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Korn Life Is Peachy
Rimmm baddum skadaddum cha cha bla!

Oh hey, what’s up. This is Jonathan Davis and I’m reviewing my own album Life Is Peachy. Whatever right? Let’s ***in’ get it. Are youuuu reaaady bitch hahaha let’s go!

If I’m honest, this is some of our best work. I remember the times, sniffin’ crack off of groupies. We were living our best lives, and I think that came through on the technical side. The drummer especially, you can tell he was snortin’ some *** hahaha. I don’t know where he came up with those snare rhythms man, it was probably the mushrooms too haha. For legal purposes though uh I TOTALLY didn’t take mushrooms wink wink hahahaha!!

Let’s talk about me now, the best part hahaha. Yeah, I was pretty crazy in this album. I was off my meds and getting krunk every day, partying like an animal babyyyy. Just living a little hahaha. I guess that’s why I sound like a Minotaur in these songs haha, it’s ***in’ awesome.

With the bass we wanted to get funky but not too funky, because this is Korn - we’re heavy as *** haha. So yeah we went to the studio and we just jammed, that’s where most of the riffs came from, probably all of them haha. I said let’s just do our ***, and it turned out kind of experimental and it’s fun as ***. We had the best guys back then man, *** was tight as ***. Wish I had the same energy now, but if I did I’d throw my back out hahahaha it sucks man.

Anyway, the lyrics are about whatever dumb *** sounded funny. We were all drunk and tried to think of the dumbest lyrics we could. I thought what if Mr. Rogers was a perv? Dumb *** hahah. It’s still pretty funny though hahaha, at least it’s not All In The Family.

Yeah that’s the album people our best work, the guitars shred man it’s nuts. Catch you in our concerts later and as always…. korn forever bitch hahahaha don’t be a hater!
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