Average Rating: 3.33 Rating Variance: 2.88 Objectivity Score: 60% (Somewhat Balanced)
Sort by: Rating | Release Date | Rating Date | Name5.0 classicCryptopsy None So VileCryptopsy - None So Vile A roar from man in the distance comes into the forte of your ear, and then a weak English sounding man declares “I do that rather well don’t I?”, and after that, there are no silences in the raging madness that eclipses None So Vile. With None So Vile, Cryptopsy manage to make a kick ass album, and one of the best tech death albums ever made. The album is pure non-stop death metal madness, with insane guitar riffs, amazing drum fills, and brutal growls. None of the songs drag at all, and they all seem to be quick to the point that there is no ***ing around with Cryptopsy. Bassist Eric Langlois is possibly the best death metal bassist ever, his audible bass grooves conquers the album through and through, especially in the death metal masterpiece “Slit Your Guts”. Vocalist Lord Worm is also a dominating on None So Vile, as his death growl is powerful and, at times scary. Lord Worm can hold notes for a long time as well, and, surprisingly enough writes some really poetic lyrics as well. The best two words to describe None So Vile are ***ing tits. The riffs are played in a more than fashionable fashion; the lyrics are poetic despite their deathly content, and the bass rules. There is no reason you shouldn’t be getting this album! If you really haven’t heard the Technical Death Metal album of a life time, then you are seriously missing out. Pros: Great Riffs Good Bass Poetic Lyrics Deep and at times Scary Growls Makes me pee my pants Cons: Your pants maybe very wet by the end of the listen Jesus gives this album 5 out of 5 A Godly Favorite!4.0 excellentCryptopsy Whisper Supremacy1.0 awfulMetallica Ride The Lightning
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