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5.0 classic
Akerstache Heritage (Of Love)
Big Big Train English Electric
Incredible album. Singer sounds like the love child of Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins. Uncle Jack is probably SOTY for me.
Comus First Utterance
David Bowie Hunky Dory
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Elliott Smith Roman Candle
Genesis The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
Mike Rutherford Acting Very Strange
Nickelback Feed the Machine
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Damnation
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Soundgarden Superunknown
Steve Hackett Voyage of the Acolyte

4.5 superb
Anglagard Viljans Oga
Ayreon The Human Equation
Billy Talent Billy Talent
Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool
4.5 on the first few listens. probably the greatest bald dude to ever live
David Bowie Blackstar
Deftones Koi No Yokan
We're the Hate Crew, we stand and we won't fall. We're all for none and none for all. Fuck you! We'll fight 'til
the last hit. And we sure as hell ain't taking no shit!
Genesis Genesis
Genesis Duke
Ghost (SWE) Meliora
In Flames The Jester Race
In Flames Whoracle
In Flames Clayman
Janelle Monae The ArchAndroid
Janelle Monae The Electric Lady
Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt
Jeff Buckley Grace
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Karnivool Sound Awake
Kayo Dot Coffins on Io
Lost Horizon A Flame To The Ground Beneath
Meshuggah The Violent Sleep of Reason
Moonsorrow Kivenkantaja
Nine Inch Nails Hesitation Marks
Novembre Ursa
Opeth Watershed
Palms Palms
Silverchair Diorama
Soundtrack (Disney) Tarzan
StarSystems StarSystems III
Goddamn this is some outrageously good stuff. My only con is the suck mixing of the drums, but everything else more than makes up for it.
The Faceless Akeldama
Troldhaugen Obzkure Anekdotez For Maniakal Massez
Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation
Wintersun Wintersun

4.0 excellent
Be'lakor Of Breath and Bone
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence
Born of Osiris The Discovery
Dead Letter Circus The Catalyst Fire
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Enter Shikari The Zone
Flea Helen Burns
Holy shit!! This is actually ridiculously sweet. Thought it would just be Flea slapping bass for a few hours after dropping tabs...but wow really digging this.
Foo Fighters Wasting Light
Ghost (SWE) Infestissumam
Hope For The Dying Dissimulation
In Mourning The Weight of Oceans
Irepress Sol Eye Sea I
Karnivool Asymmetry
Kesha Rainbow
Miles Away Endless Roads
Miley Cyrus Bangerz
no shit this is actually not terrible. pretty chill
Nas Life Is Good
Solid album. The last minute or so of 'A Queens Story' is so fucking dope.
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
Northlane Discoveries
Of Machines As If Everything Was Held In Place
Oh, Sleeper Children Of Fire
Opeth Heritage
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Paul Simon So Beautiful or So What
Polyenso One Big Particular Loop
Revocation Chaos of Forms
Scary Kids Scaring Kids Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Steel Panther Balls Out
Step in Fluid One Step Beyond
Still Remains Of Love and Lunacy
Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion
The first and last track are phenomenal. The tracks in between suffer the same disjointedness that was present in Heritage. But man that last track is one of the most soothing things I have heard in a long time.
Stray From the Path Make Your Own History
Sylosis Monolith
What's with the hate these guys get on here!?! Awesome album btw.
Tame Impala Lonerism
A bit underwhelming on the first few listens. Hopefully it's a grower.
Tenacious D Rize of the Fenix
Needs more flugogiggorigogi by Jack Black, but fucking awesome nevertheless.
The Chariot One Wing
Sick album! 'First' for song of the year.
The Flaming Lips With A Little Help From My Fwends
The Presets Pacifica
Thy Art Is Murder Infinite Death
Tides of Man Dreamhouse
Twelve Foot Ninja Silent Machine
Vektor Terminal Redux
Wintersun Time I

3.5 great
A Lot Like Birds Conversation Piece
Billy Talent Dead Silence
Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal
Children of Bodom Halo of Blood
Fuck me it's good to hear this band making good music again. Very reminiscent of their older stuff but retains rthe good parts of their newer albums. All Twisted has one of their most epic melodies since HB and FTR. rDefinitely their best since HCDR.
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
@MisterTornado best comment of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Greeley Estates No Rain, No Rainbow
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz
Parkway Drive Deep Blue
Being a huge fan of their previous stuff I have to admit I was a little disappointed with Deep Blue. Thats not to say its not good though. 'Wreckage', 'Pressures', 'Deliver Me' and 'Home Is For The Heartless' are exceptional songs and up there with KWAS and Horizons but the rest of the tracks just aren't up to par. Nevertheless it still kills everything else in the genre and if your a fan of PWD i definitely recommend checking it out.
Parkway Drive Atlas
Young Guns Bones

3.0 good
Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever
First three tracks are pretty awesome and really take you back to the HCDR and FTW days. Unfortunately the rest of the album is no where near as good. Still a massive step up from the mess that was Blooddrunk.
Deftones Gore
Ensiferum Unsung Heroes
Opeth Pale Communion
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Getaway
damn i was expecting this to be pretty disappointing but it's actually fairly decent.
The Devil Wears Prada Zombie
The Faceless Autotheism
Pretty average and disjointed. Not really a fan of the production either. Sax solo is boss though.

2.5 average
Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare
The last two tracks are awesome. It's a shame the rest of the album is pretty mediocre.
Children of Bodom Blooddrunk
The Word Alive Life Cycles
This band needs to make an album full of songs that sound like The Hounds Of Anubis.

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