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Average Rating: 3.80
Rating Variance: 0.58
Objectivity Score: 66%
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5.0 classic
AFI The Art of Drowning
Arsonists Get All the Girls Portals
Dance Gavin Dance Whatever I Say Is Royal Ocean
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
See You Next Tuesday Intervals
The Thirty Years War Martyrs Among the Casualties

4.5 superb
Alesana On Frail Wings of Vanity and Wax
An Albatross The An Albatross Family Album
Funeral Diner ...Is Dead
Loma Prieta Life/Less
Me and Him Call It Us The (C:) Drive Of Love Stories
Stars of the Lid The Tired Sounds of Stars of the Lid
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Mongrel

4.0 excellent
AFI Sing the Sorrow
AFI Black Sails in the Sunset
Alesana Try This With Your Eyes Closed
Alesana Where Myth Fades to Legend
An Albatross We Are The Lazer Viking
Baths Cerulean
Bubblegum Octopus The Album Formerly Known As
Bubblegum Octopus Bad Happy
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness
Disfiguring the Goddess Circle of Nine
I Shot the Sheriff I Shot the Sheriff
I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism... iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyouryearbook
Monomate Grand Battle
See You Next Tuesday Parasite
Stars of the Lid And Their Refinement Of The Decline
The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Nuclear. Sad. Nuclear.
The Thirty Years War Live At The Paradox
Thy Art Is Murder Infinite Death

3.5 great
Bring Me The Horizon Count Your Blessings
Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season
Bring Me The Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...
Casiotone For The Painfully Alone Etiquette
Cutting Pink With Knives Populuxxe
Dr. Acula Below Me
Dr. Acula The Social Event of the Century
Dr. Acula Slander
Explosions in the Sky The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place
I Hate Myself 4 Songs
I Hate Myself 10 Songs
I Set My Friends On Fire You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
Japandroids Post-Nothing
Me and Him Call It Us Loss
Rolo Tomassi Hysterics
Rolo Tomassi Cosmology
The Fall of Troy Phantom on the Horizon

3.0 good
Alesana The Emptiness
Bring Me The Horizon This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For
Disfiguring the Goddess Disfiguring the Goddess
Rolo Tomassi Rolo Tomassi
The Devil Wears Prada Plagues

2.5 average
The Devil Wears Prada With Roots Above and Branches Below

1.5 very poor
Attack Attack! Attack Attack!
A breakdown every few seconds? Check. Programmed micorkorg driven dance sequences? Check. Regressing as a band every release? Check, check, check.


Giving a track my track account of this release would be pointless. It's the same process: breakdown, dance, repeat. There was virtually no change from the first release (Someday Came Suddenly) in which at the very least held a few catchy lines. Even through multiple line-up changes the only thing new at all about Attack Attack! is the shift from Drop C to the ever-loved Drop B. If there was anything else "new" to this cd that I missed, it was drowned out by the mundane chug-chugging and autotuning for Christ fest.

However, there was one thing that caught my attention: the introduction to Smokahontas is, at its best, cute. The trance/dubstep-shift-into-breakdown was entertaining in all honesty. But that's all. That is the highlight of the entire cd. The singing is sub-par even without considering the autotune. The screaming is definitely some of the most cookie-cutter I've heard in a while.

If you enjoy chugs, autotunecore, and xbreakdownzx, this is your cup of tea. Stay the **** away from me.

Things to Enjoy:
-The first 12 seconds of "Smokahontas".

Things That Suck:
-Anything on the cd other than the first 12 seconds of "Smokahontas".
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