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5.0 classic
Against Me! Against Me!
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
Brian Eno Another Green World
Elliott Smith Either/Or
GZA Liquid Swords
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pixies Surfer Rosa
Steve Reich Music for 18 Musicians
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles The Beatles
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Tom Waits Rain Dogs

4.5 superb
Against Me! As the Eternal Cowboy
Art Blakey Moanin'
Brian Eno Ambient 1: Music For Airports
Cannonball Adderley Somethin' Else
Cursive Domestica
Elliott Smith Elliott Smith
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
John Martyn Solid Air
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime
Nick Drake Pink Moon
Pink Floyd The Wall
Pixies Doolittle
Richard Youngs Sapphie
Soundtrack (Film) South Park (Original Soundtrack)
System of a Down System of a Down
System of a Down Steal This Album!
The Beatles Revolver
If Sgt. Pepper was the album that changed the world, then Revolver is the album that set the stage. Aside from it's numerous historical perks, no other album in history has varied so much and held such a range of diversity. Songs like "Taxman" flex George Harrison's songwriting muscles while simultaneously slandering the government, and "Eleanor Rigby" is simply one of the most brilliant songs of the century. John Lennon is also in top form with the crawling, slightly sedated "I'm Only Sleeping" and of course, the psychedelic mantra of "Tomorrow Never Knows", while Paul McCartney shines with "Got To Get You Into My Life" and the aforementioned "Eleanor Rigby". Ranging from hard driving rock to baroque-esque piano pop, from motown-like hits to Indian romps, Revolver has got it all, and everything in between. Thanks LSD.
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Clash London Calling
The Unicorns Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?
Vashti Bunyan Just Another Diamond Day
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)

4.0 excellent
Against Me! Crime as Forgiven By
At the Gates Suicidal Final Art
Battles Mirrored
Beulah The Coast is Never Clear
Bob Dylan Bringing It All Back Home
Bob Dylan Blonde on Blonde
Bob Dylan The Essential Bob Dylan
Built to Spill Keep It Like a Secret
Can Future Days
Cap'n Jazz Analphabetapolothology
Cream Gold
Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030
DJ Shadow Endtroducing...
Elliott Smith XO
Elliott Smith New Moon
Eluvium Copia
Ghostface Killah Fishscale
Jaga Jazzist What We Must
Jaga Jazzist A Livingroom Hush
Jeff Buckley Grace
John Mayall Blues Breakers with Eric Clapton
LCD Soundsystem LCD Soundsystem
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin How the West Was Won
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin [DVD]
Matisyahu Shake Off the Dust...Arise
Mogwai Young Team
Mos Def Black on Both Sides
Nas Illmatic
Nirvana In Utero
Pavement Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pixies Pixies Sell Out (DVD)
Ratatat Ratatat Remixes Vol.1
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy
Silversun Pickups Carnavas
Simon and Garfunkel Bridge Over Troubled Water
Simon and Garfunkel Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
Steve Miller Band Young Hearts
Sublime Robbin' the Hood
t.A.T.u. 200 km/H In The Wrong Lane
The Avett Brothers Emotionalism
The gentle folk-rock sound exuded throughout this album does little to mask the underlying punk aesthetic of the group, and the consistently energetic arrangements coupled with the subtle, evocative harmonies to be found on every track exemplifies their cultivated and nurtured pop sensibilities. Add to the mix a penchant for forlorn, love-oriented lyrics, and all these aspects combine to make this an album worthy of more accolades than I alone am capable of providing. rSo help me out, dawg.
The Beatles Let It Be… Naked
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Beatles Help!
The Beatles 1967 – 1970
The Format Dog Problems
The National Boxer
The Olivia Tremor Control Dusk at Cubist Castle
The Pogues If I Should Fall from Grace with God
The Replacements Let It Be
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
The Zombies Odessey and Oracle
Titus Andronicus The Monitor
Weird Al Yankovic Poodle Hat

3.5 great
Against Me! Reinventing Axl Rose
Against Me! White Crosses
Ahmad Jamal Ahmad's Blues
Aphex Twin ...I Care Because You Do
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease
Bela Fleck and The Flecktones Flight Of The Cosmic Hippo
Cake Fashion Nugget
Choking Victim No Gods, No Managers
Christina Aguilera Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera Back to Basics
Cradle of Filth Dusk and Her Embrace
Cream Goodbye
Dan Deacon Bromst
Eminem The Eminem Show
Emperor Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk
Evanescence Fallen
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
Islands Return To The Sea
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
I think it's an incredible album that demonstrates Page's genius not only as a guitarist, but as a producer, arranger, and a little as a kleptomaniac. Nevertheless, This is by far one of my all time favorites, and every track is a ten. So yeah. Buy it and stuff.
Led Zeppelin Presence
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
Leftover Crack Fuсk World Trade
Mogwai Mogwai EP+2
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island
Nirvana Bleach
Nirvana Nevermind
Pavement Slanted and Enchanted
Pixies Come On Pilgrim
Ratatat Classics
Ratatat Ratatat
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Regina Spektor Begin To Hope
Regina Spektor Soviet Kitsch
Shugo Tokumaru Port Entropy
Steve Miller Band Greatest Hits 1974-1978
Sublime 40 Oz. to Freedom
Sublime Second Hand Smoke
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
The Avett Brothers I and Love and You
The Beatles Let It Be
The Beatles Anthology 1
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
The Decemberists The Crane Wife
The Doors Absolutely Live
The Replacements Pleased To Meet Me
The Zydepunks ...and the streets will flow with whisky
Third Eye Blind Third Eye Blind
Three 6 Mafia Chapter 2: World Domination
Unwound New Plastic Ideas

3.0 good
'N Sync No Strings Attached
AC/DC Back In Black
Akron/Family Love Is Simple
Andy McKee Art of Motion
technically gifted, occasionally inspired. mostly boring.
Army Of The Pharaohs Ritual Of Battle
At the Gates With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness
Bon Iver Blood Bank
Cold War Kids Robbers and Cowards
Cursive The Ugly Organ
Def Leppard Pyromania
Ghostface Killah More Fish
In Flames Clayman
John Vanderslice Cellar Door
Korn Korn
Led Zeppelin Coda
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Metallica Master of Puppets
Mudvayne L.D. 50
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York
Nirvana Nirvana
Off With Their Heads In Desolation
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz
Panda Bear Person Pitch
Rage Against The Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way
Red Hot Chili Peppers Greatest Hits
Silversun Pickups Pikul
Slayer South of Heaven
Slayer Soundtrack to the Apocalypse
Sublime Sublime
System of a Down Toxicity
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Decemberists Picaresque
The Decemberists Castaways and Cutouts
The Haunted The Haunted
The Postal Service Give Up
The Unicorns The Unicorns 2014
Three 6 Mafia Most Known Unknown
Various Artists Hava Narghile

2.5 average
AC/DC Highway To Hell
Breaking Benjamin We Are Not Alone
Casino Versus Japan Whole Numbers Play the Basics
Cursive Mama, I'm Swollen
Darkest Hour Undoing Ruin
Disturbed Believe
Drowning Pool Sinner
Eminem Encore
Green Day Dookie
Guns N' Roses Greatest Hits
I'm From Barcelona Let Me Introduce My Friends
Iron Butterfly In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Korn Issues
Led Zeppelin Early Days/Latter Days
Led Zeppelin The Song Remains the Same
Lit A Place In The Sun
Marilyn Manson Holy Wood
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Mudvayne The End of All Things to Come
Neutral Milk Hotel Everything Is
Nirvana Incesticide
Ozzy Osbourne Live at Budokan
Ozzy Osbourne Diary of a Madman
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Red Hot Chili Peppers Live at Slane Castle
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Seether Disclaimer
Slayer Reign in Blood
Slayer God Hates Us All
Smile Empty Soul Smile Empty Soul
Sum 41 All Killer No Filler
System of a Down Mezmerize
Taproot Welcome
The Haunted rEVOLVEr
The Haunted One Kill Wonder
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland
The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St.
Ultra Dolphins Mar

2.0 poor
Arch Enemy Doomsday Machine
Architecture In Helsinki Fingers Crossed
At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours
Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding
Cream Live At The Royal Albert Hall
Crystal Castles Crystal Castles
Cut Chemist The Audience's Listening
Def Leppard X
Disturbed The Sickness
Green Day American Idiot
Marilyn Manson The Golden Age of Grotesque
Metallica Ride the Lightning
With their second album, thrash titans Metallica began stumbling onto the path that would lead them to superstardom. Often viewed as sort of a rough draft of what would become Master of Puppets, Ride the Lightning features many similiarities to it's cohort. However, while it's counterpart offers up something worthy of a listen every now and again, here the group falls dismally short. Featuring slighty less pre-pubescent vocals and still-mediocre drumming, Ride the Lightning is truly average in every sense of the word. Offering up the same bland riffs and formats (most notably in Escape and Trapped Under Ice), Ride the Lightning only truly breaks away from it's painful monotony at the halfway point for Fade to Black and then again for the album closer Call of Ktulu. The rest, my pissed off and/or delighted readers, is merely bad. Ambitious, but bad.
Metallica Metallica
Mudvayne Lost and Found
Nirvana From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah
Ozzy Osbourne No Rest for the Wicked
Ozzy Osbourne No More Tears
Project Pat Mista Don't Play: Everythang's Workin
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
Slayer Show No Mercy
Stereophonics Language.Sex.Violence.Other?
System of a Down Hypnotize
Taproot Blue-Sky Research
Taproot Gift
TRUSTcompany The Lonely Position of Neutral
Van Halen Van Halen
Van Halen OU812

1.5 very poor
Angels and Airwaves We Don't Need to Whisper
Black Label Society The Blessed Hellride
John Cena and Tha Trademarc You Can't See Me
If you can believe it, I own a copy of this here.... erm, "album". And I think it gave me cancer. Now, you children know me. Nothing makes me happier than when a no-talent tv star moves his/her preferred medium to the music business in hopes of cashing in even more. But I just cannot allow this smarmy cockhole to go un-diatrabed. Remember those original beats and high-energy tracks the user above mentioned? I'm terribly sorry to be the wielder of this burden, but the fact of the matter is John Cena's innovative beats and frantic vocal style are nothing less than you'd expect from a man who makes his living by play-fighting on national television with dozens of other sweaty men in leotards. Now, even in extreme cases, a horrid album usually has at least one or two songs to half-heartedly pull the dead weight. Not here. Out of the seventeen concussion-inducing tracks on this travesty of an album, not one even makes you re-consider Cena's worth in the music industry. On the plus side, there's not much funnier than hearing John Cena belt out: Cena spittin with the Bump Bump Bump for the Knux Your whole crew gettin dumped dumped dumped with the chumps We rollin like Donald Trump Trump Trump with the bucks Your bitch-ass gettin jump jump jumped cause you suck Notice his subtle use of surrealism when referring to the targets "bitch ass". Impeccablly delivered, innovatively designed. Just like his stage presence.
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals
Metallica St. Anger
Mudvayne The Beginning of All Things to End
R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet (Chapters 1-12)
Slayer Hell Awaits
Slayer Christ Illusion
Loud, fast, and of course, violent and angry. VANGRY. Yes, yes Slayer we are all aware of the usual gimmick. The question is, how is the music? And, somehow not surprisingly, the answer is bad. Very, very bad. Worst album of the year bad. Sure, the concept of a 9/11 song from a rather, different perspective is interesting, original, and entertaining, but even the shock value of that wears thin rather soon, leaving you with only the bland, dismal music, redeemed only very slightly by the likes of Catatonic and Skeleton Christ. Despite the group's vehement claims that they "never let down their fans or changed", this album is obviously a glaring contradiction to such a statement. But perhaps most pressing of all, the question has to be asked: After 20+ years, what's really that new with Satan? Surprisingly, not much.
The Haunted The Haunted Made Me Do It

1.0 awful
Adema Adema
Insane Clown Posse The Great Milenko
I can't think of a task more challenging than finding a musical group worse than this. If you can get past the utterly obnoxious and obviously inept rhymes (the kind that are thrown in there for a really cheap laugh or used simply because they rhyme), you find yourself faced with unoriginal beats, ridiculously stupid song concepts, and lyrics that any ten year old with a list of swear words and a Mortal Kombat video game could write. It's often said that simplicity sells, and Insane Clown Posse are the beacon of light that proves that theory correct.
Korn Take a Look in the Mirror

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