AHandfulOfSweatpants
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Average Rating: 3.84
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Objectivity Score: 64%
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5.0 classic
Car Bomb w^w^^w^w
Cryptopsy And Then You'll Beg
After going back through Cryptopsy's releases over and over for the last two years, I've established a new found appreciation for Jon Levasseur & co's writing abilities. I've also ditched the notion that NSV was their crowning achievement, and believe that title now belongs to either this cd, or Whisper Supremacy. This is the very definition of well-written, highly-combustible, amazing metal.
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Death Symbolic
Dying Fetus Destroy the Opposition
Gorguts Obscura
Gorguts Pleiades' Dust
Into the Moat The Design
Jason Becker Perpetual Burn
John Coltrane A Love Supreme
Lye By Mistake Fea Jur
Lye By Mistake Arrangements for Fulminating Vective
Martyr Warp Zone
Necrophagist Epitaph
This monolithic achievement in technical death metal has held up far better than I could have ever anticipated. Tasty morsels abound around every corner, and every turn holds a new surprise - even if you've already heard it a million times before. rSeriously, this album still kicks it like it's a 1996 KoRn concert.
Shawn Lane The Tri-Tone Fascination
Shawn Lane Powers of Ten
Shawn Lane Powers of Ten: Live!
Suffocation Pierced From Within

4.5 superb
Animosity Empires
Cannibal Corpse Gallery Of Suicide
Car Bomb Meta
Converge No Heroes
Converge Axe to Fall
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Death Human
Dying Fetus Killing on Adrenaline
Gorguts Colored Sands
Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate
Greg Howe Introspection
Hate Eternal I, Monarch
Immolation Close to a World Below
Immolation Unholy Cult
Malignancy Eugenics
Malignancy Inhuman Grotesqueries
Metallica Ride The Lightning
Metallica Master Of Puppets
Metallica ...And Justice For All
Nile Black Seeds of Vengeance
Nile In Their Darkened Shrines
Spawn of Possession Noctambulant
Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten
Suffocation Despise the Sun
Ulcerate Vermis
Ulcerate The Destroyers of All

4.0 excellent
Animosity Animal
Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding
Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst
Capharnaum Fractured
Car Bomb Centralia
CHON Grow
Converge Jane Doe
Converge You Fail Me
Death Spiritual Healing
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Death Live in L.A.: Death & Raw
Decapitated Winds of Creation
Decapitated Nihility
Frank Zappa Apostrophe
Frank Zappa Joe's Garage
Gorguts The Erosion of Sanity
Gorguts Considered Dead
Greg Howe Uncertain Terms
Greg Howe Parallax
Hate Eternal Infernus
Hate Eternal King of All Kings
Immolation Here in After
Immolation Failures for Gods
Inferi (USA) The Path of Apotheosis
Into the Moat The Campaign
Into the Moat Means By Which The End Is Justified
Martyr Feeding the Abscess
Metallica Metallica
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction (Re-issue)
Nile Annihilation Of The Wicked
Psycroptic The Scepter of the Ancients
Spawn of Possession Cabinet
Spawn of Possession Incurso
Suffocation Breeding the Spawn
Suffocation Souls to Deny
The Red Chord Prey for Eyes
After my first few listens I thought it was Clients pt.2, Electric Boogaloo - though after numerous other listenings I've completely pushed said thought out of my brainbox, and discovered an amazingly diverse and structurely sound album. It may tread into familiar territory and have an over-abundance of breakdowns, but they're well-written forays, and entertaining for the most part, making the sting of familiarity less severe. All of the members deliver outstanding performances, especially the extremely underrated Brad Fickeisen, who is capable of an extraordinarily broad range of styles - and has added a greater element of unpredictability than was present on Clients. Let us not forget Gunface, who kicks the lead meter on this album into overdrive, though in all honesty, I was hoping for just a smidgen more of what he delivered, because he's so damned good, and should show off a bit more and ditch his reserved approach. The new guitarist, Mike Keller, looks like he was pulled straight from the ranks of Norma Jean, but he's a great player and will be a nice addition to the band's already sterling live performance. Greg Weeks' bass sounds gnarly, throaty, and blends perfectly to deliver that quintessential Red Chord sound fans are used to. Guy's vocals sound great, and while he doesn't explore nearly as much territory as Fused did he still sounds great, and adds enough variation and well thought out vocal patterns to stop that portion of the album from falling into any form of mediocrity. Lastly, the production is crisp, clean and punchy. It's not as balls to the wall as Fused, but it's heavier and more inviting than Clients. Overall this album is chalk-full of the stuff Red Chord fans have appreciated and embraced from day one: a delicate and deftly handled fusion of death metal, grind, jazz, and dysrhythmic order.
The Red Chord Fused Together in Revolving Doors

3.5 great
Cannibal Corpse Vile
Cannibal Corpse The Wretched Spawn
Cannibal Corpse Kill
CHON Newborn Sun
CHON Woohoo!
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy
Death Leprosy
Death Scream Bloody Gore
Decapitated The Negation
Dying Fetus War of Attrition
Frank Zappa Dance Me This
Frank Zappa Everything Is Healing Nicely
Frank Zappa Francesco Zappa
Frank Zappa Chunga's Revenge
Hate Eternal Fury & Flames
Hate Eternal Conquering the Throne
Immolation Dawn of Possession
Immolation Harnessing Ruin
Immolation Majesty and Decay
Immolation Kingdom of Conspiracy
Malignancy Cross Species Transmutation
Malignancy Intrauterine Cannibalism
Martyr Hopeless Hopes
Martyr Extracting The Core
Nile Amongst the Catacombs of Nephren-Ka
Odious Mortem Cryptic Implosion
Psycroptic The Isle of Disenchantment
Psycroptic Symbols of Failure
Suffocation Suffocation
Suffocation Blood Oath
Suffocation Pinnacle of Bedlam
Suffocation Human Waste
Suffocation Reincremated
The Red Chord Clients

3.0 good
Animosity Shut It Down
Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed
Cannibal Corpse 15 Year Killing Spree
Cannibal Corpse Worm Infested
Cannibal Corpse Live Cannibalism
CHON Demo 2008
Converge Halo In A Haystack
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
Dying Fetus Purification Through Violence
Dying Fetus Stop at Nothing
Dying Fetus Descend into Depravity
Dying Fetus Reign Supreme
Hate Eternal Phoenix Amongst The Ashes
Immolation Shadows in the Light
Necrophagist Necrophagist
Nile Ithyphallic
Nile Those Whom The Gods Detest
Psycroptic Ob(Servant)
Psycroptic The Inherited Repression
Psycroptic Psycroptic
The Faceless Akeldama

2.5 average
Cryptopsy Once Was Not
Necrophagist Requiems of Festered Gore

2.0 poor
Despised Icon The Ills Of Modern Man
Pig-squeals and breakdowns abound, with not much substance at all. A band I used to be in was good friends with these guys, and they're stand-up dudes, just not the best at writing cohesive, engaging material.
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus

1.5 very poor
Metallica Load
Metallica Reload

1.0 awful
Metallica St. Anger
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