O.J. Simpson
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Last Active 07-20-10 5:07 am
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Average Rating: 3.35
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5.0 classic
Big Daddy Kane Long Live The Kane
Curtis Mayfield Curtis
De La Soul 3 Feet High And Rising
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me
Dylan Spittin' Hot Fire
Madvillain Madvillainy
Marvin Gaye What's Going On
Opeth Still Life
OutKast Aquemini
Quasimoto The Unseen
Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain
UGK Ridin' Dirty

4.5 superb
Al Green Let's Stay Together
Cap'n Jazz Shmap'n Shmazz
Cave In Planets of Old
Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
Currensy Fast Times at Ridgemont Fly
Curtis Mayfield Superfly
Cypress Hill Cypress Hill
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Frank Sinatra In The Wee Small Hours
how come i never listened to Sinatra until today? oh right, i'm an idiot. Anyways, this albums amazing, have a nice day.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Goodie Mob Soul Food
High on Fire Death Is This Communion
I can't believe I'm liking this as much as I am. Crusty, sludgy riffs and massive song structures, High on Fire have turned their completely psychedelic style into something heavy and nigh progressive. This is truly metal, truly awesome.
Isaac Hayes Hot Buttered Soul
Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt
Jay-Z The Blueprint
Metallica Master Of Puppets
Metallica ...And Justice For All
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Misfits Static Age
Nas Illmatic
Opeth Blackwater Park
OutKast Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik
OutKast ATLiens
Prince Paul A Prince Among Thieves
Protest the Hero Fortress
Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... Pt II
Satyricon Dark Medieval Times
Sigh Imaginary Sonicscape
Sleep Dopesmoker
Souls of Mischief 93 'til Infinity
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2
I need more of a chance for this to grow on me, but this is still a 4.5.
The Microphones Mount Eerie
The Roots Rising Down
Westside Connection Bow Down

4.0 excellent
Alcest Écailles De Lune
B.B. King One Kind Favor
Big Boi Sir Lucious Left Foot
Greatness is acheived many times on here. I can barely count the times where the album doesn't sound great (only "Theme Song", even then that's good), and ultimately the consistency of this big hip hop funk jam makes it the perfect summer album. "Shine Blockas", "Shutterbug", and "Fo Yo Sorrows" are such obvious highlights, but the rest of the songs are great too. Listen to "Shine Blockas (Remix)" to hear Bun B and Project Pat on the track as well.
Biz Markie Goin' Off
Cap'n Jazz Analphabetapolothology
Cee Lo Green Cee-Lo Green Is The Soul Machine
Chamillionaire Ultimate Victory
Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Clipse Hell Hath No Fury
Common Like Water for Chocolate
Common Be
Count Bass D Dwight Spitz
Currensy Smokee Robinson
Currensy Pilot Talk
Dark Time Sunshine Vessel
De La Soul De La Soul Is Dead
Devin The Dude Waitin' to Inhale
Devin The Dude Just Tryin' Ta Live
Devin Townsend Terria
Dinosaur Jr. Farm
DJ Quik Rhythm-al-ism
Dr. Dog Shame, Shame
Dr. Dog Fate
Duffy Rockferry
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Erykah Badu New Amerykah Part Two: Return of the Ankh
Gil Scott-Heron Pieces of a Man
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Goodie Mob Still Standing
Gucci Mane The Burrprint: The Movie 3-D
Guilty Simpson O.J. Simpson
At first it feels bloated, but ultimately most critics aren't letting this grow. The skits start to seep into the flow of the record, which is nigh perfect. Guilty's bullish delivery sounds perfect over Madlib's off-kilter sample choices. As soon as you let Madlib's beats infect your ears, Guilty Simpson starts to infect you with the truly excellent release he has set up in this album.
Guilty Simpson Ode to the Ghetto
Harvey Milk A Small Turn of Human Kindness
Harvey Milk Life... The Best Game in Town
High on Fire Surrounded By Thieves
High on Fire Blessed Black Wings
J-Zone Pimps Don't Pay Taxes
Jay-Z American Gangster
Jay-Z The Black Album
Kanye West The College Dropout
Kanye West Late Registration
Lightning Bolt Wonderful Rainbow
Lightning Bolt Earthly Delights
Lil B Roses Exodus
Lil Wayne Tha Carter II
Marvin Gaye Let's Get It On
Metallica S&M
Miles Davis Nefertiti
Mos Def Black on Both Sides
Mount Eerie Wind's Poem
My Morning Jacket Z
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Opeth Damnation
OutKast Stankonia
Paul Wall and Chamillionaire Get Your Mind Correct
Pete Rock Soul Survivor
Pharoahe Monch Internal Affairs
Quasimoto The Further Adventures of Lord Quas
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
Redman Muddy Waters
RJD2 Deadringer
Rosetta A Determinism of Morality
Sigh Scenes from Hell
Sun Ra Lanquidity
T.I. King
Tha Alkaholiks 21 & Over
The Decemberists The Crane Wife
The Diplomats Diplomatic Immunity
The Microphones It Was Hot, We Stayed In The Water
The Roots Game Theory

3.5 great
50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Dr. Dre was a true chemist. He cooked up some hot shit for 50 Cent to rap over on Get Rich or Die Tryin', and 50 wasn't no slouch neither. 50 Cent is a rapper that is a lot of style, some skill, and because he wasn't too busy with rap until the mid 90s, it feels like he's still learning the job lyrically. But his flow, an aggressively thick growl, jells perfectly over whatever Dre gives him. It's perfect. Shame this perfect chem wouldn't work later on.
Arcade Fire Funeral
Big K.R.I.T. K.R.I.T Wuz Here
Blu and Exile Below the Heavens
Brother Ali The Undisputed Truth
Cannibal Ox The Cold Vein
Cirith Ungol King of the Dead
Clipse Lord Willin'
Clipse We Got It 4 Cheap Volume 2
Common Resurrection
Common Can I Borrow a Dollar?
Common embraces his lighter, more upbeats side throughout this record, and while some songs are amateurish at best, he does his best to entertain the audience. While he became a much better MC over time, I missed the fun bounce of this record.
Currensy Jet Files
Cypress Hill IV
Darkthrone Circle the Wagons
Demonstealer ...And Chaos Will Regin...
Devin The Dude Landing Gear
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Devin Townsend Project Ki
Digable Planets Reachin' (A New Refutation of Time and Space)
DJ Quik Quik Is The Name
DJ Quik & Kurupt BlaQKout
Dr. Dog We All Belong
Gucci Mane Mr. Zone 6
Gucci just got out of jail, and keeps producing that Stove Music. Sounds as good as ever.
Some quotables just from the first verse on "It's Goin Up":
"Droptop Ferrari call it the headless horseman"
"From dem keys to that rolls royce, chop it like its hot"
"Right wrist make the work swish like it's Chop Sticks"
Well, Damn!

LoveNHugs also completely misses the point of Gucci imo.
Gucci Mane The State vs. Radric Davis
Harlem Hippies
With Hippies, Harlem seem content with their form of garage rock. That is, not being innovative at all, meshing fuzzy riffs with bubblegummy choruses and giving that a proper groove. In other words, they're a little stuck in the past, but the effort put into Hippies and the multitude of influences ranging from the 60s rock n' roll/psychedelic rock to grunge make it a worthy effort none-the-less. Come in expecting catchy choruses, crunchy riffs, and nothing but the rock and you'll get as you wish.
Jeezy Trap Or Die 2: Reloaded
Jeezy Let's Get It: Thug Motivation 101
Jeezy The Inspiration
Lightning Bolt Ride The Skies
Lil B The Based God: Based Blunts Vol. 1
Lil Wayne Da Drought 3
Little Eichmanns Hologram
My friend has expressed a desire for me to look into his music. Overall i think it's well done, most of it is chilled over electronic music, layered with thick, warble-y keys and molten, slowly-moving drums. "Effigy" is a highlight because of it's pop-ish song structure and bombastic chorus. There's a big divide between songwriters, which could fault the solidity of the music as a whole, but both styles are good, ranging from the chilled out, whimsical electro-indie to the groovy, toe tapping, hip hop-inspired (if only in drum beats) songs. A good piece of music, definitely showing potential in this band.
Lootpack Soundpieces: Da Antidote!
Massive Attack 100th Window
Maxwell BLACKsummers'night (2009)
Metallica Ride The Lightning
Metallica Garage Inc.
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
Mos Def The Ecstatic
Murs Murs 3:16: the 9th Edition
Mystikal Let's Get Ready
Mystikal Tarantula
Nas It Was Written
Obie Trice Cheers
Ol' Dirty Bastard Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version
Opeth Watershed
Opeth Morningrise
Pharoahe Monch Desire
Reflection Eternal Train of Thought
Rick Ross Teflon Don
RJD2 The Colossus
RJD2 Since We Last Spoke
Surfer Blood Astro Coast
The Isley Brothers 3+3
The Roots How I Got Over
The worst Roots album in years. Luckily, that's still great.
The-Dream Love vs. Money
Them Crooked Vultures Them Crooked Vultures
Three 6 Mafia Chapter 2: World Domination
Three 6 Mafia Most Known Unknown
Three 6 Mafia Chapter 1: The End
Tony Moon MOONshine: You Know, For Kids!!!
Wale Mixtape About Nothing
Wiz Khalifa Kush & Orange Juice
Wiz doesn't quite bounce over these smoothed out elite beats like his partner Curren$y, but this is great stoner hop, and Wiz is a generally good rapper. Overall, I look forward to another album from Wiz, and also looking forward to Pilot Talk aftering hearing Curren$y's guest appearance on "Glass House".

3.0 good
2 Live Crew As Nasty As They Wanna Be
Asher Roth Seared Foie Gras With Quince & Cranberry
B.o.B The Adventures of Bobby Ray
Burzum Belus
Cee Lo Green Cee-Lo Green & His Perfect Imperfections
Chamillionaire The Sound of Revenge
Clipse Til the Casket Drops
Cypress Hill Black Sunday
Devin The Dude Suite 420
Devin The Dude is one of my favorite rappers, he's got a great personality, he can sing, and the dude's pretty funny most of the time. One of the most recognizable styles in hip hop, no doubt. But about half of these beats just aren't worth him. "What I Be On" is an awesome, sing-songy ode to weed and womens, and it totally works because the beat is just woozy and funky enough to work, but some of the album is just lost in uninspired G-Funk.
In other words, fuck you Koch, fuck you and your low budgets.
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown
Eminem Recovery
Genghis Tron Dead Mountain Mouth
Goodie Mob World Party
High on Fire Art Of Self-Defense
Jay-Z Kingdom Come
Jeezy The Recession
Kanye West Graduation
Kid Cudi Man on the Moon: The End of Day
Kurupt Streetlights
La Coka Nostra A Brand You Can Trust
it's good, but it's so distracting to hear Everlast suck so much on the mic now.
Lightning Bolt Hypermagic Mountain
Lil B 6 Kiss
Lil Jon Crunk Rock
Lil Jon is one of the most likable artists in hip hop. I mean, of course his lyrics are TERRIBLE, what else would you expect from the man who created the club MONSTER "Get Low". The fact is, his beats are thumping pieces of crunk magic, and he gets the right people to rap over them, hell, he gets people influenced by him to create shit, and boy does it sound GOOD. The first half is noisy, loud as shit, bouncy crunk muzak, perfect for any club whatsoever. The energy is freakin' infectious. It sort of soils itself in the second half with R&B tracks, especially with the worst song of all time in the 3OH!3-assisted "Hey", but Crunk Rock is much better than I expected. Color me impressed, after 6 years, Lil Jon still sounds as crunk as ever.
Lil Wayne Tha Carter III
Lil Wayne Dedication 2
Lil Wayne Tha Carter
Madvillain Madvillainy 2: The Madlib Remix
Mark Ronson Here Comes The Fuzz
Miles Davis Porgy and Bess
Miles Davis On the Corner
Murs Murray's Revenge
Nas Hip Hop Is Dead
Nas God's Son
Nas and Damian Marley Distant Relatives
Ol' Dirty Bastard Nigga Please
Opeth Deliverance
OutKast Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
OutKast Idlewild
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Real Estate Real Estate
Very pretty music, but there really is nothing else to it. Good to listen to for to calm down for a minute, but absolutely no substance and the listeners ability to get lost in it and not know where you even are is a bit troubling. Tracks are indecipherable, and plays sort of like one cohesive piece, which I guess is good, but also means no highlights, so it's just meandering in the pretty good area, but that's basically it.
Reflection Eternal Revolutions Per Minute
Rhymefest Blue Collar
Sole and the Skyrider Band Plastique
Son House Preachin' The Blues
Souls of Mischief Montezuma's Revenge
T.I. Trap Muzik
T.I. T.I. vs. T.I.P.
Three 6 Mafia Mystic Stylez
Twilight Monument To Time End
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Wait What the notorious xx
Wale Attention Deficit

2.5 average
Aesop Rock Labor Days
As I Lay Dying The Powerless Rise
You know how easy it would be to toss a 3.5 on this record just because it's not shit like the rest of this band's discography? incredibly, but a 3.5 is not a rating out of 5 that would display how good this record really is. It's good in parts, but as a whole, it's really nothing, kinda boring, and ultimately doesn't live up to the hype it's been given around here. Much better than the other shit this band has released, but really, nothing much more than ho-hum metalcore.
Asher Roth Asleep In The Bread Aisle
Beastie Boys Licensed To Ill
Chino XL Here to Save You All
The reason Chino XL has never gained fame is his lack of commercial appeal and his lack of tasteful beat choice. No doubt, along with Ras Kass, in a purely technical sense, one of the greatest MC's ever to walk. But not only is Chino really not that charismatic, but his beat selection is just off. Some goods songs here and there, but mostly disappointing.
Cypress Hill Cypress Hill III: Temples of Boom
Drake So Far Gone
Eminem The Eminem Show
Equilibrium Turis Fratyr
G-Unit Terminate On Sight
Gucci Mane Burrrprint 2 (HD)
King Geedorah Take Me to Your Leader
"Fazers" is one of the most misleading tracks of all time. The sweeping, space-age nature of the beat wanders you to believe this is MF Doom over more fluttering and atmospheric beats, which would be pretty neat, but its far from it. Rather, it's MF's goons from Monsta Island Czars jumping over some of biggest, chillest beats recorded. "Anti-Matter" stands out due to MF and Mr. Fantastik having fantastic chemistry, and you just can't ruin the jazz of "Next Levels", no matter how many goons you send. The fact is, these are some of DOOM's best beats, and his apes just ruin this. Only "No Snakes Alive", with MF Grimm and Rodan sounds truly good with guests, and even then, DOOM almost derails it with his flow which complete ignores the beat. It's shameful to give anything MF DOOM related a 2.5, but whaddya know, this isn't that much of a DOOM record. MF Grimm kills most of these beats on Special Herbs and Spices Vol.1, i suggest you look at that instead of this.
Master P Ghetto D
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Mos Def The New Danger
Nas Street's Disciple
Nas Untitled
Nas Stillmatic
Nas I Am...
One Day as a Lion One Day as a Lion
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Shinedown The Sound of Madness
Twilight Twilight
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Wale Back To The Feature
Wolf Eyes Burned Mind

2.0 poor
3 Doors Down 3 Doors Down
Clipse Clipse Presents: Re-Up Gang
I'd love to like this, but it's recycled, uninspired, and filled to the brim with Koch-brand crappy production. Shame Clipse and the Re-Up Gang put their name on this shit.
Drake Thank Me Later
Drake's writing is pretty awkward, and the majority of the beats are plodding and boring as shit. 40 sounds good until you hear Kanye's two beats, and then you realize his 808-isms are just uneventful and hack-ish. As for Drake, ummm, at least he's kinda getting BETTER.
Eminem Relapse
Equilibrium Sagas
Gucci Mane Trap House
Heaven Shall Burn Iconoclast (Part 1: The Final Resistance)
Jay-Z The Dynasty: Roc La Familia
Jay-Z The Blueprint²: The Gift & the Curse
Metallica Load
Murs Fornever
i fell asleep during this recording, true story bro.
Murs Murs For President
My Morning Jacket Evil Urges
Plies The Real Testament
RJD2 The Third Hand
Sanctus Infernum Sanctus Infernum
System of a Down Hypnotize
Three 6 Mafia Last 2 Walk

1.5 very poor
Alestorm Captain Morgan's Revenge
Cypress Hill Rise Up
Shitty 'rock' mixed with two rappers who are way past their prime who weren't that good in the first place (B Real always had potential, Sen Dog not so much). Worst of all, the single features Sen Dog writes what may be one of the worst verses of the year, and both members of Cypress get miserably outshined by a LAZY Pitbull who sloppily shifts from english to spanish. Yes, this is bad.
Eminem Relapse: Refill
G-Unit Beg For Mercy
Heaven Shall Burn Invictus (Iconoclast III)
If CRYSIS gives a Heaven Shall Burn album almost average, imagine how I'M gonna feel about this!
Metallica Reload
Metallica St. Anger
Metallica Some Kind Of Monster
Mos Def True Magic
Nas Nastradamus
Ol' Dirty Bastard The Trials and Tribulations of Russell Jones
Ol' Dirty Bastard Osirus: The Official Mixtape
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Despair
oh yea whoever added this to the database should honestly kill themselves.
Sage Francis Li(f)e

1.0 awful
Eminem Encore
Jay-Z The Blueprint 3
Korn Korn III: Remember Who You Are
so wait...
people still listen to Korn? lol
suck my dick
Lil Wayne Dedication 3
Metallica Metallica
Plies Goon Affiliated
Plies drools over thin synths about everything he usually does, only, even worse. Picture your average Plies song, and that's your entire album, plus a couple beyond terrible songs including: "Kitty Kitty", "Bruh Bruh" (worst song of the year), "Goonette", and the disaster piece "Good Dick". All in All, don't listen to this, don't make the same mistake I did.
Satyricon Now, Diabolical
Scars on Broadway Scars on Broadway
The Human Abstract Midheaven
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