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Last Active 02-21-22 10:58 am
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Average Rating: 3.43
Rating Variance: 1.07
Objectivity Score: 84%
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5.0 classic
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Hopesfall The Satellite Years
Joanna Newsom Ys
Spiritbox Spiritbox
Underoath Define The Great Line
Underoath Define the Great Line (Special Edition)

4.5 superb
A Life Once Lost A Great Artist
Blackwater Holylight Not Here Not Gone
Love it. The album closer "Poppyfields" is especially great
Brand of Sacrifice Lifeblood
Car Bomb Mordial
Celeste (FRA) Assassine(s)
Really great. Kinda like Alcest but cranked up.
Got the tshirt with the hands over the face and wore it to work and someone said it was
"noncey" so I don't wear it much anymore.
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
In my opinion the only true great Converge album - the rest are good, but not for me.
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Gaza No Absolutes in Human Suffering
Gaza I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die
Glassjaw Material Control
Ion Dissonance Cast the First Stone
Iwrestledabearonce Hail Mary
Rush Power Windows
I think this might be my favourite of theirs, but I am a real sucker for an 80s jangly chorus-laden guitar and echoey drums.
Saba Care For Me
The Callous Daoboys Celebrity Therapist
Vildhjarta + där sjunger under evighetens granar +

4.0 excellent
Black Peaks All That Divides
Brand New Deja Entendu
Cloakroom Dissolution Wave
Coroner Dissonance Theory
Cult Leader Lightless Walk
Deftones Deftones
Enterprise Earth Embodiment
Heavy Heavy Low Low Fuck It?!
Horrendous Ontological Mysterium
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Loathe (UK) I Let It In And It Took Everything
Misery Signals Controller
Misery Signals Absent Light
Saba Bucket List
TesseracT War of Being
The Silver (US) Looking Glass Hymnal Blue
Really pleasantly surprised by this one. Great songwriting
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Underoath Ø (Disambiguation)
Zao The Crimson Corridor

3.5 great
A Black Rose Burial An Awakening of Revenants
Ah this is a real throwback to summer in the mid-2000s when I would've been in my teens and I had the curtains closed and played a lot of FF10 and listened to this album. It's one of those ones that sticks in my head as "lots of horror samples, synths and mad riffs". It doesn't necessarily hold up these days. And listening back I remember how it always felt a bit cheap, especially things like not having a properly tuned guitar on Baleful Aura. But it was definitely seminal.
A Life Once Lost Hunter
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Converge Love Is Not Enough
Hopesfall A Types
Mol Dreamcrush
The Callous Daoboys Die on Mars
The Callous Daoboys I Don't Want to See You in Heaven

3.0 good
Blackwater Holylight Silence/Motion
Converge Jane Doe
Cryptic Shift Overspace & Supertime
Found it fatiguing and like a big endless block of random riffs. Some interesting bits but completely unmemorable.
Cult Leader A Patient Man
If everything were like "Isolation in the Land of Milk and Honey" then this would be a 4+, but those songs like "to: Achlys" and "A World of Joy" are so dire, it brings the whole album down. Maybe the baritone cleans are something some people love but not for me.
Gaza He Is Never Coming Back
Glass Cloud Perfect War Forever
It's way better than the lion album, purely because it only sounds like the drums are being played with a bucket and spade rather than being played on a saucepan at the end of a wind tunnel and recorded on a Tamagotchi
Heavy Heavy Low Low Everything's Watched, Everyone's Watchin
Iwrestledabearonce Late for Nothing
Iwrestledabearonce Ruining It for Everybody
Linkin Park Meteora
Rolo Tomassi Where Myth Becomes Memory
The Callous Daoboys Animal Tetris
The Callous Daoboys God Smiles Upon the Callous Daoboys
Thy Art Is Murder Infinite Death
Dull, don't like the vocals, stupid band name. But the occasional breakdown does give a bit of a stank-face, so a mid-table ranking.

2.5 average
A Life Once Lost Iron Gag
My god this is dire. Loved their first album. Liked their second. This is... I dunno, some redneck shit.
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
I was never really into Brand New, so I'm listening to this with fairly fresh ears (minus general nostalgia for that era). It's fine. It's good. I like Millstone. The rest of it... it's fine. Sic Transit Gloria from Deja Entendu is a great track but everything else they've done has always been somewhat "meh" to me.r(Actually, just listening again to Deja Entendu and the entire album is so much better than this, maybe it's just my taste)
Chiodos All's Well That Ends Well Re-Issue
Mid-2000s Myspace Straincore. "One day women..." has a place in my heart because I think that
was the one song I'd regularly listen to. The rest is so-so. Would be better without the
piano plinking randomly over the top of it. Mixdown/master is weird too. All sounds a little
bit like you're listening to it from the inside of a toilet bowl. (update: just got to
penguins in alaska, that's a pretty good song to be fair. the two highest played on spotify
are not the best imo)
Heavy Heavy Low Low Pain Olympics
Good on them for making a comeback, but it's ultimately unpleasant to listen to
Hopesfall The Frailty of Words
Hopesfall Magnetic North
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
Rush Rush
Listening through their discography, their first album bored the pants off me, and is nothing like what they would become in the latter part of the 70s
Spiritbox Eternal Blue
The Callous Daoboys My Dixie Wrecked
I'm glad they toned down the screetchy violins for later releases. It definitely has potential but it's a lot more chugga chugga metalcore. The later stuff is definitely better.
Thrice Horizons/West
Underoath Erase Me
Underoath Voyeurist

2.0 poor
At the Drive-In in•ter a•li•a
I hadn't even realised they'd had a comeback album all these years ago, and kinda wishing I'd never found out. Briefly thought "hey this is alright for the first 3rd of Pendulum in a Peasant Dress" and then the little clap-along section came in - nope!
Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly
Turns out that if you listen to the audio only and don't subject yourself to the music videos (which are hilarious and I still reference all the time), it's not entirely awful. The synth breakdowns are dreadful, but at points it sounds not too bad. You can tell they wanted to make Underoath a bit more like Owl City.
Dr. Acula Below Me
It oscillates between being background nothingness and the most irritating shit you've ever heard. I'm glad my old noise-destroyed ears can't hear any of the highest frequencies that this album produces because I think if I were still 20yo I'd have an embolism
Enterprise Earth Luciferous
Glass Cloud The Royal Thousand
It has potential but it just really got something wrong about the production. Why does it
sound like it's been recorded a little bit off to the right in the distance, kinda has
clipping compression on it, weird blasts of bassy tones. I know that Josh Travis did such an
amazing job with Danza IIII so why does this sound SO BAD. So often bands will do a
remastered version of an album that doesn't need it. This needs it so much. It's really not
fun to listen to on good headphones or speakers.
Rolo Tomassi In the Echoes of All Dreams
I didn't really notice it was playing, or that it ended. It just kinda existed in my ears for a bit and then stopped.

1.5 very poor
Immortal Disfigurement KING
The sound of stacking fourteen compressors on your master bus. Dogshit
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Dreadful. As the album progressed I kept decreasing its score
Sleep Token Take Me Back to Eden
The drummer is very talented. There are a couple of bits in bits of tracks that I like (and yes, by this I mean that it's super fucking disjointed). But why does he sing like that!? Why is that his voice? That's not how vowels are pronounced! It's like he's rotated every vowel into a schwa and then sung it out of the side of his mouth. It's like hozier or that fucking "i'll be riding SHOT GUN" guy.

1.0 awful
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Dubstep
Rings of Saturn Rings of Saturn
Spiritbox Rotoscope
Self Titled was incredible. Eternal Blue was going in a bad direction for me. This is just like Static-X or something, fucking awful.
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