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5.0 classic
A Tribe Called Quest The Low End Theory
A Tribe Called Quest Midnight Marauders
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
Alice in Chains Dirt
Avial Avial
Bang Camaro Bang Camaro
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool
Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
Chimp Spanner All Roads Lead Here
Cynic Focus
Cynic Traced in Air
De La Soul De La Soul Is Dead
Death (USA-MI) ...For the Whole World to See
Def Leppard Pyromania
Destrage Are You Kidding Me? No.
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Devin Townsend Empath
Digable Planets Reachin' (A New Refutation of Time and Space)
Dream Theater Images and Words
Echo Tail Beauty in Denial
Etched In Red Dylate
Fleetwood Mac Rumours
Four Stroke Baron Planet Silver Screen
Fu Manchu California Crossing
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
Gunship Gunship
He Is Legend White Bat
Jamiroquai Travelling Without Moving
Jason Becker Triumphant Hearts
John Coltrane A Love Supreme
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny
Karnivool Sound Awake
King's X Gretchen Goes to Nebraska
King's X King's X
King's X Dogman
Mad Season Above
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Model Decoy Model Decoy
Moon Tooth Crux
Nas Illmatic
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Ninja Sex Party Cool Patrol
No Doubt Tragic Kingdom
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Propagandhi Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Rush Moving Pictures
Rush Permanent Waves
Rush Hemispheres
Savatage Gutter Ballet
Skyharbor Blinding White Noise: Illusion & Chaos
Skyharbor Guiding Lights
Soundgarden Superunknown
Steel Panther All You Can Eat
Strung Out Twisted By Design
Sturgill Simpson Sound and Fury
The Darkness Permission to Land
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
Tool Lateralus
Twelve Foot Ninja Silent Machine
Van Halen Van Halen
Van Halen 1984
VOLA Applause of a Distant Crowd
Warren of Ohms The Wolf and The Fox
Wilton & Akerstache Storm Corrosion (Of Love & Emotion)
X Japan Art of Life

4.5 superb
As Dark As You As Dark As You
Moon Tooth Violent Grief: Acoustic Selections

4.0 excellent
24-7 Spyz The Soundtrack To The Innermost Galaxy
A Perfect Circle Thirteenth Step
A Perfect Circle Mer de Noms
A Wilhelm Scream Mute Print
A Wilhelm Scream Ruiner
A Wilhelm Scream Benefits of Thinking Out Loud
A Wilhelm Scream Partycrasher
Agam The Inner Self Awakens
Alice in Chains Facelift
Alice in Chains Black Gives Way to Blue
Alter Bridge Fortress
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
Ashes Divide Keep Telling Myself It's Alright
Azusa Heavy Yoke
Bat For Lashes Lost Girls
Between the Buried and Me Coma Ecliptic
Between the Buried and Me Automata II
Between the Buried and Me Colors II
Biffy Clyro Puzzle
Big Wreck Ghosts
Blind Melon Soup
Boston Boston
Buckingham Nicks Buckingham Nicks
Chimp Spanner At the Dream's Edge
Chromeo White Women
Cloudkicker Unending
Colossal Figures Clockwork Dilation
Soundoff for now, maybe a review later. I'm wavering between giving this a 3 and a 4. It's not highly original, and the riffs are pretty damn same-y after a while, but the vocals, drums and lead guitar bits are killer.
Corelia Nostalgia
Corelia New Wilderness
D'Angelo Voodoo
D/A/D The Construct
David Maxim Micic Bilo 3.0
De La Soul 3 Feet High and Rising
De La Soul and the Anonymous Nobody...
Def Leppard Hysteria
Delusion Twin A Damaged Machine
Destiny Potato Lun
Destrage The King Is Fat'n'Old
Digable Planets Blowout Comb
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
Dream Theater A Change of Seasons
Dream Theater Awake
Dream Theater Distance Over Time
DZ Deathrays Positive Rising: Part 2
Elephant Watchtower The Church Is At Fault
Esperanza Spalding Radio Music Society
Esperanza Spalding Emily's D+Evolution
Exemption Public Cemetery Party
Extol Extol
Extreme Extreme II: Pornograffitti
Extreme III Sides to Every Story
Faith No More Angel Dust
Faith No More The Real Thing
Fishbone Truth and Soul
Four Stroke Baron King Radio
Four Stroke Baron Four Stroke Baron EP
Freak Kitchen Spanking Hour
Ghost (SWE) Infestissumam
Goddess Gagged Resurfaces
Gojira Magma
Guns N' Roses G N' R Lies
Gunship Dark All Day
Haken Vector
Harrison Lipton Loveliness
Indus Creed Evolve
Iridium The Firethorn Sessions
Jamiroquai A Funk Odyssey
Jamiroquai The Return of the Space Cowboy
Jerry Cantrell Degradation Trip
Jerry Cantrell Boggy Depot
Jerry Cantrell Degradation Trip Volumes 1 & 2
Karnivool Asymmetry
King's X Out of the Silent Planet
King's X Faith, Hope, Love
King's X Tape Head
Lines In the Sky Beacon
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Living Colour Collideoscope
Loathe I Let It In And It Took Everything
Marvin Gaye What's Going On
Marvin Gaye Let's Get It On
Mastodon Hushed and Grim
Meolestis Equivocation
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
Moon Tooth FREAKS
Moon Tooth Chromaparagon
Moon Tooth Phototroph
Their most consistent album yet, but I don't think it quite touches the same heights as Crux or Chromaparagon.
Motherjane Maktub
Motherjane III
Motley Crue Shout at the Devil
Mr. Big Lean Into It
Nightmare Puppy Nara Nara Voltsong For Shower
Oceansize Everyone Into Position
Old Gods Defied Demo 2018
Opeth Damnation
Opeth Watershed
Our Oceans Our Oceans
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
Periphery Periphery IV: Hail Stan
Pineapple Express Uplift
Portal (Cynic) Portal
Press to Meco Transmute
Propagandhi Victory Lap
Rishloo Eidolon
Rush 2112
Rush Vapor Trails
Rush Clockwork Angels
Saigon Kick The Lizard
Saigon Kick Saigon Kick
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe
Senshi Senshi No Seishin
Shattered Skies The World We Used to Know
Shattered Skies Muted Neon
Skid Row Slave to the Grind
Solar Soma So Much For Style
Solitude Aeturnus Beyond the Crimson Horizon
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger
Strung Out Blackhawks Over Los Angeles
Strung Out Transmission.Alpha.Delta
Strung Out Songs Of Armor And Devotion
Sum 41 Order In Decline
T. Rex Electric Warrior
Teenage Wrist Earth Is A Black Hole
Telethon Swim Out Past The Breakers
Tenpenny Joke Ambush On All Sides
TesseracT One
TesseracT Altered State
The Algorithm Polymorphic Code
The Bins Happiness Complete
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution
The Roots The Tipping Point
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins Gish
The Smashing Pumpkins Oceania
The Wildhearts Earth vs. The Wildhearts
The Wildhearts P.H.U.Q.
The Wildhearts The Wildhearts Must Be Destroyed
The Wildhearts Renaissance Men
Tool ├ćnima
Tool Fear Inoculum
Toothgrinder Phantom Amour
Turnstile Glow On
Twelve Foot Ninja Outlier
Twelve Foot Ninja Vengeance
This is definitely a more serious album than the others with the band choosing to write about real life stuff rather than ninjas, but the songwriting is good enough that it works out for them. There isn't anything as good as One Hand Killing or Oxygen, but it's an overall more engaging album than Outlier and Tangled is a heartwrencher.
Van Halen Van Halen II
VOLA Inmazes
Warren of Ohms Untitled
Washed Out Life of Leisure
Washed Out Paracosm
Weezer Van Weezer
Winger Winger
Zenguin Kensho
Zeta (UK) Zeta

3.5 great
Brass Against Brass Against EP
Butch Walker American Love Story
Higher Power 27 Miles Underwater

3.0 good
3rd Secret 3rd Secret
A Perfect Circle Eat the Elephant
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains
Alice in Chains The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here
Alice in Chains Rainier Fog
Black Satellite Endless
Candlebox Candlebox
Carpenter Brut Leather Teeth
Copeland Blushing
Danger Danger Danger Danger
David Maxim Micic EGO
Def Leppard Euphoria
Descend The Deviant
Destrage Urban Being
Destrage A Means to No End
Destrage The Chosen One
Esperanza Spalding 12 Little Spells
Extreme Extreme
Four Seconds Ago The Vacancy
Freak Kitchen Freak Kitchen
Galactic Cowboys Space In Your Face
Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy
Heretic (IND) Words to Epilogues
Hey Charlie Young and Lonesome
Hum Inlet
Jamiroquai Emergency on Planet Earth
Jinjer Wallflowers
Junkyard Groove 11:11 [bootleg]
Karnivool Themata
King's X Ear Candy
Kraken. (IND) Lush
Linkin Park Meteora
Mammoth WVH Mammoth WVH
Mother Love Bone Mother Love Bone
Motherjane Insane Biography
Periphery Periphery III: Select Difficulty
Queensryche The Warning
Radiohead OK Computer
Radiohead In Rainbows
Raiju Non Sequitur
Skyharbor Sunshine Dust
Sordid Pink Sordid Pink
Soundgarden Down on the Upside
Soundgarden Ultramega OK
Soundgarden Louder Than Love
Soundgarden King Animal
Soundtrack (Film) Last Action Hero [Original Soundtrack]
SYQEM Reflections Of Elephants
Tenacious D Rize of the Fenix
The music is better (mostly), but lyrically not quite as funny as expected. The whimsical epic-ness is missing.
The Algorithm Compiler Optimization Techniques
The Contortionist Our Bones
The Haarp Machine Disclosure
The Wildhearts 21st Century Love Songs
Them Clones love.hate.heroes
Tool Undertow
Tool 10,000 Days
Van Halen For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
Van Halen OU812
Van Halen A Different Kind of Truth
VOLA Witness
Washed Out Within and Without

2.0 poor
A Perfect Circle eMOTIVe
Asking Alexandria From Death to Destiny
Biffy Clyro Only Revolutions
Creed Weathered
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us
Daughters You Won't Get What You Want
Dream Theater Falling into Infinity
Dream Theater When Dream and Day Unite
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
Grey Shack Step Outside
Halestorm Vicious
Hollywood Undead Swan Songs
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Iwrestledabearonce Ruining It for Everybody
Laura Stevenson The Big Freeze
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Linkin Park Living Things
Menage A Un Anthems for Friendzoned Satanists
Paramore Paramore
Pierce the Veil Collide with the Sky
Prophets of Rage The Party's Over
Rad Horror Anti Teenage Sensation - Part 1
Radiohead Kid A
Sleaford Mods Eton Alive
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina/The Machines of God
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina II/The Friends & Enemies of Modern Music

1.5 very poor
Wolves in the Throne Room Primordial Arcana

1.0 awful
Ad Nauseam Imperative Imperceptible Impulse
Attila Villain
Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds
Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine
Cara Neir Part III / Part IV
CMAT If My Wife New I'd Be Dead
Demi Lovato Demi
Geoff Tate Kings & Thieves
Greta Van Fleet Anthem of the Peaceful Army
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Dubstep
JD and The Straight Shot The Great Divide
JD and The Straight Shot Good Luck and Good Night
JD and The Straight Shot Ballyhoo!
JD and The Straight Shot Where I've Been
JD and The Straight Shot Nothing To Hide
JD and The Straight Shot Right On Time
JD and The Straight Shot Can't Make Tears
Kanye West Yeezus
Kid Rock Rebel Soul
Lil Pump Harverd Dropout
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
Rebecca Black Rebecca Black Was Here
Sleaford Mods English Tapas
The Mowgli's I Was Starting to Wonder
The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist

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