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5.0 classic
Arvo Part Alina
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Heaviest. Album. Fucking. EVER. Thou shalt not discuss this premise.
Enslaved Vertebrae
Gorgoroth A Sorcery Written in Blood
Immortal At the Heart of Winter
Jean Sibelius Symphony No. 5 in E♭ major, Op. 82
Joanna Newsom Ys
Johann Sebastian Bach Cello Suite No. 1 in G major, BWV 1007
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Natural Snow Buildings The Dance of the Moon and the Sun
The Tallest Man on Earth Sometimes The Blues Is Just A Passing Bird

4.5 superb
Agalloch The Mantle
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark
Beherit Drawing Down the Moon
Black Sabbath Paranoid
This album is perfection. The riffs, the solos, the lyrics, the vocals, the rhythm section. Heavy metals birth was also its crowning achievement.
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Burzum Hvis lyset tar oss
Burzum Filosofem
Burzum Burzum
Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Converge You Fail Me
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon
Death Symbolic
Deep Purple Made in Japan
Earth The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull
Earth Angels of Darkness, Demons of Light I
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Henryk Gorecki Symphony No. 3, Op. 36
Immortal Pure Holocaust
In Solitude The World. The Flesh. The Devil
Inquisition Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Mystical...
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Jean Sibelius Symphony No. 6 in D minor, Op. 104
Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick
Johann Sebastian Bach The Well-Tempered Clavier I BWV 846-869
Josh T. Pearson Last of the Country Gentlemen
Kashiwa Daisuke Program Music I
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye
Kayo Dot Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tongue
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley
Really this album would be completely and absolutely flawless if it weren't for "Lick Doo". That shit doesn't kill the mood, it violently slaughters it and then takes a few dumps on its deformed face while jacking off. Whose fucking idea was that?
Laura Stevenson Sit Resist
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Leonard Cohen Songs of Leonard Cohen
Locrian The Clearing
Master's Hammer Ritual
maudlin of the Well Bath
Mercyful Fate Melissa
Metallica Master of Puppets
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Miles Davis In a Silent Way
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
My Bloody Valentine You Made Me Realise
Neil Young After the Gold Rush
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Opeth Watershed
Sortilegia Pestilent Black Sorcery
Stars of the Lid And Their Refinement Of The Decline
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Von Satanic Blood (demo)
Witch Mountain South Of Salem
Wolves in the Throne Room Diadem of 12 Stars

4.0 excellent
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit
Altar of Plagues Mammal
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II
Ash Borer Ash Borer
Autopsy Severed Survival
Autopsy Mental Funeral
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Bathory Hammerheart
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Blut Aus Nord 777 - The Desanctification
Boards of Canada The Campfire Headphase
Boards of Canada Geogaddi
Bonnie 'Prince' Billy I See a Darkness
Brian Eno Ambient 1: Music For Airports
Brian Eno Apollo: Atmospheres & Soundtracks
Burning Witch Crippled Lucifer
Burzum Det som engang var
Burzum Umskiptar
Uhh, holy shit, I never thought I'd say this but, this is actually really good. He's finally found a new sound that is actually kind of awesome.
Candlemass Ancient Dreams
Celtic Frost Morbid Tales
Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um
Comus First Utterance
Converge Jane Doe
Converge No Heroes
Converge Axe to Fall
Cormorant Dwellings
Corrupted Garten Der Unbewusstheit
Crippled Black Phoenix A Love of Shared Disasters
Crippled Black Phoenix 200 Tons of Bad Luck
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
Darkthrone Circle the Wagons
Death Scream Bloody Gore
Death Leprosy
Death Human
Death SS ... In Death Of Steve Sylvester
DJ Shadow Endtroducing...
Earth Pentastar: In The Style Of Demons
Earth Hibernaculum
Earth Phase 3: Thrones and Dominions
Electric Wizard Come My Fanatics...
Electric Wizard Witchcult Today
Emperor Emperor
Emperor Wrath of the Tyrant
Enslaved Frost
Enslaved Isa
Enslaved Hordanes Land
Enslaved Yggdrasil
Explosions in the Sky All of a Sudden, I Miss Everyone
Flying Saucer Attack Further
Flying Saucer Attack Flying Saucer Attack
Goblin Suspiria
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Grouper Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill
Hella Hold Your Horse Is
Hella The Devil Isn't Red
Horseback The Invisible Mountain
Indian Guiltless
Inquisition Magnificent Glorification of Lucifer
Iron And Wine The Shepherd's Dog
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
Isis Panopticon
Isis In the Absence of Truth
Japandroids Post-Nothing
Jean Sibelius Symphony No. 7 in C major, Op. 105
Jeff Buckley Grace
Jesu Silver
Jesu Heart Ache
Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G major, BWV 1049
Joseph Haydn Symphony No. 85 in B-flat Major
Joy Division Closer
Julianna Barwick The Magic Place
Klaus Schulze Irrlicht
Kyuss Blues for the Red Sun
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Marduk Fuck Me Jesus
Mastodon Leviathan
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Mayhem Deathcrush
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath
Mercyful Fate Mercyful Fate
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice
Misfits Walk Among Us
Mogwai Come On Die Young
Mogwai Young Team
Mono You Are There
Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick
Mournful Congregation The Monad of Creation
Mournful Congregation The Book of Kings
Mutilation Rites Demo 2011
Nadja Radiance of Shadows
Neil Young Harvest
Nicholas Szczepanik Please Stop Loving Me
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds The Boatman's Call
Oneohtrix Point Never Replica
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Morningrise
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth Damnation
Opeth The Roundhouse Tapes
Ralph Vaughan Williams Fantasia on "Greensleeves"
Reverend Bizarre III: So Long Suckers
Rudimentary Peni Catastrophe
Satyricon The Forest Is My Throne
Shub-Niggurath Les morts von vite
Slayer Hell Awaits
Sleep Dopesmoker
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain
Stars of the Lid The Tired Sounds of Stars of the Lid
Storm Nordavind
Suis La Lune Quiet, Pull the Strings!
Tangerine Dream Phaedra
Tangerine Dream Rubycon
The Dave Brubeck Quartet Time Out
The Promise Ring Nothing Feels Good
The Psychic Paramount II
The Roots Phrenology
The Roots Things Fall Apart
Thorns Thorns
Tim Hecker Ravedeath, 1972
Tom Waits Rain Dogs
Tom Waits Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers and Bastards
Never has another album come close to equalling the compelling melancholic atmosphere Waits achieves on this masterwork, specifically the Bawlers disc, which is worth it all just by itself.
Tom Waits Small Change
Tombs Path of Totality
Treblinka Crawling In Vomits
Tulus Pure Black Energy
Wishbone Ash Argus
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Requiem in D minor, K. 626
Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters
Worship Last Tape Before Doomsday
Yes Close to the Edge
YOB Atma

3.5 great
Adamkosky In Your Eye
Against Me! As the Eternal Cowboy
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Ataxia Automatic Writing
Bauhaus 1979 - 1983
Beherit Electric Doom Synthesis
Bigwig Reclamation
Bjork Greatest Hits
Black Breath Heavy Breathing
Black Moth Super Rainbow Dandelion Gum
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
Black Sabbath Sabotage
Blut Aus Nord 777 - Sect(s)
Bob Dylan MTV Unplugged
Bosse-de-Nage II
Carl Orff Carmina Burana
Cave In Perfect Pitch Black
Cave In Jupiter
Charles Mingus Blues & Roots
Circle Jerks Group Sex
Comets on Fire Blue Cathedral
Comets on Fire Avatar
D.R.I. Thrash Zone
Dark Castle Spirited Migration
Darkthrone The Cult Is Alive
Darkthrone Panzerfaust
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Diamanda Galas You Must Be Certain of the Devil
Disma Towards the Megalith
Earth Hex: Or Printing In the Infernal Method
Einsturzende Neubauten Kollaps
Electric Wizard Let Us Prey
Electric Wizard We Live
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Brain Salad Surgery
Eructation 1992 Demo
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
Every time I listen to this I am absolutely perplexed. It's so simple yet there's so something so inmensely deep about the construction of the songs, the dynamics, it's beyond simply beautiful, it's an entirely cathartic experience.
Florence and the Machine Lungs
Fugazi 13 Songs
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O.
Gorgoroth Pentagram
Gorgoroth Antichrist
Grouper A I A
Hella Homeboy/Concentration Face
Herbie Hancock Maiden Voyage
Heroes del Silencio Senderos de Traicion
Heroes del Silencio Avalancha
Husker Du New Day Rising
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness
Inquisition Into The Infernal Regions Of The Ancient
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
Isis Celestial
Isis Wavering Radiant
James Blake James Blake
Jesu Conqueror
Joanna Newsom Have One on Me
Kashiwa Daisuke 88
Kwoon Tales And Dreams
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin Presence
Lustmord Heresy
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Miles Davis Birth of the Cool
Miles Davis Collector's Items
Mogwai Mr. Beast
Mono Hymn to the Immortal Wind
Morbid Angel Covenant
Morbid Angel Domination
Mortuary Drape All the Witches Dance
Mortuary Drape Tolling 13 Knell
Mutemath Mutemath
My Bloody Valentine Isn't Anything
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love
Nachtmystium Addicts: Black Meddle Pt. 2
Nadja Corrasion
Natural Snow Buildings Waves of the Random Sea
Negative Plane Stained Glass Revelations
Neil Young Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Henry's Dream
Nile In Their Darkened Shrines
Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest
Opeth Orchid
Opeth Deliverance
Opeth Lamentations
Pelican What We All Come to Need
Queen A Night at the Opera
Rancid ...And Out Come the Wolves
Sarcofago I.N.R.I.
Satyricon The Shadowthrone
Sigh Scenes from Hell
Sodom Obsessed by Cruelty (US Version)
Sodom In the Sign of Evil
Sunn O))) White2
Tabula Rasa (USA - PA) People
Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends
The Atlas Moth An Ache for the Distance
The Famous Boating Party Silvery Branches
The KLF Chill Out
The Roots Illadelph Halflife
Thergothon Stream From The Heavens
Tom Waits Closing Time
Tom Waits Big Time
Tormentor Seventh Day Of Doom
Ulcerate The Destroyers of All
Ulver Kveldssanger
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
Venom Black Metal
Venom Welcome to Hell
Venom At War with Satan
Wolf Legions of Bastards
Wolves in the Throne Room Black Cascade
Wolves in the Throne Room Celestial Lineage

3.0 good
Abscess Dawn of Inhumanity
Autechre Confield
Bathory The Return of the Darkness and Evil
Bathory Twilight of the Gods
Bathory Blood on Ice
Bathory Nordland I
Bill Orcutt How The Thing Sings
Burzum Belus
Cathedral Soul Sacrifice
Cave In Antenna
Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium
Choking Victim No Gods, No Managers
Darkthrone Soulside Journey
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Destroyer Kaputt
Diamanda Galas with John Paul Jones The Sporting Life
DJ Shadow The Private Press
Earth Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version
Einsturzende Neubauten Zeichnungen des Patienten O.T.
Electric Wizard Electric Wizard
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Glorior Belli The Great Southern Darkness
Heroes del Silencio El Espiritu del Vino
Immortal Battles in the North
Immortal Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism
Iron Age The Sleeping Eye
Iron Maiden Killers
Iron Maiden Brave New World
Isis Oceanic
Jane's Addiction Nothing's Shocking
Jesu Lifeline EP
Jesu Heart Ache/Dethroned
Joanna Newsom The Milk-Eyed Mender
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
Marduk Heaven Shall Burn... When We Are Gathered
Mastodon Remission
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Mayhem Live in Leipzig
MGMT Oracular Spectacular
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
Miles Davis Get Up with It
Morbid Angel Formulas Fatal to the Flesh
Natural Snow Buildings Chants of Niflheim
Nile Amongst the Catacombs of Nephren-Ka
Old Funeral Devoured Carcass
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Sarcofago Crush, Kill, Destroy
Satyricon Nemesis Divina
Satyricon Rebel Extravaganza
Satyricon Dark Medieval Times
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Clash London Calling
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
Tom Waits Bone Machine
Ulver Wars of the Roses

2.5 average
Bad Religion Generator
Bathory Bathory
Bathory Destroyer of Worlds
Burzum Fallen
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
Death Spiritual Healing
Enslaved Vikingligr Veldi
Fang Island Fang Island
Gorgoroth Incipit Satan
Immortal Blizzard Beasts
Jethro Tull Aqualung
Less Than Jake Losing Streak
Mastodon The Hunter
Metallica Metallica
Miles Davis On the Corner
Morbid Angel Gateways to Annihilation
Morbid Angel Heretic
Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Satyricon Now, Diabolical
Satyricon The Age Of Nero
SubRosa No Help for the Mighty Ones
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound
United Nations Never Mind the Bombings, Here's Your Six Figures
Yes Relayer

2.0 poor
Abruptum Casus Luciferi
AFI Sing the Sorrow
Autopsy Shitfun
Bathory Requiem
Beherit The Oath Of Black Blood
Black Sabbath Forbidden
Burzum Hlidskjalf
Celtic Frost Monotheist
Down Down III: Over the Under
Gorgoroth Twilight of the Idols
Gorgoroth Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam
Hot Water Music A Flight and a Crash
Immortal Damned In Black
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
Jawbreaker 24 Hour Revenge Therapy
Kayo Dot Blue Lambency Downward
Marduk Panzer Division Marduk
Marduk Plague Angel
Mayhem Pure Fucking Armageddon
Metallica Death Magnetic
Mogwai The Hawk Is Howling
Mogwai Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will
My Bloody Valentine Geek!
Nile Annihilation of the Wicked
Satyricon Volcano
Sunn O))) Black One
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Mongrel
Venom Possessed
Venom Calm Before the Storm
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Symphony No. 40 in G minor, K. 550

1.5 very poor
Black Sabbath Born Again
Black Sabbath Cross Purposes
Burzum Daudi Baldrs
Celtic Frost Vanity/Nemesis
Conor Oberst Outer South
Deep Purple Universal Masters Collection
Gorgoroth Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt
Iron Maiden Dance of Death
Iron Maiden The X Factor
Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
Jethro Tull A Passion Play
Marduk World Funeral
Mayhem Dawn Of The Black Hearts
Metallica St. Anger
Metallica Load
Michel Cusson Cavalia
My Bloody Valentine This Is Your Bloody Valentine
My Bloody Valentine Sunny Sundae Smile
My Bloody Valentine The New Record By My Bloody Valentine
Rancid Indestructible
Venom Hell
Yes Tales from Topographic Oceans

1.0 awful
Bathory Octagon
Black Sabbath Seventh Star
Celtic Frost Cold Lake
Iron Maiden Virtual XI
Kesha Animal
Metallica Reload
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
Venom Metal Black
Yes 90125

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