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5.0 classic
Apator Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan
Converge Jane Doe
Converge Axe to Fall
Franz Liszt Piano Sonata in B minor, S. 178
Frederic Chopin Etudes, Op. 25
Frederic Chopin Etudes, Op. 10
Frederic Chopin Ballade No. 4, Op. 52
Frederic Chopin Preludes, Op. 28
Gunther Pleasureman
So bad it breaches the wall and comes out on the other side, resulting in probably the best album ever created. TEENY WEENY STRING BIKINY
Johann Sebastian Bach The Well-Tempered Clavier II BWV 870-893
Johann Sebastian Bach The Well-Tempered Clavier I BWV 846-869
Ludwig van Beethoven "Appassionata" Piano Sonata No. 23 in F minor, Op. 57
Ludwig van Beethoven "Pathétique" Piano Sonata No. 8 in C minor, Op. 13
Static Colours Sun Swells

4.5 superb
Claude Debussy Préludes, Book I, L. 117
Claude Debussy Suite bergamasque, L. 75
Converge You Fail Me
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Converge You Fail Me Redux
Danny Elfman The Nightmare Before Christmas
Dark Tranquillity Damage Done
Darkest Hour Deliver Us
Deftones Around the Fur
dredg El Cielo
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Frederic Chopin Piano Sonata No. 2, Op. 35
Frederic Chopin Piano Concerto No. 2 in F minor, Op. 21
In Flames Colony
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 7 in A major, Op. 92
Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 3 in C major, Op. 2, No. 3
Muse Absolution
Opeth Blackwater Park
This album doesn't really need a long, well-worded summary. One simple word is more than enough. And that word is:
Poison the Well The Tropic Rot

4.0 excellent
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Billy Talent Billy Talent
Converge No Heroes
Converge I Can Tell You About Pain
Converge The Dusk in Us
and sputnik collectively ejaculates. aoty for sure
Converge/Dropdead Split
Cynic Traced in Air
Cynic Focus
Darkest Hour Hidden Hands of a Sadist Nation
Kickass album of nonstop aggression from start to finish, with really well writtin, politically tinted lyrics. Can feel a little repetitive especially as parts of the more boring songs may feel interchangeable with the good ones. But nonetheless, this is a brutal, thrashy melodic deathmetal record that's got everything for me to recommend it. Also, the holy-shit 13 minute monster instrumental at the end, "Veritas, Aequitas", deserves all recognition it can get.rRecommended tracks:rPay Phones and PillsrMarching to the Killing RhythmrSeven Day LierThe Patriot VirusrVeritas, Aequitas
Deftones White Pony
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
dredg Catch Without Arms
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Eminem The Slim Shady EP
Entombed Wolverine Blues
Finch Say Hello to Sunshine
Frederic Chopin Polonaise in A-flat major, Op. 53
Frederic Chopin Nocturnes, Op. 9
From Autumn To Ashes Holding A Wolf By The Ears
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Hypocrisy A Taste of Extreme Divinity
Hypocrisy Virus
Isis Panopticon
Kid Kilowatt Guitar Method 1996-1999
Kvelertak Kvelertak
Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 5 in C minor, Op. 10, No. 1
Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 2 in A major, Op. 2, No. 2
Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 1 in F minor, Op. 2, No. 1
Mogwai Young Team
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Om Advaitic Songs
Opeth Still Life
Parkway Drive Killing with a Smile
Pg. 99 Document #8
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
Strapping Young Lad City
Supermachiner Rise of the Great Machine
Bump dis shit. I want to review this but I don't have the time
Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation
Wear Your Wounds/Revelator Split

3.5 great
A Day To Remember For Those Who Have Heart [Re-Issue]
Adept Another Year of Disaster
All Shall Perish The Price of Existence
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals
As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security
At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease
Atreyu A Death-Grip on Yesterday
Baroness Blue Record
Billy Talent Billy Talent II
Billy Talent Dead Silence
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Braille Life First: Half the Battle
Caleb McAlpine Science Fiction
Chelsea Wolfe Apokalypsis
Chelsea Wolfe Unknown Rooms: A Collection of Acoustic Songs
Chelsea Wolfe Pain Is Beauty
Chelsea Wolfe Abyss
Chelsea Wolfe Hiss Spun
Comeback Kid Wake the Dead
Comeback Kid Turn It Around
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Converge Unloved and Weeded Out
Converge Pound for Pound: The Wolverine Blues Sessions
Converge Jane Live
I tend to not enjoy live albums but this is very good. BAHHH BAHHH BAHHH hoping for 10+ more years of Converge
Converge Thousands of Miles Between Us
Converge/Napalm Death Split
Cypress Hill Skull and Bones
Danny Elfman Edward Scissorhands
Dark Tranquillity Projector
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery
Dark Tranquillity Construct
Dark Tranquillity Atoma
Darkest Hour The Mark of the Judas
Darkest Hour Undoing Ruin
Darkest Hour The Eternal Return
Darkest Hour Godless Prophets and The Migrant Flora
Dead Meadow Dead Meadow
Dead Meadow Feathers
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Deftones Adrenaline
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Devin Townsend Infinity
Disfear Live the Storm
Doomriders Grand Blood
dredg The Pariah, The Parrot, The Delusion
dredg Orph
A totally different side of dredg. Straightforward heavy riffing, screaming??? And it still has that dredg originality; bongo drums, something that sounds like air being blown into a glass bottle, banjos, and xylophones among other instruments are all used in this short 3 track EP with great success. rIs Not Everything slays
Eminem Curtain Call: The Hits
Eminem The Eminem Show
Eminem Relapse
First Band From Outer Space The Guitar Is Mightier Than The Gun
Fort Minor The Rising Tied
Frederic Chopin Piano Sonata No. 3, Op. 58
fun. Aim and Ignite
Genghis Tron Board Up the House
Haste the Day Burning Bridges
Heaven Shall Burn Whatever It May Take
High on Fire De Vermis Mysteriis
Hoover The Lurid Traversal of Route 7
Immortal Technique Revolutionary Volume 1
In Flames Whoracle
In Flames The Jester Race
Iron Maiden Death on the Road
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory EP
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Matchbook Romance Voices
Matt Uelmen Diablo II
Melvins Houdini
Melvins Bullhead
Melvins The Maggot
Modern Life Is War Fever Hunting
Mogwai Rock Action
More Than Life Love Let Me Go
Mutoid Man Helium Head
Nine (SWE) Killing angels
Nirvana In Utero
Old Man Gloom NO
Om Pilgrimage
Poison the Well Versions
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet
Pulling Teeth Paranoid Delusions/Paradise Illusions
Pulling Teeth Funerary
Quadrupede Quadrupede
Radiohead OK Computer
Rise Against The Sufferer & the Witness
Samiam Trips
Swans Filth
Swans The Great Annihilator
The Blinding Light The Ascension Attempt
The Jesus Lizard Liar
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Thrice Vheissu
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III & IV
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. I & II
Thrice Beggars
Trophy Scars Bad Luck
Underoath Define the Great Line
Underoath Disambiguation
Unearth The Oncoming Storm
Whips/Chains Master/Slave
Wolves in the Throne Room Diadem of 12 Stars

3.0 good
Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals
Animosity Shut It Down
Arsonists Get All the Girls Portals
As I Lay Dying The Powerless Rise
Atreyu Lead Sails Paper Anchor
Atreyu Long Live
August Burns Red Constellations
Miles better than the repetitive, annoying messengers. LESS CHINA CRASH IS GOOD FOLKS
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
all right it's decent
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Bad Meets Evil Hell: The Sequel
Be'lakor Vessels
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
Breaking Benjamin Phobia
Cave In Antenna
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Code Orange Love Is Love // Return To Dust
Comeback Kid Symptoms + Cures
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
Dark Tranquillity Character
Dark Tranquillity The Mind's I
Darkest Hour The Human Romance
Darkest Hour Darkest Hour
Despised Icon Day of Mourning
Despised Icon The Ills of Modern Man
dredg Leitmotif
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2
Eminem Relapse: Refill
eminemmylou Muthabanjo
found this on Spotify a couple of weeks ago, for the most part it's pretty hilarious
From Autumn To Ashes The Fiction We Live
Green Day American Idiot
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park Meteora
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis The Heist
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Muse Showbiz
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
My Sleeping Karma Moksha
Nirvana Nevermind
NOFX Punk in Drublic
NOFX White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean
Oh, Sleeper When I Am God
Parkway Drive Horizons
Pink I'm Not Dead
Pink M!ssundaztood
Poison the Well You Come Before You
Protest the Hero Fortress
Protest the Hero Kezia
Public Image Ltd. This Is PiL
Pulling Teeth / Irons Grey Savior Split
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead The Bends
Rage Against The Machine Rage Against The Machine
Richard Cheese The Sunny Side of the Moon
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols
Shellac 1000 Hurts
Slayer Reign in Blood
Slayer South of Heaven
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
The Cult Beyond Good and Evil
Thrice Major/Minor
Totalt Javla Morker Söndra Och Härska
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Underoath The Changing of Times
Underoath Play Your Old Stuff
ha nice title --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Voices from the Fuselage Odyssey: The Destroyer of Worlds
Wear Your Wounds WYW
Wear Your Wounds Dunedevil
Whitechapel A New Era of Corruption
Winds of Plague Decimate the Weak
Winds of Plague The Great Stone War
Witch Mountain Cauldron Of The Wild

2.5 average
As I Lay Dying Frail Words Collapse
As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us
At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours
boring music, album lacks vibe, it's all just kind of there.
Plus the vocals are laughably bad
Atreyu Fractures in the Facade of Your....
Atreyu The Congregation of the Damned
More even in terms of quality than Suicide Notes and
The Curse, having better vocals and production than
both, while at the same time moving away from the
cliched and contrived sounds of Lead Sails Paper
Anchor, resulting in a decent album. It's about
50/50 on boring/good songs. Only for people who
already know that they can get some enjoyment out of
this band however. It's allright but that's about
August Burns Red Messengers
All the songs sound so similar that the highlights render the not-as-good tracks unlistenable. The Truth of a Liar and The Blinding Light are my only regular tracks off of this
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect
shut up, Tommy Rogers
Your soundoff was too short, it has to be at least 50 characters
Billy Talent Billy Talent III
Buckcherry Black Butterfly
Converge Live at the BBC
Converge Halo in a Haystack
Converge Caring and Killing
Darkest Hour So Sedated, So Secure
Deftones Deftones
Eminem Recovery
Frederic Chopin Piano Sonata No. 1, Op. 4
From Autumn To Ashes Too Bad You're Beautiful
Haste the Day When Everything Falls
Heaven Shall Burn Antigone
Heaven Shall Burn Iconoclast (Part 1: The Final Resistance)
Hell or Highwater Begin Again
like a long Atreyu chorus
Your soundoff was too short, it has to be at least 50 characters
In Flames A Sense of Purpose
Killswitch Engage The End of Heartache
Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing
Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage
Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies
Lady Gaga The Fame
Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Nickelback Silver Side Up
Parkway Drive Deep Blue
Protest the Hero A Calculated Use of Sound
Slayer God Hates Us All
Slipknot Slipknot
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Sonic Syndicate Only Inhuman
Sonic Syndicate Eden Fire
Soulfly Dark Ages
Square Making Bets In A Burning House
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Don't You Fake It
Three Days Grace One-X
Three Days Grace Three Days Grace
Three Days Grace Life Starts Now
Underoath Act of Depression
Unearth III: In the Eyes of Fire

2.0 poor
Atreyu The Curse
Atreyu Suicide Notes and Butterfly Kisses
brokeNCYDE The Broken
This is better than their other efforts simply because they don't try to sell themselves as partying sex machines on this one. It's still poor though, but it's got a few songs that are average rather than awful and that should count as something
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Converge Deathwish Live Series 02: Minneapolis
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
From Autumn To Ashes Abandon Your Friends
In Flames Clayman
In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape
Insane Clown Posse Bizaar
Insane Clown Posse Bizzar
Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage II
Killswitch Engage are boring, have always been boring and will always be boring. AS FUCK
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
Limp Bizkit The Unquestionable Truth - Part I
Linkin Park Sweet Hamster Like Jewels From America!
Nickelback All the Right Reasons
Papa Roach lovehatetragedy
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
Slipknot Iowa
Sonic Syndicate Love and Other Disasters
Stitches No Snitching Is My Statement
Waking the Cadaver Beyond Cops, Beyond God
At least the earlier stuff was funny. This is just bland, and not even offensively bland, but boring boring bland bland

1.5 very poor
Cenotaph Pseudo Verminal Cadaverium
Eminem Encore
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Limp Bizkit New Old Songs
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary
Limp Bizkit Greatest Hitz
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
Macho Man Randy Savage Be A Man
Nickelback Dark Horse
Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
Vanilla Ice To the Extreme
Waking the Cadaver Demo

1.0 awful
Atreyu Visions
The musical aspect shows potential (the intro to bleeding hearts shed no tears is pretty cool and dissonant, even with alex growling) but generally the vocals are so frickin awful they ruin everything. I'm not even sure if Alex knew what "beats" or "measure" meant at this time. He is just screaming around with no sense of direction
brokeNCYDE BC 13
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
another expression for "BrokeNCYDE" = "fucking shit". Your soundoff was too short, it has to be at least 50 characters
brokeNCYDE Will Never Die
Common Universal Mind Control
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh
Grailknights Return to Castle Grailskull
Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com
Soulja Boy iSouljaBoyTellEm
Star Wars Christmas in the Stars
Untitled (Silver) Circulatory System
why was the review for this removed? Your soundoff was too short, it has to be at least 50 characters
Waking the Cadaver Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler

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