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Average Rating: 3.54
Rating Variance: 1.24
Objectivity Score: 78%
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5.0 classic
Between the Buried and Me Colors
In my opinion it wasn't the classic prog metal album that everyone keeps drooling over. However the epic riffage and technical drumming within have earned it an excellent rating.
Shut up fag! Is amazing
Dream Theater Images and Words
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
Genesis We Can't Dance
In:Aviate 1985
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Porcupine Tree Signify
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet
Porcupine Tree The Incident
Protest the Hero Fortress
Scale the Summit Carving Desert Canyons
Supertramp Retrospectacle - The Supertramp Anthology
Tool Lateralus

4.5 superb
Anberlin Cities
As Cities Burn Come Now Sleep
As Cities Burn Hell or High Water
AAAGH this album is so crazy!! It makes me wanna hook people in their jaws!!
August Burns Red Messengers
August Burns Red Constellations
Circa Survive On Letting Go
Circa Survive Blue Sky Noise
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
Dream Theater Octavarium
Genesis The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
Iron Maiden Somewhere Back in Time
LoveHateHero White Lies
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Opeth Watershed
Porcupine Tree The Sky Moves Sideways
Relient K Apathetic
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness
The Fall of Troy Phantom on the Horizon
Tool Opiate
Underoath Define the Great Line
Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation
Yes Close to the Edge

4.0 excellent
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals
Anberlin Never Take Friendship Personal
Anthony Green Avalon
Cynic Traced in Air
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
Genesis Selling England by the Pound
Genesis Wind & Wuthering
Genesis Invisible Touch
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Minus the Bear Menos El Oso
Minus the Bear Omni
Motion City Soundtrack Commit This to Memory
Opeth Morningrise
Opeth Damnation
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Paramore Riot!
Primus Frizzle Fry
Protest the Hero Kezia
Relient K Five Score and Seven Years Ago
Symphony X The Odyssey
Symphony X Paradise Lost
The Academy Is... Santi
The Fall of Troy Manipulator
It's really annoying to see this album not getting the rep it deserves. Espeically when all the bad reviews seem only to mention one song, "Quarter Past", which might be the best song on the album. Reviwers are right when they say the first half is different from the last half, you can tell the songs in the first half from one another. The second half all blends together like Doppleganger did, and not in a good way. THOT actually shows off a range of musical talents and tastes in Manipulator, and it bleeds awesome.
Tool Ænima
Tool 10,000 Days

3.5 great
Dream Theater Awake
Explosions in the Sky The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place
Heaven Shall Burn Iconoclast (Part 1: The Final Resistance)
In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape
In Flames Come Clarity
In Flames A Sense of Purpose
Linkin Park Meteora
Motion City Soundtrack I Am the Movie
Opeth Orchid
Pelican City of Echoes
Relient K Mmhmm
Relient K Two Lefts Dont Make a Right But Three Do
Saosin Saosin
Secret And Whisper Great White Whale
Sky Eats Airplane Sky Eats Airplane
Steven Wilson Insurgentes
The Academy Is... Fast Times at Barrington High
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
Tool Undertow

3.0 good
Anberlin Blueprints for the Black Market
Anberlin New Surrender
Circa Survive Juturna
Dream Theater Train of Thought
In Flames Reroute to Remain
Motion City Soundtrack Even If It Kills Me
Opeth Deliverance
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese
Relient K The Anatomy of Tongue In Cheek
Relient K The Bird and the Bee Sides
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
Sherwood A Different Light
Silverstein When Broken Is Easily Fixed
Silverstein Discovering the Waterfront
The Academy Is... Almost Here
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety

2.5 average
A Skylit Drive Wires...and the Concept of Breathing
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown
Mastodon Leviathan
Paramore All We Know Is Falling
Relient K Let It Snow, Baby... Let It Reindeer
Saosin The Grey
System of a Down Mezmerize
Three Days Grace One-X

2.0 poor
Earshot Two
Five Finger Death Punch The Way Of The Fist
Flyleaf Flyleaf
Papa Roach Getting Away With Murder
Relient K Relient K
Serj Tankian Elect the Dead
Silverstein Arrivals and Departures
Smile Empty Soul Smile Empty Soul
My intention was to give this album a 1.5, because every aspect is abysmal except for a few cool vocal melodies (ruined by the droning asshole). I rasied it to 2 when I saw that the lead singer, if that title is even suited, also plays the only guitar.
Them Crooked Vultures Them Crooked Vultures
Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend

1.5 very poor
All That Remains Overcome
Moments in Grace Moonlight Survived
System of a Down Hypnotize
Weezer Make Believe

1.0 awful
Boys Like Girls Boys Like Girls
Buckcherry Fifteen
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Metro Station Metro Station
Shinedown The Sound of Madness
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
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