Lempard
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Album Ratings 63
Objectivity 74%

Last Active 09-24-08 5:15 pm
Joined 12-27-05

Review Comments 26

Average Rating: 3.48
Rating Variance: 0.38
Objectivity Score: 74%
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4.5 superb
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Corelia Nostalgia
Protest the Hero Fortress
Protest the Hero Kezia
SikTh The Trees Are Dead and Dried Out, Wait for Something Wild

4.0 excellent
A Lot Like Birds Plan B
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect
Called to Arms Peril and the Patient
Counterparts Prophets
Cynic Traced in Air
Emery ...In Shallow Seas We Sail
Exotic Animal Petting Zoo I Have Made My Bed in Darkness
First Signs Of Frost Atlantic
This album is hotter than a shirtless Ryan Reynolds in a truck full of stolen goods on the sun, during summer, with the windows wound up! Hookier than the end of a boxer's fishing line, and Captain Hook's golf swing combined. It's so catchy the Atlanta Braves were in talks with FSoF's agent to get the album to replace Brian McCann. Emotionally the album is at least 4 out of 5 on 'The Notebook' scale. The song 'Sing Sing Ain't My Style' is rawer than your ass will be, if you don't tap out before the two-handed tapping riff enters. It's so raw my friend contracted botulism after listening for less than 25 seconds. Each track number is more like an aural sex setting, which goes from 'smooth sailing' all the way to 'prison rape'. 98% of all known suicides within the deaf community are directly attributable to not being able to listen to this album.
letlive. Fake History
Lower Definition The Greatest of All Lost Arts
Painted in Exile Revitalized
Periphery Periphery
Great album. I don't understand the disdain for the dudes scream. It's fairly unique, somewhat intelligible, and better than the 3 movies of the same name. It's certainly not as bad as hearing your estranged daughters scream over the phone as she is taken by an Albanese gang of human traffickers, because you reluctantly allowed her to travel to Paris with her friend Amanda, despite your better judgement as an ex-Secret Service agent.
Protest the Hero Scurrilous
SikTh Death of a Dead Day
TesseracT Concealing Fate
The Contortionist Exoplanet
The Kindred Ms. Mary Mallon

3.5 great
Architects Hollow Crown
Avenged Sevenfold Waking The Fallen
Broadway Kingdoms
City Escape Avalanches EP
Closure in Moscow The Penance and the Patience
Closure in Moscow First Temple
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Of Machines As If Everything Was Held In Place
Sky Eats Airplane Sky Eats Airplane
Structures All of the Above
Textures Silhouettes
The Arusha Accord Nightmares of the Ocean
The Syncope Threshold Tale of The Complex Circuit
Trivium Ascendancy
Underoath Lost In The Sound Of Separation
Underoath Define The Great Line

3.0 good
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals
Avenged Sevenfold City Of Evil
Bullet For My Valentine The Poison
Darkest Hour Deliver Us
FACT In the Blink of an Eye
FACT Fact
Inhale Exhale I Swear...
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Periphery Icarus
The Human Abstract Nocturne
The Receiving End of Sirens Between the Heart and the Synapse
Trivium Ember to Inferno
Trivium Shogun
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Volumes The Concept of Dreaming
Volumes Via

2.5 average
As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us
Bullet For My Valentine Scream Aim Fire
I Am Abomination Jaw Dropper
Linkin Park Meteora

2.0 poor
Trivium The Crusade

1.5 very poor
The Human Abstract Midheaven
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