Average Rating: 3.30 Rating Variance: 0.86 Objectivity Score: 87% (Well Balanced)
Sort by: Rating | Release Date | Rating Date | Name5.0 classicAgainst Me! Against Me!Bob Dylan Highway 61 RevisitedBrian Eno Another Green WorldElliott Smith Either/OrGZA Liquid SwordsLed Zeppelin Houses of the HolyNeutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the SeaPink Floyd Wish You Were HerePixies Surfer RosaSteve Reich Music for 18 MusiciansThe Beach Boys Pet SoundsThe Beatles Rubber SoulThe Beatles The BeatlesThe Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club BandTom Waits Rain Dogs4.5 superbAgainst Me! As the Eternal CowboyArt Blakey Moanin'Brian Eno Ambient 1: Music For AirportsCannonball Adderley Somethin' ElseCursive DomesticaElliott Smith Elliott SmithGodspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to HeavenJohn Martyn Solid AirLed Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IIILed Zeppelin Physical GraffitiMinutemen Double Nickels on the DimeNick Drake Pink MoonPink Floyd The WallPixies DoolittleRichard Youngs SapphieSoundtrack (Film) South Park (Original Soundtrack)System of a Down System of a DownSystem of a Down Steal This Album!The Beatles RevolverIf Sgt. Pepper was the album that changed the world, then Revolver is the album that set the stage. Aside from it's numerous historical perks, no other album in history has varied so much and held such a range of diversity. Songs like "Taxman" flex George Harrison's songwriting muscles while simultaneously slandering the government, and "Eleanor Rigby" is simply one of the most brilliant songs of the century. John Lennon is also in top form with the crawling, slightly sedated "I'm Only Sleeping" and of course, the psychedelic mantra of "Tomorrow Never Knows", while Paul McCartney shines with "Got To Get You Into My Life" and the aforementioned "Eleanor Rigby". Ranging from hard driving rock to baroque-esque piano pop, from motown-like hits to Indian romps, Revolver has got it all, and everything in between. Thanks LSD.The Beatles A Hard Day's NightThe Beatles Abbey RoadThe Clash London CallingThe Unicorns Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?Vashti Bunyan Just Another Diamond DayWu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)4.0 excellentAgainst Me! Crime as Forgiven ByAt the Gates Suicidal Final ArtBattles MirroredBeulah The Coast is Never ClearBob Dylan Bringing It All Back HomeBob Dylan Blonde on BlondeBob Dylan The Essential Bob DylanBuilt to Spill Keep It Like a SecretCan Future DaysCap'n Jazz AnalphabetapolothologyCream GoldDeltron 3030 Deltron 3030DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....Elliott Smith XOElliott Smith New MoonEluvium CopiaGhostface Killah FishscaleJaga Jazzist What We MustJaga Jazzist A Livingroom HushJeff Buckley GraceJohn Mayall Blues Breakers with Eric ClaptonLCD Soundsystem LCD SoundsystemLed Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IVLed Zeppelin How the West Was WonLed Zeppelin Led Zeppelin [DVD]Matisyahu Shake Off the Dust...AriseMogwai Young TeamMos Def Black on Both SidesNas IllmaticNirvana In UteroPavement Crooked Rain, Crooked RainPink Floyd The Dark Side of the MoonPixies Pixies Sell Out (DVD)Ratatat Ratatat Remixes Vol.1Say Anything ...Is a Real BoySilversun Pickups CarnavasSimon and Garfunkel Bridge Over Troubled WaterSimon and Garfunkel Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and ThymeSonic Youth Daydream NationSteve Miller Band Young HeartsSublime Robbin' the Hoodt.A.T.u. 200 km/H In The Wrong LaneThe Avett Brothers EmotionalismThe gentle folk-rock sound exuded throughout this album does little to mask the underlying punk aesthetic of the group, and the consistently energetic arrangements coupled with the subtle, evocative harmonies to be found on every track exemplifies their cultivated and nurtured pop sensibilities. Add to the mix a penchant for forlorn, love-oriented lyrics, and all these aspects combine to make this an album worthy of more accolades than I alone am capable of providing. rSo help me out, dawg.The Beatles Let It Be… Naked The Beatles Magical Mystery TourThe Beatles Help!The Beatles 1967 – 1970The Format Dog ProblemsThe National BoxerThe Olivia Tremor Control Music From The Unrealized Film Script The Pogues If I Should Fall from Grace with GodThe Replacements Let It BeThe Smiths The Queen Is DeadThe Zombies Odessey and OracleTitus Andronicus The MonitorWeird Al Yankovic Poodle Hat3.5 greatAgainst Me! Reinventing Axl RoseAgainst Me! White CrossesAhmad Jamal Ahmad's BluesAphex Twin ...I Care Because You DoAt the Gates Slaughter of the SoulAt the Gates Terminal Spirit DiseaseBela Fleck and The Flecktones Flight Of The Cosmic HippoCake Fashion NuggetChoking Victim No Gods, No ManagersChristina Aguilera Christina AguileraChristina Aguilera Back to BasicsCradle of Filth Dusk... and Her EmbraceCream GoodbyeDan Deacon BromstEminem The Eminem ShowEmperor Anthems to the Welkin at DuskEvanescence FallenExplosions in the Sky The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead PlaceIslands Return To The SeaLed Zeppelin Led ZeppelinI think it's an incredible album that demonstrates Page's genius not only as a guitarist, but as a producer, arranger, and a little as a kleptomaniac. Nevertheless, This is by far one of my all time favorites, and every track is a ten. So yeah. Buy it and stuff.Led Zeppelin PresenceLed Zeppelin In Through the Out DoorLeftover Crack Fuсk World TradeMogwai Mogwai EP+2N.W.A. Straight Outta ComptonNeutral Milk Hotel On Avery IslandNirvana BleachNirvana NevermindPavement Slanted and EnchantedPixies Come On PilgrimRatatat ClassicsRatatat RatatatRed Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex MagikRegina Spektor Begin To HopeRegina Spektor Soviet KitschShugo Tokumaru Port EntropySteve Miller Band Greatest Hits 1974-1978Sublime 40 Oz. to FreedomSublime Second Hand SmokeSufjan Stevens IllinoisThe Avett Brothers I and Love and YouThe Beatles Let It BeThe Beatles Anthology 1The Beatles Beatles for SaleThe Decemberists The Crane WifeThe Doors Absolutely LiveThe Replacements Pleased To Meet MeThe Zydepunks ...and the streets will flow with whiskyThird Eye Blind Third Eye BlindThree 6 Mafia Chapter 2: World DominationUnwound New Plastic Ideas3.0 goodAC/DC Back In BlackAkron/Family Love Is SimpleAndy McKee Art of Motiontechnically gifted, occasionally inspired. mostly boring.Army Of The Pharaohs Ritual Of BattleAt the Gates With Fear I Kiss the Burning DarknessBon Iver Blood BankCold War Kids Robbers and CowardsCursive The Ugly OrganDef Leppard PyromaniaGhostface Killah More FishIn Flames ClaymanJohn Vanderslice Cellar DoorKorn KornLed Zeppelin CodaLed Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IIMetallica Master of PuppetsMudvayne L.D. 50Nine Inch Nails With TeethNirvana MTV Unplugged in New YorkNirvana NirvanaNSYNC No Strings AttachedOff With Their Heads In DesolationOzzy Osbourne Blizzard of OzzPanda Bear Person PitchRage Against the Machine The Battle of Los AngelesRed Hot Chili Peppers By the WayRed Hot Chili Peppers Greatest HitsSilversun Pickups PikulSlayer South of HeavenSlayer Soundtrack to the ApocalypseSublime SublimeSystem of a Down ToxicityThe Beatles Please Please MeThe Decemberists PicaresqueThe Decemberists Castaways and CutoutsThe Haunted The HauntedThe Postal Service Give UpThe Unicorns The Unicorns 2014Three 6 Mafia Most Known UnknownVarious Artists Hava Narghile2.5 averageAC/DC Highway To HellBreaking Benjamin We Are Not AloneCasino Versus Japan Whole Numbers Play the BasicsCursive Mama, I'm SwollenDarkest Hour Undoing RuinDisturbed BelieveDrowning Pool SinnerEminem EncoreGreen Day DookieGuns N' Roses Greatest HitsI'm From Barcelona Let Me Introduce My FriendsIron Butterfly In-A-Gadda-Da-VidaKorn IssuesLed Zeppelin Early Days/Latter DaysLed Zeppelin The Song Remains the SameLit A Place In The SunMarilyn Manson Holy WoodMetallica Kill 'Em AllMudvayne The End of All Things to ComeNeutral Milk Hotel Everything IsNirvana IncesticideOzzy Osbourne Live at BudokanOzzy Osbourne Diary of a MadmanPantera Vulgar Display of PowerPink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of DawnRed Hot Chili Peppers Live at Slane CastleRed Hot Chili Peppers Stadium ArcadiumSeether DisclaimerSlayer Reign in BloodSlayer God Hates Us AllSmile Empty Soul Smile Empty SoulSum 41 All Killer No FillerSystem of a Down MezmerizeTaproot WelcomeThe Haunted rEVOLVEr The Haunted One Kill WonderThe Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric LadylandThe Rolling Stones Exile on Main St.Ultra Dolphins Mar2.0 poorArch Enemy Doomsday MachineArchitecture In Helsinki Fingers CrossedAt the Gates The Red in the Sky Is OursCannibal Corpse The BleedingCream Live At The Royal Albert HallCrystal Castles Crystal CastlesCut Chemist The Audience's ListeningDef Leppard XDisturbed The SicknessGreen Day American IdiotMarilyn Manson The Golden Age of GrotesqueMetallica Ride the LightningWith their second album, thrash titans Metallica began stumbling onto the path that would lead them to superstardom. Often viewed as sort of a rough draft of what would become Master of Puppets, Ride the Lightning features many similiarities to it's cohort. However, while it's counterpart offers up something worthy of a listen every now and again, here the group falls dismally short. Featuring slighty less pre-pubescent vocals and still-mediocre drumming, Ride the Lightning is truly average in every sense of the word. Offering up the same bland riffs and formats (most notably in Escape and Trapped Under Ice), Ride the Lightning only truly breaks away from it's painful monotony at the halfway point for Fade to Black and then again for the album closer Call of Ktulu. The rest, my pissed off and/or delighted readers, is merely bad. Ambitious, but bad. Metallica MetallicaMudvayne Lost and FoundNirvana From the Muddy Banks of the WishkahOzzy Osbourne No Rest for the WickedOzzy Osbourne No More TearsProject Pat Mista Don't Play: Everythang's WorkinSlayer Seasons in the AbyssSlayer Show No MercyStereophonics Language.Sex.Violence.Other?System of a Down HypnotizeTaproot Blue-Sky ResearchTaproot GiftTrust Company The Lonely Position of NeutralVan Halen Van HalenVan Halen OU8121.5 very poorAngels and Airwaves We Don't Need to WhisperBlack Label Society The Blessed HellrideJohn Cena and Tha Trademarc You Can't See MeIf you can believe it, I own a copy of this here.... erm, "album". And I think it gave me cancer. Now, you children know me. Nothing makes me happier than when a no-talent tv star moves his/her preferred medium to the music business in hopes of cashing in even more. But I just cannot allow this smarmy cockhole to go un-diatrabed. Remember those original beats and high-energy tracks the user above mentioned? I'm terribly sorry to be the wielder of this burden, but the fact of the matter is John Cena's innovative beats and frantic vocal style are nothing less than you'd expect from a man who makes his living by play-fighting on national television with dozens of other sweaty men in leotards. Now, even in extreme cases, a horrid album usually has at least one or two songs to half-heartedly pull the dead weight. Not here. Out of the seventeen concussion-inducing tracks on this travesty of an album, not one even makes you re-consider Cena's worth in the music industry. On the plus side, there's not much funnier than hearing John Cena belt out: Cena spittin with the Bump Bump Bump for the Knux Your whole crew gettin dumped dumped dumped with the chumps We rollin like Donald Trump Trump Trump with the bucks Your bitch-ass gettin jump jump jumped cause you suck Notice his subtle use of surrealism when referring to the targets "bitch ass". Impeccablly delivered, innovatively designed. Just like his stage presence. Marilyn Manson Mechanical AnimalsMetallica St. AngerMudvayne The Beginning of All Things to EndR. Kelly Trapped In The Closet (Chapters 1-12)Slayer Hell AwaitsSlayer Christ IllusionLoud, fast, and of course, violent and angry. VANGRY. Yes, yes Slayer we are all aware of the usual gimmick. The question is, how is the music? And, somehow not surprisingly, the answer is bad. Very, very bad. Worst album of the year bad. Sure, the concept of a 9/11 song from a rather, different perspective is interesting, original, and entertaining, but even the shock value of that wears thin rather soon, leaving you with only the bland, dismal music, redeemed only very slightly by the likes of Catatonic and Skeleton Christ. Despite the group's vehement claims that they "never let down their fans or changed", this album is obviously a glaring contradiction to such a statement. But perhaps most pressing of all, the question has to be asked: After 20+ years, what's really that new with Satan? Surprisingly, not much.The Haunted Made Me Do It1.0 awfulAdema Adema Insane Clown Posse The Great MilenkoI can't think of a task more challenging than finding a musical group worse than this. If you can get past the utterly obnoxious and obviously inept rhymes (the kind that are thrown in there for a really cheap laugh or used simply because they rhyme), you find yourself faced with unoriginal beats, ridiculously stupid song concepts, and lyrics that any ten year old with a list of swear words and a Mortal Kombat video game could write. It's often said that simplicity sells, and Insane Clown Posse are the beacon of light that proves that theory correct.Korn Take a Look in the Mirror
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