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5.0 classic
Aborted Slaughter & Apparatus: A Methodical Overture
Amon Amarth Versus the World
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Brutal Truth Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Death Symbolic
Deicide The Stench Of Redemption
Dimmu Borgir In Sorte Diaboli
Ed Gein It's A Shame That A Family Can Be Torn Apart By...
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Metallica Master Of Puppets
This is one of my favorite albums ever made,it would be a classic if it wasn't so repetitive.The guitar solos are great,and so is the drumming,but the vocals sound almost exactly the same on every single song!I reccomend this cd.
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
Motorhead Ace Of Spades
Napalm Death Scum
Nile Annihilation Of The Wicked
Pessimist Absence of Light
Putrid Pile Collection Of Butchery
Repulsion Horrified
The Absence From Your Grave
Unearth The Stings of Conscience

4.5 superb
Aborted Goremageddon: The Saw and the Carnage...
Amagortis Abominable
Amon Amarth Fate of Norns
Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall
Anthrax Among The Living
Behemoth The Apostasy
Behemoth Satanica
Black Label Society The Blessed Hellride
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath The Dio Years
Black Sabbath Heaven And Hell
Bloodbath Breeding Death
Bloodbath Nightmares Made Flesh
Brutal Truth Sounds of the Animal Kingdom
Burzum Det Som Engang Var
Cannibal Corpse Kill
Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed
Cannibal Corpse Vile
Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back To Life
Combatwoundedveteran I Know A Girl Who Develops Crime Scene Photos
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
Dark Tranquillity Character
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Deathchain Deathrash Assault
Deicide Insineratehymn
Deicide Deicide
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon
Fairytale Abuse Her Dark Damnation
Fairytale Abuse The Spirit Tower
Gorod Leading Vision
Guttural Secrete Reek Of Pubescent Despoilment
Hatebreed Under the Knife
Iron Maiden The Number Of The Beast
Iron Maiden Piece Of Mind
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
Job For A Cowboy Doom
Metallica ...And Justice For All
Misfits Collection II
This is a great cd.The misfits aren't my favorite band,but this cd is impressive.It has very little weak points,and overall this is one of the best cds of this genre.
Mortician Re-Animated Dead Flesh
Napalm Death The Code Is Red...Long Live the Code
Nile Ithyphallic
Obituary Frozen in Time
Obituary Cause of Death
Opeth Deliverance
Pessimist Slaughtering the Faithful
Psychostick We Couldn't Think of a Title
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe
Severe Torture Fall Of The Despised
Six Feet Under Bringer of Blood
Six Feet Under Maximum Violence
The Casualties On the Front Line
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Dillinger Escape Plan Under the Running Board
The End (CAN) Elementary
The Locust New Erections
The Number Twelve Looks Like You The Number Twelve Looks Like You
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Nuclear. Sad. Nuclear.
Torture Killer For Maggots to Devour
Unearth The Oncoming Storm
Unearth III: In the Eyes of Fire
Unearth Our Days of Eulogy
Venom Black Metal
Zakk Wylde Book of Shadows

4.0 excellent
3 Doors Down Away from the Sun
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Amon Amarth Sorrow Throughout the Nine Worlds
Anthrax Persistence Of Time
Behemoth Pandemonic Incantations
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Black Sabbath Mob Rules
Black Sabbath Greatest Hits 1970–1978
Blackeight Blackeight 3
Bloodbath Resurrection Through Carnage
Buckcherry Fifteen
This is an excellent cd,I'm still listening to it,and that meens a lot considering I have over 300 cds.The vocals are pretty good,the guitarwork is great,overall this is a great cd that you can listen to all the way through without skipping any tracks.
Burzum Filosofem
Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious
Cattle Decapitation Humanure
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
Darkest Hour Hidden Hands of a Sadist Nation
Death Human
Death Spiritual Healing
Death Scream Bloody Gore
Decrepit Birth Diminishing Between Worlds
Deicide Scars of the Crucifix
Deicide In Torment in Hell
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia
Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
Dimmu Borgir For all tid
Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists
Extreme Noise Terror A Holocaust In Your Head
Fairytale Abuse Catharsis
Gorod Neurotripsicks
Ion Dissonance Breathing Is Irrelevant
Iron Maiden A Matter Of Life And Death
Iron Maiden Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son
Iron Maiden Best Of The Beast
Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage
Korn Life Is Peachy
Kyuss Welcome To Sky Valley
Lamb of God Sacrament
Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Marilyn Manson Holy Wood
Marilyn Manson Lest We Forget
Mastodon Remission
Megadeth United Abominations
Metallica Metallica
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Morbid Angel Covenant
Motograter Motograter
Nile In The Beginning
Obituary Slowly We Rot
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Pessimist Blood For The Gods
Pessimist Cult of the Initiated
Putrid Pile The Pleasure in Suffering
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire
Rob Zombie Past, Present & Future
Rob Zombie Educated Horses
This isn't as good as his previous cds in my opinion,but it is still a very solid album.I liked how he brought back a little of the white zombie sound.My favorite songs were American witch,Foxy,Foxy,and the lords of salem.I reccomend this cd if your a fan of this type of music.
Rush Snakes & Arrows
Sepultura Roots
Six Feet Under Commandment
Six Feet Under Haunted
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
Soilwork Figure Number Five
Soilwork A Predator's Portrait
Static-X Wisconsin Death Trip
The Casualties Under Attack
The Dillinger Escape Plan Plagiarism
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Dillinger Escape Plan The Dillinger Escape Plan
The Locust Safety Second, Body Last
The Locust Plague Soundscapes
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses
The Used In Love and Death
Thirty Seconds to Mars A Beautiful Lie
Unida Coping With The Urban Coyote
Various Artists Saw III OST
Vomitory Primal Massacre
wecamewithbrokenteeth We're Packing Are You?
Wormed Planisphaerium

3.5 great
Aborted The Archaic Abattoir
Amagortis Promo
Behemoth Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond)
Burzum Hlidskjalf
Burzum Burzum/Aske
Cattle Decapitation Karma.Bloody.Karma
Cephalic Carnage Anomalies
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Cryptopsy Once Was Not
Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy
Dead Hearts Bitter Verses
Death Fate: Best of Death
Death Leprosy
Deicide Legion
DevilDriver The Fury of Our Maker's Hand
Dimmu Borgir Godless Savage Garden
Dimmu Borgir Stormblåst
Disturbed Believe
Drowning Pool Sinner
Dying Fetus War of Attrition
Godsmack Faceless
Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion I
I thought this was alright,and it has its moments,but appetite for destruction was better.The highlights of the album are tracks 1,2,3,5,7,8,and 13.The vocals change from soft sounds to loud sounds a lot,which I think makes it better but thats just my opinion.I reluctantly reccomend this cd.
GWAR Ragnarok
Ion Dissonance Solace
Iron Maiden Fear Of The Dark
Iron Maiden Death On The Road
Iron Maiden Killers
Job For A Cowboy Genesis
Killswitch Engage The End of Heartache
Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake
Marilyn Manson Portrait of an American Family
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals
Marilyn Manson The Golden Age of Grotesque
Matchbox Twenty Mad Season
Metallica Reload
Metallica Load
Mindless Self Indulgence Tight
Mudvayne Lost and Found
Obituary Back from the Dead
Obituary World Demise
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Pearl Jam Pearl Jam
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Severe Torture Butchery of the Soul
SikFuk Gore Delisious
Slayer Reign In Blood
Static-X Cannibal
Static-X Start A War
The Adicts Songs of Praise
The Adicts Live and Loud
The Number Twelve Looks Like You An Inch of Gold for An Inch of Time
Torture Killer Swarm!
Vampire Mooose Vampire Mooose
Various Artists Bam Margera Presents: Viva La Bands
Vital Remains Icons of Evil
Vomitory Terrorize Brutalize Sodomize
wecamewithbrokenteeth sweet.sweet.rock
Wolfmother Wolfmother

3.0 good
36 Crazyfists Rest Inside the Flames
A Dozen Furies Rip The Stars Down
Anthrax The Collection
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Bad Company Bad Company
Behemoth Demigod
Biohazard Kill or be Killed
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!
Black Stone Cherry Black Stone Cherry
Blackeight Blackeight
blink-182 Greatest Hits
Cattle Decapitation To Serve Man
Children of Bodom Trashed, Lost & Strungout
Death Live in L.A.: Death & Raw
Decrepit Birth ...And Time Begins
DevilDriver DevilDriver
Disturbed The Sickness
This is a great cd but not really a classic in my opinion.The vocals are great,and so are the beats they add into their songs they go well with the sound of the band.Some of the songs on here are mediocre notably(I don't think I spelled that right) conflict,and there are also some classic songs on here,notably voices.I reccomend this cd.
Godsmack Godsmack
This isn't a bad cd its just way to repetitive.moon baby,keep away,time bomb,and voodoo are the songs I reccomend.The vocals get really boring about half way through the cd though.I very reluctantly reccomend this cd.
Godsmack Awake
Godsmack IV
Guns N' Roses Greatest Hits
GWAR Hell-O
Korn Korn
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Marilyn Manson Smells Like Children
Mayhem Deathcrush
Mindless Self Indulgence Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Mindless Self Indulgence You'll Rebel To Anything
Mindless Self Indulgence Another Mindless Rip Off
Morbid Angel Heretic
Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick
Mors Principium Est Liberation = Termination
Nile In Their Darkened Shrines
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth
Orgy Candyass
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard
Pink Floyd The Wall
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rob Zombie The Sinister Urge
Seether Karma And Effect
Slipknot Slipknot
I'm not really into the whole nu metal thing that much,but this album wasn't half bad.The vocals were pretty good,the one thing that kind of brings the album down is the rather ignorant lyrics,which isn't the case with all the songs,but it is the case with a pretty good chunk of them.I reccomend this cd if your the Nu-metal genre.
Static-X Shadow Zone
System of a Down Toxicity
System of a Down Hypnotize
Terrorust Post Mortal Archives
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Locust Flight of the Wounded Locust
Tool Undertow
Tool Lateralus
Vampire Mooose Serenade the Samurai

2.5 average
As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security
At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours
At the Gates Gardens of Grief
At the Gates Suicidal Final Art
Burzum Daudi Baldrs
Car Bomb Centralia
Deicide Serpents of the Light
Dope Felons And Revolutionaries
GWAR War Party
Hatebreed Perseverance
Jackyl Jackyl
Judas Priest Jugulator
Kittie Spit
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
This is just another average nu metal cd to add to the list,the only thing different about linkin park and other nu metal bands is that the rapper actually has a some potential,not that the rappers in other nu metal bands are bad.The lyrics are alright,the rapping is good,the other vocals are mediocre,the beats are okay,and the songs are to short.I don't reccomend this cd,unless your a huge fan of nu metal.
Mindless Self Indulgence Alienating Our Audience
Mudvayne The Beginning of All Things to End
Napalm Death Noise for Music's Sake
Napalm Death Hatred Surge
Nile Black Seeds of Vengeance
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero
Nine Inch Nails The Perfect Drug
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way
Static-X Machine
Terrorizer Darker Days Ahead
The Adicts Smart Alex
The Haunted One Kill Wonder
Tool 10,000 Days
Venom Metal Black

2.0 poor
Blackeight Scarecrow Dance
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
D.R.I. Full Speed Ahead
Kittie Paperdoll
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
Limp Bizkit The Unquestionable Truth - Part I
Nine Inch Nails Further Down the Spiral (US)
Rob Zombie American Made Music to Strip By
Saliva Blood Stained Love Story
Slayer Christ Illusion
Slipknot Iowa

1.5 very poor
Behemoth Grom
Korn Untouchables
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Limp Bizkit Greatest Hitz
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary
The Project Hate MCMXCIX Armageddon March Eternal
Various Artists The Family Values Tour 2006

1.0 awful
Body Count Born Dead
Green Day American Idiot
Hellyeah Hellyeah
Hinder Extreme Behavior
Judas Priest Turbo
Korn Take a Look in the Mirror
Limp Bizkit New Old Songs
Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all
LL Cool J Mama Said Knock You Out
Method Man Tical 0: The Prequel
Mudvayne The End of All Things to Come
Murderdolls Beyond The Valley of the Murderdolls
Nickelback Silver Side Up
Six Feet Under Graveyard Classics
Switchfoot The Beautiful Letdown
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