun
Wolfchant A Pagan Storm
Woman Is The Earth Depths
Yakuza Of Seismic Consequence
Yes Relayer
Zealotry The Last Witness

3.0 good
'68 Two Parts Viper
A Perfect Circle Mer de Noms
Abigail Williams In the Shadow of a Thousand Suns
Abnormality Contaminating the Hive Mind
Accept Metal Heart
Agalloch The Silence of Forgotten Landscapes
AJJ Only God Can Judge Me
AJJ Candy Cigarettes and Cap Guns
AJJ Issue Problems
Al Di Meola Electric Rendezvous
Alestorm Captain Morgan's Revenge
It isn't a very good album, but definitely better than its follow-ups, and I'll always have Nancy the Tavern Wench as a guilty pleasure to fall back on.
All Time Low So Wrong, It's Right
Allegaeon Elements of the Infinite
Allegaeon. Stay tuned for the upcoming one track EP: Have a Mars Bar!
Amigo the Devil Manimals
Amon Amarth Fate of Norns
Anaal Nathrakh Eschaton
Anaal Nathrakh Domine Non Es Dignus
Anberlin New Surrender
Andy McKee The Gates of Gnomeria
Anthrax Among the Living
Anthrax Worship Music
Arch Enemy Anthems of Rebellion
At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours
Atomic Ape Swarm
BABYMETAL Metal Resistance
Bathory Nordland II
Be'lakor Of Breath and Bone
Behold... The Arctopus Skullgrid
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence
Black Label Society The Blessed Hellride
Blackfield Blackfield IV
Bonnie 'Prince' Billy The Letting Go
Bonnie Pink Heaven's Kitchen
Botch We Are the Romans
Burzum Umskiptar
Burzum The Ways of Yore
Busta Rhymes The Coming
Cannabis Corpse From Wisdom to Baked
Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst
Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth
Cannibal Corpse is a decent band, but there have been many bands from the Florida death metal scene that are so much better than them. As it is, they're distinctly average.
Captain, We're Sinking The King of No Man
Carach Angren Death Came Through a Phantom Ship
Chevelle This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In)
Chevelle The North Corridor
Chris Thile How to Grow A Woman From the Ground
Circus Maximus The 1st Chapter
Clutch The Elephant Riders
Converge You Fail Me
Danny Elfman The Nightmare Before Christmas
Dark Angel Darkness Descends
Dark Tranquillity Damage Done
Darkthrone Plaguewielder
Darkthrone F.O.A.D.
Darkthrone Dark Thrones and Black Flags
Dead Congregation Promulgation of the Fall
Deafheaven Sunbather
Deafheaven New Bermuda
Death Grips Exmilitary
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Around the Fur
Deicide Deicide
Deicide Till Death Do Us Part
Deicide In the Minds of Evil
OH MY GOD! THIS WAS A SHOCKER TO HEAR! It totally sounds like every single other album Deicide has ever made ever. And then there's that part where he growls all in the same key (hint: it's every part.) But I can still beat my head against a desk to it, so I guess it balances out.
Demi Lovato Confident
Demiurg The Hate Chamber
Destroyer 666 Cold Steel...for an Iron Age
Discharge Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing
DMX It's Dark and Hell Is Hot
Dream Theater Octavarium
The first 7 songs are some of the worst Dream Theater's written, but the closing title track is just so
phenomenal, I find it bringing up for the score of the lackluster, if not inherently bad, album.
Drowning the Light An Alignment of Dead Stars
Edge of Sanity Cryptic
Einherjer Av Oss, For Oss
Emperor IX Equilibrium
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...
Enslaved The Sleeping Gods
Esoteric Epistemological Despondency
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime
Faith No More Introduce Yourself
Fall Out Boy Infinity on High
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth
Fightstar One Day Son This Will All Be Yours
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony
Flogging Molly Within a Mile of Home
Foxy Shazam Introducing
Frank Turner The Real Damage EP
From Indian Lakes The Man With Wooden Legs
Genesis Duke
Genghis Tron Board Up the House
Godflesh A World Lit Only by Fire
Gojira The Link
Grand Magus Triumph and Power
Green Day Dookie
Grimoire À La Lumière des Cendres
Horn Distanz
HORSE the band Desperate Living
Hour of Penance The Vile Conception
Ichiko Aoba 剃刀乙女
Impaled Nazarene Suomi Finland Perkele
Impaled Nazarene Absence of War Does Not Mean Peace
Impaled Nazarene All That You Fear
In Flames Siren Charms
Incantation The Infernal Storm
Inquisition Into The Infernal Regions Of The Ancient
Irrwisch Irrwisch
Isole Forevermore
Job for a Cowboy Sun Eater
Joe Bonamassa Dust Bowl
Judas Priest Jugulator
Jute Gyte Old Ways
Kamelot Silverthorn
Karnivool Asymmetry
Kataklysm Serenity in Fire
Kate Tempest Everybody Down
Kero Kero Bonito Bonito Generation
King Diamond ''Them''
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Murder Of The Universe
Korn Follow the Leader
Krallice Ygg Huur
Kvelertak Meir
Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn
Leviathan Tentacles of Whorror
Lifelover Pulver
Lights Midnight Machines
Marduk Dark Endless
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Mayhem Chimera
Mayhem Esoteric Warfare
Melvins Basses Loaded
Meshuggah The Violent Sleep of Reason
Midlake Bamnan and Slivercork
Modest Mouse Strangers to Ourselves
Moon Clavicula Nox
Moonspell Wolfheart
My Dying Bride As the Flower Withers
Necrophagist Epitaph
Neuraxis Trilateral Progression
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Nocturama
Noneuclid Metatheosis
Novembre Arte Novecento
Obscura Cosmogenesis
Opeth Watershed
Opeth Sorceress
Overkill Ironbound
Owls Owls
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz
Pearl Jam No Code
Pink Floyd Ummagumma
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet
Primitive Man Scorn
Primordial Storm Before Calm
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow
R.E.M. Out of Time
Red Fang Whales and Leeches
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Red House Painters Songs for a Blue Guitar
Regina Spektor Remember Us To Life
Renounced The Melancholy We Ache
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
Riverside Rapid Eye Movement
Rodrigo y Gabriela Rodrigo y Gabriela
Rush Caress of Steel
Rush Rush
Rush Hold Your Fire
Rush Presto
Rwake Voices of Omens
Senses Fail Let It Enfold You
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons
Shining (NOR) Sweet Shanghai Devil
Silverstein This Is How the Wind Shifts
Sithu Aye Cassini
Slayer Reign in Blood
Slint Tweez
Tweez is to Slint what On Avery Island is to Neutral Milk Hotel
Snow Patrol Fallen Empires
Solitude Aeturnus Adagio
Spock's Beard Day For Night
Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad
Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten
Sum 41 All Killer No Filler
Sun Kil Moon Admiral Fell Promises
Sun Kil Moon Among the Leaves
Textures Drawing Circles
The Civil Wars The Civil Wars
The Cure The Head on the Door
The Cure Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
The Dear Hunter The Color Spectrum
The Dear Hunter Act V: Hymns with the Devil in Confessional
The Fall of Every Season From Below
The Front Bottoms I Hate My Friends
The Human Abstract Digital Veil
The Magnetic Fields Realism
The Magnetic Fields Love At The Bottom Of The Sea
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
The Mothers of Invention Weasels Ripped My Flesh
The Pineapple Thief All the Wars
The Pogues Hell's Ditch
The Prodigy The Fat of the Land
The Smashing Pumpkins Gish
The Smashing Pumpkins Adore
The Smith Street Band Wipe That Shit-Eating Grin Off Your Punchable Face
The White Stripes White Blood Cells
Therapy? Disquiet
Thergothon Stream From The Heavens
Therion Secret of the Runes
Thirty Seconds To Mars This Is War
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III & IV
Thy Catafalque Microcosmos
Tool Undertow
Tove Lo Blue Lips
Trans-Siberian Orchestra The Lost Christmas Eve
Trioscapes Digital Dream Sequence
Twenty One Pilots Regional At Best
Two Door Cinema Club Tourist History
Ulver Blood Inside
Ulver Svidd Neger OST
Uncle Dave Macon Keep My Skillet Good and Greasy
Vampire Weekend Modern Vampires of the City
Vomitory Redemption
Warbringer Worlds Torn Asunder
Watain Sworn to The Dark
Watain The Wild Hunt
Ween Chocolate and Cheese
Winterfylleth The Ghost Of Heritage
Wolfchant The Fangs of Southern Death (demo)
Wolfchant Embraced By Fire
Woods of Desolation Toward the Depths
Wormrot Dirge
Xerath III
It still sounds sterile as shit, but at least the vocals are much improved, and the music doesn't send me into a lifeless stupor nearly every second.
Yes The Yes Album
Zu Carboniferous

2.5 average
65daysofstatic We Were Exploding Anyway
Accept Restless and Wild
AJJ Operation Stackola
All That Remains This Darkened Heart
Altar of Plagues Sol
Amon Amarth The Crusher
Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
The Joy of Motion, or Tosin Abasi writes another wank album without a trace of emotion and hopes soulless technical playing and an occasional groove will get him by, Pt. III
Annie Anniemal
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease
Bad Salad Uncivilized
Bathory Requiem
Behemoth The Apostasy
Behold... The Arctopus Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning
Ben Folds Lonely Avenue
Between the Buried and Me Coma Ecliptic
Black Sabbath 13
Blackfield Welcome To My DNA
Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera
Blotted Science The Machinations of Dementia
Borknagar Quintessence
Borknagar The Archaic Course
Braveyoung Misery and Pride
Brutal Truth Sounds of the Animal Kingdom
Burzum Det som engang var
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague
Children of Bodom Halo of Blood
Circa Survive Juturna
Circle of Dead Children Psalm Of The Grand Destroyer
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire Omega Drunk on the Blood of Alpha
Cruachan Tuatha Na Gael
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus
Dark Funeral Diabolis Interium
Dark Funeral Angelus Exuro pro Eternus
Darkseed Poison Awaits
Deeds of Flesh Path of the Weakening
Deeds of Flesh Mark of the Legion
Deftones Adrenaline
Deicide The Stench of Redemption
Deicide To Hell With God
Demi Lovato Don't Forget
Despised Icon The Ills of Modern Man
It's not offensively bad or anything, but god damn, everything sounds so generic that I may as well just eat Saltine crackers.
Disillusion Gloria
DorDeDuh Dar De Duh
Dream Theater When Dream and Day Unite
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
Systematic Chaos is one of the two stumbles in Dream Theater's rather illustrious career. (The other being When Dream and Day Unite, before they even acquired James LaBrie as a vocalist.) Certain songs are pretty well done, especially the Ministry of Lost Souls, but many other tracks grow exceedingly tedious after only a few listens.
Drifting Icon Submerged in the Andromeda
Dying Fetus Killing on Adrenaline
Dying Fetus War of Attrition
Ex Deo Romulus
Fallujah Dreamless
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
Folkearth By the Sword of my Father
Foxy Shazam Gonzo
Frightened Rabbit Sing The Greys
Frost* Falling Satellites
Genesis Wind & Wuthering
Genghis Tron Dead Mountain Mouth
God Forbid Gone Forever
God Forbid Earthsblood
God Is an Astronaut Origins
This album is basically the ramen noodles of post rock.
Godflesh Streetcleaner
Godflesh Songs of Love and Hate
Gorgoroth Destroyer
Haken Restoration
First Haken release I'm not too enamored with. Very few of the melodies stick with me, and it's starting to sound scarily close to a pure wank band...
Havok Burn
Hour of Penance Paradogma
Iced Earth Dystopia
Iced Earth Plagues of Babylon
Immortal Battles in the North
Immortal Blizzard Beasts
Impaled Nazarene Ugra-Karma
Impaled Nazarene Pro Patria Finlandia
Incantation Blasphemy
Incubus Light Grenades
Infant Annihilator The Palpable Leprosy of Pollution
Intervals The Space Between
Intervals A Voice Within
Iron Maiden The X Factor
Iron Maiden Virtual XI
Isole Bliss of Solitude
Katy Perry One of the Boys
King Diamond Conspiracy
King Diamond The Graveyard
Korn Life Is Peachy
Korn Untitled
Krisiun Southern Storm
Lady Gaga Artpop
Lamb of God Resolution
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
Leviathan The Tenth Sub Level of Suicide
Liturgy Aesthethica
I listen to this album, and an hour later have forgotten that it exists.
Lurker Of Chalice Lurker Of Chalice
Marduk Panzer Division Marduk
Mark Kozelek Sings Christmas Carols
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Mayhem Grand Declaration of War
Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree
Meshuggah Koloss
Metallica Metallica
Metallica Death Magnetic
Moss Icon It Disappears
My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys
My Dying Bride I Am the Bloody Earth
Neuraxis The Thin Line Between
Nirvana Nevermind
Norma Jean Bless the Martyr and Kiss the Child
Obituary Inked in Blood
Pretty weak and standard, but it isn't offensively bad or anything, either.
Oranssi Pazuzu Muukalainen Puhuu
Oranssi Pazuzu Kosmonument
Oranssi Pazuzu Valonielu
I just don't know...something about this particular band I've never been able to enjoy. I feel like I should, but I can respect the songwriting more than I can appreciate it.
Our Lady Peace Naveed
Ozzy Osbourne No More Tears
Periphery Periphery
Purson Desire's Magic Theatre
Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Reel Big Fish Turn the Radio Off
Remembering Never Women and Children Die First
Sachiko M Bar Sachiko
Senses Fail The Fire
Shadows Fall The Art of Balance
Sky Ferreira Night Time, My Time
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
Spawn of Possession Noctambulant
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe
Steel Panther Balls Out
Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed
Sun Kil Moon Tiny Cities
Testament Souls of Black
The Agonist Lullabies for the Dormant Mind
The Hoosiers The Illusion Of Safety
The Human Abstract Nocturne
The National The National
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Nuclear, Sad, Nuclear
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Worse Than Alone
The Raconteurs Broken Boy Soldiers
The Script #3
The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan
Theory In Practice Colonizing The Sun
Trans-Siberian Orchestra Beethoven's Last Night
Trvth Grief and Justice
Twilight III: Beneath Trident's Tomb
Twilight Fauna The Year the Stars Fell
Type O Negative The Origin of the Feces
Ulver Lyckantropen Themes OST
Vale of Pnath The Prodigal Empire
Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend
Van Morrison Keep Me Singing
Venom At War with Satan
Vildhjarta Masstaden
Watchtower Control and Resistance
When Bitter Spring Sleeps When Bitter Spring Sleeps
Woe Of Tyrants Threnody
Woods of Desolation Sorh
Yes Going for the One

2.0 poor
AC/DC The Razors Edge
AC/DC For Those About To Rock We Salute You
Accept Balls to the Wall
Accept Russian Roulette
Adagio Dominate
Akercocke Antichrist
All That Remains ...For We Are Many
Amputated Gargling With Infected Semen
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Arch Enemy Doomsday Machine
Arch Enemy Rise of the Tyrant
AWOLNATION Megalithic Symphony
Bathory Octagon
Behemoth Satanica
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!
Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet
Borknagar Origin
Borknagar Universal
Botch American Nervoso
Brain Drill Quantum Catastrophe
Take a bunch of instruments, and throw them in a blender. Now mash those suckers up into an un-discernible mush, while recording the sound that results. Go ahead, I'll wait. rRight, you're back. Congratulations, you have just created your own home-made Brain Drill album, without any 10 dollar purchase price! (Note: Homemade replication of any other questionable substances may result in police interference in your hidden laboratory.)
Brutal Truth Kill Trend Suicide
Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back to Life
Carach Angren This Is No Fairytale
Cavalera Conspiracy Pandemonium
There's a guitar, and it plays the notes, and the drums are like TSS-BOOM-CRASH-BUDDABUDDABUDDABLAM, and wow, Cavalera Conspiracy really turned vibrations into notes on this one, game changer, holy cow.
Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever
Cryptopsy Cryptopsy
Deicide Insineratehymn
Deicide Scars of the Crucifix
Demons and Wizards Touched by the Crimson King
Despised Icon Day of Mourning
Destruction Spiritual Genocide
Devourment Conceived in Sewage
Dying Fetus Reign Supreme
Entombed Morning Star
Entombed Wolverine Blues
Evile Five Serpent's Teeth
Faith No More We Care a Lot
Fitz and the Tantrums More Than Just A Dream
Genesis Invisible Touch
God Forbid IV: Constitution of Treason
Gorod A Perfect Absolution
HammerFall Crimson Thunder
Hans Zimmer Inception
Hawthorne Heights Skeletons
HORSE the band A Natural Death
Immortal Damned In Black
Impaled Nazarene Rapture
In Flames Reroute to Remain
In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape
Invent Animate Stillworld
Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying
Judas Priest Ram It Down
Kamelot Poetry for the Poisoned
Kataklysm In the Arms of Devastation
Katy Perry Prism
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.
KMFDM Our Time Will Come
This album is like swimming in a pool full of a cum. It originated in something energetic and fun, but as time went on it started to grow more thin and insubstantial until here we are, trying to not get swimmer's ear from all the watery hours-old jizm.
Korn Take a Look in the Mirror
Korn Issues
Lana Del Rey Born to Die
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Manowar The Triumph of Steel
Manowar Kings of Metal
Manowar Battle Hymns MMXI
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Mayhem Ordo ad Chao
Motorhead Rock 'N' Roll
Nortt Galgenfrist
Our Lady Peace Burn Burn
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
Petition: Put the best fucking review ever back, because Charles Dickens wishes he could right as fucking eloquently
as "but I don't wear a hat so they can suck my dick" and the part about gurgling cum.
Prostitute Disfigurement Deeds of Derangement
Pure Reason Revolution Hammer & Anvil
Queen A Night at the Opera
Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute
Senses Fail Life Is Not a Waiting Room
Spawn of Possession Cabinet
St. Vincent St. Vincent
Symphony X Iconoclast
The Agonist The Escape
The Black Keys Brothers
The Dead Weather Horehound
The Ethereal From Funeral Skies
This is basically funeral doom if you cut out all the atmosphere. If you want to listen to thin droning guitars and deep gutturals without any substance to back it up whatsoever, than oh boy, have The Ethereal got an album for you!
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Haarp Machine Disclosure
The Jungle Giants Learn To Exist
The Police Reggatta de Blanc
The Police Zenyatta Mondatta
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina/The Machines of God
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza II: The Electric Boogaloo
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza III: Series of Unfortunate Events
Troll Drep de Kristne
Twenty One Pilots Blurryface
Universum Mortuus Machina
Urfaust Geist Ist Teufel
Urfaust Verräterischer, Nichtswürdiger Geist
Warbringer War Without End
Wintersun Time I
Wolfchant Determined Damnation
Woodkid The Golden Age
Xasthur Telepathic With The Deceased
Xerath II
The instrumentation on this album is passable. The vocals are nothing to write home about, but they don't kill the music either. Generally, combining these two elements would provide a 2.5 average rating, maybe a low 3. But the songwriting on II is just so goddamn boring, I don't remember anything about the music just played mere seconds before. This stuff could be hospital anesthetic for brain surgery. Too heavy to lull you to sleep, but it puts you in quite the stupor.
Yes 90125
Yes Big Generator

1.5 very poor
Adele 21
Against Me! Shape Shift With Me
Alestorm Black Sails at Midnight
Alestorm Back Through Time
alt-J An Awesome Wave
Animals As Leaders Weightless
Arch Enemy Khaos Legions
Arctic Monkeys AM
As I Lay Dying Awakened
Between the Buried and Me Between the Buried and Me
Between the Buried and Me has been steadily growing on me throughout my time on this site, and by now, I can fully say that I adore Colors, The Great Misdirect, Alaska, and the Silent Circus. But this eponymous debut continues in its astounding ability to hold absolutely nothing of interest. One of the most disappointing releases by an otherwise excellent band out there today.
Brain Drill Apocalyptic Feasting
Cannibal Corpse Vile
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Conducting from the Grave Conducting from the Grave
Drake Views
Dream Theater The Astonishing
Evile Enter the Grave
Evile Infected Nations
Foster the People Torches
These motherfuckers better hope that their pumped-up kicks can run faster than my bullet.
fun. Some Nights
Genesis Abacab
Genesis Genesis
Hilary Duff Breathe In. Breathe Out.
Mechina Acheron
Sterile as fuck. Nothing interesting going on here, and it's so clean that it even washes away any real power behind the heaviness.
Metallica Reload
Jesus, Metallica, wasn't blowing your load once enough?
Michael Franti and Spearhead All Rebel Rockers
Mindless Self Indulgence Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Mindless Self Indulgence How I Learned to Stop Giving A Shit and Love MSI
Nirvana Bleach
Our Lady Peace Healthy In Paranoid Times
Praxis Metatron
Queensryche American Soldier
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Uplift Mofo Party Plan
Rings of Saturn Dingir
Santana Supernatural
Spawn of Possession Incurso
The Agonist Once Only Imagined
The Agonist Prisoners
The Black Keys El Camino
The Haunted The Haunted
The Haunted The Haunted Made Me Do It
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza IIII: The Alpha - The Omega
Thy Art Is Murder Hate
The newest deathcore gods prove that they can play lotz of the chugs, and do the double bass, and sound almost exactly like every other deathcore band you've ever hard. Innovation!
Tuck From Hell Thrashing
Two Door Cinema Club Beacon
U2 No Line on the Horizon
Vampire Weekend Contra
Vance Joy Dream Your Life Away
Wavves Wavvves
Wormed Planisphaerium
Xerath I

1.0 awful
Abiotic Symbiosis
Accept Eat the Heat
Accept Breaker
All That Remains A War You Cannot Win
Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck happened? And I even enjoy Overcome.
Blondie Parallel Lines
Body Count Body Count
Cephalotripsy Uterovaginal Insertion of Extirpated Anomalies
This is it, right here. Probably the single worst album I have had the misfortune to encounter.
Devourment Molesting the Decapitated
Dying Fetus Stop at Nothing
Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll
Fitz and the Tantrums Fitz and the Tantrums
Hacktivist Hacktivist
Jimmy Buffett Son of a Son of a Sailor
Lady Gaga Joanne
Metallica Load
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz
Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You
Rings of Saturn Embryonic Anomaly
Scar the Martyr Scar the Martyr

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