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5.0 classic
Boards of Canada Geogaddi
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
Crass Penis Envy

A timeless punk classic that also manages to be as relevant and scathing a social document as Swift's "Modest Proposal". As the world becomes increasingly commercialized and adopts more pornographic sensibilities into the mainstream, the kind of message you hear on 'Penis Envy' becomes even more important as a single dissenting voice among the completely homogenized farcical mass media. A song like 'Systematic Death' is just a perfect microcosm of punk sensibilities and counter-culture attitudes, and Eve's fevered pitch and incomparable edge turn it into a black-hearted anthem of disgust. 'Smother Love' is so quick you might miss it (besides the wonderful bouncing bass), but its a blast of relationship reality from a 'dangerous' viewpoint that you won't find anywhere else. 'Where Next Columbus' is meat of the album; a hyper-literate trip down the nature of self discovery, blatantly incriminating the listener as a vacuous mass for even having the nerve to listen and think and take. The voices you hear on 'Penis Envy' are the voices the system does not want you to hear! It's not hyperbole or paranoia; the messages are so subversive and introspective that they shatter right through the carefully constructed clutter of our roles and touch somewhere deep, if you're willing to let them. This is an especially important album for young women; when 'feminist' has become a label for a singer-songwriter lamenting her lost man, it is absolutely necessary to return to a feminist work that is smart, powerful, fully-formed, and most of all ANGRY! PS. The bass on this album is just incredible. Some of the most inventive and unexpected rhythm playing that comes to mind in the entire genre. Because of this, the album is amazing to just crank up and rock out to, definitely a surprise considering the content. You just wait and see how long it takes before you're humming 'Systematic Death' wherever you go...
Meat Puppets Meat Puppets II
Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Pavement Slanted and Enchanted
Radiohead Kid A
Slint Spiderland
Slowdive Souvlaki
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I

4.5 superb
Blonde Redhead 23
Bob Dylan Blonde on Blonde
Built to Spill Perfect from Now On
Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Meat Puppets Up on the Sun
Mercury Rev Yerself Is Steam
Mercury Rev Boces
Minutemen Paranoid Time
Pavement Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
Sebadoh III
Sebadoh Bubble and Scrape
Slowdive Pygmalion
The Afghan Whigs 1965
The Clash The Clash (US version)

4.0 excellent
Air Moon Safari
Beck Odelay
Beck Midnite Vultures
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks
Built to Spill Keep It Like a Secret
Cocteau Twins Treasure
David Bowie Low
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Elliott Smith XO
Galaxie 500 Today
Galaxie 500 On Fire
Husker Du New Day Rising
Husker Du Zen Arcade
Minutemen What Makes a Man Start Fires?
Minutemen Buzz or Howl Under the Influence of Heat
Minutemen 3-Way Tie (For Last)
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
My Bloody Valentine Isn't Anything
Nirvana Nevermind
Pavement Wowee Zowee
Radiohead OK Computer
Radiohead Amnesiac
Radiohead In Rainbows
Royal Trux Thank You
Royal Trux Accelerator
Slint Slint
Sonic Youth Evol
Sonic Youth Goo
The Afghan Whigs Congregation
The Afghan Whigs Gentlemen
The Beatles Revolver
The Cars The Cars
The Clash Sandinista!
The Clash London Calling
The Dismemberment Plan Change
The Pipettes We Are The Pipettes
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead

3.5 great
Air Talkie Walkie
Air Miami Me, Me, Me
Arcade Fire Funeral
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Beck Mellow Gold
Beck Mutations
Blonde Redhead Blonde Redhead
Blonde Redhead La Mia Vita Violenta
Bob Dylan The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan Bringing It All Back Home
Built to Spill There's Nothing Wrong with Love
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
David Bowie Aladdin Sane
Dead Kennedys Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death
Elliott Smith Elliott Smith
Elliott Smith Figure 8
Galaxie 500 This is Our Music
Minutemen The Punch Line
Minutemen Project: Mersh
Nirvana In Utero
Nirvana Bleach
Radiohead The Bends
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles The Beatles
The Clash Combat Rock

3.0 good
Air Pocket Symphony
At the Drive-In Vaya
Boards of Canada The Campfire Headphase
Built to Spill Ancient Melodies of the Future
Built to Spill There Is No Enemy
David Bowie Hunky Dory
Elliott Smith Roman Candle
Elliott Smith From a Basement on the Hill
Husker Du Flip Your Wig
Modest Mouse This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
Modest Mouse Baron von Bullshit Rides Again
Pavement Brighten the Corners
Pavement Terror Twilight
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Sonic Youth Sister
The Beatles Help!
The Beatles Yellow Submarine
The Beatles Let It Be
The Dismemberment Plan The Dismemberment Plan Is Terrified
The Smiths Meat Is Murder

2.5 average
Arcade Fire Neon Bible
Beck The Information
Beck Guero
Built to Spill You in Reverse
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News
The Clash Give 'Em Enough Rope

2.0 poor
Modest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
Radiohead Pablo Honey
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