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5.0 classic
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Converge Jane Doe
Cursive Domestica
Do Make Say Think You, You're a History in Rust
Frank Turner Love, Ire & Song
Modern Life Is War Witness
Nas Illmatic
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
I would let Jeff Mangum's semen stain my mountaintops.
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Off Minor Some Blood
Pelican Australasia
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb
The Mountain Goats All Hail West Texas
The National Alligator
The Smith Street Band No One Gets Lost Anymore

4.5 superb
A Wilhelm Scream Ruiner
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide
Against Me! Reinventing Axl Rose
Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues
AJJ People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People
Anberlin Cities
Anberlin New Surrender
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Big L Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous
Binary Star Masters of the Universe
Blackalicious Blazing Arrow
Blacklisted Peace On Earth, War On Stage
Bomb the Music Industry! Adults!!!: Smart!!! Shithammered!!! And Excited By Nothing!!!!!!!
Bomb the Music Industry! Vacation
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Burial Untrue
Burial Kindred
Burial Rival Dealer
Burial and Four Tet Moth/Wolf Club
Church of Misery Houses of the Unholy
Church of Misery The Second Coming
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Cynic Traced in Air
Danny Brown XXX
Danny Brown Old
Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030
Dismember The God That Never Was
dredg Leitmotif
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
This one time I ejaculated whiskey, it was so fucking manly. This album? It's even manlier.
Eleventh He Reaches London Hollow Be My Name
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
Four Tet Rounds
Frank Turner England Keep My Bones
Frank Zappa Hot Rats
Freddie Gibbs and Madlib Pinata
Giles Corey Giles Corey
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
GZA Liquid Swords
Harvey Milk Life... The Best Game in Town
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness
Hot Cross Fair Trades and Farewells
Hot Cross Cryonics
James Blake Overgrown
Jeff Buckley Grace
John Coltrane A Love Supreme
Jurassic 5 Power in Numbers
This one time I was like "yo let's dance," and my friends were all "but there's no music," so i was like "then put on some Justice, nigga," and they were all "this better be good or else we won't dance." And did we dance? Motherfucker, did we ever.
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kendrick Lamar Section.80
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
King Krule 6 Feet Beneath the Moon
Mahavishnu Orchestra The Inner Mounting Flame
Mono You Are There
Off Minor Innominate
Opeth Blackwater Park
Pelican The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon...
pg.lost It's Not Me, It's You!
Pharoahe Monch Desire
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Propagandhi Potemkin City Limits
Propagandhi Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes
Propagandhi Supporting Caste
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Protest the Hero Fortress
R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet (Chapters 1-12)
Radiohead OK Computer
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
Rotten Sound Cycles
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Say Anything ...Is A Real Boy (re-release)
Say Anything In Defense of the Genre
Sir Richard Bishop Salvador Kali
Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between
Sum 41 All Killer No Filler
System of a Down System of a Down
The Antlers Hospice
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Front Bottoms The Front Bottoms
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound
The Hold Steady Boys and Girls in America
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Menzingers On the Impossible Past
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2
The Mountain Goats The Sunset Tree
The National Boxer
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance
This album is really fucking good and if you disagree, then chances are high that you will die alone and unloved.
Thrice Vheissu
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Underoath Define the Great Line
Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation
United Nations United Nations
Weezer Pinkerton
Weezer Weezer
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Yndi Halda Enjoy Eternal Bliss

4.0 excellent
...Who Calls So Loud ...Who Calls So Loud
7 Angels 7 Plagues Jhazmyne's Lullaby
A Wilhelm Scream Mute Print
Alcest Souvenirs d'un autre monde
Ampere All Our Tomorrows End Today
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
At the Drive-In Vaya
Atmosphere When Life Gives You Lemons...
Baroness Red Album
Battles Mirrored
Bear vs. Shark Right Now You're in the Best of Hands
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus
Black Star Black Star
Black Tusk Passage Through Purgatory
Blacklisted Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God
Bomb the Music Industry! Goodbye Cool World!
Bomb the Music Industry! Scrambles
Bon Iver Blood Bank
Bon Iver 22, A Million
Boris Pink
Brand New Deja Entendu
Buried Inside Spoils Of Failure
Catch 22 Keasbey Nights
Ceremony (USA-CA) Still Nothing Moves You
Chamillionaire Ultimate Victory
Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um
Church of Misery Thy Kingdom Scum
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade
Coheed and Cambria Year of the Black Rainbow
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
Converge No Heroes
Daft Punk Discovery
Damien Rice O
Darkest Hour Deliver Us
De La Soul 3 Feet High and Rising
Deafheaven Sunbather
Death Grips Exmilitary
Disillusion Back to Times of Splendor
Drake Take Care
Drake Nothing Was the Same
dredg El Cielo
dredg Catch Without Arms
El-P I'll Sleep When You're Dead
Eleventh He Reaches London The Good Fight For Harmony
Eleventh He Reaches London Banhus
Envy A Dead Sinking Story
Envy All the Footprints You've Ever Left and the Fear Expecting Ahead
Eric B and Rakim Paid in Full
Faith No More Angel Dust
Fall Out Boy Folie a Deux
Flying Lotus 1983
Flying Lotus Los Angeles
Four Tet There is Love in You
Frank Ocean Nostalgia, Ultra.
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE
Frank Turner Sleep Is For The Week
Ghostface Killah Ironman
Girl Talk Night Ripper
Girl Talk Feed the Animals
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
God Is an Astronaut The End of the Beginning
Have a Nice Life The Unnatural World
Hilltop Hoods The Calling
Jaga Jazzist A Livingroom Hush
Jesu Silver
Jesu Conqueror
John Butler Trio Grand National
John Coltrane Giant Steps
Johnny Cash At Folsom Prison
Joshua Fit For Battle To Bring Our Own End
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds
Kanye West The College Dropout
King Crimson Red
King Crimson Lizard
Kings of Leon Only By The Night
Kiss Kiss Reality Vs. The Optimist
Kronos Colossal Titan Strife
Laura Stevenson Sit Resist
Laura Stevenson Wheel
Lemon Jelly Lemonjelly.KY
Lily Allen It's Not Me, It's You
Lorde Pure Heroine
Mahavishnu Orchestra Visions of the Emerald Beyond
Maps & Atlases You and Me and the Mountain
Mastodon Crack the Skye
maudlin of the Well Bath
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice
Moss Icon Lyburnum Wits End Liberation Fly
Mount Kimbie Crooks & Lovers
Mudvayne L.D. 50
My Education Bad Vibrations
Naked City Naked City
Nick Drake Pink Moon
Nick Drake Five Leaves Left
Off Minor Problematic Courtship
Ohana Dead Beat
Opeth Still Life
Organized Konfusion Stress: The Extinction Agenda
Orphaned Land Mabool (The Story of the Three Sons...)
OutKast Stankonia
pg.lost Yes I Am EP
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd The Wall
Protest the Hero Kezia
Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
Pusha T My Name Is My Name
Red Sparowes At The Soundless Dawn
Reverend Bizarre III: So Long Suckers
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
Rise Against The Sufferer & the Witness
Russian Circles Enter
Say Anything Menorah/Majora
Say Anything Say Anything
Shai Hulud That Within Blood Ill-Tempered
Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun
Sigur Ros Takk...
Sigur Ros Med sud i eyrum vid spilum endalaust
Sir Richard Bishop Fingering the Devil
Streetlight Manifesto The Hands That Thieve
Strike Anywhere Dead FM
Strung Out Exile In Oblivion
SUMA Let the Churches Burn
Pretty much the definition of slaying for days, Let The Churches Burn, an 8 track LP from Swedish sludge metal unknowns Suma, is on par with a viking breaking into your house, pillaging your shit, raping your women and stomping on your face. And the worst part? He didn't even wipe his fucking feet at the door.
System of a Down Toxicity
Tera Melos Untitled
Tera Melos Drugs to the Dear Youth
The Clash London Calling
The Decemberists The Crane Wife
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Gaslight Anthem Handwritten
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
The Mountain Goats Tallahassee
The Mountain Goats All Eternals Deck
The Mountain Goats Transcendental Youth
The National Trouble Will Find Me
The Smith Street Band Sunshine and Technology
The Smith Street Band Throw Me in the River
The Swellers My Everest
The Tallest Man on Earth Shallow Grave
TV on the Radio Dear Science
Two Tongues Two Tongues
Verse Aggression
Ween The Mollusk
Wil Wagner Laika
Wolves in the Throne Room Diadem of 12 Stars
Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters
Xavier Rudd Food In The Belly

3.5 great
A Tribe Called Quest People's Instinctive Travels & The Paths of Rhythm
Against Me! Searching for a Former Clarity
Air Moon Safari
Alabama Thunderpussy Open Fire
Architects Hollow Crown
Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom
At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution A Call To Arms
Bane Give Blood
Baths Cerulean
Baths Obsidian
Blacklisted ...The Beat Goes On
Bloodbath Unblessing the Purity
Blu and Exile Below the Heavens
Bob Marley and The Wailers Legend
Bomb the Music Industry! To Leave or Die in Long Island
Bright Eyes Lifted or The Story is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground
Bruce Springsteen Working on a Dream
Burial Street Halo
Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper
Cap'n Jazz Analphabetapolothology
Carcass Heartwork
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe
Cog The New Normal
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow
Common Be
CunninLynguists Dirty Acres
Cursive The Ugly Organ
Cursive Mama, I'm Swollen
Daitro Laisser Vivre Les Squelettes
Decrepit Birth Diminishing Between Worlds
Dirty Projectors Swing Lo Magellan
DJ Shadow Endtroducing...
Earl Sweatshirt EARL
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Envy Abyssal
Fall Out Boy Infinity on High
Frank Turner Poetry of the Deed
Frank Turner Tape Deck Heart
You know how sometimes you can listen to an artist's music and actually tell that they've lived? I mean really lived, like they've gone through some shit and they're still breathing to tell the tale? It's a rare quality in music but Frank Turner has the ineffable ability to write about stuff that seems so REAL. So many of Frank Turner's songs about growing up and messing up everything are accurate that it's impossible not to want to tell Amy to get fucked for convincing you to get a tattoo even though you fucking hate her now.
Frightened Rabbit Pedestrian Verse
Funeral Diner The Underdark
Genghis Tron Cloak of Love
God Is an Astronaut All Is Violent, All Is Bright
Hot Cross Risk Revival
In Mourning Shrouded Divine
Incubus Morning View
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Isis Panopticon
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American
Kanye West Late Registration
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak
Kanye West Yeezus
Mahavishnu Orchestra Birds of Fire
Maroon 5 Songs About Jane
Maroon 5 It Won't Be Soon Before Long
Michael Jackson Thriller
Minus the Bear Menos El Oso
Minus the Bear They Make Beer Commercials Like This
Mono Hymn to the Immortal Wind
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante
Mr. Bungle California
Opeth Damnation
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
P.O.S Never Better
Pelican City of Echoes
Pendulum Hold Your Colour
Pixies Doolittle
Portrait Discography
Powderfinger Odyssey Number Five
Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...
Rage Against The Machine Rage Against The Machine
Refused Songs to Fan the Flames of Discontent
Rise Against Revolutions per Minute
Shpongle Tales of the Inexpressible
Sir Richard Bishop While My Guitar Violently Bleeds
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
Strung Out An American Paradox
System of a Down Steal This Album!
Tenacious D Tenacious D
Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny
The Appleseed Cast Sagarmatha
The Aquabats The Fury of the Aquabats!
The Lonely Island Incredibad
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The National High Violet
The Smith Street Band More Scared of You Than You Are of Me
The Streets Original Pirate Material
The Swellers Beginning Of The End Again
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. I & II
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III & IV
Thursday Common Existence
Torche Meanderthal
Tripod Middleborough Road
Tripod Open Slather
Ulver Perdition City
Verse En Coma Rialto
Warpaint Warpaint
Why? Alopecia
Wintersun Wintersun

3.0 good
Ab-Soul Control System
Algernon Cadwallader Some Kind Of Cadwallader
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Andrew Bird Noble Beast
Army Of The Pharaohs Ritual Of Battle
Arsis A Celebration of Guilt
August Burns Red Messengers
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Ben Harper Fight For Your Mind
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Black Moth Super Rainbow Dandelion Gum
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
Cynic Focus
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
Disturbed Indestructible
Eminem The Eminem Show
Every Time I Die Ex Lives
Grand Magus Iron Will
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne
Jesu Jesu
Kamelot The Black Halo
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye
Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Mastodon Blood Mountain
mewithoutYou It's All Crazy! It's All False! It's All A Dream! It's Alright!
Murder by Death Like the Exorcist, but More Breakdancing
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
NOFX The Greatest Songs Ever Written (By Us)
Opeth Deliverance
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Powderfinger Vulture Street
Rage Against The Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Russian Circles Station
Slayer Reign in Blood
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
The Aquabats . . . Vs. the Floating Eye of Death!
The Smith Street Band Don't Fuck With Our Dreams
The Veronicas The Secret Life Of...
Tool Lateralus
Tool Ænima
Unearth III: In the Eyes of Fire
Usher Confessions
We're From Japan! 48 Minutes, 7 Seconds, Then The Open Air
Weezer The Red Album

2.5 average
Arsis We Are the Nightmare
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
Daft Punk Tron: Legacy
Dalek Gutter Tactics
Five Invincible
Giant Squid The Ichthyologist
Jay-Z Magna Carta... Holy Grail
Jedi Mind Tricks Legacy of Blood
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake
Lamb of God Killadelphia
Metallica Death Magnetic
Mott The Hoople Mott
Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Rise Against Appeal to Reason
Slayer South of Heaven
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
The Veronicas Hook Me Up
Wolves in the Throne Room Malevolent Grain

2.0 poor
Animal Collective Centipede Hz
Britney Spears Blackout
Cursive Happy Hollow
Disturbed The Sickness
Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Family Guy Live In Las Vegas OST
Kanye West Graduation
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis The Heist
Slayer Christ Illusion
System of a Down Mezmerize
System of a Down Hypnotize
The Mars Volta Amputechture

1.5 very poor
Disturbed Believe
Hilary Duff Hilary Duff
Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all
Linkin Park Reanimation
Ozzy Osbourne Ozzmosis
Slipknot Slipknot
Tool 10,000 Days
Trivium Ascendancy

1.0 awful
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown
Okay so I listened to it again (see what you people are making me do to myself?) and I still maintain that this is pretty much masturbating for 58 minutes without an orgasm at the end to make it all worthwhile. I mean, sure it feels kind of good at first, but you start to feel bored after a while and then you start to get frustrated that you still haven't climaxed, and you eventually just give up in disgust and go and do better things with your time like stare at Jessica Alba's tits in Sin City.
Eminem Encore
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Say Anything Anarchy, My Dear
Slipknot Iowa
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Lonely Road
Trivium The Crusade

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