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5.0 classic
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
Converge Jane Doe
Iron Maiden Powerslave
John Coltrane A Love Supreme
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Moby Play
Nas Illmatic
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd Animals
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead OK Computer
The Allman Brothers Band Eat a Peach
The Allman Brothers Band At Fillmore East
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Clash London Calling
The Cure Pornography
The Offspring Smash
The Zombies Odessey and Oracle
X Japan Art of Life
Yes Close to the Edge
Yes Fragile

4.5 superb
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Arcade Fire Funeral
Converge Axe to Fall
Death Symbolic
DJ Shadow Endtroducing...
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Nick Drake Pink Moon
Opeth Still Life
The Beatles The Beatles
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Mars Volta Octahedron
The White Stripes Elephant
Type O Negative October Rust
Wolves In The Throne Room Two Hunters

4.0 excellent
Agalloch The Mantle
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Boards of Canada Geogaddi
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks
Botch We Are the Romans
Brian Eno Ambient 1: Music For Airports
Burzum Belus
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Cynic Focus
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
Dream Theater Images and Words
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
dredg Leitmotif
dredg El Cielo
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Fang Island Fang Island
Frank Zappa Apostrophe
Frank Zappa Hot Rats
Genesis Selling England by the Pound
Genghis Tron Cloak of Love
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Gorguts Obscura
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest
Iron Braydz Devil May Cry
Isis Wavering Radiant
Jedi Mind Tricks Servants in Heaven, Kings in Hell
Jethro Tull Aqualung
Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick
Johnny Cash At Folsom Prison
Kraftwerk Autobahn
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster
Manic Street Preachers The Holy Bible
Mercyful Fate Melissa
Metallica Master of Puppets
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice
Mono Hymn to the Immortal Wind
Mr. Bungle California
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth Deliverance
Opeth Damnation
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer
Pink Floyd The Wall
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Porcupine Tree Voyage 34: The Complete Trip
Rush Moving Pictures
Rush Hemispheres
Sigur Ros ( )
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum Of Natural History
Slint Spiderland
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
Therapy? Crooked Timber
Thrice Vheissu
Tiamat Wildhoney
Tool Lateralus
Tool Ænima
Unearth III: In the Eyes of Fire
Wolves In The Throne Room Diadem Of 12 Stars

3.5 great
Ahab Call Of The Wretched Sea
American Minor Buffalo Creek [EP]
Atheist Elements
Behemoth Demigod
Bob Dylan Desire
Brian Eno Ambient 4: On Land
Burzum Filosofem
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious
Chamillionaire Ultimate Victory
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
CKY Infiltrate Destroy Rebuild
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
Cradle of Filth Nymphetamine
Cultus Hymns of Descending
Cut Chemist The Audience's Listening
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Death Human
Deep Purple Machine Head
Deftones White Pony
Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
Dream Theater A Change of Seasons
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Eminem Relapse
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...
Falkenbach Heralding - The Fireblade
Falkenbach Ok Nefna Tysvar Ty
Genesis Foxtrot
Genghis Tron Dead Mountain Mouth
Godspeed You! Black Emperor John Peel Sessions
Hot Cross Cryonics
Insect Warfare World Extermination
Isole Silent Ruins
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Liquid Tension Experiment Liquid Tension Experiment 2
Metallica Live Shit: Binge & Purge
Miles Davis Sketches of Spain
Moss Sub Templum
Nasum Helvete
Necrophagist Epitaph
Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor
Nick Drake Five Leaves Left
Nirvana In Utero
Old Man's Child Vermin
Opeth Morningrise
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Pelican The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon...
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Pink Floyd Meddle
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Porcupine Tree The Sky Moves Sideways
Radiohead The Bends
Rage Against The Machine Rage Against The Machine
Rush 2112
Slayer Reign in Blood
Staind Break The Cycle
Symphony X The Divine Wings of Tragedy
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta Amputechture
The Offspring Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace
Tool 10,000 Days
Ulver Perdition City
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Weezer The Blue Album
Wolves In The Throne Room Black Cascade
X Los Angeles
Yes The Yes Album

3.0 good
AC/DC Back In Black
Adelaide Pergamum
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Aphex Twin Richard D. James Album
Aphex Twin Windowlicker
Ayreon The Human Equation
Benighted Identisick
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
Blue Man Group Audio
By The End Of Tonight A Tribute To Tigers
Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth
Cannibal Corpse Vile
Celtic Frost Monotheist
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
Converge No Heroes
Cradle of Filth Dusk and Her Embrace
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh
Cryptopsy Once Was Not
Deftones Around the Fur
Dimmu Borgir Stormblåst
Dream Theater Train of Thought
Dream Theater Awake
dredg Catch Without Arms
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Evanescence Fallen
Finntroll Trollhammaren
Finntroll Nattfodd
Frank Zappa Jazz From Hell
Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate
Green Day Dookie
Green Day American Idiot
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Kanye West Late Registration
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory EP
Liquid Tension Experiment Liquid Tension Experiment
Machine Head Through the Ashes of Empires
Massive Attack Blue Lines
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Mayhem Deathcrush
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve
Meshuggah I
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Mudvayne L.D. 50
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction
Nile In Their Darkened Shrines
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth
Nirvana Bleach
Nirvana Nevermind
Pelican Australasia
Pig Destroyer 38 Counts of Battery
Pig Destroyer Explosions in Ward 6
Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother
Pink Floyd Is There Anybody Out There?
Porcupine Tree Staircase Infinities
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way
Shadows Fall The Art of Balance
Slayer Hell Awaits
Slipknot Iowa
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
Staind Dysfunction
Staind Tormented
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Dillinger Escape Plan Under the Running Board
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Dresden Dolls The Dresden Dolls
The Great Redneck Hope Behold The Fuck Thunder
The Mars Volta Tremulant
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
The Red Chord Fused Together in Revolving Doors
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza might not be the best band ever, but they most certainly win the award for the best band name ever. This band (hereby refered to as such) takes grindcore and fuses it with a little bit of metal and Jeff Foxworthy. They're the biggest rednecks ever, hailing from Tennessee and claiming song titles such as "Bill Dance Lands the Big One" and "Tony Little, Jack Daniels, and the Open Road." Said songs are winners, with the rest of the album not trailing too far behind. Or is it an album? I can't tell, because it's so short, at just 22 minutes. Mostly, it's your straight-forward grind riffs and spastic drums while some guy shouts incomprehensibly over top of it all. It's the tried and true formula, and it works. There's nothing really new or unique here, but for what it's worth, they do the job well.
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan
Tiamat Prey
Tool Undertow
Tool Opiate
Veil of Maya The Common Man's Collapse
Wolves In The Throne Room Wolves in the Throne Room
Wolves In The Throne Room Malevolent Grain
Yes Relayer
Yes Tales from Topographic Oceans

2.5 average
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Source Tags and Codes
Audioslave Audioslave
Burzum Hvis lyset tar oss
Cannibal Corpse Kill
Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head
Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy
Dream Theater Octavarium
Iron Butterfly In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Ministry Psalm 69
Nile Annihilation of the Wicked
Nile Amongst the Catacombs of Nephren-Ka
Old Man's Child In Defiance of Existence
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
Pink Floyd A Saucerful of Secrets
Skillet Collide
The Acacia Strain 3750
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Nuclear, Sad, Nuclear
The Sword Age of Winters

2.0 poor
Aphex Twin Drukqs
Dream Theater Live at Budokan
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O.
Ion Dissonance Breathing Is Irrelevant
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Linkin Park Meteora
Pink Floyd Echoes
Slayer God Hates Us All
Strapping Young Lad City
The Devil Wears Prada Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord

1.5 very poor
HIM Love Metal
Staind 14 Shades of Grey

1.0 awful
A Perfect Circle eMOTIVe
Metallica St. Anger
R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet (Chapters 1-12)
Slayer Eternal Pyre
Sunn O))) The Grimmrobe Demos

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