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Sort by: Rating | Release Date | Rating Date | Name1.0 awfulCircle Takes the Square As the Roots UndoI am the L0RD thy G0D. 1. "Thou shalt have no other bands before 0peth." 2. "Thou shalt not make onto thy CD a graven, piss-coloured image of some sh1tty-looking bird tugging at the r00tz (or on my H0ly c0ck)." 3. "Thou shalt not take the name of the L0RD thy G0D in vain by wr1ting some meaningless sh1t about 'The faithful say its beautiful,/its god's will, but the fool knows what the prophets have seen,/no salvation's impending./The faithful say its beautiful,/its god's will, let the flood swell/and the bodies that break we'll just float down the river.'" 4. "H0nour Black Sabbath; also, listen to H0ly D1ver." 5. "Honour thy father and thy mother: do not throw his favourite novel on top of the pile, in the self-conscious first light shaking the memory of his smile, igniting these volumes, igniting these volumes, being warmed by the flames or some such sh1t." 6. "Thou shalt not KILL." 7. "Thou shalt not write adulterously G0Dawful music." 8. "Thou shalt not steal lines from paintings by G0ya." 9. "Thou shalt not use false means to conceal thy sh1tness." 10. "Thou shalt not be a good n31ghb0ur to her -- I'll send you a love letter, straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to h3ll, fucker!" In L1ght of these and other atr0cities thou hast committed against my H0ly Name, I cast thee into the f13ry pit of H3LL, where thou shalt roast eternally.
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