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Last Active 02-21-22 10:58 am
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Average Rating: 3.34
Rating Variance: 1.31
Objectivity Score: 83%
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5.0 classic
Joanna Newsom Ys
Spiritbox Spiritbox
Underoath Define The Great Line
Underoath Define the Great Line (Special Edition)

4.5 superb
Brand of Sacrifice Lifeblood
Car Bomb Mordial
Glassjaw Material Control
Ion Dissonance Cast the First Stone
Iwrestledabearonce Hail Mary
Saba Care For Me
The Callous Daoboys Celebrity Therapist
Vildhjarta + där sjunger under evighetens granar +

4.0 excellent
Black Peaks All That Divides
Brand New Deja Entendu
Cloakroom Dissolution Wave
Coroner Dissonance Theory
Enterprise Earth Embodiment
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Loathe (UK) I Let It In And It Took Everything
Saba Bucket List
TesseracT War of Being
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Underoath Ø (Disambiguation)
Zao The Crimson Corridor

3.5 great
The Callous Daoboys Die on Mars
The Callous Daoboys I Don't Want to See You in Heaven

3.0 good
Glass Cloud Perfect War Forever
It's way better than the lion album, purely because it only sounds like the drums are being played with a bucket and spade rather than being played on a saucepan at the end of a wind tunnel and recorded on a Tamagotchi
Iwrestledabearonce Ruining It for Everybody
Iwrestledabearonce Late for Nothing
Rolo Tomassi Where Myth Becomes Memory
The Callous Daoboys Animal Tetris
The Callous Daoboys God Smiles Upon the Callous Daoboys

2.5 average
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
I was never really into Brand New, so I'm listening to this with fairly fresh ears (minus general nostalgia for that era). It's fine. It's good. I like Millstone. The rest of it... it's fine. Sic Transit Gloria from Deja Entendu is a great track but everything else they've done has always been somewhat "meh" to me.r(Actually, just listening again to Deja Entendu and the entire album is so much better than this, maybe it's just my taste)
Heavy Heavy Low Low Pain Olympics
Good on them for making a comeback, but it's ultimately unpleasant to listen to
Spiritbox Eternal Blue
The Callous Daoboys My Dixie Wrecked
I'm glad they toned down the screetchy violins for later releases. It definitely has potential but it's a lot more chugga chugga metalcore. The later stuff is definitely better.
Thrice Horizons/West
Underoath Erase Me
Underoath Voyeurist

2.0 poor
At the Drive-In in•ter a•li•a
I hadn't even realised they'd had a comeback album all these years ago, and kinda wishing I'd never found out. Briefly thought "hey this is alright for the first 3rd of Pendulum in a Peasant Dress" and then the little clap-along section came in - nope!
Enterprise Earth Luciferous
Glass Cloud The Royal Thousand
It has potential but it just really got something wrong about the production. Why does it
sound like it's been recorded a little bit off to the right in the distance, kinda has
clipping compression on it, weird blasts of bassy tones. I know that Josh Travis did such an
amazing job with Danza IIII so why does this sound SO BAD. So often bands will do a
remastered version of an album that doesn't need it. This needs it so much. It's really not
fun to listen to on good headphones or speakers.
Rolo Tomassi In the Echoes of All Dreams
I didn't really notice it was playing, or that it ended. It just kinda existed in my ears for a bit and then stopped.

1.5 very poor
Immortal Disfigurement KING
The sound of stacking fourteen compressors on your master bus. Dogshit
Sleep Token Take Me Back to Eden
The drummer is very talented. There are a couple of bits in bits of tracks that I like (and yes, by this I mean that it's super fucking disjointed). But why does he sing like that!? Why is that his voice? That's not how vowels are pronounced! It's like he's rotated every vowel into a schwa and then sung it out of the side of his mouth. It's like hozier or that fucking "i'll be riding SHOT GUN" guy.

1.0 awful
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Dubstep
Rings of Saturn Rings of Saturn
Spiritbox Rotoscope
Self Titled was incredible. Eternal Blue was going in a bad direction for me. This is just like Static-X or something, fucking awful.
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