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5.0 classic
AC/DC Highway To Hell
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Creedence Clearwater Revival Pendulum
Dark Tranquillity Damage Done
Death Symbolic
Goo Goo Dolls Live in Buffalo July 4th 2004
In Flames Whoracle
In Flames The Jester Race
Journey Escape
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Metallica Master of Puppets
Rise Against Revolutions per Minute
The Antlers Hospice
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead

4.5 superb
2Pac The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory
2Pac Me Against the World
AC/DC Back In Black
Anberlin Cities
At the Gates Purgatory Unleashed: Live At Wacken
At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours
Creedence Clearwater Revival Cosmo's Factory
Creedence Clearwater Revival Green River
Dark Tranquillity Trail of Life Decayed
Death Human
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Iron Maiden Brave New World
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Metallica ...And Justice for All
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
Rise Against The Sufferer & the Witness
SafetySuit Life Left To Go
Something Corporate Songs for Silent Movies
The Antlers Burst Apart
The Hush Sound So Sudden
The Smiths The Smiths
The Smiths Meat Is Murder

4.0 excellent
2Pac All Eyez on Me
Anberlin Never Take Friendship Personal
Anberlin Lost Songs
At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease
At the Gates With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness
Creedence Clearwater Revival Willy and the Poor Boys
Daft Punk Discovery
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
Dark Tranquillity Character
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Dropkick Murphys Going Out In Style
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
FM Static Dear Diary
Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
Go Radio Lucky Street
Go Radio Do Overs and Second Chances
Goo Goo Dolls Dizzy Up The Girl
Hopsin Raw
In Flames Colony
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
Jack's Mannequin Everything in Transit
Journey Frontiers
Journey Infinity
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Lucky Boys Confusion Commitment
Metallica Ride the Lightning
New Found Glory Coming Home
Relient K Deck the Halls, Bruise Your Hand
Rise Against The Unraveling
Snow Patrol Final Straw
Something Corporate North
Something Corporate Ready...Break
Something Corporate Played in Space: The Best of Something Corporate
The Antlers Undersea
The Hush Sound Goodbye Blues
The Hush Sound Like Vines
The Postal Service Give Up
The Smiths Strangeways, Here We Come
Yellowcard When You're Through Thinking, Say Yes
Yellowcard Ocean Avenue
Yellowcard Southern Air

3.5 great
311 311
Anberlin Dark Is the Way, Light Is a Place
Creedence Clearwater Revival Bayou Country
Crossfade We All Bleed
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery
Dropkick Murphys The Warrior's Code
Eminem Recovery
Finch Say Hello to Sunshine
FM Static My Brain Says Stop, But My Heart Says Go
Foo Fighters Wasting Light
Foo Fighters Five Songs and a Cover
Foo Fighters In Your Honor
From First to Last Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body Count
Go Radio Close the Distance
Goo Goo Dolls Something for the Rest of Us
Goo Goo Dolls A Boy Named Goo
Holiday Parade Tickets and Passports
Holiday Parade Two Cheers for Tuesday
Hopsin Funk Volume Mixtape: Haywire
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading
In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape
Jack's Mannequin People and Things
Led Zeppelin How the West Was Won
Lil B I'm Gay (I'm Happy)
Mayday Parade Valdosta
Mayday Parade Mayday Parade
New Found Glory Radiosurgery
Relient K Forget and Not Slow Down
Relient K Mmhmm
Remedy Drive Daylight Is Coming
Rise Against Appeal to Reason
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
Snow Patrol Eyes Open
Something Corporate Leaving Through The Window
Switchfoot Hello Hurricane
Yellowcard Paper Walls
Yellowcard When You're Through Thinking, Say Yes Acoustic

3.0 good
311 Grassroots
311 Music
Anberlin New Surrender
Bring Me The Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...
Busta Rhymes Genesis
Crossfade Crossfade
Disturbed Indestructible
Disturbed The Sickness
Eminem Curtain Call: The Hits
Goo Goo Dolls Let Love In
In Flames A Sense of Purpose
Jack's Mannequin The Glass Passenger
Lucky Boys Confusion Throwing the Game
Mayday Parade A Lesson In Romantics
Mayday Parade Anywhere But Here
Metallica Death Magnetic
New Found Glory Not Without a Fight
Relient K Let It Snow, Baby... Let It Reindeer
Rise Against Endgame
SafetySuit These Times
Slipknot Slipknot
Switchfoot The Beautiful Letdown
Venetian Snares My Downfall (Original Soundtrack)

2.5 average
Arcade Fire Funeral
Attack Attack! (US) This Means War
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Something for Nothing
Disturbed Asylum
Earl Sweatshirt EARL
Eminem Encore
Lil B God's Father
Lil Wayne Tha Carter
Lucky Boys Confusion Closing Arguments
Nelly 5.0
Nirvana Nevermind
Nirvana In Utero
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Snow Patrol Fallen Empires
Snow Patrol A Hundred Million Suns
Venetian Snares My So-Called Life

2.0 poor
AC/DC Black Ice
Arcade Fire The Suburbs
Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season
Crossfade Falling Away
Eminem Relapse
Jessie J Who You Are
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Korn Issues
Lil B Water Is D.M.G. Pt.1
Lil Wayne Tha Carter III
Metallica Reload
Metallica Load
Rick Ross Deeper Than Rap

1.5 very poor
Arcade Fire Neon Bible
Asking Alexandria Reckless and Relentless
Bring Me The Horizon Count Your Blessings
Chelsea Grin Desolation of Eden
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Cum On
Kanye West Graduation
Kanye West Late Registration
Korn Follow the Leader
Korn Korn III: Remember Who You Are
Lil B Black Flame
Lil Wayne Tha Carter IV
Lupe Fiasco Enemy Of The State: A Love Story
Mac Miller K.I.D.S.
Metallica St. Anger
Skrillex More Monsters and Sprites
Yellowcard Where We Stand

1.0 awful
Adele 21
Adele 19
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
I decided to pick up this album on a friend's suggestion.
The next day, I shattered it with a meat cleaver.
I first listened to their "best song" called The Final Episode [ Lets Change The Channel ], besides the title being completely unrelated to the song, the lyrics are horrid and repetitive. It begins with "OH MY GOD", which starts it off terribly. The ending was worse. Hearing "You need a doctor baby, you scared". for a full minute hurt my ears.
The guitar is extremely annoying. The drums sound the same throughout every song. The vocals are disgusting. I could barely understand what they were barking and screeching into the microphone. Their songs were only the second time I had to look at lyrics to even halfway understand what they were attempting to sing. At some points, it sound like the lead singer said " I want a brownie".
What was really funny, like I mentioned before, the titles have NO relation to the song whatever, showing that they have no creativity whatsoever.
For example:
Title: If You Can't Ride Two Horses At Once... You Should Get Out Of The Circus
Some lyrics:
So now this is over and the world falls upon me,
I never expected to be here alone.
The shadows are forming as we burst into flames.
Why does this end this way?
The lyrics are only about crying and how they were left alone, which is typical emo shit. Just a typical scene kid band with only half the shitty appearance. The lyrics make Black Veil Brides look like Billy Joel. The song titles make BrokenCYDE look like Daft Punk. The guitars make the average man look like Slash.
The album and the band suck.
Asking Alexandria The Irony of Your Perfection
Attack Attack! (US) Attack Attack!
Attack Attack! (US) Someday Came Suddenly
Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season Cut Up!
brokeNCYDE Guilty Pleasure
brokeNCYDE Will Never Die
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
Chelsea Grin Evolve
Chelsea Grin Chelsea Grin
Chelsea Grin My Damnation
Chris Brown F.A.M.E.
Chris Brown Graffiti
Chris Brown Exclusive
Emmure Felony
Emmure Slave to the Game
Emmure The Respect Issue
Emmure Speaker of the Dead
Korn The Path of Totality
Lil B Red Flame
Lil B Trapped In Basedworld
Lil B Green Flame
Lil Wayne I Am Not a Human Being
Lil Wayne Rebirth
Lupe Fiasco Lasers
Mac Miller Best Day Ever
Mac Miller Macadelic
Rick Ross Teflon Don
Skrillex Bangarang
Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
Skrillex My Name Is Skrillex
Spermswamp Extreme Cream
Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
Tyler, the Creator Goblin
Tyler, the Creator Bastard
Venetian Snares Nymphomatriarch
Yellowcard Midget Tossing

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