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5.0 classic
AFI Black Sails in the Sunset
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Augury Fragmentary Evidence
Cardiacs A Little Man and a House...
Defeater Travels
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Disillusion Back to Times of Splendor
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Gorod Neurotripsicks
Prince Purple Rain
Prince Around the World in a Day
Prince O(+>
Rage Against The Machine Rage Against The Machine
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
Tool Ænima
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead
Unexpect Fables of the Sleepless Empire
Weezer Pinkerton
Getchoo got me...like i was listening and i said...hey, i hope something gets me on this album, and then getchoo got me...

4.5 superb
'68 Two Parts Viper
3 (USA) Wake Pig
AFI Sing the Sorrow
AFI All Hallow's E.P.
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors
At the Drive-In Vaya
The Vaya EP is the precursor to At the Drive-In's masterpiece which shows a tremendous amount of growth from In/Casino/Out, incorporating savage aggression and breath-taking beauty. It contains Metronome Arthritis, one of if not the best At the Drive-In songs, and 198d...a sweet ender that caps off everything the EP is. There ain't no filler here jack, rather just a short burst of power that though easy to swallow time-wise...takes a lot of effort to truly grip.
At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out
Augury Concealed
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence
Billy Talent Billy Talent
Blink-182 blink-182
Braintoy Vehicles
Burst Origo
Burst Prey on Life
Burst Lazarus Bird
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Circle Takes the Square Rites of Initiation
Circle Takes the Square pulls out their mammoth meat stick and fucks your mouth, until your brain reverse jisms...i've had two abortions since this leaked, that's how good it is...
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade
Cynic Traced in Air
Death Grips Exmilitary
Death Grips The Money Store
Death Grips Government Plates
Defeater Empty Days and Sleepless Nights
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Disillusion Three Neuron Kings
dredg Leitmotif
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence
Gorod Leading Vision
Gorod Process of a New Decline
In Mourning Shrouded Divine
In Vain The Latter Rain
La Dispute Vancouver
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair
Lady Radiator Bounce Energy Hear Me Out
Lights Out Asia Eyes Like Brontide
Linkin Park Reanimation
Mastodon Blood Mountain
maudlin of the Well Bath
Meshuggah I
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Nahemah The Second Philosophy
Portishead Third
Prince Parade
Prince Musicology
Protest the Hero Kezia
R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet (Chapters 1-12)
Strapping Young Lad City
Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between
System of a Down System of a Down
System of a Down Toxicity
The Kindred Ms. Mary Mallon
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta Amputechture
The Mars Volta Noctourniquet
The Streets Original Pirate Material
The Streets Everything is Borrowed
The Streets Computers And Blues
The Streets Cyberspace and Reds
at 4 o'clock today Mike Skinner punched me in the face...a perfect companion to computers and blues, almost all of the multitude of guests from the british/scottish/otherish rap scenes really lay down some good lines, and really mesh with with skinner as the kingpin...if you listen to one mixtape, make it this one...the robots are taking over
The Strokes Is This It
Tool Lateralus
Trophy Scars Darkness, Oh Hell

4.0 excellent
3 (USA) The End is Begun
90 Day Men To Everybody
Adebisi Shank This is the Album
AFI Crash Love
AFI Burials
All Shall Perish The Price of Existence
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam
Antemasque Antemasque
Antonio Vivaldi The Four Seasons
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
Be'lakor The Frail Tide
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax: Hypersleep Dialogues
Adam Thomas is such an artist. I'm sure he's created and struggled for art, and, thusly, is able to use words like gimmicks and mindless...anyone who would write such a sound-off must either be a tortured artist or a giant bowl of cock milk...like seriously, he gave that new shit pth album a 4 and dares to question btbam? Isn't pth just a btbam copy hologram with bad jokes? I haven't heard this album, but I'm sure adam thomas knows what he's talking about...
Billy Talent Billy Talent II
Bloodbath Unblessing the Purity
Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow
Cynic Re-Traced
On re-traced cynic does not re-cycle...rather, they re-think their sound and re-invent themselves...the ep presents a re-juvenated, re-freshed, and all around re-donkulus band...give this a couple re-volutions in the cd tray and you will not re-gret it...
D12 Devil's Night
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
Defeater Lost Ground
Faggots dig hardcore, badass mother fuckers dig defeater...
Devin Townsend Terria
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
adam thomas, adam downer and deviant (staff? or worst users on the site?)...though this seems to be a polarizing album, it is neither masterpiece nor failure...dev's immaturity as a lyricist, as usual, takes away from an otherwise fantastic experience but this is by far his best heavy work since City...if the guy figured out that farts and masturbation stopped being funny in 6th grade, id be much happier...still devin townsend rocks my hairy anus, no more, no less...
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
dredg El Cielo
dredg The Pariah, The Parrot, The Delusion
Eminem The Eminem Show
Flight of the Conchords Flight of the Conchords
Fredrik Thordendal's Special Defects Sol Niger Within
From First to Last Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body Count
Glassjaw El Mark
Glassjaw Our Color Green (The Singles)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Gorillaz Demon Days
Group X Stepping on the Crowtche owf Your President
HORSE the band R. Borlax
HORSE the band Desperate Living
Ikuinen Kaamos Closure
In Mourning The Weight of Oceans
Into Eternity Buried in Oblivion
Jardin de la Croix Pomeroy
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye
La Dispute Untitled
La Dispute Wildlife
Machine Head The Blackening
Mastodon Leviathan
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Mastodon The Hunter
Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree
Meshuggah Chaosphere
Meshuggah obZen
Mew Frengers
Michael Jackson Thriller
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice
Muse Absolution
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Se Dice Bisonte, No Búfalo
Portishead Dummy
Prince 3121
Protest the Hero A Calculated Use of Sound
Protest the Hero Fortress
PSY/OPSogist Souls Touch EP
PSY/OPSogist Kings Of Sleep
Quo Vadis Defiant Imagination
Radiohead OK Computer
Rage Against The Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Richard Cheese Tuxicity
Strapping Young Lad Alien
Strapping Young Lad The New Black
System of a Down Steal This Album!
System of a Down Hypnotize
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
The Devin Townsend Band Synchestra
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Mars Volta Tremulant
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
The Receiving End of Sirens Between the Heart and the Synapse
The Streets A Grand Don't Come For Free
The Strokes Angles
Weezer Weezer
WWE WWE Anthology
Zimmer's Hole When You Were Shouting at the Devil...

3.5 great
3 (USA) The Ghost You Gave To Me
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
All Shall Perish Awaken the Dreamers
All the Empires of the World ...Will Be Laid To Waste
Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom
Behemoth The Apostasy
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect
Brand New Deja Entendu
Buckethead Enter the Chicken
Circa Survive Juturna
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
Cold War Kids Robbers and Cowards
Converge Jane Doe
Cynic Focus
De Facto Megaton Shotblast
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
Deftones Deftones
Devin Townsend Project Ki
Dream Theater Train of Thought
Eminem Recovery
Ephel Duath The Painter's Palette
Flight of the Conchords The Distant Future
Gojira The Way of All Flesh
Gorod Transcendence
Hammers Of Misfortune The August Engine
Really wish I could keep track of who pos'd and negged with the names detailing every move. That way I could track the animals down, slather on some warpaint and sever their heads from their worthless unloved bodies.
Hot Chip Made in the Dark
I, Omega Tale of the Complex Circuit
Take a singer who wants to sound like pth but sounds more like coheed+fall out boy, throw in some excellent guitars and interesting drumming, a faux-progressiveness, and awesome moments far outweighed by the stereotypical genre crippling douchery-laden metalcore-cliche ones and you have Tale of the Complex Circuit...An interesting album by a band who isn't quite sure who they want to be yet...
In Every Breath Distrust
In Mourning Monolith
In Vain Mantra
Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies
Korn Issues
Lady Radiator Party With Villains
title track makes EP worth owning...like seriousy dood...
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
maudlin of the Well Leaving Your Body Map
Mirrorthrone Gangrene
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
Necrophagist Epitaph
Newbreed Child of the Sun
One Day as a Lion One Day as a Lion
Opeth Still Life
Sure, it's the same style, any one part of one song may fit in to another, but listening to this is so damn powerful. This record reeks of hatred, sorrow, love, demise - the musical styles reflect the concepts flawlessly with perfect instrumental execution. Just can't dislike this album one bit.
Pain of Salvation The Perfect Element, Part 1
Pavor Furioso
an album made to make you feel bad about your lack of mastery of a given instrument...hard to listen to? Sometimes, but the pros outweigh the cons...the bass performance alone could make one splooge/cringe...recommended for people who like their music extra hard to play...oh, and the vocals that open the album may be the best thing ever...like ever...
pg.lost It's Not Me, It's You!
Prince Batman
Prince Diamonds & Pearls
PSY/OPSogist Suffused With Static
Rage Against The Machine Evil Empire
Rage Against The Machine Renegades
Serj Tankian Elect the Dead
SikTh Death of a Dead Day
Static-X Machine
Steel Heavy Metal Machine
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing
System of a Down Mezmerize
Taking Back Sunday Louder Now
The Dead Weather Sea of Cowards
The Mars Volta Octahedron
My devil makes me dream, like no other mortal dreams...
The Prize Fighter Inferno My Brother's Blood Machine
The White Stripes Elephant
The White Stripes Icky Thump
Thirty Seconds To Mars A Beautiful Lie
Trophy Scars Hospital Music for the Aesthetics of Language
Trophy Scars Bad Luck
Unexpect In a Flesh Aquarium
Various Artists (Hip Hop) 8 Mile OST

3.0 good
3 (USA) Revisions
50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin'
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Arsis A Diamond for Disease
Botch An Anthology of Dead Ends
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Bucket Full Of Teeth IV
Circa Survive On Letting Go
Circa Survive Blue Sky Noise
Coheed and Cambria Year of the Black Rainbow
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Ascension
D12 D12 World
Dead Letter Circus Dead Letter Circus
Devin Townsend Project Addicted
Disillusion Gloria
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
dredg Catch Without Arms
Edge of Sanity Crimson
Eminem Encore
Equilibrium Sagas
Fair to Midland Fables From a Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times is True
Fleshgod Apocalypse Oracles
Glassjaw Coloring Book
HORSE the band Pizza
I Am Abomination Jaw Dropper
Ikuinen Kaamos The Forlorn
Intestine Baalism Ultimate Instinct
Linkin Park Meteora
Ludacris Word Of Mouf
Manic Street Preachers The Holy Bible
Mercenary The Hours That Remain
Minsk The Ritual Fires of Abandonment
Modern Life Is War Witness
Mouth of the Architect Quietly
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love
Oceans of Sadness The Arrogance Of Ignorance
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet
Powerglove Metal Kombat for the Mortal Man
Protest the Hero Volition
Radiohead In Rainbows
Rage Speak of the Dead
Rage Against The Machine Live at the Grand Olympic Auditorium
Scars on Broadway Scars on Broadway
Sev All These Dreams
i see you going again, what could you possibly want, i thought we could be friends but then i knew it was a front...makes you miss the days of pepsi blue...
Sigh Imaginary Sonicscape
South Park Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Subtle ExitingARM
Symphony X V: The New Mythology Suite
System of a Down Lonely Day
Textures Silhouettes
The Fall of Troy Phantom on the Horizon
it's all a crappy blur...crappy but with yummy sprinkles...the sprinkles can hide the taste of crap for a while, but eventually you taste the crap
The Raconteurs Broken Boy Soldiers
The Streets The Hardest Way To Make An Easy Living
The Strokes Room on Fire
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. I & II
United Nations United Nations
Withered Folie Circulaire

2.5 average
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Ayreon The Human Equation
Between the Buried and Me Between the Buried and Me
Bloodbath The Fathomless Mastery
Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm
Dream Theater Octavarium
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
Edge of Sanity Crimson II
Isis Celestial
Jubala Jubala
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Mors Principium Est The Unborn
Off Minor Some Blood
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Opeth Watershed
Paramore Riot!
Primordial To the Nameless Dead
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Streetlight Manifesto The Hands That Thieve
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate
hey all the shitty metalheads of the site who think they have good taste but don't think this sucks...and, sadly, they're pretty much right...the addition of a shitty guitarist from a shitty band and the subtraction of most memorable moments of albums past makes this a samey wash of let down...this is the album that finally justifies the unfair reputation this band has always been awarded ...
Tool 10,000 Days

2.0 poor
At the Drive-In Acrobatic Tenement
Bolt Thrower Those Once Loyal
Children of Bodom Blooddrunk
Cog Sharing Space
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Descension
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth
Fear Before Fear Before
Green Day American Idiot
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
Jay-Z and Linkin Park Collision Course
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Meniscus Absence of I
Metallica Death Magnetic
Muse The Resistance
Novembre The Blue
Panda Bear Tomboy
Past Lives Strange Symmetry
Protest the Hero Scurrilous
Sigur Ros ( )
Silversun Pickups Swoon
Static-X Wisconsin Death Trip
Three Days Grace One-X
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III & IV
TV on the Radio Young Liars

1.5 very poor
dredg Chuckles & Mr. Squeezy
Gorod A Perfect Absolution
Where are the Gorod parts? Album sounds like new Gorod is aiming for American death metal fans, by far the most generic collection of songs they have done (I question whether i'd even know this was Gorod if it wasn't for 5000 at a Funeral and Carved in the Wind)...the biggest problem (besides the lack of original songwriting so present in all of their previous work) is the new vocalist...he's awful, not a moment where he doesn't pull down the overall experience due to his tiresome, overdone, i've heard this in every deathcore band ever approach...when you have to throw in spoken word sections in a 38 minute album just to keep the vocals sounding fresh, there's a big problem and any time he varies it up(spoken, singing), it comes off as forced if not laughable (There is only one...Goddddd) . For me, no other death metal band can touch any of Gorod's previous work but this ain't that Gorod...this will be the album that wins them many fans in the scene, but probably will be the jump the shark moment...if you liked Gorod and what they were about, you won't like this...I couldn't be more disappointed

Ps Thor is a fag, keep being the News Mod, if you can swallow this mainstream bologna you're just a sheep. This album is made to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Carved in the Wind is the only song that comes near the rest of their work...this is laughable...the spoken word sections are atrocious and the majority of the album sounds like it could be the most recent All Shall Perish release. The uniqueness is gone thus it appeals to users like thor who want "yo that was an awesome, easy to swallow listen. My father penetrates me at night"...the drummer is invisible, no finesse... And where's the bassist? Point to apart like any fill on even their worst, Process of a New Decline. Where is there well thought out, full songs like Disavow Your God, Almighty's Murder, State of Seceret? It's made to be accessible...

Oh wait, you said it's "fucking awesome". That's definitely a legit definition. I'm sure the majority of the fans of this would be like "yo mah dude, this fucking awesome shit is like so cool...I mean, the vocalist double demon layered bullshit vocals so hard. And the guitar stuff is fucking awesome. And the drummer is so fast man he just blasts and doubles all over that fucking awesome shit I just can't handle it. I don't remember any parts other than the wicked guitars tho because they're so fucking awesome. And that one memorable jazz part on the ENTIRE ALBUM. Yo its so kewlllll. And that there is only one god part lolololololo rofl lmao omg omg Soooooooooo RAD...Tubular and shit"
Neurosis Given to the Rising
Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com
Soulja Boy iSouljaBoyTellEm
Waking the Cadaver Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler

1.0 awful
Thrice Beggars

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