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Average Rating: 3.70
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Objectivity Score: 71%
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5.0 classic
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique
Billie Eilish When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
Burial Untrue
Camp Lo Uptown Saturday Night
Chance the Rapper The Big Day
Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
Charlie Parker The Complete Savoy and Dial Master Takes
Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas
Collegium Vocale Gent J.S. Bach: Matthäus-Passion
Collegium Vocale Gent J.S. Bach: Missa in h-moll
hardest 5. try the "sanctus," "confiteor," "kyrie eleison," "christe eleison"
Discordance Axis The Inalienable Dreamless
Drake Certified Lover Boy
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Frank Ocean Blonde
Gene Clark No Other
Ghostface Killah Fishscale
Grouper A I A: Alien Observer
Guided by Voices Bee Thousand
ISIS Oceanic
Joni Mitchell Court and Spark
JPEGMAFIA All My Heroes Are Cornballs
Kacey Musgraves Golden Hour
Kanye West The College Dropout
Kanye West Late Registration
Le Tigre Le Tigre
Lee Konitz Subconscious-Lee
Lil B 05 Fuck Em
Lil Wayne Dedication 2
Luomo Vocalcity
Madonna The Immaculate Collection
Madvillain Madvillainy
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Morton Feldman String Quartet No. 2
Nadia Oh Hot Like Wow
Nas Illmatic
Panda Bear Person Pitch
Pierre Hantai Variations Goldberg BWV 988
Playboi Carti Die Lit
axe the songs whose beats lack a clear chordal motif (?love hurts,? ?pull up?) and you?ve got yourself a stew going
Playboi Carti Whole Lotta Red
Prefab Sprout Steve McQueen
R.E.M. Murmur
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead In Rainbows
Richard and Linda Thompson I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight
Sleater-Kinney The Woods
Slum Village Fan-Tas-Tic Vol.1
Stars of the Lid And Their Refinement Of The Decline
Talk Talk Laughing Stock
The Avalanches Since I Left You
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Beatles The Beatles
The Caretaker An Empty Bliss Beyond This World
always returning
The Clash The Clash
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
Thelonious Monk Genius of Modern Music: Volume 1
This Heat Deceit
Tony Williams Lifetime Emergency!
Weakling Dead as Dreams

4.8 classic
Janelle Monae The ArchAndroid
Larry Levan Journey Into Paradise: The Larry Levan Story
Nara Leao Dez Anos Depois

4.7 superb
Erykah Badu Mama's Gun
The Zombies Odessey and Oracle

4.6 superb
Beach House Bloom

4.5 superb
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Source Tags and Codes
A Tribe Called Quest We got it from Here… Thank You 4 Your service
Abdullah Ibrahim Water From an Ancient Well
Iai was always a hater
Alban Berg Quartett Beethoven: The Late String Quartets
Animal Collective Feels
Animal Collective Sung Tongs
Asterisk* Dogma I: Death of a Dromologist
Beyonce Beyonce
Beyonce Homecoming
OK this is absolute fire and one of the best live albums ever. I know it's easy to be poised against
this album since Pitchfork gave it a 9.3 and Beyonce is now critically untouchable in a way that
seems wholly emblematic of Our Poptimist Climate but this is thrilling entertainment yeahhhhh it's
good folks 4.5/5
Big Star Radio City
Big Thief U.F.O.F.
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Clifford Jordan and John Gilmore Blowing In From Chicago
One of the best classic bebop albums
Converge You Fail Me
Converge Jane Doe
Converge You Fail Me Redux
D'Angelo Voodoo
D'Angelo Black Messiah
D'Angelo Brown Sugar
Daft Punk Discovery
Deerhunter Microcastle
Derek and the Dominos Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs
Dettinger Intershop
Discordance Axis Jouhou
DJ Rashad Teklife Vol. 1: Welcome To The Chi
Dollar Brand African Sketchbook
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
Flying Lotus Los Angeles
Franco and TPOK Jazz Francophonic Vol.1 1953 - 1980
Freddie Hubbard Ready for Freddie
Fugazi The Argument
Grouper A I A
Guided by Voices Alien Lanes
How to Dress Well Love Remains
ISIS Wavering Radiant
ISIS Panopticon
J Dilla Vol.2: Vintage
Jai Paul Leak 04-13 (Bait Ones)
James Blake James Blake
Jan Jelinek Loop-Finding-Jazz-Records
Julia Holter Loud City Song
Julia Kwamya Feel Good About Feeling Bad
?Will I crumble if I go to these places that I?m made of??rGorgeous pop music.
Keith Fullerton Whitman Lisbon
Kelis Kaleidoscope
King Krule The OOZ
Lauryn Hill The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Life Without Buildings Any Other City
Marshall Crenshaw Marshall Crenshaw
mclusky McLusky Do Dallas
Moon Kissed I’d Like to Tell You Something Important
Moon Kissed I Met My Band At A New Years Party
let's get some 4.5s in the chat for moon kissed
My Morning Jacket At Dawn
Nanci Griffith One Fair Summer Evening
Oh what this has zero ratings? Hope this soundoff convinces at least one person to listen to it
New Buffalo The Last Beautiful Day
Nirvana Nevermind
Oneohtrix Point Never Replica
Ornette Coleman Something Else!!!!
Pantha Du Prince This Bliss
Pavement Slanted and Enchanted
Pavement Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
Paysage d'Hiver Winterkälte
Paysage d'Hiver Im Wald
Paysage d'Hiver Paysage d'Hiver
Prefab Sprout Jordan: The Comeback
Prince Purple Rain
Radiohead OK Computer
Sleater-Kinney Call the Doctor
Sleater-Kinney The Hot Rock
Sleater-Kinney Dig Me Out
Slint Spiderland
Sonny Rollins A Night At The Village Vanguard
Sophie Oil of Every Pearl's Un-Insides
Suzie True Saddest Girl at the Party
Swans White Light From the Mouth of Infinity
Sweet Trip You Will Never Know Why
Sweet Trip Velocity : Design : Comfort
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
The Congos Heart of the Congos
The Roches The Roches
The Toms The Toms
Thelonious Monk Thelonious Monk Trio
Tim Hecker Konoyo
Tim Hecker Harmony in Ultraviolet
Tim Hecker Haunt Me, Haunt Me Do It Again
William Basinski Vivian & Ondine
XTC Skylarking
Zahava Seewald and Michael Grebil From My Mother's House

4.4 superb
Animal Collective Prospect Hummer
Deerhunter Monomania
Tabu Ley Rochereau The Voice of Lightness: Congo Classics 1961-1977
Tame Impala Lonerism
Zomby With Love

4.3 superb
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Prince Dirty Mind
pube game strong
R. Kelly Untitled
Vladislav Delay Multila

4.2 excellent
Chance the Rapper Acid Rap
Conrad Tao Voyages
I had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets'
paths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the
night sky. Conrad Tao was hunched over his instrument.
Ducktails The Flower Lane
Jean Grae/Quelle Chris Everything's Fine
JPEGMAFIA LP! (online)
Kacey Musgraves Same Trailer Different Park
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Natalia Lafourcade Musas Vol. 2
Oneohtrix Point Never R Plus Seven
Robag Wruhme Thora Vukk
Sonny Rollins The Bridge
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour

4.1 excellent
DJ Rashad Double Cup
Paysage d'Hiver Das Tor
R. Stevie Moore Phonography
The Knife Shaking the Habitual
The Magnetic Fields Distant Plastic Trees
The Mountain Goats All Hail West Texas
Thelonious Monk and Sonny Rollins Thelonious Monk and Sonny Rollins
Wayne Shorter Quartet Without a Net

4.0 excellent
Alex G House Of Sugar
Alex G Rocket
Amerie Because I Love It
Animal Collective Water Curses
Animal Collective Fall Be Kind
Ariana Grande Yours Truly
Ariana Grande Dangerous Woman
Ariana Grande Thank U, Next
Ariana Grande Sweetener
Autechre Exai
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Converge Axe to Fall
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Deerhoof Offend Maggie
Deerhoof The Runners Four
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Drake Take Care
Earl Sweatshirt Some Rap Songs
Fennesz Endless Summer
Fennesz Venice
Fiona Apple Fetch The Bolt Cutters
Flying Lotus You're Dead!
Flying Lotus Until the Quiet Comes
Godcaster Long Haired Locusts
Goodfight Florida Room
essentially with bedex, although I mostly just loop the first three. "lucy," good lord
Hiatus Kaiyote Mood Valiant
James Ferraro NYC, HELL 3:00 AM
Jefre Cantu-Ledesma Devotion
Jessie Ware What's Your Pleasure?
Julianna Barwick Nepenthe
Kacey Musgraves Pageant Material
Kanye West The Life of Pablo
Kanye West Donda
Keith Fullerton Whitman Playthroughs
Kitty Ha Ha, I'm Sorry
Laurel Halo Chance of Rain
Lorde Pure Heroine
New Buffalo About Last Night
Nirvana In Utero
Panda Bear Young Prayer
Perfect Pussy I have lost all desire for feeling
Prefab Sprout Swoon
Pure Adult Pure Adult
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Renata Zeiguer Old Ghost
Saint Pepsi Hit Vibes
Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks Sparkle Hard
Steve Lacy The Straight Horn of Steve Lacy
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Beatles With the Beatles
The Flying Burrito Brothers The Gilded Palace of Sin
Ulla Tumbling Towards a Wall
Weyes Blood Titanic Rising
Xiu Xiu Knife Play

3.9 excellent
Autre Ne Veut Anxiety
Charli XCX True Romance
Danny Brown Old
Deafheaven Sunbather
Dean Blunt The Redeemer
Foxygen We Are The 21st Century Ambassadors...
Laura Stevenson Wheel
Mac DeMarco Salad Days
i dont think mac demarco aspires to much except to write songs as good as "let her go", which like hey! would you look at that. that song is on this album. 3.9/5 cuz it gets worse at the end
Matana Roberts COIN COIN Chapter Two: Mississippi Moonchile
MondreM.A.N. Cloudd Packk
Nails Abandon All Life
Palberta Roach Goin' Down
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
RP Boo Legacy
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Thelonious Monk The Unique Thelonious Monk
Thelonious Monk Monk
Thundercat Apocalypse

3.8 excellent
Bassekou Kouyate and Ngoni Ba Jama Ko
Cecile McLorin Salvant WomanChild
Defeated Sanity Passages Into Deformity
Ghostface Killah Twelve Reasons to Die
Iceage You're Nothing
Janelle Monae The Electric Lady
Jerusalem in my Heart Mo7it Al-Mo7it
Laura Marling Once I Was an Eagle
Majical Cloudz Impersonator
Phosphorescent Muchacho
The National Trouble Will Find Me
Tim Hecker Virgins

3.7 great
Andrew Pekler Cover Versions
Colin Stetson New History Warfare Vol. 3: To See More Light
James Blake Overgrown
Pharmakon Abandon
The Flaming Lips The Terror
Thelonious Monk Thelonious Monk Plays Duke Ellington

3.6 great
Ahnnu World Music
"non2" is so good that i wish this had a lil more swag juice
Dirty Beaches Drifters/Love Is The Devil
Guided by Voices English Little League
Inter Arma Sky Burial
Kanye West Yeezus
Quadron Avalanche

3.5 great
Anderson .Paak Ventura
Animal Collective Centipede Hz
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam
Animal Collective Campfire Songs
Animal Collective Ark
Animal Collective People
Ariana Grande positions
Avey Tare Cows On Hourglass Pond
Beatrice Dillon Workaround
Black Curse Endless Wound
Caribou Suddenly
Chad VanGaalen Infiniheart
Chris Corsano and Bill Orcutt The Raw and the Cooked
Converge The Dusk in Us
DeBarge The DeBarges
Deerhoof Mountain Moves
Deerhoof Deerhoof vs. Evil
Deerhoof Friend Opportunity
Deftones Deftones
Deftones White Pony
Drake Nothing Was the Same
Elliott Smith Figure 8
Fennesz Hotel paral.lel
Thought this was great. Shocked to see such a low rating
Fontaines D.C. Dogrel
Frankie Rose Herein Wild
i really love some of this so why does "sorrow" have to sound exactly like "know me" ditto "question/reason" like damn
Future of the Left Travels With Myself And Another
Gaelle Transient
Gas Pop
Geese Projector
Grimes Miss Anthropocene
Grouper Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill
Grouper Shade
ISIS In the Absence of Truth
James Ferraro Cold
Jeff Parker Suite for Max Brown
Kids See Ghosts Kids See Ghosts
Lido Pimienta Miss Colombia
"te queria" is the second most therapeutic song in the world ("the luxury of dirt" by aix em klemm is first)
Little Simz GREY Area
My Bloody Valentine m b v
Noname Room 25
Palberta Bye Bye Berta
Patty Griffin American Kid
Poppy I Disagree
Porches All Day Gentle Hold
Porches Ricky Music
Radiohead The Bends
Squid Bright Green Field
Taylor Swift Speak Now
Taylor Swift Fearless
Teebs E S T A R A
The Beatles Help!
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
Xiu Xiu The Air Force
Xiu Xiu Fabulous Muscles
Xiu Xiu La Foret
Yves Tumor Safe in the Hands of Love

3.4 great
David Bowie The Next Day
HAIM Days Are Gone
Kelela Cut 4 Me
Marc Ribot Your Turn
Mark Templeton Jealous Heart
Stara Rzeka Cień chmury nad ukrytym polem
Yo La Tengo Fade

3.3 great
AlunaGeorge Body Music
Blood Orange Cupid Deluxe
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe
Disclosure Settle
Gabriel Jackson A Ship With Unfurled Sails
this is relaly engaging and then it isn't--although i must note my complete lack of experience with choral msuic--but check "now i have known, o lord" also the electric guitar on the last track is completely ridiculous lmfao
Infinity Frequencies Computer Decay
James Holden The Inheritors
Jose James No Beginning No End
Mountains Centralia
Pistol Annies Annie Up
PrismCorp Virtual Enterprises Home™
Sean McCann Music for Private Ensemble
Yancey Boys Sunset Blvd.

3.2 good
DJ Koze Amygdala
Fire! Orchestra Exit!
Kelly Rowland Talk a Good Game
mostly good songs that start to feel like the same good song by album's end. this homogeneity might not be a problem if ALL of them were good, but tracks like "i remember" and "this is love" are just mush. there's your hard-hitting opinion on the new kelly rowland album. thank me later
Mikal Cronin MCII
Ryuichi Sakamoto and Taylor Deupree Disappearance
Savages Silence Yourself
Vampire Weekend Modern Vampires of the City

3.1 good
Circuit Des Yeux Overdue
Friendzone DX
Fuck Buttons Slow Focus
Inc. No World
Jenny Hval Innocence Is Kinky

3.0 good
100 Gecs 1000 gecs
A.A.L. (Against All Logic) 2012-2017
Animal Collective Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished
Beach House 7
Big Star 3rd
Bill Orcutt A History of Every One
Billy Woods, Kenny Segal Hiding Places
Bing and Ruth No Home of the Mind
Bombino Nomad
Can Monster Movie
Carly Rae Jepsen Dedicated
Caroline Polachek Pang
Charli XCX How I'm Feeling Now
Clipse Hell Hath No Fury
Dave Psychodrama
Deathspell Omega The Furnaces of Palingenesia
Deerhoof The Magic
Deerhoof Breakup Song
Denzel Curry and Kenny Beats Unlocked
DJ Koze knock knock
DJ Python Mas amable
Dogleg Melee
Dua Lipa Future Nostalgia
Earl Sweatshirt Doris
Fennesz Black Sea
Full of Hell Weeping Choir
Gil Scott-Heron and Makaya McCraven We're New Again - A Reimagining by Makaya McCraven
Grouper Ruins
HAIM Women In Music, Pt. III
Harold Budd The Pavilion of Dreams
Hop Along Painted Shut
Injury Reserve Injury Reserve
Jacaszek Treny
Jamila Woods Legacy! Legacy!
Janelle Monae Dirty Computer
Jay-Z Magna Carta... Holy Grail
Jon Hopkins Singularity
Julie Byrne Not Even Happiness
Kali Uchis Isolation
Kanye West ye
King Krule Man Alive!
Lorde Solar Power
Lorde Melodrama
Michael Pisaro The Punishment of the Tribe by its Elders
mum Finally We Are No One
My Morning Jacket It Still Moves
Nmesh Nu.wav Hallucinations
Omnium Gatherum Beyond
Oranssi Pazuzu Mestarin Kynsi
Panda Bear Buoys
Pantha Du Prince Conference of Trees
Phoebe Bridgers Punisher
PUP Morbid Stuff
Quelle Chris Being You Is Great...
Radiohead Amnesiac
Rokia Traore Beautiful Africa
Sampha Process
Soccer Mommy Color Theory
Stars of the Lid The Ballasted Orchestra
Sunn O))) Life Metal
Taylor Swift Red
Taylor Swift Reputation
Teyana Taylor K.T.S.E.
The Beatles Let It Be
The Beatles Yellow Submarine
The Brave Little Abacus Masked Dancers
The Haxan Cloak Excavation
Tim Hecker Anoyo
Tyler, the Creator IGOR
Ulla Big Room
Vampire Weekend Father Of The Bride
Xiu Xiu A Promise

2.9 good
Ai Aso Lone
Graham Lambkin and Jason Lescalleet Photographs
Grouper The Man Who Died in His Boat
Transmuteo Transmuteo

2.8 good
Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods
Bilal A Love Surreal
Kool and Kass Peaceful Solutions
PrismCorp Virtual Enterprises ClearSkies
Rhye Woman

2.7 average
C. Spencer Yeh, Okkyung Lee, Lasse Marhaug Wake Up Awesome

2.5 average
Aldous Harding Designer
Amnesia Scanner TRUTH
Angelica Garcia Cha Cha Palace
Animal Collective Painting With
Ariana Grande My Everything
Beyonce Lemonade
Boards of Canada Tomorrow's Harvest
Cardi B Invasion of Privacy
Converge No Heroes
cupcakKe Ephorize
Darkside Psychic
Deerhoof La Isla Bonita
Deerhunter Why Hasn't Everything Already Disappeared?
Denzel Curry Zuu
Fennesz Plus Forty Seven Degrees...
Fennesz Becs
Fennesz Agora
Fishmans Long Season
Flying Lotus Flamagra
Four Tet Sixteen Oceans
Grouper Grid of Points
Hayley Williams Petals for Armor
Holly Herndon PROTO
Hop Along Bark Your Head Off, Dog
Huerco S Colonial Patterns
Iceage Beyondless
James Blake Assume Form
Jamila Woods HEAVN
Jay Electronica A Written Testimony
Kitty Rose Gold
Lil Uzi Vert Eternal Atake
Mike Posner A Real Good Kid
Miley Cyrus Bangerz
Nicolas Jaar Cenizas
Nivhek After Its own Death/ Walking in a Spiral
Quelle Chris Guns
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Rina Sawayama Sawayama
Rolo Tomassi Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It
Sam Gendel Satin Doll
Shinsei Kamattechan Tsumanne
Silk Sonic An Evening with Silk Sonic
Slauson Malone A Quiet Farwell, 2016–2018
Sleep The Sciences
Tame Impala The Slow Rush
Taylor Swift 1989
Taylor Swift Folklore
Taylor Swift Evermore
*robertsona voice* the view of Taylor Swift to which we are privy on the cover of 2020's
EVERMORE, stripped of the expressive qualities one nominally associates with the face and
the posture of the body, calls to mind the opening cafe sequence of Godard's VIVRE SA VIE
(1962)--but whereas Godard seizes upon actress Anna Karina's extremities as one of many
means through which to relay his own personal fascination with, and terror at, the
putative Otherness of women, Taylor Swift's radical feminist proj- *murdered by snipers
waiting in the wings*
The National I Am Easy to Find
Thundercat Drunk
Thy Catafalque Naiv
Ulcerate Stare Into Death and Be Still
Visible Cloaks Reassemblage
William Basinski A Shadow in Time
Xiu Xiu Women As Lovers
Xiu Xiu Girl with Basket of Fruit
Young Nudy and Pi'erre Bourne Sli'merre
Yves Tumor Heaven To A Tortured Mind

2.4 average
Stellar OM Source Joy One Mile

2.3 average
Mohammad Som Sakrifis

2.2 poor
Ciara Ciara

2.0 poor
Animal Collective Danse Manatee
Arcade Fire Reflektor
Childish Gambino 03.15.20
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
Drake Views
Every Time I Die Radical
Kanye West Jesus Is King
Kehlani Sweet Sexy Savage
Kurt Vile Wakin on a Pretty Daze
Lana Del Rey Norman Fucking Rockwell!
Machine Girl U-Void Synthesizer
Migos Culture
Organ Tapes Hunger In Me Living
Solange When I Get Home

1.5 very poor
6ix9ine DUMMY BOY

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