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5.0 classic
2Pac Me Against the World
Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper
Common Resurrection
Converge Jane Doe
Cream Disraeli Gears
Cream Wheels of Fire
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Mr. Bungle California
With Mr. Bungle, Micheal Patton achieves the maximum level of insanity that could possibly be attained by a person, and with Mr. Bungle's best album, Micheal Patton masters true musical insanity. Serj Tankian? totally pussy. Ozzy Osbourne? whimpy 5 year old with a stutter compared to the master of musical insanity of Micheal Patton. His music with Mr. Bungle contains several different parts and influences, ranging from pop to Death Metal. One I first heard of this, I thought no one with a brain would dare attempt such a stunt. But back then, I did not know that, if anyone could do it, it would be Mr. Bungle. The album starts out with Sweet Charity, which at first sounds melodic and simple, but by None Of Them Knew They Were Robots, we already start hearing death growls. The album is a mixture of all genres, and because Michael and his band are so talented, they managed to pull of the insanity while remaining incredibly musical and effective. One of the best albums ever made.
Nas Illmatic
Nas' Illmatic is Hip Hop at it's very best. The pounding piano and bass heat up as Nas raps about teen life as a black ghetto child. This is really what hip-hop should always be, just plain and simple, instead over produced and ridiculously bloated like most hip hop is. Shame Nas couldn't continue this for too long.
Opeth Still Life
Pharoahe Monch Desire
Radiohead Kid A
Rage Against The Machine Evil Empire
Sigur Ros ( )
System of a Down System of a Down
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Flashbulb Soundtrack to a Vacant Life
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Roots Illadelph Halflife
Tool Lateralus
Tool ├ćnima

4.5 superb
AFI The Art of Drowning
Agalloch The Mantle
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Anthrax Among the Living
B.B. King One Kind Favor
Beck Guero
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
Clipse Hell Hath No Fury
Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends
Common Be
Common Like Water for Chocolate
Common One Day It'll All Make Sense
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Deftones White Pony
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Flobots Fight with Tools
Frank Zappa Hot Rats
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard The Dark Knight
Kanye West Late Registration
Korn Korn
Lupe Fiasco The Cool
Mastodon Leviathan
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Meshuggah obZen
From the monster looking at you from the cover, to the appearance of the band, we know Meshuggah is a force to be wrenched with. The band's music provides pure evil in the form of crushing riffs and shredding screams. Truly a modern, technical metal masterpiece, and the most impressive work of Meshuggah.

Robert N. Smith
Metallica Master of Puppets
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice
Mobb Deep The Infamous
Mudvayne L.D. 50
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Nirvana In Utero
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth Deliverance
Organized Konfusion Stress: The Extinction Agenda
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Protest the Hero Fortress
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
R.A. The Rugged Man Die, Rugged Man, Die
Radiohead OK Computer
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy
Septicflesh Communion
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols
SIG:AR:TYR Sailing the Seas of Fate
Sigur Ros Hvarf/Heim
Sigur Ros Heima (DVD)
Slayer Reign in Blood
South Park Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Spoon Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Mothers of Invention Weasels Ripped My Flesh
The Offspring Smash
The Roots Game Theory
The Roots Things Fall Apart
The Roots Rising Down
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III & IV
Tool Undertow
Weezer Weezer

4.0 excellent
10 Years The Autumn Effect
Alice Cooper Along Came a Spider
Alter Bridge Blackbird
Anthrax Spreading the Disease
Beck Modern Guilt
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
Chamillionaire Ultimate Victory
Children of Bodom Something Wild
Common Finding Forever
Converge You Fail Me
Converge No Heroes
Deathchain Deathrash Assault
Disturbed Indestructible
DragonForce Valley of the Damned
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown
E-40 My Ghetto Report Card
GZA Pro Tools
HORSE the band R. Borlax
HORSE the band The Mechanical Hand
Kanye West The College Dropout
Korn Life Is Peachy
Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn
Lil Wayne Da Drought 3
Lil Wayne Tha Carter III
Ludo Broken Bride EP
Lupe Fiasco Food & Liquor
Megadeth United Abominations
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante
Mr. Bungle's least accessible effort, a truly avant grad album, providing Mr. Bungle's best overall band performance. The album, however, fails to match Mr. Bungle's first two efforts due to the lessening of the appearance of Michael Patton, Mr. Bungle's insanely fun frontman. His vocals are deeply missed throughout most of the album, and although the album is musically amazing and wild, it just isn't the same with more than half of the record without vocals. Mr. Bungle would learn from this mistake, and make a much more Patton oriented effort, and an overall better album, with California.
Nas Untitled
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile
One Day as a Lion One Day as a Lion
Opeth Damnation
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Opeth Lamentations
Opeth Watershed
Panic! at the Disco Pretty. Odd.
Presto State of the Art
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze
Rage Against The Machine Rage Against the Machine
Say Anything In Defense of the Genre
Sigur Ros Med Sud i Eyrum vid Spilum Endalaust
Skeletonwitch Beyond the Permafrost
Slayer South of Heaven
Slayer Christ Illusion
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Soup (US) Soup
The Black Crowes The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion
The Black Crowes Warpaint
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Offspring Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace
The Roots Phrenology
The Roots Do You Want More?!!!??!
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins Gish
The Used The Used
Weird Al Yankovic Straight Outta Lynwood
William Shatner Has Been

3.5 great
3 Doors Down The Better Life
Anthrax Fistful of Metal
Anthrax We've Come for You All
Apoptygma Berzerk Welcome To Earth
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Clipse Lord Willin'
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists
Down Down III: Over the Under
Eminem The Slim Shady EP
Equilibrium Sagas
Falkenbach ...Magni Blandinn Ok Megintiri...
Folk Metal outfit Falkenbach is the solo outfit for Vratyas Vakyas, and many would consider this among the man's best albums. The album feels like, well, a vikings trail onward through the blackening sea, as fellow vikings drift along. Rarely does this album drift off into a land called nowhere, but when it does, it does. Excellent work.

Robert N. Smith
Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion I
In Flames A Sense of Purpose
Judas Priest Painkiller
Katy Perry One of the Boys
Lamb of God Sacrament
Ludo You're Awful, I Love You
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Megadeth The System Has Failed
Mobb Deep Hell on Earth
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
N.E.R.D. In Search Of
N.E.R.D. Seeing Sounds
Nirvana Nevermind
Opeth Morningrise
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Opeth The Roundhouse Tapes
Protest the Hero Kezia
Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age
Radiohead Amnesiac
Radiohead The Bends
RZA Digital Bullet
Sigur Ros Takk...
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
Styles P Time Is Money
System of a Down Steal This Album!
System of a Down Toxicity
The Ascent of Everest How Lonely Sits the City
The Ascent to Everest's music is stunning, containing elements of classical music in their post rock goodness. Beautiful violins and an atmosphere like no other, How Lonely Sits the City shows the world what the band could be, but some songs seem to drag on and on, which is a shame because everything else about How Lonely The City Sits is great.
The Black Crowes Shake Your Money Maker
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Offspring Americana
The Shins Wincing the Night Away
The Smashing Pumpkins Adore
The Used Lies for the Liars
The White Stripes Icky Thump
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. I & II
Various Artists (Hip Hop) 8 Mile OST
Velvet Revolver Libertad

3.0 good
2Pac 2Pacalypse Now
3 Doors Down Away from the Sun
Arkona (RUS) Ot Serdtsa K Nebu
Black Light Burns Cruel Melody
Brand New Deja Entendu
Charles Manson Lie
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Cream Goodbye
David Banner The Greatest Story Ever Told
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm
Emarosa Relativity
Eminem The Eminem Show
Eminem Infinite
Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion II
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American
Jimmy Eat World Clarity
Job for a Cowboy Genesis
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake
Metallica Load
N.E.R.D. Fly Or Die
Nas Hip Hop Is Dead
Opeth Orchid
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Rage Against The Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Serj Tankian Elect the Dead
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Roots The Tipping Point
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina/The Machines of God
Weezer Pinkerton
Zach Hill Astrological Straits

2.5 average
10 Years Division
Anthrax State of Euphoria
Atreyu Lead Sails Paper Anchor
AZ Undeniable
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Blake Lewis Audio Daydream
Bullet For My Valentine The Poison
Bullet For My Valentine Scream, Aim, Fire
Children of Bodom Blooddrunk
Disturbed Believe
Divine Heresy Bleed the Fifth
Fear Factory guitarist Dino left the band to create something new, but with Divine Heresy, he doesn't do that one bit. Divine Heresy's Bleed The Fifth pretty much sounds like Fear Factory mixed with Pantera, with a tad more technicality in the guitars and drums. Dino's guitars and Tim's drums are speedy and brutal, and work together excellently. But Tom's vocal work feels incredibly awkward in this situation, containing weak harsh vocals and some good cleans that don't fit the songs at all. Overall this is an attempt from Fear Factory guitarist Dino to make something creative, and he fails at that, but what he does is make some decent Groove Metal for the whole family.
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Eminem Curtain Call: The Hits
Eminem Straight from the Lab
HORSE the band A Natural Death
I Am Alaska A Day In A Life
Jimmy Eat World Futures
Judas Priest Angel of Retribution
Megadeth The World Needs a Hero
Megadeth Risk
Metallica Metallica
Mobb Deep Juvenile Hell
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
Nas Street's Disciple
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine
Nirvana Incesticide
Paramore Riot!
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Radiohead In Rainbows
Radiohead The Best Of
Slayer God Hates Us All
Suicide Silence The Cleansing
System of a Down Mezmerize
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
There is no doubt in my mind that this is an improvement over amputechture, but not by much. Amputechture was a failure to put it simply, and far below anything they had done previously, only having a few shining lites. The Bedlam In Goliath has some of Mars Volta's best music in years, but fails due to some of the poorest delivery known to man. The album starts off with "Aberinkula", and although the music is frutiful and excellent, it just sounds so awkward and it feels like something is definitely missing. for every success like "Wax Simulacra" and "Goliath", there is at least one colossal failure, such as "Tourniquet Man" and "Aberinkula". Amputechture was a failure from the start, but the story of Bedlam of Goliath is much sadder, as much of the music on the album is some of the band's best stuff, with excellent riffs and good band performances, it's just that the structures are way too out of line and at times weak to keep the song together. In human anatomy terminology, Bedlam has the important organs, but just doesn't have the skeleton.
The Offspring Splinter
Tool 10,000 Days
Various Artists (Hip Hop) Eminem Presents: The Re-Up
Velvet Revolver Melody and the Tyranny
Weezer The Red Album
Weezer The Red Album (Deluxe Edition)
Wolfmother Wolfmother

2.0 poor
3 Doors Down Seventeen Days
A Skylit Drive Wires...and the Concept of Breathing
AC/DC Back In Black
Airbourne Runnin' Wild
Alter Bridge One Day Remains
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Beck The Information
Black Kids Partie Traumatic
Cajun Dance Party This Colourful Life
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Cannibal Corpse Kill
Chamillionaire The Sound of Revenge
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Common Electric Circus
Dethklok The Dethalbum
Disturbed The Sickness
Jimmy Eat World Chase This Light
Job for a Cowboy Doom
Kanye West Graduation
Korn Untouchables
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Macho Man Randy Savage Be A Man
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica Reload
Miley Cyrus Breakout
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts I-IV
Nine Inch Nails The Slip
Panic! at the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
Pantera Reinventing the Steel
R.E.M. Accelerate
Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
RZA The Birth of a Prince
Shinedown The Sound of Madness
Sonic Syndicate Only Inhuman
Soulja Boy
Staind The Illusion of Progress
System of a Down Hypnotize
The Mars Volta Amputechture
The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist
Velvet Revolver Contraband
Weezer Maladroit
Weezer The Green Album

1.5 very poor
3 Doors Down 3 Doors Down
Angels and Airwaves We Don't Need to Whisper
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
Cannibal Corpse The Wretched Spawn
Cradle of Filth Thornography
Daughtry Daughtry
Eminem Encore
Judas Priest Nostradamus
Linkin Park Meteora
Louis XIV The Best Little Secrets Are Kept
Norma Jean The Anti Mother
Puddle of Mudd Come Clean
RZA RZA as Bobby Digital in Stereo
RZA Digi Snacks
Scars on Broadway Scars on Broadway
Slayer Diabolus in Musica
Staind Chapter V
t.A.T.u. Dangerous and Moving
The Human Abstract Midheaven
The Offspring Conspiracy of One
The Used In Love and Death
Trivium Ascendancy
Weezer Make Believe

1.0 awful
Angels and Airwaves I-Empire
Atreyu The Best of Atreyu
If this is the best of Atreyu, I really don't want to know what the fucking worst is. Your mini-review is too short,
Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet
Avenged Sevenfold Warmness on the Soul
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold
Cannibal Corpse Vile
Chiodos All's Well That Ends Well
Darkthrone F.O.A.D.
Kid Rock Cocky
This is the best album ever, Distorted Guitars playing guitar riffs while Kid Rock raps with a country accent really do the trick for me. Plus Kid Rock's Country angst lyrics are really awesome, rly.
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Louis XIV Slick Dogs and Ponies
Metallica St. Anger
Mobb Deep Blood Money
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero
Prussian Blue The Path We Chose
Serj Tankian Lie Lie Live
Staind 14 Shades of Grey
The Nightwatchman One Man Revolution
The Stooges The Weirdness
Trivium Ember to Inferno
Trivium The Crusade
V.I.C. Beast

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